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by The Rizen shloemoe
Fri Oct 06, 2006 12:42 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Shloemoe's Museum of Natural Science
Replies: 16
Views: 6766

Gooch wrote:Image
talk about evolution!!!...that symbol's seen some changes
....hehehehee!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Fri Oct 06, 2006 12:03 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: The Reverend Shloemoe speaks!!!!!!
Replies: 36
Views: 11355

...or maybe Dana Carvey wants to stick that finga in Shloes' ass? :P ...maybe rot? ...but I was serious!...have you guys accepted Jesus as your personal saviour???....!!!!!...let us pray! I like the "Historical" Jesus....he was down for the rebel cause.... ...that is if he ever existed......
by The Rizen shloemoe
Fri Oct 06, 2006 12:00 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Shloemoe's Museum of Natural Science
Replies: 16
Views: 6766

chriswasanon wrote:"I haven't seen it."

Cheerio chums.

Chris
Nor have I...but my Ivory plated tower has a big telescope.
by The Rizen shloemoe
Fri Oct 06, 2006 10:57 am
Forum: Happening Music and Bands
Topic: The Fleiss -New Demo - A Wall Street Toy
Replies: 49
Views: 24697

Ya know, Shloe....Glenn-O won't tell you this himeslf...because he's really very modest....BUT...he has a traveling sound/recording studio.... Gypsy Engineering huh?....how bohemian...cool! ..."We all came out to Montreax on the lake Geneva shoreline, To make records with a mobile, we didn't h...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Fri Oct 06, 2006 10:49 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: HAPPY B-DAY ANNIE!!!
Replies: 9
Views: 4217

Annie?....Annie?...who's Annie :) ...If she's a Birthday
Girl then...Happy Birthday!!!

Should I get a cake?
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Oct 05, 2006 6:42 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: The Reverend Shloemoe speaks!!!!!!
Replies: 36
Views: 11355

Maddie wrote:I have a fire to keep your nose warm :wink: Fur mitty.....meeeoww :wink:
Oh you hot blooded Canadians...so flirty...sides...I know it's
you rot using maddie's account....FREAK!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Oct 05, 2006 6:04 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: The Reverend Shloemoe speaks!!!!!!
Replies: 36
Views: 11355

ouch ...nose hairs n stuff...no way...shloemoe build fire
keep warm....fire good!!!!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Oct 05, 2006 5:25 pm
Forum: Happening Music and Bands
Topic: The Fleiss -New Demo - A Wall Street Toy
Replies: 49
Views: 24697

the most popular Saturday night live sketch ever was when Aerosmith visited waynes world and Tom Hanks played a roadie ...doing a sound check he kept saying sibilence...sibilence....he was checking the compression huh? wikipedia says: When recording vocals, a compressor can be used to reduce sibilan...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Oct 05, 2006 5:14 pm
Forum: Happening Music and Bands
Topic: The Fleiss -New Demo - A Wall Street Toy
Replies: 49
Views: 24697

I don't mind but I kinda learn as I go and certainly dont know everything. I do it 'my way" type system, probably not by the book. I used to mess around with 4 tracks cassettes records when i was younger and when I played in The Fondled we actually went to a real studio so I can answer what I ...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Oct 05, 2006 4:51 pm
Forum: Happening Music and Bands
Topic: The Fleiss -New Demo - A Wall Street Toy
Replies: 49
Views: 24697

the compressor is not neccesary (you can make a recording without it) but it basicly levels the signal for a certain type of instrumnet of vocals. for example if you compress the guitars in a song that has quite strum and then punk rock loudness the compressor evens the volume so both the quiet par...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Oct 05, 2006 4:33 pm
Forum: Happening Music and Bands
Topic: The Fleiss -New Demo - A Wall Street Toy
Replies: 49
Views: 24697

