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chriswasanon

What's that Tom pic hasn't shown up for me?

Is it hotter than hawt in the US. Cos I mean it was hot here too and broke records for hot, small modest ones compared with Death Valley hot but it was still hawt!

Cheerio.

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Now look here Sh you cannot choose Napoleon as an avatar and not know that this was his nickname and it derived from his surname "Bonaparte" well mebbe you can... but for your further edification I offer the following useless pieces of information taken from this place. http://www.contempl...

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Just for you Rottski I might hunt you down in the wilds of Canada and when I do find you eventually belabour you in a pathetic ineffectual half-hearted way with a moose's pizzle. Then yow can get the beers in. Recommend a good Canuck brew! Sound cool? Ah........... Will a stag's lad do instead? Best...

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"The success of a species usually is dependant on it's ability to migrate to new geographies.....one day we may have to leave.... it's a bit down the road, but that doesn't mean a look at the map is ill advised....History has shown that you never can tell where inovation may come from...You may...

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Did Boney really say that Shloe, wow!

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Well I thought and it was a long thought...took about a 2 hours of my life sort of thought and then I wrote and then I thought... "I can't be arsed to login to yahoo yet equally it is unfair to give Jack the scoop on my thoughts...hmmm hasn't somebody out of the huge amounts that responded to t...

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Whilst I would vote for you purely for reasons of amicability O Shloe - I do not think for one minute I should encourage you to seek ANY sort of high office. It will inevitability corrupt. Power corrupts Absolute power corrupts absolutely. I love my meaningless slogans! Cheerio PS. Good luck with th...

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23728 answers!

I can't read all that.

Great question though.

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and there are so many to read.

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Yer and once I've feenished this mad book on this guy who pretends to be a poet his Celtic credentials are sound being from Isle of Man - as he explores and reports on the current situation as regards, Celts, interlace, beer, Guinness, crofts, mist, boats, kilts, tartan, music, folk song, poetry, st...

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The Horror, the horror! Heart of Darkness. Apocalypse now was loosely based on that book by Joseph Conrad: While still on the river, Kurtz dies saying, “The horror, the horror.” http://www.cyberpat.com/essays/coppola.html More there. Whew there's a few odd bods in town today from the sealed knot Eng...

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Reckon pb will delete this one? Get it while you can! <a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d82/chriswas/bepolite.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting"></a> CwA

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Search me! Perhaps he is collecting butterflies in the Algarve or wrestling with a wild Turkey! Why at this moment he may already be descending upon you Rottski. He's probably hitched North up the West Coast into Canada. What do other readers think? Best suggestion wins a bottle of pure Scottish rai...

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Oh the Gnome - sorry Glen yes Nigel Planer would be excellent on the Gnome song - sorry can't help you there with the Concept album but will ask hereabouts and if I hear anything expect telepathic comms through the unusual channels. I do remember seeing it in vinyl in the shops now - vaguely.... Che...

chriswasanon

Ah so Tom steps into the breach, the void left by Shloe!

Nice one!

CwA

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Beware! The Teletubbies theme song with an upbeat techno feel to it was a top ten hit in the UK in about 1997 which is how long those strange creatures have been going. They used to drive me nuts but I have to agree July, in a sleep deprived state it is very passible television. Tubby toast anyone? ...

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He'll turn up again - I hope.

I miss, "Shloemoe's pic of the day."

Any joy with that poster saga yet Rotter?

CwA

chriswasanon

I was in an obscure and little known restaurant outside Whithorn (SW. Scotland) last night and in the dining room there were some barometers but mostly clocks hanging on the wall with some lovely wooden cased grandfathers with brass inlayed faces. It reminded me of Pink Floyd and in particular the l...

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July Cleaver wrote:Nope, noo noo is the vaccuum cleaner looking thing...

yer yer I knew that, "naughty noo noo."

It was an unsucessful play on words.

chriswasanon

Poor Teletubby!

Which one is in the crusher?

Laa Laa, Tinky Winky, Po, or Dipsy?

noo noo was a none of the above

chriswasanon

May I step in here being the Brit on the board? I wouldn't take much notice of that poll. Who wants to be a top nation anyway? Is this poll suggesting some kind of a comparison between the US and Britain - it is on a sticky wicket (cricketing term). Yes you have more violent crime. Yes you do have a...

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Attention:

Former Colonial members of this sceptered Isle.

As the newly self-elected British representative of HM. No Government on Jack's Shack may I just take this opportunity to wish you all a splendid fourth of July!

Chris was not Paul Revere.

chriswasanon

Yeah I remember Masturbation is a sin and you can still can't spell it Gidge.

