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by assholitis
Sat Mar 10, 2007 3:04 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Shloemoe love all the little creatures in creation...
Replies: 11
Views: 5818

rotter wrote:Doggy style anyone? :lol:
You read my mind. "You don't love me. You just love my doggystyle."
by assholitis
Sat Mar 10, 2007 12:39 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Time is having its way with us....
Replies: 30
Views: 11435

Re: Time is having its way with us....

ATKINSON, N.H. - Brad Delp, the lead singer for the band Boston, was found dead Friday in his home in southern New Hampshire. He was 55. http://www.nndb.com/people/284/000057113/brad-delp-sized.jpg dont say ya didn't like some of their music Sad story. I really only know a handful of songs, most no...
by assholitis
Tue Mar 06, 2007 12:16 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Sex Scandel Rocks Jonesy's Jukebox
Replies: 35
Views: 15669

karen and richard carpenter.... sad sad tragic she had the voice of an angel richard lost without sis ah well,... back to sizemore... i still fink he sexy devil in Natural born killers, etc... tragic as well his show prolly got pulled for too much drama and trouble maybe replace with "which ba...
by assholitis
Fri Mar 02, 2007 12:06 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Sex Scandel Rocks Jonesy's Jukebox
Replies: 35
Views: 15669

Jeepers that woman is dumb! She's gonna get sued so bad. That's a business that centers on confidentiality...putting Tommy Lasorda in the mix like that!...she be lucky if she dont wind up "swimming wif da fishes" 8) Jeepers!!! Not necessarily. Truth is always a defense and if she's got pr...
by assholitis
Fri Mar 02, 2007 12:02 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Sex Scandel Rocks Jonesy's Jukebox
Replies: 35
Views: 15669

What is a "John"? If you got an inflated ego, sex drive, libido...whatever ya call it..how ya gonna get laid everynight?...especially if ya got certain sex standards?...you got the money? ...then they got the phoney(love).....ol shloe? he got internet porn!....the jr/maddie fantasy? what ...
by assholitis
Sat Feb 24, 2007 4:35 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Somebody do something.....
Replies: 17
Views: 7418

jack wrote:Failed attempt at mohawk? I got my mohawk back and it looks hella cooler than baldie ;)
Hey Jack! Long time no see. Nice to see you posting in here. How's life treating ya?
by assholitis
Sat Feb 24, 2007 1:30 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Craig Ferguson
Replies: 2
Views: 2788

Craig Ferguson

If anyone's a fan of The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, or has heard him on the Jukebox before, you might enjoy this clip. It talks about his own struggles with alcoholism and celebrating 15 years of sobriety this past Sunday, as well as a few recent names that have been popping up in the news ...
by assholitis
Tue Feb 20, 2007 11:14 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: This just in
Replies: 20
Views: 8374

Re: This just in

Rare as it is :roll: ...Tomorrows Jukebox should be interesting ...Im sure you all heard but here goes anyway... http://snltranscripts.jt.org/75/pics/75update.jpg ANDY SUMMERS OF THE POLICE WITH JONESY Catch Andy Summers of The Police live Wednesday on "Jonesy's Jukebox", from Noon - 2 PM...
by assholitis
Tue Feb 20, 2007 11:12 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Steele's Out
Replies: 41
Views: 15979

It's beyond salvage. It ran its course. It was GREAT when it started and for about a year or so afterwards. When it was good, it was very good. Now that it's bad, it's very bad. I seriously doubt anyone could restore Indie to its heyday.
by assholitis
Sun Feb 18, 2007 9:34 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Shloemoe gota listen to the Boss!
Replies: 11
Views: 5421

The Rizen shloemoe wrote:Wow!...that's Springsteen...that's quite a departure :shock:

I bet the Roman ears perked up on that!
Mhm. Starbuck's was initially selling the CD at their stores until they listened to it and then thought, "Um...maybe not. " He's come a long way from Glory Days.
by assholitis
Sun Feb 18, 2007 1:35 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Shloemoe gota listen to the Boss!
Replies: 11
Views: 5421

If I may post the lyrics to Mr. Springsteen's song, Reno. She took off her stockings, I held them to my face. She had your ankles, I felt filled with grace. "Two hundred dollars straight in, Two-fifty up the ass ," she smiled and said. She unbuckled my belt, pulled back her hair, And sat ...
by assholitis
Sun Feb 18, 2007 1:28 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Steele's Out
Replies: 41
Views: 15979