I take the headphone output from a cheap ass 50watt amp and plug to a cheap ass soundcard that uses some(I forget the name) shareware multi-track software and it sounds like and is shit I guess cause I got no pre-amplification, hence I dont do anything with it ....I'd like to learn more about this s...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Oct 05, 2006 4:26 pm
Forum: Happening Music and Bands
Topic: The Fleiss -New Demo - A Wall Street Toy
Replies: 49
Views: 24697

first...what does a compressor do...sounds like it squeezes
a wave er sumthing...kick down with some knowledge man
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Oct 05, 2006 4:21 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: The Reverend Shloemoe speaks!!!!!!
Replies: 36
Views: 11355

rotter wrote:It is nice....except when its 35 below C :x
I dont think I've ever experienced 22 above...maybe
I like it cold...but I dont know about that cold.that's
life threatening
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Oct 05, 2006 11:53 am
Forum: Happening Music and Bands
Topic: The Fleiss -New Demo - A Wall Street Toy
Replies: 49
Views: 24697

well it's worth listening to....i'll ave to give your other songs
a listen too...how do you record/produce that stuff...i been
looking for pc software for recording do use any of that?
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Oct 05, 2006 11:00 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: The Reverend Shloemoe speaks!!!!!!
Replies: 36
Views: 11355

rotter wrote:hugs to you my brother...have a good errand run.Don't forget to show the women at the grocer the big zuccini! :D ...and smile :wink:
again they put ya in chains for that here rot...i think they call it
indecent exposure...boy Canada must be nice!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Oct 05, 2006 10:58 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Shloemoe's Museum of Natural Science
Replies: 16
Views: 6766

rotter wrote:shit......just when i thought I was a bigshot for smashin out a bug fossil from limestone when I was a kid :lol: :lol:
yeah Canada's a treasure trove of fossils...lot of very ancient rock.
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Oct 05, 2006 10:55 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Shloemoe's Museum of Natural Science
Replies: 16
Views: 6766

This article is a about a human skeleton they found 3 million years old which seems to support evolution. Is quite interesting. http://www.cnn.com/2006/TECH/science/09/20/human.ancestor.ap/index.html yes ...an incredible amount of chance events have to take place for us to find something like that....
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Oct 05, 2006 7:58 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: The Reverend Shloemoe speaks!!!!!!
Replies: 36
Views: 11355

rotter wrote:..I'm teasing you..nothing wrong with that :lol:
Oh just shut up and hold me rot man....

Shloe gotta go....shopping and erands...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Oct 05, 2006 7:56 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Shloemoe's Museum of Natural Science
Replies: 16
Views: 6766

Shloemoe's Museum of Natural Science

OSLO, Norway - Researchers on Thursday announced the discovery of the remains of a short-necked plesiosaur, a prehistoric marine reptile the size of a bus, that they believe is the first complete skeleton ever found. The 150 million year old remains of the 33-foot ocean going predator were found in ...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Oct 05, 2006 7:39 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: The Reverend Shloemoe speaks!!!!!!
Replies: 36
Views: 11355

Can I get an amen brothers and sist'tas!!!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Oct 05, 2006 7:31 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: The Reverend Shloemoe speaks!!!!!!
Replies: 36
Views: 11355

The bible is a story written for people by people that just don't understand our existance and wrote their opininated answers about "what are we and why"...no different then me looking for answers in the sky that gives me a connection to a universe...or seeking answers from an experience ...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Oct 05, 2006 7:15 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: The Reverend Shloemoe speaks!!!!!!
Replies: 36
Views: 11355

John 3:3 Verily, verily, I say unto thee, Except a man be born again, he cannot see the kingdom of God. Whenever he said verily verily...that was a main point to him Unless a person is willing to drop all other alligiances and follow ...he is not worthy of the kingdom...that's the kinda stuff that t...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Oct 05, 2006 5:34 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: The Reverend Shloemoe speaks!!!!!!
Replies: 36
Views: 11355

You know,Jesus was a cool fucker.He would have been a great performer with all that delusion in that pumpkin of his.The robe would have to go though...maybe a nice pair of black trousers and a cardigan with a "I Am a Cunt" t-shirt?Rock on and preach to the sheep,bitch! 8) I'd be scared to...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Oct 05, 2006 5:29 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: North to Alaska...
Replies: 51
Views: 16483

rotter wrote:no,you lock the door so mum don't catch you wankin at a thousand mph sitting backward on the shitter..... :P
...while im going poo....yeah...
doesn't everybody do it that way?
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Oct 05, 2006 3:35 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: The Reverend Shloemoe speaks!!!!!!
Replies: 36
Views: 11355

rotter wrote:I wonder how many chicks Jesus banged?
I got a hunch that if he did any he didn't keep a score card...
That's a symptom of insecurity...the messiah cant be that way.

