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by The Rizen shloemoe
Fri Aug 17, 2007 4:14 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: OMG!...has it been 30 years?
Replies: 21
Views: 9038

yea uh...I haveN'T gotten the nerve to click on that one yet.

I'va hunch it aint pretty
by The Rizen shloemoe
Fri Aug 17, 2007 4:13 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Rotter, Question for you
Replies: 26
Views: 10556

Funny...really fat people make me feel thin....

yeah let's make fun of really fat people :roll:
by The Rizen shloemoe
Fri Aug 17, 2007 4:11 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Rumors of war and earthquakes....
Replies: 11
Views: 5108

I'd love to experience an earthquake. :D never have huh? You certainly feel "alive" for the duration..... afterwards some relief cuz it's over...then forboding cuz it might be a fore-shock for a bigger one...nuthin like feeling the earth turn to jello....better be careful what ya wish for...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Fri Aug 17, 2007 2:42 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Rumors of war and earthquakes....
Replies: 11
Views: 5108

Rumors of war and earthquakes....

Peru 8.0...holy shit! 2 minutes of high amplitude shaking!!!! Now there's the looting...no food...no water...no order :shock: Thank goodness our society is so much more civilized than theirs...Even though we've packed millions into this coastal plain with no natural resources(water etc...)we've noth...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Fri Aug 17, 2007 12:52 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Rotter, Question for you
Replies: 26
Views: 10556

Hey yooz gotta fat guy problem?
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Aug 16, 2007 9:36 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: OMG!...has it been 30 years?
Replies: 21
Views: 9038

Today kinda crystalizes some feelins I had lately bout music. ya know how cool Elvis was when he was cool...like before he went in the army?...he was cool! For most of my life I've felt rock(all dem kinds) was cool. I always felt Elvis was cool too...C'ept for them Vegas days. Times like that give m...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Aug 16, 2007 2:11 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: OMG!...has it been 30 years?
Replies: 21
Views: 9038

OMG!...has it been 30 years?

I was a 14 year old "Ranch hand" relaxing after a hard day of forced labor when I hear the king had died..one of those moments fixed in time for me...I think this week- end I'll work on me Elvis.... ..."Thank ya very much pretty momma baby"! 8) ...Thank ya very much! http://uploa...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Aug 16, 2007 12:20 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Shloe's Perseid report
Replies: 14
Views: 6565

It schizo time. I am manic, manic, manic. Have been for the last 4 weeks or so. Gottaa come down soon. Hey then share some of that "Bananas schitz" with the Rotman...he seems down.... get it "bananas schitz"?... kinda like a "banana split"? ...see how nice the world wo...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Aug 15, 2007 2:42 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: How to make Soccer intresting...
Replies: 5
Views: 3443

Hm...kinda like a new take on the Charlie Brown lucy
kick off thing...except probably a lot more painful

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by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Aug 15, 2007 1:04 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Shloe's Perseid report
Replies: 14
Views: 6565

hey hey dont get all "titsey" rotman...it's just a thread
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Aug 15, 2007 12:49 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Shloe's Perseid report
Replies: 14
Views: 6565

:?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?:
by The Rizen shloemoe
Tue Aug 14, 2007 4:38 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Yo Momma
Replies: 17
Views: 8025

rotter wrote:I've been to hell and back.
Then you are not meerly a mortal rotter.
Renounce the one they call the lamb and
join the forces of darkness!!!!!
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
by The Rizen shloemoe
Tue Aug 14, 2007 12:59 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Even New York City loves the Jukebox
Replies: 5
Views: 3594

Wow!...our very own Jonsey up on a billboard
just like revlon, sony, or "Rush Hour"...who'da
thunk it?
by The Rizen shloemoe
Tue Aug 14, 2007 8:55 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Yo Momma
Replies: 17
Views: 8025

(Soley in the interest of argument the
Devil takes possesion of one Shloe-moe
in order to speak to the humans)