Re: Steele's Out

From the All Access Music Group Michael Steele Exits PD Post At Indie 103.1 SHOCKER! ENTRAVISION Uber Alternative KDLD & KDLE (INDIE 103.1)/LOS ANGELES PD MICHAEL STEELE has been let go after a hugely successful three-year run. While not a major ratings success due to its limited signal, INDIE ...
by assholitis
Sat Feb 17, 2007 7:23 pm
Forum: DJs
Topic: DJ Paul V
Replies: 34
Views: 65986

Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 3:00 pm Post subject: DJ Paul V. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In addition to the smash mix on Fridays, DJ Paul V. will be starting a new show on Saturday nights, 12midnight to 3am. I don't know the name of the show yet but...
by assholitis
Sat Feb 17, 2007 7:20 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Are you afraid?.....pic
Replies: 12
Views: 6165

Dude no way! That song makes me feel good for the protaganist! Barroom heroes: Face down in the gutter won't admit defeat though his clothes are soiled and black, He's a big, strong man with a childs mind, don't you take his booze away! He's been at it for years drinking balls and beer he's a hero ...
by assholitis
Fri Feb 16, 2007 12:04 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Are you afraid?.....pic
Replies: 12
Views: 6165

Re: Are you afraid?.....pic

I seen an aquantaince at the bar the other day, and in the course of our conversation he kept making the point that he fears no man!!!!! :roll: and I couldn't help but visualize what might be exceptions for my friends rule.... http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j76/shloemoe/TYSONhome.jpg But you can...
by assholitis
Thu Feb 15, 2007 11:59 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: The cops are coming!!!!
Replies: 25
Views: 10340

Sting is boring. Word. No offense, Shloe, but two decades worth of adult contemporary music has killed any image of Sting or any band he's with. I mean, the only other 3 piece band he's performed with other than the Police is when he did that All-For-One song with Bryan Adams and Rod Stewart. :shock:
by assholitis
Wed Feb 14, 2007 10:54 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: A break from the salesmen.....please!!!!
Replies: 7
Views: 4152

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by assholitis
Wed Feb 14, 2007 10:45 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: The cops are coming!!!!
Replies: 25
Views: 10340

Re: The cops are coming!!!!

The police that is....Im SURE you've all heard by now they're gonna do a thing at the Whiskey....man!...whos' dick do I gotta suck to see that?... (not that I'd wanna do that!) 93.1 Jack-FM has a contest....I'm entered...I got in fight in stolen car over that song "So lonley"...they didn'...
by assholitis
Sat Feb 10, 2007 10:16 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: It's FREE!!!....????
Replies: 11
Views: 5721

Re: It's FREE!!!....????

Critics of free concerts say they atract the bad elements of society....well this is gonna be an arena sized tour for free...should be interesting anywho ...bring yer boots and yer teeth guard? http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/0/0b/Black_Sabbath_Vol_4.png/200px-Black_Sabbath_Vol_4.png...
by assholitis
Wed Jan 31, 2007 10:04 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: The REAL lonesome cowboy!
Replies: 31
Views: 14640

aaaaahahahhahaha...rootin' tootin' six shootin' mofo! aaaaahahahahha! :lol: Haha. Rot, you came back just in time to play cowboy. http://www.obliquity65.com/wp-content/BrokebackMountain.jpg Hahahahahaha!!!! Nice one Kevin!! Have any of you guys seen the skit that Carlos Mencia did about this movie?...
by assholitis
Wed Jan 31, 2007 9:48 pm
Forum: Happening Music and Bands
Topic: Oh Annie...
Replies: 9
Views: 8202

*Annie* wrote:You're not allowed to have a favorite Stroke.
Everybody here knows I'm your favorite stroke, sugar.
by assholitis
Sun Jan 28, 2007 11:04 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: The REAL lonesome cowboy!
Replies: 31
Views: 14640

LMAO...actually, I liked Brokeback Mountain! Minus the "spit in the hand and rape his ass" part. That was a bit rough! LOL....Rough Riders! I kill me! You know what? Someone actually mentioned that scene to me, although I don't recall seeing it. Actually, my TV player comes out dark so it...
by assholitis
Sun Jan 28, 2007 11:02 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: The REAL lonesome cowboy!
Replies: 31
Views: 14640

rotter wrote:I'll be your shloepoke.....just don't touch me ass...

Rott must have known you wanted to play cowboys. He was already wearing the chaps.

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by assholitis
Sat Jan 27, 2007 11:15 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: The REAL lonesome cowboy!
Replies: 31
Views: 14640

rotter wrote:aaaaahahahhahaha...rootin' tootin' six shootin' mofo! aaaaahahahahha! :lol:
Haha. Rot, you came back just in time to play cowboy.

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by assholitis
Sat Jan 27, 2007 1:59 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: In keeping with...
Replies: 8
Views: 4451

Re: In keeping with...

