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by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Sep 20, 2006 7:56 pm
Forum: Concerts/Events
Topic: Be sure to say hello to magni
Replies: 7
Views: 6322

Re: Be sure to say hello to magni

Björk's Sugarcubes Reuniting for One Show By JONATHAN COHEN, Reuters NEW YORK (Sept. 19) - Iceland's top rock export the Sugarcubes will reunite on Nov. 17 to play their first show in 14 years, according to a Web site posting from Bjork, the group's most famous member. The Sugarcubes' concert in th...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Sep 20, 2006 5:38 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Bush to "Kick Some Iranian Ass"
Replies: 46
Views: 15574

jr wrote:if you add up all the plastic i think she is from china.
same with michael jackson...
they are both chinese
ya ever notice how Dave Navarro looks like micheal jackson?
...just saying!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Sep 20, 2006 3:29 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Rotters fuckin blab..
Replies: 64
Views: 21353

rotter wrote:.....have fun at the teacher conference...and wear your duncecap! :lol:
huh?...gonna keep quiet!...not even gonna look at teacher's ass!
....swear to god! :D
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Sep 20, 2006 3:05 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Rotters fuckin blab..
Replies: 64
Views: 21353

Hey I gotta do the back ta school night thing at 7....had to run up
to the store for some hooch so I can be sober at 7...Don't ya know!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Sep 20, 2006 2:29 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Bush to "Kick Some Iranian Ass"
Replies: 46
Views: 15574

Pamela Anderson is Canadian?...well there it is...nuff said!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Sep 20, 2006 2:25 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Awesome news!!!
Replies: 6
Views: 3304

Sci-fi/western series originally aired in 2002 created by Joss Whedon (Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel) that Fox cancelled before showing the entire season. It has developed a cult following which led to a DVD release of the entire series & the feature film "Serenity"(2005). The movie...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Sep 20, 2006 2:11 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Bush to "Kick Some Iranian Ass"
Replies: 46
Views: 15574

I like america.I like visiting and the people I yak with are nice...though I've only been to Sandusky,Ohio and Watertown,NY......whats this "creepy bitch" thang your yakin' 'bout? :? Dude pam Anderson is a creepy bitch...she's just 95% fake boob ...Im not that easy.....Im a sucker for the...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Sep 20, 2006 1:59 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Bush to "Kick Some Iranian Ass"
Replies: 46
Views: 15574

Shloemoe not like the rest of America...HATE that creepy bitch!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Sep 20, 2006 1:42 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Bush to "Kick Some Iranian Ass"
Replies: 46
Views: 15574

rotter wrote:Yeah...canadians went to space...we made the arm on the shuttle...it wanks off ET!
oh yeah!...but I meant people...Im sure they have...that would be wierd
if they didn't...America so close to Canada...but then again maybe that's
cause we know ya so well :D
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Sep 20, 2006 1:31 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Bush to "Kick Some Iranian Ass"
Replies: 46
Views: 15574

excuse my spelling its KAYSAR he is iranian http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c181/Squeater/kaysar-1.jpg http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c181/Squeater/KaysarSoap1.jpg dreamy he is in irvine girls... delish Oh!....on that same note....let's not forget the Irainian ex-patriot ...First Rich girl in ...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Sep 20, 2006 1:26 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Bush to "Kick Some Iranian Ass"
Replies: 46
Views: 15574

Who'da thought that punk rock could be so sweet n innocent?
....and complicated....jeez!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Tue Sep 19, 2006 7:20 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Another installment Of,"The Advetures of Shloemoe"
Replies: 11
Views: 4507

ok....then nevermind....I dont like that shit!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Tue Sep 19, 2006 7:15 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Another installment Of,"The Advetures of Shloemoe"
Replies: 11
Views: 4507

huh?...I caught from big swollen ASS...josie?..
got any sauve? :oops:
by The Rizen shloemoe
Tue Sep 19, 2006 7:02 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Diva cunt terrorist call to Jihad!!!!!
Replies: 4
Views: 2332

rotter wrote:eh?Whats an inside out kind?You fuckins wif my head? :?
Naw!...Ya know you could think of a vagina as an inside out penis
...couldn't ya?...does that make me gay?
by The Rizen shloemoe
Tue Sep 19, 2006 7:00 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Rotters fuckin blab..
Replies: 64
Views: 21353