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"It is amusing to hear the little ones speak
of things they know nothing of....Hell?....
what does a mortal know of hell?"
by The Rizen shloemoe
Mon Aug 13, 2007 6:23 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Shloe's Perseid report
Replies: 14
Views: 6565

So... I'm sitting on this log in a campground near mammoth lakes. Watching the most bitchenest meteor shower I EVER saw...(4 er 5 a min)..anyways I hear somebody walking up on the gravel walkway. Not wanting to suprise anybody I flick on me mag-light. low and behold a giant brown bear stared back fr...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Mon Aug 13, 2007 12:10 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Shloe's Perseid report
Replies: 14
Views: 6565

Yeah ...and "they" said it was gonna be a good one :roll:
by The Rizen shloemoe
Mon Aug 13, 2007 11:02 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Yo Momma
Replies: 17
Views: 8025

Well just to play devil's advocate :twisted: (as I'm fond of doing) The altruist is the most greedy and selfish of us all.(huh?) Every gift or charity has compensations... accolades...kudos...smiley faces...these too are types of currency...no? (Shloemoe conceals a snear as he draws his cap to his f...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Mon Aug 13, 2007 10:37 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Shloe's Perseid report
Replies: 14
Views: 6565

Woke up about 2 er 3am did a tinkle and stepped
outside for a min.....didn't see nuthin...jupiter(I believe)
very bright though....

better luck next year eh?

This concludes Shloemoe perseid report for 2007
by The Rizen shloemoe
Mon Aug 13, 2007 10:34 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Seems I need to appeal to the lowest common denonimator?
Replies: 8
Views: 4767

Re: The highest common factor

Oh God, it's not the "Isn't that right donkey," story again? In maths the lowest common denominator of 2, 3. 4 and 6 is 12? Right? Yet the highest common factor of 12 and 18 is 6. Which is lower I think. So you are in fact wrong to be talking of lowest common denominators. Don't worry I g...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sun Aug 12, 2007 9:30 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Yo Momma
Replies: 17
Views: 8025

Re: Yo Momma

Ya know, the USO is quite awesome for what they do for us! This time they brought Yo Momma from Mtv over and we got to see Wilmer Valdarama (Fez from That 70's Show) and Frankie J. Not that I'm in to that kind of music, it was still pretty fun! They were all super nice! The show was hilarious! Here...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sun Aug 12, 2007 7:03 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Shloe's Perseid report
Replies: 14
Views: 6565

Shloe's Perseid report

Nope aint seen none yet....wha? ....what's a perseid shloemoe you ask? find out here: http://www.space.gs/07/07-aug-2007-esa-2.html (Shloemoe thinks he knows EVERYTHING) (hey I heard that....()()99)(...what?..... No i dont.... Tonight aughta be good..even in cities go out n see the earth and space d...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sun Aug 12, 2007 11:20 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Yo Momma
Replies: 17
Views: 8025

...Rubbing elbows(and god knows what else :shock: ) with the stars... Huh nursey?...Going all "Hollywood" eh?....well just dont forget about us K? BTW...do you think you can get Donna's # from Wilmer for me? http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h17/MidgardDragon/laura-prepon-010.jpg how'dya l...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sat Aug 11, 2007 9:10 am
Forum: Concerts/Events
Topic: marilyn manson
Replies: 1
Views: 4665

I dunno much about blowing goats C'ept what
rotter tells me....but I do know I like M.M.

not too original but he's keepin the faith...

Slayer?....gadds man!...I'da been late for that
by The Rizen shloemoe
Fri Aug 10, 2007 8:56 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Seems I need to appeal to the lowest common denonimator?
Replies: 8
Views: 4767

Seems I need to appeal to the lowest common denonimator?

Been awfull quiet this week?...hm?

I seen a story that reminded me of an earlier
post....Who was it rotter?....I dunno?

