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The Rizen shloemoe

Hm?...Gidge just came and went...didn't say nuthin to you rot?
me either....maybe if you bathed more often more people would
come around?.....I'm just saying...

The Rizen shloemoe

HA! The only monsters that'll be there are you creatures. Check out the Team Goon gallery from our first Hooligan High show: http://teamgoon.smugmug.com/gallery/1828989 ...see? No monsters or thugs. Don't be afeared l'il punkers... Oh now yer talking teenagers?...first monsters and now teenagers? ....

The Rizen shloemoe

no way dude...monsters are like too scary!...unless they're like halloween monsters er hollywood monsters...but real monsters? no shit? you'd party with em?....I mean I dunno if we even have souls but Ive seen plenty of themes were that's what they're after like....peoples souls n shit....naw...just...

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Scene: A dark lit seedy alley in London. A dark figure aproaches...staggaring...obviously intoxicated ....he continues aproaching till his face is right in front of the camera...Then we see it's Shloemoe....he vomits copiously and then yells in a cockney accent.... Oasis is the best band since the B...

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rotter wrote:yeah...they might draw a dickn'balls on your forehead

see it's just common sense!....no partying with those guys could
mean like losing yer soul er something....way worse that dick n balls!

The Rizen shloemoe

thank you dumb dumb!!!!

The Rizen shloemoe

Is that guy from the picture gonna be there...the guy with the stiches in his forehead?...cause he looks kinda like a monster?...i mean... i could like party with mexicans and blacks ...but monsters??? ...in fact, the rest of the people in that pic look diabolicly like monsters....naw!....you know s...

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Shloemoe's deep thoughts o the day.... Thinkin bout a new avatar........what do you think about this guy calling y'all "dumb dumb's" http://s77.photobucket.com/albums/j76/shloemoe/th_greatgazoo.jpg exiled to jack's shack for blowing up the jukebox blog....he's bound to be a little testy......

The Rizen shloemoe

my point was he was right of moderate... and no we shouldnt have the draft That makes him a conservative...shloemoe could never have supported a conservative...it just doesn't add up With the draft...no...compulsory military service for all men and woman ages 18-22 We could really shake up history!...

The Rizen shloemoe

rotter wrote:

The Rizen shloemoe

Glenn wrote:Well I watched the conclusion and all I can say is Clinton sure fucked things up for America.

Thank God we have Bush around to fix things.

The Rizen shloemoe

and now back to the subject at hand... all this 911 looking back stuff on TV... enough... lets look forward... like..... when are our troops coming home???? lets do a special about that. (in walks The Satan of argument(fer arguments sake of course)) This is a special time in the history of the worl...

The Rizen shloemoe

yes getting caught with the intern was embarrassing ... but it is infinitely more embarrassing to have to live the shame of not once but twice electing a coke whoring idiot as president to these united states. and then having to suffer through his inadequacies... the man is a complete moron.. total...

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in reality.. when the republicans went after Clinton for fucking around (which is none of their business).... they served to pull attention away from world activities... hence, put blame where blame is due... fuck em and fuck abc ok, i will go away from this thread now. thanks glenn for making my b...

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Reminds me of that Everclear song "santa Monica" "We could live beside the ocean Leave the fire behind Swim out pass the breakers Watch the world die." http://img.slate.com/media/1/123125/122966/2145295/060911_Magnum-THoepker.jpg Kinda romantic?..if ya know what I mean. from slat...

The Rizen shloemoe

Then I'd have to tune in....If I ever heard about it....I'd tune in
...What's the frequency Kenneth?

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I think I'll start my own pirate radio station.No marketing.....just good ol' fashion hard talk and pullin cock to good tunes.So be it.. (as always in walks The Devils Advocate....HISSSSSS!) what would your purpose be in running a pirate station rot? If no one heard of its existance...how would the...

The Rizen shloemoe

in reality.. when the republicans went after Clinton for fucking around (which is none of their business).... they served to pull attention away from world activities... hence, put blame where blame is due... fuck em and fuck abc ok, i will go away from this thread now. thanks glenn for making my b...

The Rizen shloemoe

What's wrong with syndicating his show if he can make some $$$?[/u] nothing!... other than you sell something in the exchange you have contractual obligations....his "I play what I like.... You cant please everybody"....would have to change very quickly to something else(ubruptly like)......

The Rizen shloemoe

it ripps them is half...in a subtle way...that no one will understand. That is just my style. The only person who would get it is Rupert Murdoch himeself. Will likely sail over everyone elses head. Yes, it's intellectual music. It's not a punk song so wouldnt work like the punk way. "aaarhhh f...

