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too late

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I think they got him sweeping the floor
at the pond in the off season

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no they aint
...what?....shloemoe heard

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She looks like she wouldn't be happy wearing that
unless it WAS bad for the environment...I wonder
if her parents know she dresses like that?

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Glenn wrote:

You are talking about the woman I love!

We should call you "Gavin"(you know Rossdale
...her hubby) Glenn...shloemoe kid you! ...man
I used to love Bush....still do....I suppose....um
...anyway....

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that's kinda funny....there aint even a lake around these parts that freezes over to play hockey....$$$$$....Canadians get the shaft! yeah like when the nordiques packed it up and moved to Colorado... then first thing...WIN THE CUP that sucked!!! yeah a certain football team went to St. Louis... .....

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that's kinda funny....there aint even a lake
around these parts that freezes over to play
hockey....$$$$$....Canadians get the shaft!

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What the fuck?...am I just a total square or is her new stuff
just crap?...somebody tell that girl to stop watching MTV
and get back to No Doubt......Now!

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What's wrong with having a name like that?
...as long as yer sporting a MANgina between
yer legs

these guys would love a name like that

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I was reading how scientists have discovered a new species of rock lobster....so I was trying to find a funny pic to post with a gag line...to get a chuckle see.....then I came across this in the "hit list" http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j76/shloemoe/nursemonkey.jpg Now thats not so muc...

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hm?....love a lot o john's solo stuff...john and yoko?
...not so much....you?

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I risked many an ass beating to sneak into my psycho brothers room to hear Rod cover "Twisting the night away".....When I first heard it I was 10 or 11....It sounded like the guitar player was breakin the rules with string streching slurs...good bye donny osmond...hello Rock!... and jueven...

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Schmoe time...I like it!

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Ah!......The house guest from hell (the asshole) was taken away in handcuffs yesterday...the Shloe dont really like calling cops...but!...today is a beautiful day ...isn't it?....well isn't it? :D http://static.flickr.com/51/131624494_3232ffa458_m.jpg (As Shloemoe goes happily skipping off he's sing...

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I dont get it?

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I dont get it?

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Ok!....here...

Notice how the wave "De-Gausses" a sunspot to the south
....pretty cosmic.....uhuh?
more story at:
http://spaceweather.com

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Thanks you guys...I probably shouldn't have said anything
...kinda selfish when ya think about it....anyway...back to
battle an asshole...should I not return...(How's that for
mellowdrama)...shit look what I did to this thread...
ok enough of that.....Cheers y'all!

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I don't wanna live on the moon...there's no chicks in short shorts. :x .....but on the other hand fuckin in no gravity would be great :D Watch out for floating rotty wads! :D <a href="http://photobucket.com/" target="_blank"><img src="http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d82/c...

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People who are not in the Christmas spirit are just a bunch a fucking a-holes. Well I just wanna ask that we define "Christmas Spirit" loosley....Shloemoe dont believe jesus is the messiah ....I'm not too keen on commercialism...and I can be a bit moody.....So with a stiff upper lip I rei...

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It apears that I will be the FIRST to wish all the "Jackers"
and their associated affiliates a
Merry Christamas
..remember that CHRIST died for your sins....
and so be of chearful spirit...for ours is eternity in
union......ok...I'll stop....Happy Fuckin Holidays!!!
...You fuckers!

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How very thoughtful....

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no thanksgiving in SpAiN. HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO EVERYONE maybe save the poor turkey today dic. 6 is the day of the ConsTiTucIoN eSpAñOLA yeahhhh no more dictators :wink: a week holidays :lol: [/b] ¿Franco sigue siendo muerto? Viva Espaina!!!! franco live in a little hitler called Aznar/Rajoy and a ...

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¡ desea Shloemoe vivo el grande!!!