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20217346/

Is this what it takes to start a good thread? :roll:
by The Rizen shloemoe
Fri Aug 10, 2007 3:39 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Dogs!...if it weren't fer the mutts..id be
Replies: 3
Views: 2432

What the hell was the shloe talkin bout there?
...dont even remember that...I was trying to
be prosaically comparitive...woman=dog

ah nevermind

Alcoholism!...it aint pretty folks :shock:
by The Rizen shloemoe
Fri Aug 10, 2007 3:36 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Meerkat Manor Season 3 Premiers Tonight
Replies: 2
Views: 2141

Never watched it...so I wiki'ed it
...Oh no a reality show for meerkats?

Is animal planet on basic cable? If not
I'll have to wait to find out the antics
of the "whiskers" family when they
show it on A&E...for the po folk

...like they did with sopranos

...ahfaugettaboutit!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Aug 08, 2007 7:02 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Dogs!...if it weren't fer the mutts..id be
Replies: 3
Views: 2432

Dogs!...if it weren't fer the mutts..id be

Married!...or a dog owner...(ah what's the difference :? ) Dogs are high maintenance...y know?...and if yer gonna have one..why not from a breed of yer choosing?..huh? kinda how it is fer me with women(well and dogs too) She dont gotta have a pedigree...but we do gotta click...looks aint EVERYTHING!...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Aug 08, 2007 4:01 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: The "i" in Nigeria is for...inginuity!!!
Replies: 4
Views: 2992

Re: The "i" in Nigeria is for...inginuity!!!

Hello I am a Nigerian Born in. I am 25 years of age and presently in the University of Agriculture Abeokuta studying Chemistry. i have flare and interested in becoming a porn star. I believe with people like you people far away from regions where porn films are not really practised will be given th...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Tue Aug 07, 2007 4:34 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Viva Canada!!!
Replies: 32
Views: 12193

Glenn wrote:I gotta fire up me recording equipment and record a song this week.

I got 2 weeks till occ starts.
Electric stuff?.....

What kind'a classes you got this semester?
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sat Aug 04, 2007 11:45 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Viva Canada!!!
Replies: 32
Views: 12193

yea...what a mutt....woof!...woof!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sat Aug 04, 2007 11:43 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Ever kiss a bunny between the ears?
Replies: 9
Views: 5695

...So people can let em loose in the catch basin all over again 8) once while "working for the county" I was in charge of the rabbits...hundreds of rabbits raised for food....the pee n poo had to be collected twice daily from under their cages ....yea bunny r cute I let one destined for sl...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sat Aug 04, 2007 6:06 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Ever kiss a bunny between the ears?
Replies: 9
Views: 5695

rotter wrote:I'd kiss a Playboy bunny between the ass cheeks :D
Not what I asked ya...Again..

wanna kiss a bunny between the ears?

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by The Rizen shloemoe
Fri Aug 03, 2007 5:50 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Ever kiss a bunny between the ears?
Replies: 9
Views: 5695

rotter wrote:Bunnys are cool... :D
wanna kiss a bunny between the ears?
by The Rizen shloemoe
Fri Aug 03, 2007 3:52 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Ever kiss a bunny between the ears?
Replies: 9
Views: 5695

Ever kiss a bunny between the ears?

here's a story from OC Register(ya might have to register) http://www.ocregister.com/news/rabbits-catch-basin-1797007-bunnies-county oh how cute BUNNYS!!!!! reminds me of that old grammar school joke: Ya ask somebody if they'd like to kiss a buny between the ears ..all the while ya got pockets turne...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Fri Aug 03, 2007 2:51 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Tom get the chocolate!!!
Replies: 43
Views: 14780