..My disregard for popular things...Here's a tribute to a band which is very dear to me heart!!!!! A little ol band...I dunno you might of heard of which plays a big role in the sound track that is "The Life Of Shloe!!!!" The Eagles!!!!.... http://www.mtctickets.com/concerts/images/the-ea...
by assholitis
Sat Jan 27, 2007 1:07 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Back to School!
Replies: 12
Views: 6257

Re: Back to School!

Yip - I'm enrolled in OCC again for night classes. Took 2 classes last semister and did pretty good so will up that to 3 1/2 this time. Film - Radio - T.V - kinda the business end ot it, I think. Advertising - cool, I do it anyhow - it's goota help. Direct Marketing - ditto - I do tons of mailings ...
by assholitis
Sat Jan 27, 2007 12:38 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: In keeping with...
Replies: 8
Views: 4451

Re: In keeping with...

..My disregard for popular things...Here's a tribute to a band which is very dear to me heart!!!!! A little ol band...I dunno you might of heard of which plays a big role in the sound track that is "The Life Of Shloe!!!!" The Eagles!!!!.... http://www.mtctickets.com/concerts/images/the-ea...
by assholitis
Sat Jan 27, 2007 12:27 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: New Debate - Your position on Iraq
Replies: 30
Views: 13105

I don't support the war, but I support the troops that are their. I don't want anything bad to happen to them. I wish they were never there. I don't think Iraq was or is a threat to us. Now we have made Iran the super-power of the Middle East. I think if the government knew that going in, they woul...
by assholitis
Fri Jan 26, 2007 1:01 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Tonight...
Replies: 44
Views: 15878

I guess my final summery is this: Mexico is a fucked up corrupt country. If people from mexico come here and refuse to adopt our "culture" they will make this country fucked up too.... Whoa, whoa. That statement has so many problems with it, I don't even know where to start. Let's start w...
by assholitis
Fri Jan 26, 2007 12:34 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Glenn
Replies: 5
Views: 3407

Glenn wrote:I am here legally now.

I was once an illegal alien though.
I'm tired of all you dirty Australians coming here and taking our jobs. Like...Yahoo Serious.

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by assholitis
Fri Jan 26, 2007 12:29 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Dr. Feelgood
Replies: 8
Views: 4560

Re: Dr. Feelgood

:D I went to the doc yesterday and he cut my meds (Risperdal) in half so today for the first time in a year I was feeling alive & actually smiling. He gives me a sedative that has had me strung out feeling tired & restrained all day. He said that maybe in 3 months I can come right off the s...
by assholitis
Wed Jan 24, 2007 11:40 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Tonight...
Replies: 44
Views: 15878

I guess my final summery is this: Mexico is a fucked up corrupt country. If people from mexico come here and refuse to adopt our "culture" they will make this country fucked up too.... Whoa, whoa. That statement has so many problems with it, I don't even know where to start. Let's start w...
by assholitis
Wed Jan 24, 2007 11:22 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Tonight...
Replies: 44
Views: 15878

who is whiter than george bush???? and he fucked up our country plenty good. these people doing jobs nobody else will... they shoudl be able to work towards it.... i dont know Exactly. That's always my bottom line of reasoning: illegal immigrants do shitty work for shitty wages that Americans are &...
by assholitis
Wed Jan 24, 2007 11:14 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Tonight...
Replies: 44
Views: 15878

I am also quite sympathetic towards the illegals. I think they should be taxed like everyone else though. i.e worker programs etc, I think if they are `criminals/rapists and gangters etc then they should be kicked out on their asses. Fair enough. True, true. Although, a great misconception is that ...
by assholitis
Wed Jan 24, 2007 11:10 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Tonight...
Replies: 44
Views: 15878

obiwankobe wrote:I've got no real problems with illegals, they work harder than anyone else and they pay a ton into social security that they'll never see
Very well said, Tom. :D
by assholitis
Wed Jan 24, 2007 11:08 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Ex-Social Distortion bassist killed by truck
Replies: 7
Views: 4215

Re: Ex-Social Distortion bassist killed by truck

POSTED: 3:14 p.m. EST, January 24, 2007 Adjust font size: Decrease fontDecrease font Enlarge fontEnlarge font PLACENTIA, California (AP) -- Brent Liles, a former bassist for the 1980s punk rock group Social Distortion, was struck and killed by a truck while riding a bicycle, authorities said Wednes...
by assholitis
Mon Jan 22, 2007 11:53 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: A woman fer prezident?....wha? :)
Replies: 35
Views: 14900

gidgetgoestohell wrote:It'll never happen....she has too much bad baggage....
Word. I don't think the public fancies her much. Although it would be funny to see Bill as the next First Lady.
by assholitis
Mon Jan 22, 2007 12:59 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Happy Birthday Nursey
Replies: 11
Views: 5710

