Shloe....put that away....You'll shoot yourself in the eye!!
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Shloe....put that away....You'll shoot yourself in the eye!!
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yeah I couldn't come up with nuthin either...2 days 'o' silence
then this?...oh well...can only get better from here!
let the clairon(er however you spell it) of comedy go out across
the realm and call the faithful to the alter of hork!
....least I got another pic for me collection!
then this?...oh well...can only get better from here!
let the clairon(er however you spell it) of comedy go out across
the realm and call the faithful to the alter of hork!
....least I got another pic for me collection!
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So what's little?....looks like his shirt is a good SIX or SEVEN inches
away from his body....dont make rehash my penis size thing again.
The midget's wank is porportionately like 2 feet long....they say size
does matter though....you ladies down for a TWO FOOT WANK
....cool name for a band huh?
away from his body....dont make rehash my penis size thing again.
The midget's wank is porportionately like 2 feet long....they say size
does matter though....you ladies down for a TWO FOOT WANK
....cool name for a band huh?
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how nice that gidge ribbed somebody else for a change!!!!Remember
(shloemoe assumes that everyone else has a memory like his)the
chick I talked about with the historectomy?......how can I convert this
into comedy?(she spys on me with vindictiveness in her mind)....
cirque de soleil!(which is funny!)...we are talking a foot 'n' a half
in the center ring!(not me a "smoke detector"...I'm gonna pay for that somehow....but yet I hit the submit button......HI!!!!!...oh ignore if you will...my drunken ass deserves it!
(shloemoe assumes that everyone else has a memory like his)the
chick I talked about with the historectomy?......how can I convert this
into comedy?(she spys on me with vindictiveness in her mind)....
cirque de soleil!(which is funny!)...we are talking a foot 'n' a half
in the center ring!(not me a "smoke detector"...I'm gonna pay for that somehow....but yet I hit the submit button......HI!!!!!...oh ignore if you will...my drunken ass deserves it!
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Being for the benefit of
I remember listening to Sgt. Pepper with a head full of mushrooms and passing out, Hendrix "Are you Experienced" was better.
I don't know where the thread is now but I watched Cox's film, "Sid 'n' Nancy" again and what struck me apart from all the King Mob repro Seditionaires stuff was that all the extras had big 80's style hair. At the time I didn't think anything of it but now it seems noticeable. I think Cox should not have pussied out with the romantic ending either. It was a squalid end to the former "bassist" of the Sex Pistols.
Sid quote:
"I hate films, its pretence, it's lies, it's shit. Like if you filmed a day in the life of me for instance...that is the most boring thing on earth. It makes me sick to think to think that people will act out parts and, you know, like make it all seem larger than life, just so that some crud out there can get off on some fantasy: that life is wonderful and one day..."
Alex Cox and Abbe Wool. "Love kills, Sid and Nancy." Faber and Faber 1986.
The film was shot in 11 weeks and by the end of which they had 3 hours 50 minutes of footage which was reduced to less than two.
I remember listening to Sgt. Pepper with a head full of mushrooms and passing out, Hendrix "Are you Experienced" was better.
I don't know where the thread is now but I watched Cox's film, "Sid 'n' Nancy" again and what struck me apart from all the King Mob repro Seditionaires stuff was that all the extras had big 80's style hair. At the time I didn't think anything of it but now it seems noticeable. I think Cox should not have pussied out with the romantic ending either. It was a squalid end to the former "bassist" of the Sex Pistols.
Sid quote:
"I hate films, its pretence, it's lies, it's shit. Like if you filmed a day in the life of me for instance...that is the most boring thing on earth. It makes me sick to think to think that people will act out parts and, you know, like make it all seem larger than life, just so that some crud out there can get off on some fantasy: that life is wonderful and one day..."
Alex Cox and Abbe Wool. "Love kills, Sid and Nancy." Faber and Faber 1986.
The film was shot in 11 weeks and by the end of which they had 3 hours 50 minutes of footage which was reduced to less than two.
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(Hidden on the catwalk above the lights,shloemoe dressed in leotard
and too-too, cuts a fraying rope for the trapeze and mutters...)"Im always being upstaged by that %$#@!.... I'll fix her this time!!!!MUUAAAHHAAA!"
dont worry jackers there's always a saftey net for the humurous!