Fucking religion..its not faith,its chains.I say to everyone in the USA and Canada to grow their own weed..so much weed it would be chaos.Complete out of control...the the only solution is revolution! :twisted:Grow weed you hippies..rotty needs a crop! yeah um large scale pot growers are also hideo...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Fri Aug 03, 2007 2:49 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Tom get the chocolate!!!
Replies: 43
Views: 14780

yeah you get caught growing herb in Cali and yer done! proprety seizure...state prison....but you can drink your self into oblivion(literally...how well the Shloe knows!) ....that does tell ya something about power and authority ...strange n arbitrary, biased and (IMHO) illegitemit... oops didn't sp...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Fri Aug 03, 2007 2:32 pm
Forum: Concerts/Events
Topic: Come in clown make-up or drag. Get in FREE.
Replies: 19
Views: 11044

Leather?...reminds me of Rob Halford.."Hellbent for Leather"

looking back to the phobic days of my youth....
...why didn't me or me friends see that coming?
seems so Freddy Mercury obvious now..


...anyways
by The Rizen shloemoe
Fri Aug 03, 2007 2:27 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Viva Canada!!!
Replies: 32
Views: 12193

rotter wrote:The label made her..I don't know what people she in her...shit don't shine!
well she can actually sing....


....Razzing the Rotman....love It!!!!!

:P :P :P :P :P :P :P
by The Rizen shloemoe
Fri Aug 03, 2007 2:26 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Tom get the chocolate!!!
Replies: 43
Views: 14780

I've grown weed...talk about paranoia... but boy it's a lot o work to get cured n bagged... but even that has its rewards...the black primo hash just crumples of your hands...I wish I could do it again...just aint got the nerves...the gestapo can really hurt ya these days...zero tolerance :roll: Bas...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Fri Aug 03, 2007 1:46 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Viva Canada!!!
Replies: 32
Views: 12193

Yeah..if you like boredom. :lol: I do...more evil has been wrought upon the world out of fear of boredom than...than like anything...lot o culture in napanee...the shloe read up on it.... A lot of people here are backward,homophobic,rednecked,frostbacked inbred morons than you could ever imagine.I ...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Fri Aug 03, 2007 1:44 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Viva Canada!!!
Replies: 32
Views: 12193

rotter wrote:Her songs are corny,fake angst...she knows nothing about real suffering...real pain..real life.
well that's what I'm saying her label puts all that stuff
on her....I assume :?
by The Rizen shloemoe
Fri Aug 03, 2007 1:41 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Tom get the chocolate!!!
Replies: 43
Views: 14780

Damn melons!!!...they get the mold so easy here with the morning dew n all...I dont like to spray shit... Once I grew some great water melons(the stuff in the stores sucks!!!!) at harvest I stacked o bunch to get washed off and had to answer the door...when I got back my boy (strait up Bam Bam at 3)...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Fri Aug 03, 2007 1:36 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Viva Canada!!!
Replies: 32
Views: 12193

obiwankobe wrote:I don't know what your talking about I see a couple bags of talent
thems just are(and yes very nice...sweet thangs) thats not
talent...actually she is good just managed and produced by
fuckwads?...oh I've said too much....im gone
by The Rizen shloemoe
Fri Aug 03, 2007 1:34 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Viva Canada!!!
Replies: 32
Views: 12193

rotter wrote:
The Rizen shloemoe wrote:Yea!...Napanee must be nice!!!
Yeah..if you like boredom. :lol:
I do...more evil has been wrought upon the
world out of fear of boredom than...than like
anything...lot o culture in napanee...the shloe
read up on it....
by The Rizen shloemoe
Fri Aug 03, 2007 1:17 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Viva Canada!!!
Replies: 32
Views: 12193

obiwankobe wrote:
The Rizen shloemoe wrote:Yea!...Napanee must be nice!!!
must be some good shit in that water
Yea...now if only they could put some
talent in that water.... :wink:
by The Rizen shloemoe
Fri Aug 03, 2007 1:15 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Tom get the chocolate!!!
Replies: 43
Views: 14780

So :roll: ...what else ye be growing briar Tom?