You guys are sooooo sweet. I've been so busy...sorry I haven't been in touch. This place is no joke man! Korea is quite a different place. I almost never have time to myself. I haven't been on any of the boards much that I post on, as many of you have already noticed. I wonder why no one can post o...
by assholitis
Mon Jan 22, 2007 12:56 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Rage Against the Machine will reunite for Coachella
Replies: 11
Views: 5844

Rage Against the Machine will reunite for Coachella

Rage Against the Machine will reunite for Coachella Red Hot Chili Peppers and Björk also top the bill for the three-day music festival. By Geoff Boucher, Times Staff Writer January 22, 2007 Rage Against the Machine, the seminal L.A. band that made heavy music into political manifesto, will reunite a...
by assholitis
Fri Jan 19, 2007 12:14 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Hu-ray!!!!
Replies: 21
Views: 9451

gidgetgoestohell wrote:Jesus Christ...she's hairy, isn't she???
No, shit. She's definitely not bringing "sexy back." Maybe hairy back, at best.
by assholitis
Thu Jan 18, 2007 1:21 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Hu-ray!!!!
Replies: 21
Views: 9451

obiwankobe wrote:My orange orchad may have frozen, to early to tell...
Ah-nold declared a state of emergency due to the lack of rainfall and the effect its having on our crops.
by assholitis
Thu Jan 18, 2007 1:19 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Hey Tom
Replies: 11
Views: 5526

Re: Hey Tom

jr wrote:blohans in rehab...
Wasn't she in rehab since like last year? Maybe she had a relapse after her appendectomy.
by assholitis
Thu Jan 18, 2007 1:17 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Shloe raises a shot glass to....
Replies: 16
Views: 7626

Well im not too fond o morrisey...(sorry Gooch)..no J.C. is dead ...Did they get a big holywood movie star to portray ol moz in a feature lenth film....thought so....(to use a similar falacious stlye!)...nuff said...or is it? that JC movie was awesome :!: I thought the acting was good, but his musi...
by assholitis
Wed Jan 17, 2007 1:33 am
Forum: Concerts/Events
Topic: Bloc Party W/ Final Fantasy & The Like @ the Wiltern
Replies: 3
Views: 4543

Re: Bloc Party W/ Final Fantasy & The Like @ the Wiltern

obiwankobe wrote:
Bloc Party
with guests Final Fantasy and The Like
I smell a copyright infringement suit pending.
by assholitis
Wed Jan 17, 2007 1:27 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Shloe raises a shot glass to....
Replies: 16
Views: 7626

Re: Shloe raises a shot glass to....

The man in black...(All the Morrisey talk..not that there's anything wrong with that..but) http://www.realmagazine.com/new/graphics/cashfinger.jpg today is the anniversery"(speling?...fuck that!) of "At Folsom Prison" recording...ya gotta admit it had some influence....din't it?...we...
by assholitis
Fri Jan 12, 2007 12:14 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: You an ass?
Replies: 9
Views: 4606

Glenn wrote:I have a tight ass.
Congratulations.
by assholitis
Tue Jan 09, 2007 9:46 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Father: Costumed 'Tigger' hit my son
Replies: 28
Views: 12339

RobertKP wrote:The producer, of course!
Don't worry, Robert. I'll treat you better than Ba Ba Booey. 8)
by assholitis
Tue Jan 09, 2007 9:45 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Father: Costumed 'Tigger' hit my son
Replies: 28
Views: 12339

Glenn wrote:...maybe...I thought they where CBS...big business on the move.
I think they're still owned by CBS. I stream KROQ at work during the morning and they use this link: http:// cbsplayer.streamtheworld.com
by assholitis
Tue Jan 09, 2007 9:42 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Father: Costumed 'Tigger' hit my son
Replies: 28
Views: 12339

Gooch wrote:
Glenn wrote:It is cool to hear from Kevin & Gooch on the same post.

8)
That sounds like we should be on KROQ... :wink:
Ha. I was about to say we should have our own morning show. :D
by assholitis
Sun Jan 07, 2007 9:14 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Father: Costumed 'Tigger' hit my son
Replies: 28
Views: 12339

Father: Costumed 'Tigger' hit my son

Price of admission: $50 Digital camera: $150 Picture of you getting your ass kicked by Tigger at Disneyworld: Priceless http://img479.imageshack.us/img479/1456/captd70c3cdb49210615942hh7.jpg ORLANDO, Fla. - A Walt Disney World employee dressed as the character "Tigger" was accused of hitt...
by assholitis
Fri Jan 05, 2007 2:25 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Christmas Gift for Anyone & Everyone!!
Replies: 6
Views: 3341

Re: Christmas Gift for Anyone & Everyone!!

obiwankobe wrote:Image

This thread has been...