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Dear Shloemoe - thanks for the addition so here's, the hard stuff from the Bladnoch 15 years old, quite sweet but not a bad little tipple from Scotland's Southernmost distillery. Smoke? Cheesy wotsit? Btw I amn't planning on a mass extinction just yet. Your post did however contain a certain worriso...

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Nice poem Rottski - wasn't it Shackers?

Thank you.

Chriswas

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Chester Cheetos are Cheesy Wotsits.

chriswasanon

Excellent piece of research there Sholemoe. Never even heard of that file extension.

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I settled for the "Gorilla of 3b,"

Nigel Molesworth.

Cos my skool was like St. Custards.

chriswasanon

Wot abaht

"Cool edit?" Ah it's called Adobe Audition now. I don't know if it will Tom and it's probably el molto xpenso but that's my 5 pence worth. You'd be better off asking that question on a dedicated board or newsgroup I guess.

chriswasanon

Yeah but it's genetically modified man it's not like

"we plant the seed, nature grows the seed and we eat the seed..."

It's bad science. Probably

I dunno gm is very unpopular in the UK.

chriswasanon

Who are these cats?

I want Topcat now!

Forget officer Dibble

chriswasanon

Thanks Glenn and Gooch - Well Glenn as a torn ex patriot Englander in Schottland yes I am. I will be there on Saturday on that roller coaster of: "oooh and noooo and what and that was never offside and are you blind ref and oh God this is it and yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss! or noooooooo...

chriswasanon

Do not make gravy lakes in your mashed potato! Know what? I'm a year older than I was right - I'm 44 now right but do I feel any different right - nope. It's a smashing sort of night here - you know - deep blue skies right and stars you know hmmm makes me feel like requesting some tender Rotter poet...

chriswasanon

Give him his pudding if he eats his meat - why am I getting involved in this?

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He's answered 2 of my messages so "never" is a little strong but yes he isn't the best respondent...

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Wot about Bryan Addddddddams John? Is he all that stuff about pig licking arse twat spunk blowing cobblers too? Is he even a Canuck?

Just curious...

Test driving my new avatar

Submit? - Yes "Submit" Jack - you win by 2 falls and a Submission and a boston crabstick fosbury flop.

chriswasanon

Looks like I'm moving to Canada!!!!!

chriswasanon

Did you think it might be a driver problem Shloe? I have some humorous Windows error codes somewhere. And then there is always one of my fave shockwave flash demos the unreleased Uber Operating System "Windows RG." It makes me laugh everytime in a worryingly hysterical manner. http://www.d...

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You will be delurked.

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Blancmange JR yes I got it I recognised the lyrics couldnt put a name to the band. Thanks for the great party guys and gals it was blancmangastic. Anytime you are at one of ma parties. Tell us a story sing us a song show us yer erse or oot yer gang. (Gang is the old English word for go - hence gangw...

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Thanks guys and gals for your birthday wishes. Nice to see the blancmange Gidge!

July I loved those serried ranks of bums - male female who cares and Rotter liked them too.

I don't caaaaaaaaaaaaaaare Shloe. Some dangle, some don't - that's all.

Thanks again.

Cheerybyski.

Chriswas

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That sounds like an excellent idea. Lets all put on Bollocks really loud and wear our punk gear and eat loads of jelly (gello) and ice cream and blancmange from one of those old bunny moulds. Then lets drink cheap Belgian lager and laugh insensibly at straight normal people before falling incoherent...

chriswasanon

Sorry

"s and Pussies agai've not heard willies being called "John Doe".

I was thinking of those lists on the Internet that give you all the different names that people call their genitals and then some one came into the shop and I had to spring into Nation of shopkeepers mode.

chriswasanon

"A ingenuous blotch will help your minor john-doe because a real
JOHNDOE making your lover yell from a pleasure."

Think I should reply? Enclosing grammatical cor erections perhaps?

Is and Pussies agai've not heard willies being called "John Doe".

Mebbe not

CwA

chriswasanon

Aww Rottski you are back. Shloemoe is a romantic at heart you know that.

chriswasanon

Wow innundated with replies there.

Thanks Shloe that does seem like a good one. I've just got to get it together to change it now.

CwA

chriswasanon

Someone suggest a new avatar for me!

All suggestions insulting or otherwise wil be considered.

chriswasanon

Thats a very nice post O Shloe.

chriswasanon

This can't be happening!

For Gidge, JR. Shloemoe ya ole cowpoke, Gooch and all the other Rotter fans.

Press eject and start again Rotter. Good luck - see you around in some form or forum or other.

