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by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Aug 31, 2006 3:33 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: RED LIGHT CAMERAS SUCK!!!!!!!
Replies: 9
Views: 4779

Yeah all what he said there...and then get some groucho glasses...but dont wear em to court..... ...that's probably a LOT 'o' good advice Tom, but some judges dont like defendants in traffic court to be contencious...I did traffic school about 6 months ago and they said go ahead try all those things...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Aug 31, 2006 1:10 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: RED LIGHT CAMERAS SUCK!!!!!!!
Replies: 9
Views: 4779

Well they have a nice clear shot of me up & front. Dosent mean I'm guilty though. Tinted windows???Would that work? Santa Ana is a hole. The armpit of the world. Fuck that lame city & any others who have those damn shitty cameras. Tinted windows sufficient to mask your identity are a second...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Aug 31, 2006 12:08 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: RED LIGHT CAMERAS SUCK!!!!!!!
Replies: 9
Views: 4779

Wow!...does seem a bit much...since they can't find you guilty in court unless they can I.D. the Regestered owner in the photo...I wonder how lucritive selling Groucho Marx glasses would be? http://www.aum.edu/uploadedimages/groucho_glasses.png ...that and a baseball cap and you could flip off the c...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Aug 30, 2006 10:54 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Another Shloemoe confesion w/pic 'o' the day
Replies: 11
Views: 4619

Another Shloemoe confesion w/pic 'o' the day

PBS had another installment of it's American masters series tonight. Ever since I was a kid and I saw her in that movie ...oh what was it called?....I had a crush on this one. I bet some of you did too.... http://data1.blog.de/blog/b/biografien-news/img/JudyGarland.jpg Does that make me gay? ...yeah...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Aug 30, 2006 3:15 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: O.K Where is J.R?
Replies: 38
Views: 13584

so jr shows up (hi jr!) and now nobody else shows up..you people
are pissin me off!
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You wont like it when I'm pissed off
by The Rizen shloemoe
Tue Aug 29, 2006 4:56 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: O.K Where is J.R?
Replies: 38
Views: 13584

rotter wrote:Can I wear the sequined cape? 8)
god dammit no! sequined capes are for fags!(not that there's
anything wrong with that)...get the ones with the tassles...
spirited but not gay!....we're coming Jr!!!!!

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by The Rizen shloemoe
Tue Aug 29, 2006 3:21 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: O.K Where is J.R?
Replies: 38
Views: 13584

While it seems so easy to blame Jonsey for the disapearence of J.R I feel that it is not entirely his fault. The letter "A" has formed from tea leaves in my cup. Does the letter "A" mean anything to anybody? Abalone!...Jr hates Abalone?...no wait...Jr loves Abalone... no that do...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Tue Aug 29, 2006 2:42 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: O.K Where is J.R?
Replies: 38
Views: 13584

well we wuz "Jonsey bashing" too aside from all the talk I dont think he
can handle "all o' dat"....big phoney!...poo poo pants
by The Rizen shloemoe
Tue Aug 29, 2006 2:34 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: O.K Where is J.R?
Replies: 38
Views: 13584

na!...I loved it...it was in "real time too"...the box came on and everybody
posted and hit refresh.....god I did laugh....pieandpeas, ac, jewell...it was so easy to get them spitting fire!!!!....oh and nevemindthebollocks...
fun...fun...fun!!!!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Tue Aug 29, 2006 2:19 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: O.K Where is J.R?
Replies: 38
Views: 13584

oh DUDE c'mon...making fun of the jonsey disciples was the most fun of it all!.....it's all your fault anyways Rotter :twisted:
by The Rizen shloemoe
Tue Aug 29, 2006 2:06 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: oK ..now this is just plan too crazy!!!(pic)
Replies: 4
Views: 2513

ah nintendo...what a simplar time.
by The Rizen shloemoe
Tue Aug 29, 2006 12:36 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: O.K Where is J.R?
Replies: 38
Views: 13584

Jr's ascared 'o' hurricanes...I'da never thunkit.
by The Rizen shloemoe
Tue Aug 29, 2006 12:26 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: O.K Where is J.R?
Replies: 38
Views: 13584