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by assholitis
Wed Jan 03, 2007 12:27 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: If'en I had ta choose....
Replies: 14
Views: 6330

the best <a href="http://photobucket.com/" target="_blank"><img src="http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j293/ChispaFilthyLucre/PORTADAS%20DISCOS/ac1bollocks.gif" border="0" alt="Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting"></a> I've got to agree. Tom Petty...
by assholitis
Wed Jan 03, 2007 12:24 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: This my "virtual" friends is class...
Replies: 5
Views: 3228

Glenn wrote:Sorry but I found this whole Ford death kinda boring.

When Reagan died it was much more exciting.
Well Reagan went on a national tour afterwards (or his body anyways). I think he ended up playing more cities than the last Sex Pistols reunion tour.
by assholitis
Tue Sep 19, 2006 12:41 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Did anyone else watch The Road to 9/11 yesterday
Replies: 128
Views: 43967

jr wrote:i think that would be a smart ass..
if the party fits

not that i fink i am smart... i just making a joke
JR's a smarty pants? Well, I say if the pants fit, wear 'em!
by assholitis
Tue Sep 19, 2006 12:39 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: We got a genius as pope....huh?
Replies: 57
Views: 16274

Oh where to start?....How would you define "as holy and religous and pure as any mortal can be"?...that's so childlike :lol: ...can you define piety asshole?...you've never read the "Euthyphro" have you? Google it...read it...come out into the light grasshopper. Yes The College ...
by assholitis
Mon Sep 18, 2006 2:17 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: We got a genius as pope....huh?
Replies: 57
Views: 16274

Let's choose?...The assension to the papacy is determined by a high ecclesiastic body(college of cardinals er bishops) that has historically been assumed to be guided by the holy spirit. ...I would not presume...that's why your critique of the process is amusing. Christianity is about redemtion...c...
by assholitis
Mon Sep 18, 2006 2:01 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Did anyone else watch The Road to 9/11 yesterday
Replies: 128
Views: 43967

yeah jr your wrong, cause since your on asses side your right...get it :? hey where'd ya get my school pics? I actually have that picture as my avatar on classmates.com looks like ass is interested in shloemoe? I must rest my weary mind....SHLOEMOE HAS SPOKEN!!!! JR was simply arguing for the same ...
by assholitis
Sun Sep 17, 2006 3:32 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Oh Tom...
Replies: 13
Views: 5505

You guys dont think that most of those pics like that are doctored? C'mon...it's photoshoped...how naive...hey I got this land down in southern Florida I like to sell ya...let me send you some pics :roll: Well, when even the news is reporting about it and it comes from various sources, AND Miss Loh...
by assholitis
Sun Sep 17, 2006 3:26 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Did anyone else watch The Road to 9/11 yesterday
Replies: 128
Views: 43967

Just because you look at both sides of the issues rather than voting one way, the left or the right, does not mean that you are a centrist. It means that you are not a sucker to the 2 party system and can evaluate on your own opinion. Not the opinion of a mainstream party. One might find that you n...
by assholitis
Sun Sep 17, 2006 3:20 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Did anyone else watch The Road to 9/11 yesterday
Replies: 128
Views: 43967

The Rizen shloemoe wrote:K ass...put me in my place!.... :D
I think I just did. Refer to above.
by assholitis
Sun Sep 17, 2006 3:12 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: We got a genius as pope....huh?
Replies: 57
Views: 16274

hm?...I think if I was a kid in nazi germany...i'da been in the hitler youth movement too...what else can ya do?..stand tall and be mowed down ...at 14?...Fuck I wasn't that brave at 14...hell I aint that brave now...that stupid now? Maybe doc! http://www.tombraider4u.com/pictures/bugs-bunny-4.jpg ...
by assholitis
Sat Sep 16, 2006 6:12 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Canadian Shootings!!!
Replies: 27
Views: 10460

rotter wrote:*warning* my words have a NC-17 rating...aaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaa :lol: ......jr.....wanna NC-17 with me? :lol: You can keep the sticker attached to my crotch! :lol:
Really, Rott? Cause Maddie says it's more like NC-5 1/2. BAM!
by assholitis
Sat Sep 16, 2006 6:10 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Oh Tom...
Replies: 13
Views: 5505