..maybe Canada aint that nice? :?
by The Rizen shloemoe
Tue Sep 19, 2006 6:59 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Another installment Of,"The Advetures of Shloemoe"
Replies: 11
Views: 4507

now that ya mention it...my ass does itch :shock:
by The Rizen shloemoe
Tue Sep 19, 2006 6:55 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Speaking pigdin
Replies: 9
Views: 4024

the russians are coming!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Tue Sep 19, 2006 6:53 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Jumbo rocks....pic
Replies: 3
Views: 2053

Kinda huh?...Well let's make Rotter that famous...huh?
we'd be talking obey-giant-penis.com...huh?...see how
that goes?
by The Rizen shloemoe
Tue Sep 19, 2006 6:49 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Diva cunt terrorist call to Jihad!!!!!
Replies: 4
Views: 2332

if it's the inside out kind!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Tue Sep 19, 2006 5:42 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Bush to "Kick Some Iranian Ass"
Replies: 46
Views: 15574

as long as you dont includ kasar from big brother.. dont kick his ass...leave him to me thanks and since when did bush kick ass? Ppppsssttt! Jr?....Jr?....Um...jr?....I cant correctly google kasar :? before assholitis makes fun of my ignorance(or I make funna his)what is kasar?...I dont get it? :?
by The Rizen shloemoe
Tue Sep 19, 2006 4:49 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Jumbo rocks....pic
Replies: 3
Views: 2053

Jumbo rocks....pic

Back when U2 put out The Joshua tree cd...Me n Tom used to go see a climer we knew(hey that rhymes) :D at the monument....Here's a shot from the Jumbo Rocks campground at joshua Tree national monument ..I think it's it's Jumbo?.....Quartz Monzonite fer sure though...To Tom... :cry: http://www.dankat...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Tue Sep 19, 2006 4:23 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Bush to "Kick Some Iranian Ass"
Replies: 46
Views: 15574

Re: Bush to "Kick Some Iranian Ass"

Glenn wrote:After we done with Iraq it would be cool if Bush could kick some Iranian ass.

Teach those MF's a lesson or two.
Oh!...not unless we're commited to total anihilation!....Didn't Vietnam
teach us anything?...C'mon!...those people wil never accept surrender terms
.....We'd have to wipe em out!!!!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Tue Sep 19, 2006 3:21 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Did anyone else watch The Road to 9/11 yesterday
Replies: 128
Views: 44050

obiwankobe wrote:Image
Yes!...it makes a difference!...but still....I cant help feeling good about seeing sadaam
get his!(shloemoe really hate cruel people)....I hope they exicute him!....does that
make sense?
by The Rizen shloemoe
Tue Sep 19, 2006 3:15 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Diva cunt terrorist call to Jihad!!!!!
Replies: 4
Views: 2332

Diva cunt terrorist call to Jihad!!!!!

K?...unless the Jack's greatest self proclaimed Diva cunt
posts in the next 24 hours!.....Johnny's gonna get it!
...and you know who I mean!...get it?
Image
by The Rizen shloemoe
Tue Sep 19, 2006 12:53 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Enjoying the Coup?
Replies: 4
Views: 2753

Re: Enjoying the Coup?

I really enjoyed the coup in Thailand. Excellent "overthrow the government" type stuff. I think if the same thing happened in Iran for example there would have been more beheadings & general violence and mayhem etc that all the young punkers want. I must say Fox's coverage has been ou...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Tue Sep 19, 2006 11:59 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Did anyone else watch The Road to 9/11 yesterday
Replies: 128
Views: 44050

Image
by The Rizen shloemoe
Tue Sep 19, 2006 11:57 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Know what today is?....
Replies: 3
Views: 2260

Know what today is?....

It's......9-19-06
National talk like a pirate day!!!