Image
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Oct 05, 2006 3:27 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: North to Alaska...
Replies: 51
Views: 16483

sounds like Alaska is a "one-whore" town.... :P Yeah...I bet them peeps are soooooo helpful.Leave your wallet in your unlocked car and see what happens. :P ..but at least they're nice;right? :lol: You can't trust people anywhere,they'll fuck your ass before you even get a chance to wipe t...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Oct 04, 2006 7:51 pm
Forum: Happening Music and Bands
Topic: The Fleiss -New Demo - A Wall Street Toy
Replies: 49
Views: 24697

in the darkness...beware that scrachy-ness that is the ASSHOLITIS!!

where'd he go anyway....guess he's intimidated by the greatness
of shloemoe.....anyway back in the wee hours 3:00am


...early to bed ...early to rise...blah..blah ...blah! :wink:
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Oct 04, 2006 7:41 pm
Forum: Happening Music and Bands
Topic: The Fleiss -New Demo - A Wall Street Toy
Replies: 49
Views: 24697

naw!....im saying I gotta listen again....now I got the lyrics....
Shloemoe sleep now...It's the Assholitis hour....BEWARE THE ASS!!!

...is it like a break up song?
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Oct 04, 2006 6:48 pm
Forum: Happening Music and Bands
Topic: The Fleiss -New Demo - A Wall Street Toy
Replies: 49
Views: 24697

Clean up the Camry's trunk a bit So the Samsonite can fit in it Frustrated She sends an S.O.S text A warning Don't ever go through LAX. Now she Ameritrades NWS on the NYSE. the last line is short for (newscorp on the New York Stock Exchange) p.s I wrote this when I was in the mental hospital. btw I...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Oct 04, 2006 6:06 pm
Forum: Happening Music and Bands
Topic: The Fleiss -New Demo - A Wall Street Toy
Replies: 49
Views: 24697

post the lyrics...i'd like to hear it more...shloemoe gotta listen more
than once....slow ya know?
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Oct 04, 2006 6:03 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: The Reverend Shloemoe speaks!!!!!!
Replies: 36
Views: 11355

...or maybe Dana Carvey wants to stick that finga in Shloes' ass? :P ...maybe rot? ...but I was serious!...have you guys accepted Jesus as your personal saviour???....!!!!!...let us pray! I like the "Historical" Jesus....he was down for the rebel cause.... ...that is if he ever existed......
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Oct 04, 2006 4:48 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: The Reverend Shloemoe speaks!!!!!!
Replies: 36
Views: 11355

The Reverend Shloemoe speaks!!!!!!

Today children we learn about Christ's more divisive teachings.... the sacred texts tell us that Jesus says "He did not come to bring families together, but to tear them apart"..Can anyone tell us what was meant by this?....MMMMMM ..I dont know...maybe Assholitis could answer this one sinc...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Oct 04, 2006 3:52 pm
Forum: Happening Music and Bands
Topic: The Fleiss -New Demo - A Wall Street Toy
Replies: 49
Views: 24697

it better be good :D.....D'oh! HHmmm..... ...a pleasant sounding arangement(sp)...listened once...but if you post lyrics(my sound sucks)...I think I could get a better feel....you dont mind doing that for old Shloe ...do ya?...I'd really like to hear it with my other(better system)pc...did I mention...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Oct 04, 2006 3:19 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: North to Alaska...
Replies: 51
Views: 16483

Shloe....and don't forget we all live on the oceanfront.... ..yes we do...and it makes the weather very nice...ALL THE TIME!!! Thank god...er somebody...that winter is coming...maybe see some weather!!!!....wait!..let's not argue 'n' pose for the camera (Shloemoe pecks Gidge for the camera)...I hop...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Oct 04, 2006 3:12 pm
Forum: Concerts/Events
Topic: VICE SQUAD @ Hooligan High: 10/29 ALL AGES Matinee!
Replies: 1
Views: 4065