You guys dont think that most of those pics like that are doctored? C'mon...it's photoshoped...how naive...hey I got this land down in southern Florida I like to sell ya...let me send you some pics :roll: Well, when even the news is reporting about it and it comes from various sources, AND Miss Loh...
by assholitis
Sat Sep 16, 2006 6:08 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: We got a genius as pope....huh?
Replies: 57
Views: 16274

rotter wrote:
The Rizen shloemoe wrote:allright!...cooking some rib eye tonight...check you fools out in a few!
He means....."browneye"...
I wouldn't be surprised. He's very anal about his culinary skills.
by assholitis
Sat Sep 16, 2006 6:06 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Did anyone else watch The Road to 9/11 yesterday
Replies: 128
Views: 43967

Obviously ass you didn't understand anything that was said huh? again issues dont control power...voters and politicians do... this is a two party system...period...in order for your vote to have a meaningful connection to power you MUST choose one or the other...red or blue....period...you've obvi...
by assholitis
Sat Sep 16, 2006 5:45 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: We got a genius as pope....huh?
Replies: 57
Views: 16274

hm?...I think if I was a kid in nazi germany...i'da been in the hitler youth movement too...what else can ya do?..stand tall and be mowed down ...at 14?...Fuck I wasn't that brave at 14...hell I aint that brave now...that stupid now? Maybe doc! http://www.tombraider4u.com/pictures/bugs-bunny-4.jpg ...
by assholitis
Sat Sep 16, 2006 4:21 am
Forum: Concerts/Events
Topic: For Tom...and to a lesser extent, Annie, as well
Replies: 1
Views: 3774

For Tom...and to a lesser extent, Annie, as well

Why the fuck is the Bloc Party opening for Panic! at the Disco?
by assholitis
Sat Sep 16, 2006 4:11 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Did anyone else watch The Road to 9/11 yesterday
Replies: 128
Views: 43967

rotter wrote:Aaaaaaaahahahaaaaaaaaa :lol: Bahhhhhhhh,Bbahhhhhh......lambchops for dinner tonite :D

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by assholitis
Sat Sep 16, 2006 4:06 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Did anyone else watch The Road to 9/11 yesterday
Replies: 128
Views: 43967

Just because you look at both sides of the issues rather than voting one way, the left or the right, does not mean that you are a centrist. It means that you are not a sucker to the 2 party system and can evaluate on your own opinion. Not the opinion of a mainstream party. One might find that you n...
by assholitis
Sat Sep 16, 2006 3:55 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Did anyone else watch The Road to 9/11 yesterday
Replies: 128
Views: 43967

Just because you look at both sides of the issues rather than voting one way, the left or the right, does not mean that you are a centrist. It means that you are not a sucker to the 2 party system and can evaluate on your own opinion. Not the opinion of a mainstream party. One might find that you n...
by assholitis
Sat Sep 16, 2006 3:39 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Did anyone else watch The Road to 9/11 yesterday
Replies: 128
Views: 43967

5 hours. I gotta say I enjoyed it. Very watchable. I am just the type of person that likes hearing both sides. I also liked farenhieight 9/11. Both have equal agenda. One from each side. I am sure that somebody will have a reply for this movie before long. 40 million bucks to make & no advertis...
by assholitis
Sat Sep 16, 2006 3:35 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: We got a genius as pope....huh?
Replies: 57
Views: 16274

Re: We got a genius as pope....huh?

The pope quoted an obscure text this week which charactorizes moslems(Muhammad actually) as (a) muderous zealot(s)...... I can't remember, but isn't this what caused the crusades? a pope blabbing about the evils of Islam?...This is going to be an interesting century folks...All I can say is that I ...
by assholitis
Sat Sep 16, 2006 3:27 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Oh Tom...
Replies: 13
Views: 5505

Re: Oh Tom...

Gooch wrote:Enjoy!!!
[url]mms://kroq.wmod.llnwd.net/a168/o1/kbaudio/brandon_davis_firecrotch.asf[/url]
Stinky beaver. :D

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by assholitis
Fri Sep 15, 2006 2:44 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Since it appears to BE the Shloemoe show...
Replies: 4
Views: 2952

I watched some of Real Genius on Comedy Central tonight. Still funny & yeah, I thought she was kinda cute. I like geek girls, as long as they aren't boney skinny or wear nerd glasses. So did I. Watch some of Real Genius, that is. Not think she was cute. But yeah, that's one of my favorite 80s m...
by assholitis
Wed Sep 13, 2006 2:36 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Did anyone else watch The Road to 9/11 yesterday
Replies: 128
Views: 43967