...no kidding......AAAARRRRRHHHHH!!!!!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Tue Sep 19, 2006 11:46 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Speaking pigdin
Replies: 9
Views: 4024

Clean?....maid service?...entra-pah?......Ah! nevermind!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Tue Sep 19, 2006 11:43 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Awesome news!!!
Replies: 6
Views: 3304

Firefly?...vot?... vot iz dis "firefly"...shloemoe not hear "firefly"?

oh...the Futurama episodes wont be out till -08....D'oh!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Tue Sep 19, 2006 2:12 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Awesome news!!!
Replies: 6
Views: 3304

Awesome news!!!

Great news "Futurama" fans! Comedy Central has ordered 13 new episodes(June -06)...No release schedule yet but it looks like the folks at Planet Express are back in business!!!!! here's a shot of the cast upon hearing the news.... http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/f/ff/Futuram...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Tue Sep 19, 2006 1:07 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Speaking pigdin
Replies: 9
Views: 4024

?....You clean..what? did you start a maid sevice?....
You little entrepreneur you!!!....You Go Girl!!!! :D
by The Rizen shloemoe
Tue Sep 19, 2006 1:04 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: We got a genius as pope....huh?
Replies: 57
Views: 16290

Dude have ya ever heard of a carriage return?


...anyway...my dad can KICK your dad's ass....ass!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Mon Sep 18, 2006 12:14 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Another installment Of,"The Advetures of Shloemoe"
Replies: 11
Views: 4507

yeah a very cheap 2 ply.... Never got the call after closing last night. today I think it's worth $5 to not have to deal with people like that...I'll just count my money better before I turn around next time. Considering the frustration I would have rather stepped on gum......$.99...I think I did......
by The Rizen shloemoe
Mon Sep 18, 2006 3:48 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Did anyone else watch The Road to 9/11 yesterday
Replies: 128
Views: 44050

Jr's smart :D
by The Rizen shloemoe
Mon Sep 18, 2006 3:39 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: We got a genius as pope....huh?
Replies: 57
Views: 16290

Oh where to start?....How would you define "as holy and religous and pure as any mortal can be"?...that's so childlike :lol: ...can you define piety asshole?...you've never read the "Euthyphro" have you? Google it...read it...come out into the light grasshopper. Yes The College o...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sun Sep 17, 2006 6:21 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Another installment Of,"The Advetures of Shloemoe"
Replies: 11
Views: 4507

Another installment Of,"The Advetures of Shloemoe"

...So I'm at the $.99 store...getting me toilet paper (don't ya know!) ...when Im done checking out I turn to put $ in me wallet and grab the cart when I see that the cashier shorted me $15 ...shit! ....I confront the cashier and the best she can come up with is that I leave my name n # and at closi...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sun Sep 17, 2006 1:16 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Rotters fuckin blab..
Replies: 64
Views: 21353

It is time..... Its been four years of debauchery and fun Four years of this internet tour The banning from every forum except this and one other. I made a lot of friends and dearest enemies I laughed,they laughed. The tour is over..this stage is done so I take the final curtain call I must be hone...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sun Sep 17, 2006 4:16 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: We got a genius as pope....huh?
Replies: 57
Views: 16290

Let's choose?...The assension to the papacy is determined by a high ecclesiastic body(college of cardinals er bishops) that has historically been assumed to be guided by the holy spirit. ...I would not presume...that's why your critique of the process is amusing. Christianity is about redemtion...co...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sun Sep 17, 2006 4:06 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Did anyone else watch The Road to 9/11 yesterday
Replies: 128
Views: 44050

yeah jr your wrong, cause since your on asses side
your right...get it :?

hey where'd ya get my school pics?
I actually have that picture as my
avatar on classmates.com

looks like ass is interested in shloemoe?