...HHmmm?
by The Rizen shloemoe
Fri Aug 03, 2007 1:14 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Tom get the chocolate!!!
Replies: 43
Views: 14780

Im done with tomatos in containers...to me the whole
thing about ta'maters is how easy they are to grow..
...unless ya got salsa making squirrels

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That IS a squirrel in a sombrero...swear to god...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Fri Aug 03, 2007 1:07 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Viva Canada!!!
Replies: 32
Views: 12193

Yea!...Napanee must be nice!!!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Fri Aug 03, 2007 11:55 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Viva Canada!!!
Replies: 32
Views: 12193

Rotter's Homegirl!!!!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Fri Aug 03, 2007 11:54 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Tom get the chocolate!!!
Replies: 43
Views: 14780

Yeah that's it...1st time growing in containers....
didn't know tomatos were so ph tempramental...
so didn't delve into cause so much...D'oh!!!!

ThaT EeSplaInS iT!!!!

thanx man
by The Rizen shloemoe
Fri Aug 03, 2007 10:15 am
Forum: Concerts/Events
Topic: Come in clown make-up or drag. Get in FREE.
Replies: 19
Views: 11044

obiwankobe wrote:not for me
C'mon Tom...a little leather...a little lace...
mix in some mens cologne...and ya got...
Par-tay!!!!...You go Girlfriend!


...not that there's anything wrong with that...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Fri Aug 03, 2007 10:08 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Tom get the chocolate!!!
Replies: 43
Views: 14780

The cocksuckin squirrels robbed my fuckin garden and fucked off with all my tomatoes...fuck! :x some wierd worms got mine..never seen that before...I dont like to spray shit...so I got worm food...stil time in Calif for 2nd crop though one of these??? http://www.duke.edu/~jspippen/naturephotos/toma...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Aug 02, 2007 10:39 pm
Forum: Concerts/Events
Topic: Come in clown make-up or drag. Get in FREE.
Replies: 19
Views: 11044

yeah bully type people are the most fearful and scared of us all. They mask it with misdirected aggression...ya see it in all the primates...funny, growing up most of my friends were homophobes ..those same guys still are...so afraid to be see as soft or gentle ...they'll kick your ass before lettin...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Aug 02, 2007 10:00 pm
Forum: Concerts/Events
Topic: Come in clown make-up or drag. Get in FREE.
Replies: 19
Views: 11044

Re: Come in clown make-up or drag. Get in FREE.

Fun times with DJ Queer Pete. He is the legendry bass player from The Fleiss & layed down the bass track on "A Whore Called Renee" http://www.myspace.com/barpunk77 http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f84/1snipes3/funhouse.jpg I'd love to go to that...come on Shloe..lets go in drag. :D H...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Aug 02, 2007 9:58 pm
Forum: Concerts/Events
Topic: Come in clown make-up or drag. Get in FREE.
Replies: 19
Views: 11044

rotter wrote:diversity and tolerance..the tits I was weened on :D
C'mon Rotman...tell us....you're gay huh?
it's cool man..it's just us shackers...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Aug 02, 2007 9:56 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: I wish I had that kind of space at work
Replies: 24
Views: 9132

rotter wrote:When you live in a small town and don't belong....you are already dead.
Belonging? at our age?..dont strive for that 8) ...be a universe
..an island paradise..

..but dont listen to me....I'm a castaway.... n loving it!