5 hours. I gotta say I enjoyed it. Very watchable. I am just the type of person that likes hearing both sides. I also liked farenhieight 9/11. Both have equal agenda. One from each side. I am sure that somebody will have a reply for this movie before long. 40 million bucks to make & no advertis...
by assholitis
Tue Sep 12, 2006 2:16 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Fucking crazy!!!1
Replies: 46
Views: 13816

rotter wrote:Zyprexa is good shit.....and it doesn't steal your imagination 8) Fuckin' paxil sucks.....you can fuck for hours and not blow your load.I hate it...its like hell in a pill :x
Yeah, let's ask Maddie what she thinks about Paxil. :wink:
by assholitis
Sun Sep 10, 2006 5:33 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Fucking crazy!!!1
Replies: 46
Views: 13816

zat all sound too drama kingish?....your probably right...fuck ya anyway! yes Im drunk..was just looking fer an outlet fer me emotions... naked as they are...my friends 'n' neihbors dont like me knocking on there doors when I'm drunk and naked....ya'll is a captive audience! 'n' there it is! Xanax....
by assholitis
Sun Sep 10, 2006 5:25 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: New Policy
Replies: 140
Views: 48545

That wasn't the conotation of the word naked I was using... Naked as in emotionaly exposed.....hey I did just wank off about 20 mins ago....but I wasn't thinkin bout you rot... but maybe you got some kind of wank esp?....see you are spiritually connected! ...I have the gift of seeing things before ...
by assholitis
Sat Sep 09, 2006 4:58 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: New Policy
Replies: 140
Views: 48545

rotter wrote:I like it! How do you get it soooooo big? :?
Come over and I'll show you, Rott. :wink:
by assholitis
Sat Sep 09, 2006 4:56 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: New Policy
Replies: 140
Views: 48545

cool avatar Robert :D I like it!How do you get it soooooo big? :? I concur, Robert! That made me laugh. I don't know what I find funnier, the crazed look of the cat, or the fact that he's got headphones and goes rummaging through the vinyl racks at Amoeba's. My friend actually has a picture of her ...
by assholitis
Sat Sep 09, 2006 4:54 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: New Policy
Replies: 140
Views: 48545

rotter wrote:aaaaaaaahahahhaahhaha...it looks like he's wearin' a diaper under those pants :lol:
Haha. Yeah, that goes beyond camel toe. Elephant toe, perhaps?
by assholitis
Sat Sep 09, 2006 4:49 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Fucking crazy!!!1
Replies: 46
Views: 13816

Re: Fucking crazy!!!1

I'm at the drive thru at walgreens at beach 'n' chapman getting some meds and in the rear view I can see this person waving hands at traffic in the middle of the street.It was obvious this person was trying to get hit. There was a time when I would'a thrown it in park and ran right into the mix...b...
by assholitis
Fri Sep 08, 2006 2:20 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Rotters fuckin blab..
Replies: 64
Views: 21337

Re: Rotters fuckin blab..

I say it all I want......my fuckin thread bitch. It doesn't matter about the threads Its the say that matters It doesn't matter about the cred Its the rant that carries tempests I'll leave it up to you,all that matters Better than just a plastic figurehead A moneybag of misfortune A fuckdoll moneyw...
by assholitis
Fri Sep 08, 2006 2:18 am
Forum: Concerts/Events
Topic: summer strummer 9/17
Replies: 15
Views: 9836

Re: summer strummer 9/17

jr wrote:???
Care to elaborate, Missy?
by assholitis
Fri Sep 08, 2006 2:16 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: The Kid...aka Himself....
Replies: 37
Views: 12335

Gooch wrote:
assholitis wrote:
Gooch wrote: Actually, his balls were at my house....not sure if I ever gave them back.... Oh Glenn?
Glenn's balls get around. By the way, welcome back, Gooch.
Thanks Kevin! Still waiting for my case of Gatitos prototypes .... :wink:
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by assholitis
Fri Sep 08, 2006 1:24 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: fuckin shit
Replies: 17
Views: 6829

Thank fuck for Jones...at least he plays an excretment of difference and not goddamm playlists from know-it-all puppets that think they know the fuckin market. rotter... how very thoughtful of you :P How refreshing. I thought everyone had all but given up on the Jonesy. Good to know I'm not alone. ...
by assholitis
Wed Sep 06, 2006 9:29 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Tom's New Wallpaper
Replies: 2
Views: 1920

Tom's New Wallpaper

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by assholitis
Wed Sep 06, 2006 1:59 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: The Kid...aka Himself....
Replies: 37
Views: 12335

Awwww Glenn-O...I smooch on you all the time!!!! Everytime I see you, in fact..... Haha. Yeah, Glenners. Quit whining. Gidgie's given you more love than the rest of us sods combined. Doesn't she still have your balls at her house?! :o Actually, his balls were at my house....not sure if I ever gave ...
by assholitis
Wed Sep 06, 2006 1:56 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: New Policy
Replies: 140
Views: 48545

rotter wrote:What is relevant is your pie on my chops...NEXXXXXXXXXXXXXTTTTTTTT :wink:
Make her put on the Olde English wig first.
by assholitis
Wed Sep 06, 2006 1:53 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Another Shloemoe confesion w/pic 'o' the day
Replies: 11
Views: 4690