I must rest my weary mind....SHLOEMOE HAS SPOKEN!!!!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sun Sep 17, 2006 4:02 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Oh Tom...
Replies: 13
Views: 5518

Ah!...that is a good one!...yes sir if heather locklear was squatting
on my land I would sell it at discount
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sun Sep 17, 2006 12:40 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: We got a genius as pope....huh?
Replies: 57
Views: 16290

hm?...I think if I was a kid in nazi germany...i'da been in the hitler youth movement too...what else can ya do?..stand tall and be mowed down ...at 14?...Fuck I wasn't that brave at 14...hell I aint that brave now...that stupid now? Maybe doc! http://www.tombraider4u.com/pictures/bugs-bunny-4.jpg ...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sat Sep 16, 2006 9:49 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Did anyone else watch The Road to 9/11 yesterday
Replies: 128
Views: 44050

btw - i believe the reason that the democrat party tends to split off and feed the green party and independent party is that we DO think about issues and vote the way of each issue and not strictly party.... the republicans can be commended for the lemming like voting they have done in the past few...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sat Sep 16, 2006 7:33 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Did anyone else watch The Road to 9/11 yesterday
Replies: 128
Views: 44050

K ass...put me in my place!.... :D
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sat Sep 16, 2006 7:26 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: We got a genius as pope....huh?
Replies: 57
Views: 16290

AAaaaaahahaha...I bet he puts anal-lube on his steak,he likes the familiar flavour.....better than A1,eh shloe? Naw! went Lawery's actually!....big mutha fuckin good...Told mamma, "I better not EVER find out you taste this good...cut you up,marinade and eat you!"...old lady!....shoot! :tw...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sat Sep 16, 2006 7:22 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Oh Tom...
Replies: 13
Views: 5518

You guys dont think that most of those pics like that are doctored? C'mon...it's photoshoped...how naive...hey I got this land down in southern Florida I like to sell ya...let me send you some pics :roll: Well, when even the news is reporting about it and it comes from various sources, AND Miss Loh...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sat Sep 16, 2006 5:45 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: We got a genius as pope....huh?
Replies: 57
Views: 16290

allright!...cooking some rib eye tonight...check you fools out in a few!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sat Sep 16, 2006 5:44 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: We got a genius as pope....huh?
Replies: 57
Views: 16290

well...I dont know about all that!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sat Sep 16, 2006 5:37 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Did anyone else watch The Road to 9/11 yesterday
Replies: 128
Views: 44050

....do you mean to tell me chicks lick your asshole? They have!....MMMMM! your're fuckin lyin'.... :roll: what do I have to lie about?...I aint been with that many lately... but the last two....what?...aint bunghole licking a part of what it's all about?...shit ...I like it :D...and I know I like l...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sat Sep 16, 2006 5:27 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: We got a genius as pope....huh?
Replies: 57
Views: 16290

rotter wrote:aahaha..jonsey has a hybred too... :lol: ...I bet he recycles his used tp since he's all enviro-dude now :lol:
ew!...I bet he does have a lot of toilet "wierdness"....ew!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sat Sep 16, 2006 5:16 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Did anyone else watch The Road to 9/11 yesterday
Replies: 128
Views: 44050

rotter wrote:....do you mean to tell me chicks lick your asshole?
They have!....MMMMM!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sat Sep 16, 2006 5:08 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: We got a genius as pope....huh?
Replies: 57
Views: 16290

Dude!...that's Jonsey's car not mine...I gotta ford ranger minus the crumpet...but real men dont even use that term "crumpet"..I'll kick yer ass!(crumpet...fuck jonesy!).....hahahahahaha! and real men eat pussy that hasn't been wiped in a week after the rag... :P ...but you know what?...I...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sat Sep 16, 2006 5:01 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: We got a genius as pope....huh?
Replies: 57
Views: 16290

Dude!...that's Jonsey's car not mine...I gotta ford ranger minus the crumpet...but real men
dont even use that term "crumpet"..I'll kick yer ass!(crumpet...fuck jonesy!).....hahahahahaha!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sat Sep 16, 2006 4:58 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: We got a genius as pope....huh?
Replies: 57
Views: 16290