K?....shloemoe dont want to sound like a bigot er anything
...but there's that monster looking dude....shloemoe's scared
by monsters....dont you guys read the newspapers!!!! :D
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Oct 04, 2006 2:24 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: North to Alaska...
Replies: 51
Views: 16483

Its raining here..like 50 degrees...it sucks.I say my piece,yell or quiet,when people deserve it.You know since you brought it up...movie stars are so fucking fake and they're lives are so material and waste...paris hilton types...you know.They think they're better than everyone else blowing by in ...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Oct 04, 2006 1:20 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: North to Alaska...
Replies: 51
Views: 16483

Cali must be sooooooooo nice... :lol: Bet there's a shitload of anger management classes to vent in... :P Counceling is for cunts...its cunt on cunt sessions;they don't know you,don't care to know you;frankly don't care.Just a job to pat themselves on the ass knowing they are fucking people up on a...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Oct 04, 2006 1:07 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: North to Alaska...
Replies: 51
Views: 16483

rotter wrote:I mean "verbal" punches to the head... :lol:
funny...they put ya in chains for that too round here...assault is
creating fear of physical threat....ya ever consider anger managment
counseling......hahahahaha....I hate when peep say that
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Oct 04, 2006 12:58 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: North to Alaska...
Replies: 51
Views: 16483

small towns seem kinda nice to me...so long as the houses are
spaced a bit apart and the people are nice...here the houses
are 10 feet apart....too close....but not too close to go round
punchin peeps in the head...they put ya in chains for that round here....must be nice Rot. :D
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Oct 04, 2006 4:30 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: How bout a break from all the bad news?...just a pic
Replies: 13
Views: 5081

Was thinking about the human condition this morning... how at times noble...others sinister...when I realized maybe I was thinking too much....there's an old adage that say's you can tell a lot about people by the company they keep....Witness: "Mans best friend"...There aint even a hole th...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Tue Oct 03, 2006 4:29 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: How bout a break from all the bad news?...just a pic
Replies: 13
Views: 5081

Dude?...that kinda blows the cheery mood of this thread.... :shock:
by The Rizen shloemoe
Tue Oct 03, 2006 3:01 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: How bout a break from all the bad news?...just a pic
Replies: 13
Views: 5081

My workout buddy Mr Gato...
Image
...he's pretty smart too!

...ooppps i shrunk it too much
by The Rizen shloemoe
Tue Oct 03, 2006 11:05 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: North to Alaska...
Replies: 51
Views: 16483

Hey Josie!....You already know about the yellow snow....right?
by The Rizen shloemoe
Tue Oct 03, 2006 11:02 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: A simpler time....
Replies: 8
Views: 4040

I have lots of memories of OCIR...my dad was a huge top fuel/dragster fan and he raced VWs....I was actually Miss VW in 1980..... Yep I remember OCIR... went a couple times, I had a couple friends who were staff there....I remember those names Don Purdome.... Shirley muldowney...Big Daddy Don Garli...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Tue Oct 03, 2006 5:13 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: How bout a break from all the bad news?...just a pic
Replies: 13
Views: 5081

How bout a break from all the bad news?...just a pic

Image
by The Rizen shloemoe
Tue Oct 03, 2006 3:50 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: A simpler time....
Replies: 8
Views: 4040

So where did all the orange groves go? Bulldozer....Some of the BEST farmland in the world...turned into mission or ranch stlye homes made of 2x4's,stucco n drywall 10 feet apart as far as the eye can see.... swimming pools...movies stars .....were all movie stars out west here...progress I suppose...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Mon Oct 02, 2006 7:09 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Don't get you car fixed at Pep Boys!
Replies: 7
Views: 3248

Hey glenn.....where ya going with that gun in your hand?
by The Rizen shloemoe
Mon Oct 02, 2006 3:40 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: A simpler time....
Replies: 8
Views: 4040

yes...that's what im talkin bout :cry:
by The Rizen shloemoe
Mon Oct 02, 2006 3:00 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: A simpler time....
Replies: 8
Views: 4040

A simpler time....