CwA

chriswasanon

Shloemoe reminds me of Nurse Ratchet in:

one flew East one Flew West one Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest.

chriswasanon

Lets have a "useful chat" forum. No? Oh well - Jesus it is raining stair rods out there and with a nasty wind too. That's enough posting. Hey Shloe do you think there is any sort of relation between say Klimt's works and those of Egon Schiele? I await your reply with something approximatin...

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Definitely along with the Kiss by Klimt this is his masterpiece.

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http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a255/gidgetgoestohell/dog_found.jpg http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a255/gidgetgoestohell/beagleraccoon.jpg http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a255/gidgetgoestohell/beagleNY.jpg http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a255/gidgetgoestohell/spybeagle.jpg http://i13.photo...

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It was a good show - Tina transcribed the best bits of 666 and put 'em on the blog. But Slowmo - good that innit? No...they loudly replied. Which country's Mulberry harbour fell apart because they had built it too hastily and where were the harbours built? Sorry 2 be SO behind the zeitgeist what wit...

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Hmmm...this story is starting to sound familiar.... ...Then it's just me against the whale....(silly huh?) :D Shloemoe: http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j76/shloemoe/ahab.jpg Jonsey http://www.salariya.com/web_books/whaling/homecoming/images/moby_main.jpg ...Nonetheless!... The whale be damned!!! ...

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Oh come now Shloe "cwa," didn't like me" - no I bloody well didn't s'true and no word of a lie but the people that we once did not like are now our firm friends and vice versa it seems. An' ever was it thus. Looking forward to more of your gimping! I was hoping that Steve would have p...

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Fact is I wanted to be 100% loser, I answered all the right questions to be a nerd-u-like but still answered something to possess 1% of coolness

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Party!

Many happy returns!

Cwa

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<a href="http://www.nerdtests.com/ft_loser.php?im"> <img src="http://www.nerdtests.com/images/ft/lsr.php?val=3760" alt="I am 99% loser. What about you? Click here to find out!"> </a> 42! Sod being cool, I was never very good at it anyway. What to think...what to fancy.....

chriswasanon

Being for the benefit of I remember listening to Sgt. Pepper with a head full of mushrooms and passing out, Hendrix "Are you Experienced" was better. I don't know where the thread is now but I watched Cox's film, "Sid 'n' Nancy" again and what struck me apart from all the King Mo...

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Rotski if I ever compared your words to Vogon poetry I retract any statement I may have made, they ain't I was WRONG. Oh freddled gruntbuggly, Thy micturations are to me As plurdled gabbleblotchits On a lurgid bee. Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes And hooptiously drangle me with crin...

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Oh no....not DER DER DER DUHHHHHHHH

babelfish (gasp).

The only babelfish I would trust is the one that was put in Arthur Dent's ear.

I think that the spam poetry though is better than Vogon poetry.

chriswasanon

All this talk of drinking I want a cerveza or 6. Actually I want to go back to Spain again..

Cheers Shackers.

Chriswas

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I agree with everything in this thread apart from Pink being cool and resembling early Clash

I wish Rotter had a tape of his "Stage of Rage." Do you have any pics of this performance Rotski?

chriswasanon

Excuse me my Spanish is crap ChISpa but hola amigo.

Alright Shloe so I need not call your super genius self Dr. Shloe.

That would be fun -

Not feeling a little jaggy again, I hope.

chriswasanon

I think I'll have to ask Shloemoe to explain it to me.

chriswasanon

This is getting a bit like a cryptic crossword Gidget

And no help there either and that was the very BEST of the links after Googling

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... sterbation

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Is that similiar to "mistressbation?"

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How about some spam poetry then? star ghost half-minute cavi-relievi wont-believer silver-producing fore-set beds splay-toed turret gun double-ripper gravity railroad tone painting twice-rendered sand fluke ale drinker durfa grass cedar moss drain well osier-woven radiator core toad-legged solid-set...

chriswasanon

RobertKP wrote:
gidgetgoestohell wrote:MASTERBATION
IS
A
SIN!!!!!!!!!!!
And your point is.....????

Gidge cannot spell masturbation?

chriswasanon

There is a tip to wearing a kilt, do not mince, let the kilt sway from side to side as you swagger along, apparently - so I was informed by a former Captain in the Seaforth Highlanders regiment. "Yes Sah!" Yeah it's fun to wear a kilt now and again. Haven't worn one in years now. Last time...

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Well so do I Rottski. Every single track.

God Save Sex Pistols!

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yeah Streets of SF liked that one, how about Banacek?