Fuck that shit...I'd would have assassinated Hitler....anyone see the movie"Downfall"...fucking good.....a movie set in Hitlers' bunker during the last hours of the "Turd" Reich..... 8) Rotter was you all that at 14?...I wanna see your class pics from that time ...hahahahahaha!....
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sat Sep 16, 2006 4:43 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Did anyone else watch The Road to 9/11 yesterday
Replies: 128
Views: 44050

ya know rotman..I've had me butt stimulated with the girls before...and I think i kinda like it :shock: ...along with the other bells n whistles...but the cock thing? ...there's too much hair and testostorone involved with that um...If i was gay I think I'd be coming on to you sweety!...giant squash...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sat Sep 16, 2006 4:33 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: We got a genius as pope....huh?
Replies: 57
Views: 16290

hm?...I think if I was a kid in nazi germany...i'da been in the hitler youth movement too...what else can ya do?..stand tall and be mowed down ...at 14?...Fuck I wasn't that brave at 14...hell I aint that brave now...that stupid now? Maybe doc! http://www.tombraider4u.com/pictures/bugs-bunny-4.jpg
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sat Sep 16, 2006 3:16 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Did anyone else watch The Road to 9/11 yesterday
Replies: 128
Views: 44050

Buy lots of premium toilet paper Amen to Northern Quilt. ya know Shloemoe likes the jalepenos!...past couple days my ass wipe has been a bit blood spotty?.....maybe there's is something to be said for premium tp?....."My name is cornholio!....I need "superior" tp for my bunghole"...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sat Sep 16, 2006 1:44 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Did anyone else watch The Road to 9/11 yesterday
Replies: 128
Views: 44050

oh crap I've forgot to address the elitist perspective on this.... It doesn't matter a bit what you n I think at all...what matters is what the rich and powerful think...Democrat/Republican cannot gain office without the support of the rich... Be sure to Buy lots of premium toilet paper ...cause tha...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sat Sep 16, 2006 1:39 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Did anyone else watch The Road to 9/11 yesterday
Replies: 128
Views: 44050

glenn said: The red are rich and the blue are working class is such an over simplification it is not funny. you know what's funny about that?...Blue used to be the color associated with the republicans(true blue)..and red used to be associated with the democrats(Commy reds) The news media changed al...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sat Sep 16, 2006 1:16 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Did anyone else watch The Road to 9/11 yesterday
Replies: 128
Views: 44050

Obviously ass you didn't understand anything that was said huh? again issues dont control power...voters and politicians do... this is a two party system...period...in order for your vote to have a meaningful connection to power you MUST choose one or the other...red or blue....period...you've obvi...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sat Sep 16, 2006 5:46 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Oh Tom...
Replies: 13
Views: 5518

You guys dont think that most of those pics like that are doctored?
C'mon...it's photoshoped...how naive...hey I got this land down in
southern Florida I like to sell ya...let me send you some pics :roll:
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sat Sep 16, 2006 5:40 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Did anyone else watch The Road to 9/11 yesterday
Replies: 128
Views: 44050

Obviously ass you didn't understand anything that was said huh? again issues dont control power...voters and politicians do... this is a two party system...period...in order for your vote to have a meaningful connection to power you MUST choose one or the other...red or blue....period...you've obvio...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Fri Sep 15, 2006 5:42 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Rotters fuckin blab..
Replies: 64
Views: 21353

This lightening is fine Its brings out the crazy thoughts of mine I'll carry you and catch a shooting star tonite I'll colour the sky with northern lights I'll carry you tonite and catch you Catch you looking into my eyes The heaven and devil and fireflies Its the laughter that takes us there. Roun...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Fri Sep 15, 2006 3:59 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: We got a genius as pope....huh?
Replies: 57
Views: 16290

rotter wrote::shock: did you say pieeeeeeeeeeeeee? :D Gotta go and get me some...laterz :wink:
Yeah yeah yeah...Maddie n Rottwer ladies n gentlemen...give em a hand.
by The Rizen shloemoe
Fri Sep 15, 2006 3:29 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: We got a genius as pope....huh?
Replies: 57
Views: 16290

yeah maddie we want the facts about Rots penis....not really!
...but that would explain her long suffering with the likes o you.
....Mr. Rotter!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Fri Sep 15, 2006 3:26 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Ashley Macdonald...update...11-1-06...11-21-06 again
Replies: 34
Views: 11330

rotter wrote:I tell you what.....you gimme five dolla and I'll send you a rubber cunt made by obeygiant :P
yeah with jonsey's face on it?....no thanks!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Fri Sep 15, 2006 3:22 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Ashley Macdonald...update...11-1-06...11-21-06 again
Replies: 34
Views: 11330