When I was a kid Orange County still had a thriving agriculture base...Mom's worked for a company(one of the oldest in OC) that let employee families pick the leftovers from the fields after the bulk of the crop was harvested. I spent some time around the packing houses and saw lots of the heritage ...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Mon Oct 02, 2006 2:42 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Don't get you car fixed at Pep Boys!
Replies: 7
Views: 3248

yeah...these guys look real trustworthy.....not!
Image

I think that guy in the middle is packing heat!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Mon Oct 02, 2006 12:09 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Don't get you car fixed at Pep Boys!
Replies: 7
Views: 3248

I remember as a kid we used to take their free matchbooks
and put a hole in the middle guys groin area and stick a
match thru it so it looked like he had a big shlong...funny.
by The Rizen shloemoe
Mon Oct 02, 2006 12:05 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: School Shootings Galore
Replies: 23
Views: 8553

Creepy...Jonsey's playing "goodbye horses" as I type
That song will for4ever more creep me out.
by The Rizen shloemoe
Mon Oct 02, 2006 12:04 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: School Shootings Galore
Replies: 23
Views: 8553

Oh yeah!...and I want that Australian Ford interceptor from
mad max...I'd be cool then
by The Rizen shloemoe
Mon Oct 02, 2006 12:02 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: School Shootings Galore
Replies: 23
Views: 8553

I'll take five of those...and three of these..... :D
by The Rizen shloemoe
Mon Oct 02, 2006 11:34 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: pennies from heaven
Replies: 12
Views: 5235

Fuck that twat and his jumpsuit...bury Graceland,its a shoppin mall for elvis shit. :roll: Elvis sucks..hunka,hunka burnin' turd! Hey you can't talk that way about the king! Guards!...Guards!...seize him! Take this infidel to the Micheal Jackson room with a jar of vasoline...that'll teach him some ...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Mon Oct 02, 2006 11:21 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: School Shootings Galore
Replies: 23
Views: 8553

It's not just the guns...of course their availability makes matters worse...We're becoming more violent...violence leaves a residue that doesn't "wash" right off ya...everyday we are conditioned to accept more and more of it...the news...the movies...tv...have ya noticed the change in youn...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Mon Oct 02, 2006 4:56 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: A rumbling from the mountain top...shloemoe scared..(pic)
Replies: 2
Views: 1777

A rumbling from the mountain top...shloemoe scared..(pic)

Yes it's that time again people...THE FIRST MONDAY IN OCTOBER! The United States Supreme Court begins annual sessions today. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/2f/SCOTUS_2006%282%29.jpg They seem a merry lot?...don't they?....God only knows what thunder's coming down this term!...Thank God t...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Mon Oct 02, 2006 4:09 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Another installment Of,"The Advetures of Shloemoe"
Replies: 11
Views: 4507

I'm working on the screenplay...
Image
...Tough mix though...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Mon Oct 02, 2006 4:05 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: pennies from heaven
Replies: 12
Views: 5235

Ah yeah!...more fuel for fantasy!
One night only!
Image

Hey ya know Jr does kinda have that Ann Margaret thing
going on!

Shloemoe gonna work on his hip gyrations....Thank you!
Thank you very much pretty momma baby!

...Sillyness!!! :D
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sun Oct 01, 2006 5:34 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Another unsolicited Shloemoe's Salute to Great Bands of Hist
Replies: 8
Views: 3853

yeah shloemoe gave it up years ago too....wink wink!!! :?

Guards!...Guards!...seize him!...take him to the "Tommy Chong Room!"