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ChispaFilthyLucre wrote:no thanksgiving in SpAiN.
HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO EVERYONE
maybe save the poor turkey

today dic. 6 is the day of the ConsTiTucIoN eSpAñOLA
yeahhhh no more dictators
a week holidays [/b]

¿Franco sigue siendo muerto?
Viva Espaina!!!!

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hm?....you mean with all the blabbin I do I didn't
wish everybody a Happy Thanksgiving?...well then
Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!

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rotter wrote:Five more and I'll be Kramer...

two and a half back...

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rotter wrote:fuck the comedy points...you keep it up and I'll put pecker shrink powder in your drink.

that's 5 more...keep it up!

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I don't wanna live on the moon...there's no chicks in short shorts. :x .....but on the other hand fuckin in no gravity would be great :D Watch out for floating rotty wads! :D ok...Rot's floating wads???....shit!....I'll stay on eearth after all!...way to "blow" a dream Rotman....way to go!

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rotter wrote:Maddie loves the pink frillys in your top drawer and your "dancin' pal" collection.....aaahahahhaaa

ah...my fav's too!!!...Maddies got taste in APPERAL!!!

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rotter wrote:
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rotter wrote:..whats funny is you picking your hair outta the drain after shaving your balls with a bottle of Nair...
ok, not as funny, you lose 5 comedy points!
I told ya I wasn't funny...I'm hoTT...just ask the smilin' chicks.

well Im not a chick!!!...you lose 5 more comedy points rotman!!!!

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I used to sing Golden Slumbers to The Kid...twas on Abbey Road..and Dicky....my beloved Dicky....played Boy ya better carry that weight (as well as having Rat Scabies saying Happy Birthday) for The Kid's 17 birthday... I love the Beatles and miss Dicky..... Man!...I gotta start my "itunes/p2p&...

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rotter wrote:..whats funny is you picking your hair outta the drain after shaving your balls with a bottle of Nair...

ok, not as funny, you lose 5 comedy points!

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rotter wrote:aaaaaaaahahahahahaha...thats the itching powder I put in your diaper...

See I knew you was into me daintys...oh Rot!

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I grew up not far from Disneyland. Back in the 60's 'n' 70's visitors had the chance to ride the "Rocket to the moon" ride....well ol Walt wanted us to believe that by the 90's we'd be living on the moon. didn't happen! I felt gipted! Now NASA is planning a moon base by 2024.... I wonder I...

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rotter wrote:aaahahahaha.....Shloe is gonna shave his bag...

yeah.... the dreads around me jewels make me itch!

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rotter wrote:I'm not funny...I'm just hoTT All the chicks love me in my german ww2 jackboots;they even hold doors open for me and smile Thats 10 points!

YES that is!!!!!....funny!

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that's funny I didn't see Rot's 180's...funny
(10 comedy points for the Rotman!!!!!!)

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RobertKP wrote:"Meet The Beatles" was the first album I ever bought. "Rubber Soul" is my favorite but "Sgt Pepper, ""Revolver" & the White Album are close behind.

I only ever owned "the white"...so as a consequence
it has to be me fav.....

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ChispaFilthyLucre wrote:I hate log hair
and his revolting smoke on the water

yeah...Im getting tired of it....just spent 3 hours
over the weekend unclogging the shower drain.

probably shave it in a few?

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"Lazy" is awesome!!!!

You're lazy just stay in bed
You're lazy just stay in bed
You don't want no money
You don't want no bread

Peace MAN!

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oh just being drunk...trying to get people
to comment on the purp...hm...that dont
sound right....anyways

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oh yeah I really! like Deep purples "stormbringer"....just wanted to add that......Stormbringer coming! oh and let me add that melody adds so much to rock let's not get too beat centered....huh?...ok? shloemoe's knocking at the back door...you know you love him!...let him in!...just cause ...

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Im sorry....but you have clicked and you will read! also tonight on "The 7th Day" is Deep Purples "best of" Deep Purple is one of the best bands EVER!!!! (yes...the shloe has long hair!)...in keeping with my drunkin desire for attention(tonight)... I want to remind you lesser peo...