Ummm....ok
by The Rizen shloemoe
Fri Sep 15, 2006 3:20 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: We got a genius as pope....huh?
Replies: 57
Views: 16290

I like naked chicks and firetrucks and booze and chicks driving naked wearing only a Magnum.Sometimes wearing just a cowboy hat and jackboots :lol: .....you know the type...they hang out in the vegetable isle at A&P holding up a zuccini and wink at guys like me :lol: chick in a store holds up a...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Fri Sep 15, 2006 3:15 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Ashley Macdonald...update...11-1-06...11-21-06 again
Replies: 34
Views: 11330

rotter wrote:yeah...it is beautiful.....if you look at it longtime you owe me five dollar. :P
What?...what are you now a vietnamese prostitute....5 dolla....5 dolla
joe...i give you lot's o love ...5 dolla!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Fri Sep 15, 2006 3:00 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Ashley Macdonald...update...11-1-06...11-21-06 again
Replies: 34
Views: 11330

http://www.parowanprophet.com/maps/mohawk_350_KT_nuke.jpg Ooooooopppppsss.....I dropped it...sorry about that :oops: Don't worry folks,it had just skittles in it :D that's a beautiful pic Rot....what a fucked up species we are ...we see the horror of the maelstrum...yet we are drawn to it? "I ...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Fri Sep 15, 2006 2:51 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: We got a genius as pope....huh?
Replies: 57
Views: 16290

http://www.ozgm.com/cars/67_102_1.jpg That it?.....Ive never seen one...yeah! I can relate....oh you said rag top? the only pic i could find sux...but i get the picture ...you know I love cars and guns....and bombs...but they are bad for our species/planet ....funny?...huh?....used to like drugs an...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Fri Sep 15, 2006 2:44 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Ashley Macdonald...update...11-1-06...11-21-06 again
Replies: 34
Views: 11330

Dude all we are is monkeys with big brains and technology.... dont hurt the monkeys!!!...but take away that destructo button they like to have..and give it to shloemoe...he likes to feel big :D http://www.cosmic1.demon.co.uk/monkeybomb.jpg Now what would Shloemoe do with all this button?Flick it? :...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Fri Sep 15, 2006 2:39 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: We got a genius as pope....huh?
Replies: 57
Views: 16290

I used to have a ford galaxy with a 350 windsor....Is there still a
plant in windsor Canada Rot?

where was the 4 bolt main made...forgot that shit...detroit?
by The Rizen shloemoe
Fri Sep 15, 2006 2:36 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: We got a genius as pope....huh?
Replies: 57
Views: 16290

Hey! somehow after the nuclear holocaust.....Shloemoe's
gonna have a bad ass car....to pick up chicks n shit...ya know?
by The Rizen shloemoe
Fri Sep 15, 2006 2:20 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: We got a genius as pope....huh?
Replies: 57
Views: 16290

We got a genius as pope....huh?

The pope quoted an obscure text this week which charactorizes moslems(Muhammad actually) as (a) muderous zealot(s)...... I can't remember, but isn't this what caused the crusades? a pope blabbing about the evils of Islam?...This is going to be an interesting century folks...All I can say is that I w...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Fri Sep 15, 2006 2:04 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Ashley Macdonald...update...11-1-06...11-21-06 again
Replies: 34
Views: 11330

Dude all we are is monkeys with big brains and technology....
dont hurt the monkeys!!!...but take away that destructo button
they like to have..and give it to shloemoe...he likes to feel big :D

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by The Rizen shloemoe
Fri Sep 15, 2006 1:27 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Canadian Shootings!!!
Replies: 27
Views: 10468

jr wrote:poor tipper.. she had to pick a cause and she chooses that?
ahahah

labels still on cds... not that it matters.
Oh it does matter...sells more cd's :D
by The Rizen shloemoe
Fri Sep 15, 2006 1:26 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Ashley Macdonald...update...11-1-06...11-21-06 again
Replies: 34
Views: 11330