...Ah!....ya know over time she posted less and less here...I blame
myspace!...I get burned out here too...I've always tried to create
dialog to keep it going but with less people showing up all the time
it gets hard....I wish the assholes at indy hadn't shut down the blog!
:( :(
by The Rizen shloemoe
Tue Aug 29, 2006 11:55 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: O.K Where is J.R?
Replies: 38
Views: 13584

rotter wrote:I'll bring the seals! :lol: .....and a few penquins to practice on :lol:
Fucking penguins is MURDER!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Tue Aug 29, 2006 11:54 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: The Kid...aka Himself....
Replies: 37
Views: 12126

I'll pass big mac daddy...I was looking at pics from google for
genital herpes and ass problems(for assholitis of course) and
am glad I've been celibate!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Tue Aug 29, 2006 11:48 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: O.K Where is J.R?
Replies: 38
Views: 13584

But I did not shoot no deputy!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Tue Aug 29, 2006 11:47 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: The Kid...aka Himself....
Replies: 37
Views: 12126

Hey he's cleared the tower and go for throttle up!!!!....think he
could loan a fellow American whose down on his luck a 20? :D

...hey I been lookin for work...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Tue Aug 29, 2006 10:42 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: The Kid...aka Himself....
Replies: 37
Views: 12126

Yeah congrates to you gidge for getting one off the launch pad.
18 is just an arbitrary legal deffinition though...you may get to
enjoy the "wonder years a bit longer"....speaking only for meself
outerspace is over-rated!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Tue Aug 29, 2006 4:11 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Ashley Macdonald...update...11-1-06...11-21-06 again
Replies: 34
Views: 11182

Ashley Macdonald...update...11-1-06...11-21-06 again

From an OC Register editorial: On Friday, a 19-year-old Huntington Beach woman, Ashley MacDonald, was shot to death by two police officers after she brandished a buck-style knife. According to news reports, Ms. MacDonald lunged at her mother and cut her on the wrist, then wandered into a park. A pas...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Mon Aug 28, 2006 11:24 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: oK ..now this is just plan too crazy!!!(pic)
Replies: 4
Views: 2513

oK ..now this is just plan too crazy!!!(pic)

With everything that plaques our society how wise is it to
teach cats to use firearms...I'm appalled!!!

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by The Rizen shloemoe
Mon Aug 28, 2006 4:19 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: O.K Where is J.R?
Replies: 38
Views: 13584

Missing:
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Goes by
the name
"sexy thang"
somtimes Jr
by The Rizen shloemoe
Mon Aug 28, 2006 2:26 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Fredericks pic 'o' the day
Replies: 20
Views: 7468

I knew a dwarf once...he was a white guy who rode with the crips. he got 5 years for doing a "drive-by" when he fell out of the trunk. Weirdest sight to see though, they be tossing him up in the air and catching him...laughing, joking around...ya dont see that everyday. aparrently unless y...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Mon Aug 28, 2006 2:19 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Fredericks pic 'o' the day
Replies: 20
Views: 7468

Na...those guys have looks of sinister intent...I'll pass on "kickin it with
Mr. rotters homies" today bro.
by The Rizen shloemoe
Mon Aug 28, 2006 2:08 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Hallalulah!!!! he is rizen!!!!
Replies: 8
Views: 4184

I stand silent and muted before your bright and clever wit sir Rot....
You've sure shown me....You and assholitis are too great for me...


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
by The Rizen shloemoe
Mon Aug 28, 2006 2:00 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Fredericks pic 'o' the day
Replies: 20
Views: 7468

ok then tell me how many pops in and out of your poop hole does it take
to get to the candy center?

HHHmmmm wise guy?
by The Rizen shloemoe
Mon Aug 28, 2006 1:56 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Hallalulah!!!! he is rizen!!!!
Replies: 8
Views: 4184

"what we got here is....failure to communicate...I dont like it anymore
than you men....well he wants it....he gets it."
by The Rizen shloemoe
Mon Aug 28, 2006 1:52 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Fredericks pic 'o' the day
Replies: 20
Views: 7468

c'mon rot dont be mad cause your an uncultured ignoramus...
learning is fun!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Mon Aug 28, 2006 1:35 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Fredericks pic 'o' the day
Replies: 20
Views: 7468

They always die on their knees...never could understand that. :? Fear of death probably... then there is the urge towards love,pushed to its limit,is an urge toward death....anyway...why be afraid of death?On your feet boys...you're gonna die anyway. Interestingly Mr. Rotter the central figure is s...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Mon Aug 28, 2006 9:50 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Hallalulah!!!! he is rizen!!!!
Replies: 8
Views: 4184

Hallalulah!!!! he is rizen!!!!

He who once was great,
and then was no more.
Is once again,
and greater than before!!!!!