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again...The 7th day!..as The Great Shloe sips his moderately priced AMERICAN Whiskey(2nd only to the Isles...SUP C?) he gets a bit sentimental about the Beatles(George Harrison's greatest featured tonight...ya know?) I remember the 1st Beatles Album I ever saw....(had a few 45's)... http://www.solar...

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Everywhere I go
there's always something there to remind me
of another place in time

...no point just a commercial

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We interupt this thread in an effort to get
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This comes in handy a lot of the time. I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble, or I can rent it out, when I don't need it. But now and then I go to a party, get drunk, and the next morning I can't for the life of me remember what I did with it. First I looked around my apartm...

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Gooch wrote:I still love The Monkees and got to meet Mikey Dolenz back in September at a car show in Vegas...one down...three to go....

The Monkeys.....YEAH!!!!...Is it Saturday morning yet?

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"I aint missing you at all"...that's what I would pretend
to say if I returned "your penis"...I've grown acustomed
...and that's all Im gonna say about that....

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???? Are you ready, Steve? Aha. Andy? Yeah! Mick? OK. Alright, fellas, let's go! Oh it's been getting so hard Livin' with the things you do to me, aha Oh my dreams are getting so strange I'd like to tell you everything I see Oh, I see a man at the back As a matter of fact his eyes are red as the sun...

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I was in the "drunk tank" overnite a month ago for the first and last time....never again...jail sucks.Glad they didn't charge me with anythin'....canada is soooooo fuckin' nice :D Guess I shouldn't have called the woman cop a cunt though......that wuz rude.What did they expect though;cuf...

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(shloemoe shaking his head at rot) (in Foghorn Leghorn voice- Something, I say something is not all together right in that boys head....) ...uh moving on.... seems like a good time to interject this one Sweet....... I don't wanna know your name Cause you don't look the same The way you did before OK...

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I was in the "drunk tank" overnite a month ago for the first and last time....never again...jail sucks.Glad they didn't charge me with anythin'....canada is soooooo fuckin' nice :D Guess I shouldn't have called the woman cop a cunt though......that wuz rude.What did they expect though;cuf...

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Pisha....my Edward Bear song was more obscure than Black Oak Arkansas..... yes, but I made up for it in quanity... (see above) hmmm...it is debatable... for yours was VERY obscure while mine though more numerous were less so ...we should bring this up before the court of asolutlely meaningless triv...

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confused for Rotter eh?...(Shloemoe self consiously
straightens his avatar) that's disturbing......or is it?

Hm..maybe I should advance my secret plans of
amourous design on the fair Maddie.....hm?

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jr wrote:i liked
bay city rollers

Well neither of dem is obscure so Shloemoe WINS!
...again

yeah bay city rollers "saturday night"...that was cool

that terry jacks song was ultimately a sad song I
recall...

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Gidge,Gidge,Gidge....that was rotter who said that.
I stay clear of that whole puddin wresling thang!

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yes yes very sucky...no?...that's the point.
what sucky music did you guys used
to like (Rock no disco)(we know about the
disco sucking)

.Edward bear...yeah!...never heard of em
...does there musicsuck now Gidge?

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imagine foghat if they were from Arkansas ...better yet for your academic edification look em up...they did that song "Jim dandy to the rescue" hm I feel an urge to list: (must be the miche talk) Obsure Crap from the 70's that Shloemoe used to/still might like....in no order Uriah Heap Mou...

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from AP: Washington-7 million people - or one in every 32 American adults - were behind bars, on probation or on parole by the end of last year, according to the Justice Department. Of those, 2.2 million were in prison or jail, an increase of 2.7 percent over the previous year, according to a report...

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OK....that wasn't shocking enough?
I used to like Black Oak Arkansas!!!

...."LORD HAVE MERCY ON MY SOUL"!!!!