I visited Berkley once and when I was walking from the car parked on the street to the house that we where visiting, some young lady of African American descent (about 8 years old or so) yelled "Go White Boy, Go White Boy, Go White Boy, Go" a la Vanilla Ice. I admit I was kinda taken off ...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Fri Sep 15, 2006 12:41 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Ashley Macdonald...update...11-1-06...11-21-06 again
Replies: 34
Views: 11330

It is very appaling. I lived in Huntington Beach for years. Although my comments are a poor taste joke, (soneone got killed) I think Huntington Beach is a very white area with quite a real racial attitude to the locals sometimes. HBPD is notorius for heavey handed moves...Me and a friend got pulled...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Fri Sep 15, 2006 12:35 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Ashley Macdonald...update...11-1-06...11-21-06 again
Replies: 34
Views: 11330

One even suggested that he was going to have a party to celebrate the next time a police officer was killed. A very sick individual thinks like that.... :x A great political theorist once said: "power tends to corrupt"...I've seen cops abuse their authority many times...I've mopped a lot ...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Fri Sep 15, 2006 12:22 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Ashley Macdonald...update...11-1-06...11-21-06 again
Replies: 34
Views: 11330

Would it make a difference to you Glenn if the cops where black and Ashley was white?Since you brought that to the table,answer me. Speaking fer meself rot...that is at least a bit significant...blacks are way more likely to suffer police brutality than are whites...um.. Rodney King ring a bell? Ba...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Fri Sep 15, 2006 12:12 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Ashley Macdonald...update...11-1-06...11-21-06 again
Replies: 34
Views: 11330

Glenn wrote:Did anyone mention Ashley Macdonald is BLACK and the cops are WHTIE!
no shit?....good thing that for the resort people that didn't get video
taped....."surf city" -up in smoke!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Fri Sep 15, 2006 9:01 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Ashley Macdonald...update...11-1-06...11-21-06 again
Replies: 34
Views: 11330

...So the morning I read about the shooting I sent H.B. P.D. an email(I know...shloemoe is stupid...I'm probably under investigation right now) saying I thought their training and/or mission was questionable....glad I didn't call em cowards or murderers ....I'd be peeking out the blinds right now. I...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Sep 14, 2006 10:56 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Canadian Shootings!!!
Replies: 27
Views: 10468

they are blaming video games.. BTW - WHY in HELL is there a video game called Columbine????? WTF??? Because it already comes shrink-wraped in controversey...good marketing!...rides on the fame or infamy of something else. The product is really less important than the box. Typical advert thinking......
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Sep 14, 2006 7:12 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Since it appears to BE the Shloemoe show...
Replies: 4
Views: 2957

...not even the rotman huh?
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Sep 14, 2006 5:31 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: MMMmmm!...Simpsons!.... pic
Replies: 0
Views: 7577

MMMmmm!...Simpsons!.... pic

A simple homage to tonight's fox's episope of "The Simpsons" ...and Rotter predicted corn chips for me! When all the lights go out what we might be left with is a starry night. Fight on lisa!...fight on Bart!...somebody give Homer a beer...and a donut Van gogh's Starry Night....for you!......
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Sep 14, 2006 4:15 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Since it appears to BE the Shloemoe show...
Replies: 4
Views: 2957

Since it appears to BE the Shloemoe show...

Back in the 80's I marveled at her as Jordan in "real genius".....Michelle Meyrink...that kinda makes me a geek?....doesn't it?

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by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Sep 14, 2006 3:06 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: I said above the canyon walls....
Replies: 20
Views: 7869

Fixing to go get some cheep whiskey...uh I mean "tea"
sit out in the garage and work on my plans to overthrow
the worlds governments and bind them under my authority
...or just listen to some music...maybe both...or
contemplate the arrival of the white buffalo...dunno?
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Sep 14, 2006 3:01 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Canadian Shootings!!!
Replies: 27
Views: 10468

Good thing that like rocket launchers aren't legal....I know some people
I'd like to blow up...oh wait they are...see pictures above :D
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Sep 14, 2006 7:56 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: I said above the canyon walls....
Replies: 20
Views: 7869

I said above the canyon walls....