GILLIGAN!!!!!!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Aug 02, 2007 9:40 pm
Forum: Concerts/Events
Topic: Come in clown make-up or drag. Get in FREE.
Replies: 19
Views: 11044

Glenn wrote:Not for everyone sure, but good for some.
Diversity n tolerance man...it's the way o the west
(tip o the cowboy hat)...and natures way too


...just nobody touch me bum...Im jumpy like that 8)
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Aug 02, 2007 9:37 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Speakin of weird web sites...here's a funny pic
Replies: 4
Views: 2425

rotter wrote:What wuz the photo of? :?
oh tom cruise dressed like an ol lady and his wife
what's her name? dressed funny too...i forget now
...go look stilesproject.com
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Aug 02, 2007 9:35 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: I wish I had that kind of space at work
Replies: 24
Views: 9132

rotter wrote:MMmwwhahahhahaaaaaa :twisted: I fear nothing :twisted: Not even death!
that's funny
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Aug 02, 2007 8:45 pm
Forum: Concerts/Events
Topic: Come in clown make-up or drag. Get in FREE.
Replies: 19
Views: 11044

Ha!... Frathouse is right around the corner from me house!!!!Though I dont think I'll attend....might find out things about myself I'm not comfortable with :shock: ...not that there's anything wrong with that!!! Sometimes I wonder what it would be like to have gay friends....but I push those thought...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Aug 02, 2007 7:39 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Speakin of weird web sites...here's a funny pic
Replies: 4
Views: 2425

ah never mind they blocked the photo


BLOODSUCKER!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Aug 02, 2007 7:35 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Speakin of weird web sites...here's a funny pic
Replies: 4
Views: 2425

Speakin of weird web sites...here's a funny pic

...though juxtaposed in context...

trip

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eeewwww!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Aug 02, 2007 7:33 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: I wish I had that kind of space at work
Replies: 24
Views: 9132

I fear nothing,i trust no one...except friends and familiar vagina. you fear nothin?..when I hear guys say that I laugh :lol: ...I can think of things that EVERYBODY fears...Courage is the management of fear...dont deny it...it is REAL ARE WE NOT MEN? ...all men fear ..woman folk too..though in som...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Aug 02, 2007 7:05 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Tom get the chocolate!!!
Replies: 43
Views: 14780

rotter wrote:OK,OK...a squirrel fur lined rubber cunt
Now that's just "nutty"?
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Aug 02, 2007 7:04 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: I wish I had that kind of space at work
Replies: 24
Views: 9132

You know..she was 100 miles from my house when she wuz in Toronto.I think thats the closest she'd wanna cum. :lol: I was gonna say they just had that bridge collapse...lucky she came back when she did ...the shloe dont like long expanse bridges...I dont trust technology...or too many humans fer tha...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Aug 02, 2007 6:58 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: I wish I had that kind of space at work
Replies: 24
Views: 9132

rotter wrote:I'm the vagina whisperer..so I'll find out for ya :wink:
Jr?...dont whisper to Rotter...K?...like I had ask!
Hahahahaha!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Aug 02, 2007 6:53 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: I wish I had that kind of space at work
Replies: 24
Views: 9132

Do you shave your nipples...like Jr does? :P I seriously doubt jr shaves her nips...or has a need to... ...but you do have me thinkin about..."what does she shave"? inquiring minds want to know?...but alas....she has more class than to tell us dorks what's up with that...you better Jr!......
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Aug 02, 2007 6:48 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Tom get the chocolate!!!
Replies: 43
Views: 14780

rotter wrote:Tell you what..I'll make you a squirrel skin cap and you can chase guys nuts around the room.
Na!...Im cool!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Aug 02, 2007 6:48 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: This just in to The Shloemoe news desk....
Replies: 16
Views: 6815

rotter wrote:Its like youtube..eXXXcept better :D
oh I see..DAng!!!!!..c' that's what im talkin bout!...
reminds me of stilesproject.com...sick
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Aug 02, 2007 6:43 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: This just in to The Shloemoe news desk....
Replies: 16
Views: 6815

rotter wrote:I like gexo.com... :D As for books I read bios about musicians.
Gexo.com ..If i forget? remind me to check it out
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Aug 02, 2007 6:42 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Tom get the chocolate!!!
Replies: 43
Views: 14780