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I watched a pbs documentry bout Walter Cronkite....now there was journalism....beware the "networks"

The Rizen shloemoe

Nope...but I hear they just made a lot o that stuff up....docudramas
are kinda funny

The Rizen shloemoe

Na Ass is a good kid...he aint going to jail anyways...
i dunno ever since the napoleon argument Ive loved
picking on him!

The Rizen shloemoe

oh yeah rotter I dropped the soap plenty 'o' times....good laughs!
....bunghole is virgin...that stuff doesn't happen....unless you go
in with a nickname like oh....I dunno....Assholitis!.ahahahaha!

The Rizen shloemoe

no I'm cool now...I dont even like being around people like that now. didn't ya see me alma matter pic a ways back?....a lot people would think Im somehow bragging or trying to be tough beyong my means.... it's just one life experience(mine)...and ya know i likes to share http://i77.photobucket.com/...

The Rizen shloemoe

t'aint certainly nuthin to be proud of but...been more than I care to admit.

The Rizen shloemoe

wow!.....no offense...ida figured....anyways I bet Canadian jails are NICE!

The Rizen shloemoe

a newbie...c'mon rot...Canada aint that liberal?...you aint been?

The Rizen shloemoe

one of the funniest jokes in the world is when somebody in jail(especially
a fish) drops his soap!!!!.....oh the fun!!!!

The Rizen shloemoe

na I'd clone a couple thousand of you and take over the world!!!!

The Rizen shloemoe

eh?...so long as it meets then stipulations above

The Rizen shloemoe

dont plex rot....they put me on psych meds once in jail....
one of the scariest times of me life.....you nut!

The Rizen shloemoe

rotter wrote:......I'm sending you a rubber arse.....

the non-hairy upside down heart shape kind!!!!...I hope?

The Rizen shloemoe

before i ever got an internet acount ,I would never associated
vegitables with arousing thoughts........oooohhhh..jr say squash
again!!!!!

The Rizen shloemoe

Brad-Cow-Disease wrote:There once was a hermit named Dave,
Who kept a dead whore in his cave,
He had to admit ,she smelled like shit,
But look at the money he saved,

Smoke crack and worship Satan!
B-C-D

good one...Im stealing it...cause me name is dave....And I
also have a....nevermind.

The Rizen shloemoe

nuthin could make ya feel crazier than psych pills!!!!....unless your crazy?

The Rizen shloemoe

tuna helper? jr?...jr's gourmet cuisine..and you call yourself a pimp?

The Rizen shloemoe

actually wouldn't a rubber cunt in a brokeback mountain gangbang
fell a little neglected?

The Rizen shloemoe

Xanax,Risperdal .....you'd be the life of the party!

The Rizen shloemoe

Hey I got one!...and look it's none other than the elusive Jr fish http://www.bitemyhook.com/images/fish-1.gif That ones a keeper.....looks like fish for dinner tonight ...at least fishy dreams... ...No! wasn't talking like naughtyness....more like Lex Luther type stuff!....aw nevermind...I was just...

The Rizen shloemoe

Well I'll let ya know monday.....

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k now lets get back to the pseudo-intelectual stuff now

The Rizen shloemoe

Why should I behave?(Says Shloemoethrustra as he eyes the suculent
flesh of the lambs)

The Rizen shloemoe

No...you is da man rot!

The Rizen shloemoe

Now is de time on Sprockets ven ve Dance.....
Dance with the Pussy!

The Rizen shloemoe

That wasn't the conotation of the word naked I was using...
Naked as in emotionaly exposed.....hey I did just wank off
about 20 mins ago....but I wasn't thinkin bout you rot...
but maybe you got some kind of wank esp?....see you
are spiritually connected!

The Rizen shloemoe

ya know rot in early human cultures people who behave like
you become the medicine men...The Shaman of the tribe...
the spiritual leaders of their people...Think about it Rotter
The spirits are trying to speak thru you....and/or the vodka

....cheers to the shaman!

The Rizen shloemoe

you is da man rot

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whatever dad..,one item appeared in the oc register about a woman struck by a vehicle....it was in laguna beach, but no mention of the woman in stanton...hhhmmm she probably doesn't keep up on all the latest trends in fashion and music....or say only "cool" things around the illuminati.......

The Rizen shloemoe

but is it entertaining or soulful?....I cannot believe otherwise...not the Rot!

"Driving sister Rock 'n' Roll She got her feet on the wheel!"

The Rizen shloemoe

well there it is. have a nice time pussy footing around virgins records or where-ever you do to keep up on the latest trends...Im kinda put off by all the phoney newcomers to the music scene....I guess I like the human interest stuff...there's nothing new under the sun...It's ALL been done before!.....