There!...ya made me do it!

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know what?....Aerosmith used to be my favorite band!
...not the shit they play on the radio, but the other
stuff....I know.....I know...I hate aerosmith now too
...but? ....does that make me gay?...aerosmith?
they're hetro?.....right?....anyways...fanks fer listening!

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So they're a blowin huh?...huh?...huh?
I'm already tired of em...I find these
winds kinda irritating...in a stimulating
way... there's a static eletric charge aroundf
my brain....my brain...doctor?...my brain!
....my brain doctor....it itches!!!!!!

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hey Gidge....carrots are rich in beta keratenes...
they help with night vision

...Im just saying....

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nothing wrong with cemetary just not the place i want to walk at o dark thirty ... jame gumm might getcha or shloe... ahhahah :lol: It's the cops what scare me...shloemoe'll just get on your nerves...but cops try so hard to be normal they might not respect a guys right to walk in the park at night ...

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Last week was strolling thru the cemetary when I came round a turn and almost walked into a cop car...lights out engine off....scared the !@#$ out of me....wonder what he was doing there at 4:00am ...I didn't look in....didn't want to see him doing anything creepy...I could just see the headlines &...

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Seriously...can I be serious?I like early mornin' and late nite walks too.Its quiet..no cars,no cunts,no shit....Its so quiet you can hear a fart from a cop lickin boston creme donut a block away.Springside Park and the cemetary are cool walking places where I live. Ima check it out on satelite rot...

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Last week was strolling thru the cemetary when I came round a turn and almost walked into a cop car...lights out engine off....scared the !@#$ out of me....wonder what he was doing there at 4:00am ...I didn't look in....didn't want to see him doing anything creepy...I could just see the headlines &q...

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4:00am?... my favorite time of the day...now...
no cars...no people...it's neato man...was that
a dog in the alley?

...the Cemetary is nice then too!

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Because of the three walls and the house, my backyard acts as a cold sump...this morning my electric thermometer read a temperture of 39.0 F...The Shloe "never" gets cold, but I had to wear a sweater for my 4:00am walk....BuRRRRRRr...the grass had frost in spots...cold! that's colder than ...

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Man those guys have some pretty particular tastes
...ja see how exactingly the one guy laid the green?

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I wonder if that was the look that young lady
was going for?....oh well...there is just no
accounting for taste...ya know it when ya see
it...and uh-hum...you know it when ya dont.

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They're coming...The jet stream is lowering... as it does every year at this time...and to mark the occasion nature is sending dry desert winds ...it puts on the lotion or it drys out like a dead leave...dont forget to wear woolen socks and shock the bu-jesus out of one another...FUN! A shot from sp...

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It's funny how an otherwise sensitive guy can so often sound like a vulgar pig...We love the Rot!!!...but seriously not in a gay way...you genius types you!...did I say that?...genius? ...anyway speaking of Canadians.....what the hell do you guys do to your whiskey to make so awful?...nevermind...I ...

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oh 915 +560=oh I guess I didn't win
guess Im just a wallflower

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wait a minute!....
(old shloemoe posts)+(The Rizen shloemoe posts)=

I Win!!!!!

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I think somebody did enough of that to ya already
Rotman...how else do ya explain the Rot?

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Ah and what memorable posts they were too!!!

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This is city light of Ath, Belgium being reflected back
from flat ice crystals in the atmosphere....trippy man!

from http://spaceweather.com

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Oh yeah...I thought I was up to date on my happy birthdays...
I guess jack is worth two...now does anyone know what I did
with my keys?

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pmppppppffpp mfpppffpp mmpmmmmpmp
mfffm fmpmfpmpp mmpmmmmpmpmf
ffm fmpmfpmpp mmpmmmmpmpmfffm fmp
mfpmpp mmpmmmmpmpmfffm fmpmfpmpp.