..besides how often do I get a legitmate chance to wear tards...
and too-too, cuts a fraying rope for the trapeze and mutters...)"Im always being upstaged by that %$#@!.... I'll fix her this time!!!!MUUAAAHHAAA!"
dont worry jackers there's always a saftey net for the humurous!
..besides how often do I get a legitmate chance to wear tards...
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amongst other things... VAN? i heard it was a compact sedanrotter wrote:lemme guess?My parking spot for the van?jr wrote:you should see what else is sequined.
hahah
that bedazzler sure comes in handy...
i could bedazzle you shloe... then we can work as a tandem tightrope team.....
12 bellz... YOU DO UNDERSTAND??!!
You already do plenty of bedazzling my little duck(though your posts
lately have been a little lackluster) ...I know...THE VAN?
Tandem?...Shloemoe Ze Great shares zee spotlight wheez no one
....The van?......
lately have been a little lackluster) ...I know...THE VAN?
Tandem?...Shloemoe Ze Great shares zee spotlight wheez no one
....The van?......
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jr wrote:amongst other things... VAN? i heard it was a compact sedanrotter wrote:lemme guess?My parking spot for the van?jr wrote:you should see what else is sequined.
hahah
that bedazzler sure comes in handy...
i could bedazzle you shloe... then we can work as a tandem tightrope team.....
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fuck jr...did you forget that on zee ol blog that you says i could park my van in your crotch or what?you probably also forgot that i suggested your boyfriend put ya in the corner and turn ya upside down and fill your crotch full of dirt and use ya as a planter.....ohhhhhh...how we forget I wuz just fuckin about btw...you know that I think your crotch deserves rose petals and licks
OK Sir Rot ladies and gentlemen.....let's give it up!!!!
(Queen Victoria's birthday ya know.....Methinks Rot needs to work
less so he can practice drinking....Shloemoe's opinion)
K here's some more, Paul Anka.....Total Bore or not a bore?
Half way through the rebroadcast.....OMFG!!! we're taking calls.
(Queen Victoria's birthday ya know.....Methinks Rot needs to work
less so he can practice drinking....Shloemoe's opinion)
K here's some more, Paul Anka.....Total Bore or not a bore?
Half way through the rebroadcast.....OMFG!!! we're taking calls.
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a pistol....what the fuck?....shut that mealy mouthed poofter up!
a pistol....what the fuck?....shut that mealy mouthed poofter up!
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i didnt forget anything... i was referring to SIZE when i said compact sedan.. im not sure about VAN.... that would be most impressive.rotter wrote:fuck jr...did you forget that on zee ol blog that you says i could park my van in your crotch or what?you probably also forgot that i suggested your boyfriend put ya in the corner and turn ya upside down and fill your crotch full of dirt and use ya as a planter.....ohhhhhh...how we forget I wuz just fuckin about btw...you know that I think your crotch deserves rose petals and licks
hahah yeha i remember the potted plant thing too... i dont take offense.
not sure about rose petals either... too thorny and i would end up with hay fever and sneezing. besides roses smell like old ladies.
rotter you are the best.
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.....ok,ok...its a compact sedan dammit...but it drives 100 mph and handles like its on rails and its attracted to Volvos...and whats wrong wif roses;nothing wrong wif feeling thorny once in a bit!jr wrote:i didnt forget anything... i was referring to SIZE when i said compact sedan.. im not sure about VAN.... that would be most impressive.rotter wrote:fuck jr...did you forget that on zee ol blog that you says i could park my van in your crotch or what?you probably also forgot that i suggested your boyfriend put ya in the corner and turn ya upside down and fill your crotch full of dirt and use ya as a planter.....ohhhhhh...how we forget I wuz just fuckin about btw...you know that I think your crotch deserves rose petals and licks
hahah yeha i remember the potted plant thing too... i dont take offense.
not sure about rose petals either... too thorny and i would end up with hay fever and sneezing. besides roses smell like old ladies.
rotter you are the best.
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Lookie what I found us, JR!!
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OOH! Sparkely!
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OOH! Sparkely!
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shloemoe wrote:Hey ...what's not to love baby?
now that I got a photobucket account I'll probably never need it.
I am sure you'll have your bucket filled in no time, schoemoe!
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Oh shit...my bad...sparkLing...DUH! LOL
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