We'll get everything set strait again RKP!...no worries! :twisted:
I'm sorry it came to this Mr. RKP...dont struggle with the guards
....they dont like that....
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sun Oct 01, 2006 5:04 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Another unsolicited Shloemoe's Salute to Great Bands of Hist
Replies: 8
Views: 3853

I believe your right(gluck,gluck,gluck..ya know?),BUT that color is not green....but that's the one I meant!!!....damn it!..but I reall like it.... "my girl's gotta big mouth and with it she babbles a lot" The cars without Ric ocasek???...how could that work?...not cars! OK RobertKP this B...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sun Oct 01, 2006 2:59 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Another unsolicited Shloemoe's Salute to Great Bands of Hist
Replies: 8
Views: 3853

Another unsolicited Shloemoe's Salute to Great Bands of Hist

http://images.starpulse.com/AMGPhotos/pic200/drp100/p113/p11397av117.jpg (In Dick Butkis voice)The Cars!....Man if you knock over my bong again I'm gonna kick yer ass!....Do you know who produced Weezer's "pinkerton" cd....Assholitis knows this....score ONE for the ASS! hahahahahahaha! Po...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sun Oct 01, 2006 12:26 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Joined the gym.
Replies: 11
Views: 4834

my cats have worms right now....very gross and inadvisable
as a healthy weight loss program....you is sick rot!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sun Oct 01, 2006 3:08 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Joined the gym.
Replies: 11
Views: 4834

Homer J. Shloemoe says.."Working out at the gym is
for losers!!!
Image
D'oh!!!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sat Sep 30, 2006 8:12 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: pennies from heaven
Replies: 12
Views: 5235

pennies from heaven

4 out of 5 in yesterdays fantasy 5 game......$422 The lucky touch in the poker scratch offs today...$500 Being able to say "In your face Flanders" on the shack....priceless! http://www.duffgardens.net/media/relationships/connect_ned.gif All Hail The Great Shloe!!!....Shloemoe tired...go sa...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sat Sep 30, 2006 8:00 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: would you like a sperm sandwich?
Replies: 20
Views: 8149

rotter wrote:Thats a fucked up dream.Time for your meds...I can't believe you didn't try to cop a feel in the tunnel. :roll:
What?...that was just the "jist" of it....I may have left parts out?
Image

You're an evil influence Mr. Rotter...evil!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Fri Sep 29, 2006 5:43 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Christina Ricci
Replies: 6
Views: 3030

Yeah...seems every woman has a "tramp-stamp" just above their asscrack..... :? yeah...I hate those...what a turn off.....but that's just Shloemoe being judgemental again...nuff said....there might be headhunters about! http://www.ralphmag.org/DK/maori-face-woman350x387.gif how lovely....s...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Fri Sep 29, 2006 1:56 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: would you like a sperm sandwich?
Replies: 20
Views: 8149

Maybe I really do love Jonsey?...and that's where my hatered of him comes from....an unfufilled love?...gee Jr I think you've helped me breakthrough :roll: http://kc048.k12.sd.us/images/Peanuts%20clips/psychiatrist.gif ...so I had this dream...I was on the log ride a Knott's Berry Farm and Jr was th...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Fri Sep 29, 2006 1:45 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Christina Ricci
Replies: 6
Views: 3030

her tit is ruined though...Fashion :? ...who'da thought 20 years ago
that tattoos would be fashionable outside of the navy,prisons,and
headhunter tribes.... :?
by The Rizen shloemoe
Fri Sep 29, 2006 1:40 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Halloween...oh the topical scary fun!!!!
Replies: 9
Views: 4096

That one's just doll parts.....doll face(H. Bogart voice) 8)
by The Rizen shloemoe
Fri Sep 29, 2006 1:00 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: would you like a sperm sandwich?
Replies: 20
Views: 8149

Not funny!...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Sep 28, 2006 3:41 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Christina Ricci
Replies: 6
Views: 3030

oh hell yeah!!!...are those hers?....tatoos?...go figure?
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Sep 28, 2006 3:38 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: So ya wanna be a "ROCK STAR"
Replies: 44
Views: 13881

shloemoe cant comprehend?.....be your own pet?
....sit shloemoe sit!....fuck you shloemoe dont wanna sit!
...see what I mean...the logic is ostensibly confusing.....
shloemoe rest now......
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Sep 28, 2006 2:18 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: would you like a sperm sandwich?
Replies: 20
Views: 8149

allright...allright...what happends in the 70's stays in the 70's..... until later when I tell ya the mischief I done...but I would never have spunked in somebodies food...that's blood letting material...even decades later....I hate it when you guys are wiser than me!!!!! http://www.starstore.com/ac...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Sep 28, 2006 12:45 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: would you like a sperm sandwich?
Replies: 20
Views: 8149

would you like a sperm sandwich?