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Dang! Now there's an oversight!...
Happy Birthday Great Leader Jack!!!

...ya bunch of ingrates...wish Jack
a happy birthday!!!!

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(snoring sounds...stooges style) Shronk...vvvvvveeeet....we-be-be-be-be-be Shronk...vvvvvveeeet....we-be-be-be-be-be Shronk...vvvvvveeeet....we-be-be-be-be-be Shronk...vvvvvveeeet....we-be-be-be-be-be ...ya know...you can keep the bright lights of broadway...and you can keep all the grand social eve...

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Tonight (11-26-06) klos played queens "Jazz" and I wuz fliping the wiki(you know what I mean!)...and I came across this pic. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/43/Queen_Bicycle_Race1.png ...and all I gotta say is...well..If I was a chick I'd be gay....sink me! Long Live Freddy Merc...

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Yea...where is ol stinky butt?...aint picked on him in awhile...

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Here..here!!!!Bully for you!!!!....I agree wholeheartly....(WE-OUW!) ....I can assure my constituency that if re- elected(Brsh) I shall take action against the(Brshshshs-tat)......this is radio london... ...Coming to you live from starlight hotel..... ...add that to the volumes of data the human rac...

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...For Kazoos and pianos....Ha!.....I didn't think so!!!

...WANG CHUNG!!!!.....DO IT!!!!....DO IT NOW!!!!!!

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oooow!...feathers are neat too!

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Maddie wrote:Quit blowing in Rotters' ear and confess Shloe.....fuck!

What?...that I'd like to intimate with his wifey?....NO!
...That wouldn't be right...Some dreams are better
off left alone.

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panties are SO sensuous!!!!

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rotter wrote:I deleted my myspace today...I'm just too cool to be one of the masses.

huh?...well Im gonna keep mine...It might become usefull
in spreading my Superier wisdumb to the lesser ones

...stick by the shack Rotman...you have much to learn
Grasshopper

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naw i mean where do you put the code to make the pics show up on certain areas of your profile page????

Viva El Greco!
Viva Picaso!
Viva Chispa!
Viva Espaina!!!

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Hey how do you post images on myspace????

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LOOKS LIKE OUR SECRET IS OUT ROTMAN

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...I dunno?...I think gidge is smoking that stuff again.
...Gimme some!!!!
You've got your orders Rotter!!!
That is all....???

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must...kill...superman...must...kill...superman ...must...kill...superman...must...kill...superman mind...control...mind...control...mind...control ...mind...control...mind...control...mind...control... obey...the...Gidge...obey...the...Gidge... obey...the...Gidge...obey...the...Gidge... obey...the....

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in a related topic... our next door neighbors offered us a rocking reclyner(chair) that we moved to our living room last night. well our kitties sure loved it and started exploring its insides. They pulled out a dryed out rat carcass!!!!!!!! That neighbor has a handicapped girl who liked to keep rat...

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Gooch wrote:Eek! Yeah, that would be something to protest about....

Thanks for enlightening me Shloe! I owe you a Slurpee!

Do you know how many calories are in a slurpee?...they are
good in the summer time.

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rotter wrote:aaaaahahahaha...I'll write you a reminder note next time Gidge and super glue it to your forehead with my spunk. ...now thats sssshhhhhhhhticky.

Ah!... always with the charm eh Rotman?

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Gwen Stefani.....

Hey!..that's not a rock lobster!

John and Yoko

never a dull moment

Wanna see a tsunami on the sun?

...And Furthermore!!!!!!!....

I want a pussy coaster

Is this too classic?....

Sunday..must be Shloe in the garage listening to klos....

You know, of course, this means war...

Allright!...I have a confesion!!...mmm a pic would be good!

Santa Ana winds

bout time fer a pic o the day....pic

Shronk...vvvvvveeeet....we-be-be-be-be=be

Ok here's the truth....

Are you punk enough!!!????

Dont tell em what's up...today is his day