The Rizen shloemoe

zat all sound too drama kingish?....your probably right...fuck ya anyway!
yes Im drunk..was just looking fer an outlet fer me emotions...
naked as they are...my friends 'n' neihbors dont like me knocking on
there doors when I'm drunk and naked....ya'll is a captive audience!
'n' there it is!

The Rizen shloemoe

I'm at the drive thru at walgreens at beach 'n' chapman getting some meds and in the rear view I can see this person waving hands at traffic in the middle of the street.It was obvious this person was trying to get hit. There was a time when I would'a thrown it in park and ran right into the mix...bu...

The Rizen shloemoe

think maybe the rot man likes em chocolate dipped eh?

The Rizen shloemoe

i spent all day at the honda center with the Women of Faith holy christ should be renamed... women who been fuct over and are bitter as hell haahaaa rev billy... nice i thought it was duran duran new video "Woman of faith" what is that jr?....I'd like to hear more....you never chat with m...

The Rizen shloemoe

I think your the only one who gets me here Rot.
....just remember whose the boss!

The Rizen shloemoe

Correct! The Adicts are Nursie's favorite group. She's mentioned that often in the past. Shloe must be too fascinated with his own words to remember what is of interest to others here. perhaps i am...I think i am just bored with music today...goes in one ear out the other...ask me something else ab...

The Rizen shloemoe

Here's one of my new spiritual leaders...have I said this before?
...I've been like blacked out for a few days...memory is kinda screwy?

Go therehttp://www.revbilly.com/ be healed!

The Rizen shloemoe

Those lists...and all the pretension....at least we all agree that
shloemoe is the greatest here!.....I would have said supierir...
supurier....superier....but I couldn't spell it.

All hail the rizen Shloe!!!!

The Rizen shloemoe

well I dont wanna cover anything our resident literary critic (ass) has
already covered.

The Rizen shloemoe

There are too human Monkeys! http://adicts.homestead.com/adx1_op_420x600.jpg THAT, my friend, is Monkey! Dang! :D before we enter a long(no doubt) conversation on semantics just tell me who that guy (or gal?) is...Im not up on a lot of stuff....he doesn't look like a monkey...and if his name doesn'...

The Rizen shloemoe

yeah judging by the sectacular responce....in aint happening,
seems more likely that rot 'n' maddie 'il' fly over my house in
a ballon.....better not pull any monkey business up there!!!!

The Rizen shloemoe

though they are homonids and some of them bear a striking
reseblance to us (humans) ...monkeys are not humans...they
might be people but they are not humans....

...are we clear on this?

The Rizen shloemoe

I haven't had a drink in 20 hours and im still drunk!....and hungover! What the hell were we even talking about....tiki drive-in yeah wouldn't that be fun....no obnocious long hair premodda rock starz getting in my face(concerts ya know)...i submit this item the stearing commitee for futher comsider...

The Rizen shloemoe

Doesn't it get HOT in Montclair?.....maybe end of sept, oct would be a good time?....well have to make a movie for rotter.

The Rizen shloemoe

Na Im a nice guy when I drink....played Dr. Phill for some people
last night but I dont think it worked

..it's fucking noon And
Im still hungover

...ima get a shower go for bike ride maybe that''l help

The Rizen shloemoe

lets call it night!!!!!

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then lets put this one together!

The Rizen shloemoe

takes special kinda man to walk about with out his balls...hats off to ya glen!

The Rizen shloemoe

hey! there's sumthin we can all do someday!...maybe the low budget good fer nuthins can come too" :D (me) why done we pick a date and Meet at the drive in! mission tiki drive-in 4407 State Street montclair, Ca 91763 http://www.missiontiki.com hawaiin shirts mandatory!!! lets do this!....whisey ...

The Rizen shloemoe

way to go bing bong yes the drivein... shloe... it was better without a date... just roaming from movie to movie joinin in on parties... cheers toyou... ya got a good head on ya wait! who's bing bong?...yeah more often than not it was just the boys. God the different kinds 'o' people you'd met at t...

The Rizen shloemoe

rotter wrote: ......I bet you was "the bitch"with the side slit dress

Hey I bet they feel sexy as hell to wear!!!!!!

The Rizen shloemoe

Hey Shloe.....got any stink-finga drive-in stories? :D use to double date with a guy who had a van, they were sisters...tall ...blonde...self esteem issuses in a side slit dress...maybe I could a beem more a gentleman.. a friend?....carpeted vans are not good! :twisted: .....You gotta tell me Shloe...