Two strong eyes did I see It was the leader of the land baby oh my god! The great white buffalo... --The Atrocious Theodocious From Associated Press: MILWAUKEE - A farm in Wisconsin is quickly becoming hallowed ground for American Indians with the birth of its third white buffalo, an animal consider...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Sep 13, 2006 7:50 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Did anyone else watch The Road to 9/11 yesterday
Replies: 128
Views: 44050

Death of a great texas Democrat

Back in the early 90's the redneck state had a woman govenor.
After a triumphant adminstration she lost to G.W. Bush.
Ann Richards has died tonight of cancer at 73...made a cameo on
"King of the Hill" once..had a thing for Bill...what a sweety!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Sep 13, 2006 3:37 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Canadian Shootings!!!
Replies: 27
Views: 10468

would this be a bad time to talk about smith and wesson's new model 500 magnum?...the worlds most powerful hand gun? .500 cal with magnum loads...jeez! http://www.shootingtimes.com/handgun_reviews/STmonster_1103C.jpg compare it to dirty harry's .44 mag...ya can't even buy these things ....there's a ...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Sep 13, 2006 2:42 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Canadian Shootings!!!
Replies: 27
Views: 10468

(in irritating steve martin like french voice..ya know like in P.P.)
Oh I see! kingston is about 170miles from Montreal?... assuming
Madame Maddie can provide a sufficient alibi?...you are free to
go...just dont leave the country.
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Sep 13, 2006 1:27 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Canadian Shootings!!!
Replies: 27
Views: 10468

rotter wrote:There are fuck'd up people here too Shloe. :evil:
I've come to see that....That isn't far from Kingston is it?
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Sep 13, 2006 12:34 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Canadian Shootings!!!
Replies: 27
Views: 10468

Dang!...I didn't think Candians did stuff like that.
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Sep 13, 2006 11:29 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Did anyone else watch The Road to 9/11 yesterday
Replies: 128
Views: 44050

Just because you look at both sides of the issues rather than voting one way, the left or the right, does not mean that you are a centrist. It means that you are not a sucker to the 2 party system and can evaluate on your own opinion. Not the opinion of a mainstream party. One might find that you n...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Sep 13, 2006 8:32 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Did anyone else watch The Road to 9/11 yesterday
Replies: 128
Views: 44050

Nuts!.....Nuts! ...you are all nuts!!!!(Shloemoe the great returns to counting some marbles he has in a bag...and looks up to say...): I hear ya rot...I dont think I'll ever participate in "the process" again... About 50% for bush,50% for gore about 50% for bush,50% for Kerry ...see the pa...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Sep 13, 2006 5:56 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Did anyone else watch The Road to 9/11 yesterday
Replies: 128
Views: 44050

5 hours. I gotta say I enjoyed it. Very watchable. I am just the type of person that likes hearing both sides. I also liked farenhieight 9/11. Both have equal agenda. One from each side. I am sure that somebody will have a reply for this movie before long. 40 million bucks to make & no advertis...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Sep 13, 2006 1:03 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Did anyone else watch The Road to 9/11 yesterday
Replies: 128
Views: 44050

Only thing Im gonna(as opposed to wanna) add here is this page with a funny clip......it kills me everytime....Oh...oh...MURDER!....murder!

...anyways:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/4454738.stm
by The Rizen shloemoe
Tue Sep 12, 2006 7:18 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Something from Shloemoe's "tea time" of nostalgia
Replies: 5
Views: 3019

are you sneaking a peek at some of my other ramblings elsewhere?? i just went off on how great QUEEN was and how they were / are not regarded as highly as they should be.... Freddie was a true talent... great voice... great showman..... i miss em.... keg parties ha Yes jr i'm stalking you...IF I CA...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Tue Sep 12, 2006 5:23 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Something from Shloemoe's "tea time" of nostalgia
Replies: 5
Views: 3019

Something from Shloemoe's "tea time" of nostalgia

Dont we all get caught up in all the music industries push to get us to buy new cd's?...I know I do :roll: ....that's why I pirate all the mp3z on my playlists :D ...but back when I actually bought music one my fav's was these guys! http://www.ticketspecialists.com/concert/concerts_img/queen.jpg Som...

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