Heard jonsey today talk about how he spunked(you know what I mean!) in Matlock's egg sandwich today...and I guess cause i've worked around food service a bit that I feel a skull fracture is about tit for that on that one ...you dont fuck with people's food!...that is a stabbing offense!...even in pr...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Sep 28, 2006 11:54 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Halloween...oh the topical scary fun!!!!
Replies: 9
Views: 4096

And we'll have Halloween on Christmas!!!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Sep 28, 2006 9:38 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Halloween...oh the topical scary fun!!!!
Replies: 9
Views: 4096

I saw you ...Glenn and Jr....coming n going without posting nuthin... what did you have for breakfast?....what did you do last night? Dont tell me for shloemoe already knows...post IT! post it for posterity...post it for rotter...post for those who are no longer with us.... Post!!! I think shloemoe'...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Sep 28, 2006 9:32 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Halloween...oh the topical scary fun!!!!
Replies: 9
Views: 4096

Halloween...oh the topical scary fun!!!!

Today Im gonna listen to M.M.'s cover of sweet dreams...over and over!
Im not saying I dont like the Euythmics version cause I do...
...what...what Im trying to say is....

Halloween is coming!!!

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yipee!!!!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Sep 28, 2006 4:32 am
Forum: The Forums
Topic: Forum Outage
Replies: 4
Views: 5965

Dang it Rotter!!!!
I wanted to be the 1st user to post!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Sep 28, 2006 2:58 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: So ya wanna be a "ROCK STAR"
Replies: 44
Views: 13881

So!.....where was I?....oh yeah "hello kitty is EVIL!
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ooooo.....ooooooo...ooooo....spooky?...No?
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Sep 28, 2006 2:55 am
Forum: The Forums
Topic: Forum Outage
Replies: 4
Views: 5965

To one of America's greatest unsung Sysops...
A salute to Jack!

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68 gun salute.....FIRE!
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by The Rizen shloemoe
Sat Sep 23, 2006 5:45 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: So ya wanna be a "ROCK STAR"
Replies: 44
Views: 13881

Your minds have been seduced...Hello Kitty is EVIL!!!!

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by The Rizen shloemoe
Fri Sep 22, 2006 10:27 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: So ya wanna be a "ROCK STAR"
Replies: 44
Views: 13881

If it please the court, I enter this as exibit A....
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note if you will the puffy clouds and rainbow

Shloemoe rest now.....that is....I REST MY CASE!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Fri Sep 22, 2006 7:57 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: So ya wanna be a "ROCK STAR"
Replies: 44
Views: 13881

jr wrote:why you guys always have to post cats...
jr hates cats...
and pets of all kinds
but you see the cute-ness?...I know you do! your a woman!
when your not thinking about shoes or lip stick your thinking
bout how cute things are!....all that tom boy doesn't cancell that jr!
....or am I wrong? :D ...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Fri Sep 22, 2006 6:12 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: So ya wanna be a "ROCK STAR"
Replies: 44
Views: 13881

Crap I couldn't google nuthin....you want me to get a pic with D. Navarro on a leash and ask ya "All pets"?....C'mon Jr you gotta like puppy licks! Hey!...wasn't D navarro on that porn for pyro's "pets"?....we'll make great pets!....not sure but I like that tune...still hate D.N...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Fri Sep 22, 2006 4:16 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: So ya wanna be a "ROCK STAR"
Replies: 44
Views: 13881

Crap I couldn't google nuthin....you want me to get a pic with D. Navarro on a leash and ask ya "All pets"?....C'mon Jr you gotta like puppy licks! Hey!...wasn't D navarro on that porn for pyro's "pets"?....we'll make great pets!....not sure but I like that tune...still hate D.Na...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Fri Sep 22, 2006 2:40 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: So ya wanna be a "ROCK STAR"
Replies: 44
Views: 13881

Well almost everything!!!
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by The Rizen shloemoe
Fri Sep 22, 2006 2:31 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: So ya wanna be a "ROCK STAR"
Replies: 44
Views: 13881