rotter wrote:Go on a vacation...to fuckin Canada...lots of squirels and old women to fuck;just waiting for Shloe to make them hoTT! :lol:
well that's kinda where were different Rotman...c' I dont think
fuckin old ladies is all that much to be desired...n' squirrls?
..They're cute...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Aug 02, 2007 6:38 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: This just in to The Shloemoe news desk....
Replies: 16
Views: 6815

rotter wrote:You do eh?Tell me what I read then..
wel I'va'a huntch that hustler is a bit too sedate fer ya
...huh?
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Aug 02, 2007 6:37 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Tom get the chocolate!!!
Replies: 43
Views: 14780

rotter wrote:I want to move to L.A. :D
it's got its plus's...but i am so fuckin tired of it..
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Aug 02, 2007 6:35 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: I wish I had that kind of space at work
Replies: 24
Views: 9132

rotter wrote:Yeah..Big assed,saggin titted women with dicks...like Shloe :lol:
But there's muscle under them tits mother fucker!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Aug 02, 2007 6:34 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Tom get the chocolate!!!
Replies: 43
Views: 14780

rotter wrote:They're everywhere here..isn't canada nice? :lol:
I bet it is...The L.A. metropolis extends for hundreds
of miles in some directions....fucking insane....I can't
wait to move away someday!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Aug 02, 2007 6:32 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: This just in to The Shloemoe news desk....
Replies: 16
Views: 6815

rotter wrote:I don't read the newspaper...I wipe my ass with it
Well that was kinda a swipe at asshoitis...we know what kinds
o literature you read Rotman...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Aug 02, 2007 6:31 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: I wish I had that kind of space at work
Replies: 24
Views: 9132

rotter wrote:All the chicks I work with look like Shloe.. :roll:
Ah that aint good!...shit!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Aug 02, 2007 6:30 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Tom get the chocolate!!!
Replies: 43
Views: 14780

rotter wrote:I got a bazooka and fixed my squirrel problem :D
suirrels are extinct where I life....FUCKIN humans!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Aug 02, 2007 6:27 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Opinions
Replies: 24
Views: 10110

rotter wrote:The only thing old cunt is good for is chipdip if you don't mind the stink of bengay.
sick! :roll:
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Aug 02, 2007 6:21 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Opinions
Replies: 24
Views: 10110

yeah...there is an expiry date on pussy...hehehe... :lol: Mr Beeley says...WHA? http://www.photopost.com/photopost/data/500/1116cat.jpg vaginal expiration dates...ever hear bout those guys that rape old ladies?....man!...aside from the heiniousness of it all...how do you get it up for sagging wrink...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Aug 02, 2007 6:15 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Tom get the chocolate!!!
Replies: 43
Views: 14780

rotter wrote:The cocksuckin squirrels robbed my fuckin garden and fucked off with all my tomatoes...fuck! :x
some wierd worms got mine..never seen that before...I
dont like to spray shit...so I got worm food...stil time in
Calif for 2nd crop though
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Aug 02, 2007 6:13 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Heavy is the great anvil of comedy..or is it karma?
Replies: 10
Views: 4967

rotter wrote:I sponser my childs school...its called fucking tax! :roll:
S'wat I'm talkin bout!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Aug 02, 2007 9:35 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Superfluous nipples....
Replies: 20
Views: 8222

obiwankobe wrote:Image
See?... That's what ya get when you put kitty students
on ritalin.

Mr Beezley is shocked :shock:

Image
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Aug 02, 2007 5:44 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Heavy is the great anvil of comedy..or is it karma?
Replies: 10
Views: 4967

assholitis wrote:Did the tray look something like this?

Image


...cause I don't think those are for you to take. :(
Oh crap donations for public education?...I'd gak it sec :twisted:
Bloodsuckers!!!!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Aug 02, 2007 5:42 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Superfluous nipples....
Replies: 20
Views: 8222

Nobody though the grammar cat was funny?