Freud would say "sometimes a cigar is just a cigar" (unless yer a fag student of freud!)and "a swollen infected asshole is just a swollen infected asshole...and requires medical/psychiatric attention"!...I hope your man friends use prophylatics! Considering your Oedipus complex,...
by assholitis
Wed Sep 06, 2006 1:49 am
Forum: Concerts/Events
Topic: Detour Festival Pre-Sale
Replies: 35
Views: 20681

him and his wife actress marissa ribisi (yes the sister of giovanni) are l ron hubbard followers and are raising a little scientologist kid... (shes the red head in dazed and confused) not that i am a stalker... but i keep my eye on the cultists... i still like to listen to beck music, but his rhet...
by assholitis
Sat Sep 02, 2006 3:26 am
Forum: Concerts/Events
Topic: Detour Festival Pre-Sale
Replies: 35
Views: 20681

Yeah, I saw The Cure, Interpol, Psychedelic Furs, Hot Hot Heat, Violent femmes, Echo & The Bunneymen etc etc etc. A great 80's/type bill. I think the punk one was the following year. Too bad about your anckle. This year sucks to heaven's hell. Shame on KROQ...shame, shame, shame. I dont mind GN...
by assholitis
Sat Sep 02, 2006 3:22 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: New Policy
Replies: 140
Views: 48545

Ha-ha....your dumb!.....hahahahahaha! I love someone who insults my intelligence and yet cannot even differentiate between use of the word "your" and the compound word "you're." You keep proving me right with every post you make. now your a grammar teacher and you love me?...do ...
by assholitis
Sat Sep 02, 2006 3:09 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Another Shloemoe confesion w/pic 'o' the day
Replies: 11
Views: 4690

yes... i confess...that a guy who choses swollen infected ass as his name must be made fun of...it's an imperative. "Assholitis" is a fictional disease I thought up which is intended to mean someone who suffers from the codition of constantly being an asshole. Perhaps it would be better s...
by assholitis
Sat Sep 02, 2006 2:42 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: The Kid...aka Himself....
Replies: 37
Views: 12335

gidgetgoestohell wrote:Awwww Glenn-O...I smooch on you all the time!!!! Everytime I see you, in fact.....
Haha. Yeah, Glenners. Quit whining. Gidgie's given you more love than the rest of us sods combined. Doesn't she still have your balls at her house?! :o
by assholitis
Sat Sep 02, 2006 2:41 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: The Kid...aka Himself....
Replies: 37
Views: 12335

gidgetgoestohell wrote:Thank you Tom and Kev....love you both!
Aw. So good to have you back, Gidgie! :D
by assholitis
Fri Sep 01, 2006 2:49 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Another Shloemoe confesion w/pic 'o' the day
Replies: 11
Views: 4690

Re: Another Shloemoe confesion w/pic 'o' the day

PBS had another installment of it's American masters series tonight. Ever since I was a kid and I saw her in that movie ...oh what was it called?....I had a crush on this one. I bet some of you did too.... http://data1.blog.de/blog/b/biografien-news/img/JudyGarland.jpg Does that make me gay? ...yea...
by assholitis
Fri Sep 01, 2006 2:46 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: O.K Where is J.R?
Replies: 38
Views: 13767

Re: O.K Where is J.R?

Glenn wrote:I PM'd her something but she didn't reply. How rude.
:cry:
She'll probably reply if you message her on MySpace. I think she goes there more often than she does here.
by assholitis
Fri Sep 01, 2006 2:44 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: RED LIGHT CAMERAS SUCK!!!!!!!
Replies: 9
Views: 4838

Re: RED LIGHT CAMERAS SUCK!!!!!!!

The City of Santa Ana can go to HELL IN A BASKET!!!! :evil: $394 ticket arrived in the mail today. $394 is outrageous. :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: SANTA ANA IS A FUCKING JOKE!!!! RED LIGHT CAMERAS SUCK!!!!!!! shit.....that sucks man.....Thats a lot of fuckin bones! :x Sorry to hear it, Glenn. That's fr...
by assholitis
Fri Sep 01, 2006 2:40 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: New Policy
Replies: 140
Views: 48545

I always liked Hilary Duff :D Same here. And has anyone else noticed that nowadays, Hilary Duff bares a striking resemblance to Jenna Jameson? Maybe that will help influence her next movie role. http://img247.imageshack.us/img247/1673/captcc2236731b8347e38064268a47c25288mtvtrlhilaryduffnwx5.jpg I'd...