Sorry to hear that Shloemoe not much like Basil Fawlty. I like v. much

Which Blackadder was fave?

Blackadder goes over the top was mine. The 1st WW one.

chriswasanon

What about Black Adder? It's usually Python but then there is Fawlty towers too. ITV got rid of Benny - sexist they said and slapheads everywhere breathed a sigh of relief. We used to get a lot of old cop shows, Kojak, Columbo, Ironside, Starsky, Dukes of Hazzard - how did that one get in there? The...

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Yes what is it about "never mind the bollocks" and see that previous thread, that guy doesn't seem to mind his - perhaps he's listening to "hanging around?" But I never tire of that nmtb. Picks. 1. No feelings 2. Problems 3. Sub-mission - great bath-time music. 4. That's enough l...

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They used to say "Sweet"

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Hello Rotter!

Re: a swift kick to the bollocks

She should be careful - she might break a nail there.

I dunno Shloe I thought they said APB on Starsky and Hutch too but I just can't remember now.

chriswasanon

Last time I posted birthday wishes I was told I was three months too late or something - well maybe I'm just a day late.

Happy Birthday Glenn!

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gidgetgoestohell wrote:You'd think that if something would lure him out of the woodwork....that would....

True, true but he is somewhat scarce at the moment, not on cwa, not on the ole myspace, not here.

Shall we send out a friendly APB on him? an old phrase from old US cop shows - do they still say that...

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The guy obviously likes it though doesn't he

yeah where is Rotter I want his valuable opinion on that guy

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I didn't post that one Shloemoe, there are 2 of us on the blog you know...

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Glad Shloe's better!

chriswasanon

Why can't people use recycled tissue, obviously this is not tissue that has been through the average sewer system and reclaimed but stuff made from recycled paper pulp. Is it because our bits must needs be pampered that we cannot bear anything less nowadays? Well I use the recyc and I'll tell you it...

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1 thing puzzling me Shloemoe. There are probably more but my brain is going to sleep now.

1. What is an action nancy ring.

Rotter need not answer!

Have you planted your beans yet...presumably these beans are not of the baked variety?

It must have been a wrench to sell the cow...

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Ok Shloe and I was just getting into the role of auctioneer master - yes thats fair enough - so I puts down me gavel and goes back to checking me emails

chriswasanon

I have 1 loonie from the gentleman over there with the rubber face do I hear 2 loonies, 2 loonies anyone?

chriswasanon

Well if this was a real auction we'd be able to see lot no. 1. before we made any bids on it...

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Does the winner pay a buyer's premium?

chriswasanon

That was my 100th post - a milestone has been passed!

chriswasanon

You get your money's worth here!

LOL

I knew a girl who lived in a squat called "Mouldy Piss flaps." People can be so unkind to one another.

chriswasanon

Does Impeaching work? Wish we could impeach Tone. Ah Shloemoe my friend - you may believe the grass is greener on the other side but is it? Our Gas prices are at least 2x yours I think and we like Canada have it doled out in litres. £1.09 per lite currently Rotter may be able to help with conversion...

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What was that film? "Desperately seeking a name?" That's when all the fuss started wasn't it? I liked Weird Al's "Like a surgeon" though - fun fun fun." I thought that "no good skanky ho" - is that the way to put it? er she lived in this dear and septic isle in Buc...

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You know we Brits use a lot of irony apparently. I think like everything the truth is somewhere in the middle. It is also true that our accents and vocabulary stamp our identity like a brand. Our town centres have it is true become "identikit retail parks" which is a shame. But apart from ...

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You weren't taking the piss were you?

Ah well.....

chriswasanon

I'll assume that you aren't just taking the piss and answer. If beans of the baked variety was all there was in the house for brekkie I'm sure I would eat beans. They are great on toast. Beans beans are good for your heart, the more you eat the more you fart etc. Well you might get them in a greasy ...

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I had never thought to compare it with Amsterdam. I have never been to either, I had an afternoon in a Maastricht coffeeshop once in South Holland. Shmoked shome nice skonk weed and then got the train back to Aachen in Germany. It were great. Shloe. Good Queen Bess Elizabeth I reigned in Ingerland w...

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I forgot what I was going to write.

Yes that was it

Mebbe get a cheap break to Amsterdam and visit a coffee shop or twenty.

chriswasanon

The alternative to that was to post a long lyrical thing on how wonderful hashish used to be etc when I was young...

I could send you a picture instead...

And we could pretend that we were reading "High TImes."

Instead of....

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She got about 20,000 birthday cards.

Sorry Shloe I don't send illegal items in the mail.

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