HHMM I think we'll be seeing more of Mr. Beezley :wink:
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Aug 02, 2007 5:36 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Superfluous nipples....
Replies: 20
Views: 8222

her video "smile" was in BIG ROTATION on the Tele
music networks...she gets her boyfriend beat up
by chicks and...and...well you tube it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZyTOROlo9E

Now that's how ya get revenge
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Aug 02, 2007 5:31 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: This just in to The Shloemoe news desk....
Replies: 16
Views: 6815

malicious tantruming...We know you have other
choices for your news...thank you for choosing
Shloemoe News

....but ya might wanna read a news paper or two
lest the shloe become your ONLY news source :roll:
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Aug 02, 2007 5:27 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Opinions
Replies: 24
Views: 10110

rotter wrote:Is there a label on pussy...eh?
well for the initiated there is...but buyer beware
...lets not discuss the white cheesey stuff K?
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Aug 01, 2007 9:27 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Opinions
Replies: 24
Views: 10110

Even the labels what tell ya what yer eating?
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Aug 01, 2007 5:58 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: This day in HISTORY....
Replies: 14
Views: 6408

rotter wrote:I like Stone Temple Pilots and Nirvana...thats about it though.I noticed when a band is a success..every fuckin band copys the sound.It started to sound all the same in the 90's for me..it got boring.
maybe...but that sound was cool...I need more distortion and amplifiers!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Aug 01, 2007 5:54 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Superfluous nipples....
Replies: 20
Views: 8222

Image
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Aug 01, 2007 5:53 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Oh yeah!..The Shloe is puttin one on today!
Replies: 7
Views: 3555

rotter wrote:You're not the only one that wants me executed..ahahahaha. :lol: Bring it on...the angels are on my side :wink:
ANGELS?...angels deserve to DIE!(system of a down?you know
you like em)I cry when angels deserve to die!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Aug 01, 2007 5:51 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: This day in HISTORY....
Replies: 14
Views: 6408

rotter wrote:I liked the eighties..better than todays craP!
90's fer me!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Aug 01, 2007 5:50 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: PETA is a failure
Replies: 4
Views: 2842

rotter wrote:She makes me puke..
but what about voltaire and leibniz?
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Aug 01, 2007 5:46 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: This day in HISTORY....
Replies: 14
Views: 6408

We didn't get MTV in canada unless you had satellite tv which none of us working class had...you had to go to a bar to watch it.MuchMusic was the canadian version of MTV which played a lot of canadian music...which sucked and still sucks.I was in it for depeche mode,duranduran,echo and the bunnymen...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Aug 01, 2007 5:45 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Superfluous nipples....
Replies: 20
Views: 8222

rotter wrote:I was half asleep..gimme a fuckin break. :roll:
TELL IT to Mr. Beezley!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Aug 01, 2007 5:44 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: This just in to The Shloemoe news desk....
Replies: 16
Views: 6815

YEAH!..THAT'S ENTERTAINMENT!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Aug 01, 2007 5:41 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Oh yeah!..The Shloe is puttin one on today!
Replies: 7
Views: 3555

Don't worry..I'll save us. :D As long as I'm your primary council sir Rot...we've things to talk about...and you must heed me council! No!...wait a minute I shloud be world leader!...I'll have you exicuted!...or at leasy imprisoned and kept under the watchful eyes of the ceiling kitty! NO MASTURBAT...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Aug 01, 2007 5:38 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Oh yeah!..The Shloe is puttin one on today!
Replies: 7
Views: 3555

rotter wrote:Don't worry..I'll save us. :D
As long as I'm your primary council sir Rot...we've
things to talk about...and you must heed me council!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Aug 01, 2007 5:32 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: This day in HISTORY....
Replies: 14
Views: 6408

rotter wrote:MTV sucks!MuchMusic sucks harder! :roll: It used to be good in the eighties though. 8)
what was good in 80's?...mtv or "muchmusic"?(that's a canadian thing huh?)
...dont make me sic the grammar kitty on ya!

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