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We have the Mustang drive-in...its lame.....the cunt don't let you even bring in a bag of chips.....fucker :P Speakin' of Drive-Ins.....Hey Maddie.....rememeber back when we was goin' out and we was fuckin in the back seat of the Parisienne and Brad kept lookin over the front seat.....fuckin perv.....

The Rizen shloemoe

rotter wrote:Hey Shloe.....got any stink-finga drive-in stories?

use to double date with a guy who had a van, they were sisters...tall
...blonde...self esteem issuses in a side slit dress...maybe I could a beem more a gentleman.. a friend?....carpeted vans are not good!

The Rizen shloemoe

well thats what you call it when you are a smartass teen (but you have to giggle as you say it) i think it had 4 screens and one central snack bar... sooo cool i bet you liked it too L-o-v-e-d that place! with or with out a female date that was always something to do when ya didn't have enough $......

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ok ...what # am I thinking of?.....

Hi-way what?
yep! I bet you did have some good times there jr
at the old hi-way 69 drive in , at the old hi-way 39
drive in...you go girl!!!

The Rizen shloemoe

Back before I became a p-p-p-puss...there was the wilderness years! ...when the kid is on her own someday!....walk away when Shloemoe comes yer way!..Ima be an outlaw again!...qwho's drunk?...fuck you I aint drunk...im on...you talkin shit?...what do I care bout a contusion er a cuncosion...whats ht...

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rotter wrote:jr.....can you help shloe realize his fantasy and fuck him in the ass wif strap-on please...thank you

Jr's outa my league Rot...she's batting clean up in the HOT BABE league.

The Rizen shloemoe

matter of fact i am...learning to cook more low fat/carb meals...
but the 1000 calories 'o' whiskey everyday is the hardest to drop!
harder to believe I was almost skin n bones a few years back!

shit I think quitting dope is a bit overated? booze makes ya fat!

The Rizen shloemoe

hey I could put that fantasy to good use!

The Rizen shloemoe

make mine a platinum blonde asian with small pointy tits!

The Rizen shloemoe

Fantasize all you want rot....Im saving my ass for that special girl.

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Ah!....Labor Day...A day when Americans celebrate much watered down socialistic ideology....the end of summer...wasn't as hot as it could have been...Thank the gods!...Hot enough for my Northern European genes. A salute to the workers! http://www.billmon.org/archives/Labor%20Day.jpg (In Eric Cartman...

The Rizen shloemoe

...you find relavance in that?

The Rizen shloemoe

two turntables and a microphone!

The Rizen shloemoe

oh he was a fan of John Donne...love that stuff!....you do know he was gay
right Rot?...."not that there's anything wrong with that"...anywhat
cheerio!

The Rizen shloemoe

so now i gotta google..."johm wilmot"... and drunk too!

The Rizen shloemoe

(Shloe drunk and obnoctious throws his long manly locks out the way and and screems!)...OZZY Rules!!!!

The Rizen shloemoe

oh yeah cool avatar rot who is that Newton?...liebnez?

The Rizen shloemoe

...or worse yet I'l send ya to study contractions with Assholitis!!!

The Rizen shloemoe

that's a d- Rot man...education is way coolio!...dont make me send you
to josie for discipline!!!!!!

The Rizen shloemoe

Freud would say "sometimes a cigar is just a cigar" (unless yer a fag student of freud!)and "a swollen infected asshole is just a swollen infected asshole...and requires medical/psychiatric attention"!...I hope your man friends use prophylatics!

The Rizen shloemoe

Well I've held to the same notions(at least fer this purpose) of our famous American auther Mark Twain when he sed..."Never let schoolin stand in the way of a good education"...didn't care much fer grammar school ass!
...I dare say it looks as though it's had a detrimental effect on ya'll

The Rizen shloemoe

gyro-coligist...that's a spin Doctor rot!....that's pretty good...im stealing it!

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That's a funny one Rot!

The Rizen shloemoe

Ha-ha....your dumb!.....hahahahahaha! I love someone who insults my intelligence and yet cannot even differentiate between use of the word "your" and the compound word "you're." You keep proving me right with every post you make. now your a grammar teacher and you love me?...do ...

The Rizen shloemoe

yes... i confess...that a guy who choses swollen infected ass as his name
must be made fun of...it's an imperative.

The Rizen shloemoe

Why cant we have more like that...instead we got paris hilton...and all
those other gross hacks.

The Rizen shloemoe

Mk..guess I'll save that for another installment of "Shloemoe's Confesions"

...why would she marry gay men though....her daughter does too....
Rotter can I borrow your sequins?

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