Shloemoe hates everything!!!!!...huh? :D
by The Rizen shloemoe
Fri Sep 22, 2006 1:53 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: So ya wanna be a "ROCK STAR"
Replies: 44
Views: 13881

He's kinda like ALL boob isn't he :D ...OR he's the devil!!!!
He looks dangerous!...(muffled smirks...)like the devil :twisted:
Imagine the poses he strikes while he trims his beard every
morning(faint music in the background...Goodbye horses...)
by The Rizen shloemoe
Fri Sep 22, 2006 12:08 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Scoundrel or hero of public saftey...you be the judge!
Replies: 10
Views: 4290

obiwankobe wrote:you armed? DANGER!!!
(Shloemoe does that screaming tongue undulation that
moslems do kinda sorta as a rally cry)....what n the hell do ya call
that....and how do you represent it textually???
by The Rizen shloemoe
Fri Sep 22, 2006 10:14 am
Forum: Concerts/Events
Topic: Happy Birthday Joan Jett!!!
Replies: 2
Views: 4407

I love rock n roll!!!

Even though it might be stiff and on a slab
in the morgue....
by The Rizen shloemoe
Fri Sep 22, 2006 5:59 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Scoundrel or hero of public saftey...you be the judge!
Replies: 10
Views: 4290

rotter wrote:If it was a bazooka would have you stuck it down your pants for the interest of public safety? :P
I dont think(no I know :cry: ) I could not be trusted with a
bazzoka :twisted: That would be a bad choice.
by The Rizen shloemoe
Fri Sep 22, 2006 5:56 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: So ya wanna be a "ROCK STAR"
Replies: 44
Views: 13881

Music is so fucking commercial nowadays they dont even lie and say"It's about the music" anymore...that Dave Navarro look(I am the Devil...but I talk like a naughty little girl) is like in fashion like...nothings edgy!....AAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! Im gonna take up knitting and drinking egg nog till...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Fri Sep 22, 2006 3:23 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Scoundrel or hero of public saftey...you be the judge!
Replies: 10
Views: 4290

Scoundrel or hero of public saftey...you be the judge!

I was at a local retailers last night...they were just bought out by another company and the store was undergoing some re- modeling...but they were still open for business :? Perusing the inventory I noticed that one of the re-model staff who had gone for the day(I assume?)and had left a utility kni...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Sep 21, 2006 7:34 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: So ya wanna be a "ROCK STAR"
Replies: 44
Views: 13881

So ya wanna be a "ROCK STAR"

Oh God Rock IS dead!...Rock is dead!...lets just tattoo this shit on the heads of the of all the "Rock Star Supernova" members foreheads! http://www.capturetech.nl/media/Fotosalg/barcode.jpg ...and dont forget to put a dick n balls on dave navarro's forehead too..and maybe a black eye er t...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Sep 21, 2006 9:58 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Bush to "Kick Some Iranian Ass"
Replies: 46
Views: 15574

it's gone....
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Sep 21, 2006 9:41 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: North to Alaska...
Replies: 51
Views: 16483

North to Alaska...

Every man, woman, and child who lives in Alaska and registered,will receive by next month a dividend check for over $1100!....I know the cost of living is high there but damn!!...a family of 4?....that's almost $5000 http://www.env.gov.bc.ca/bcparks/kidspage/jumpjerr.gif Huh?....where's my mosquito ...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Sep 21, 2006 9:34 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Bush to "Kick Some Iranian Ass"
Replies: 46
Views: 15574

Yesterday they had a pic of him(DN) on msn.com....It looked like
MJ!!!!....I should'a copied it....
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Sep 21, 2006 9:26 am
Forum: Concerts/Events
Topic: Be sure to say hello to magni
Replies: 7
Views: 6379

Bjork..I just love that girl.I'd love to fuck her hairy armpits! :D ...she has a wierd kind of beauty...like she had fetal alcohol syndrome when she was born (a lot of Icelanders do...)...but she is beautiful ...and wierd...Shloemoe MIGHT consider giving up self loving for some of that :? ....been ...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Sep 20, 2006 7:57 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Awesome news!!!
Replies: 6
Views: 3306

well I'll have to look out fer it.

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