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Hahaha....sick! :shock: ,but funny....more likely though by then girls already know all the secrets to lifes little mysterys than boys...
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No, no they don't and they aren't supposed to either! Girls find out about that around the same time as boys in a normal environment.
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cant wait for the "whats a blow job" talk...

woohoo

can i borrow this gif?
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My daughter (age 12) was involved in an incident involving a boy (nothing major) and in discussing it I mentioned that oral sex is apparently very popular with middle schoolers and she should be very careful, that she would probably be pressured to do that at some point....

she didn't know what oral sex was (and here I thought middle schoolers knew "everything")

so I told her, very delicately...........


and she said, "That's so gross, Mom! I'll NEVER do that!!"


yeah, right, don't I wish! :roll:
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You may borrow away as I borrowed it myself.

I wish the same thing LA! But alas, they all grow up and realize how fun it is....need I say more??
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DIsPervertNurse wrote:You may borrow away as I borrowed it myself.

I wish the same thing LA! But alas, they all grow up and realize how fun it is....need I say more??
it's fun? :shock:



hmmmmmmmm

I need to check into that
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Um...I think she means sex in general?
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Sure it is! Well...if the act is reciprocated that is!
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its good
:D

(in fear of sounding like the one who isnt here who incessantly speaks of giving head to well known people..i will stop now)
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LMAO....well I haven't done that but I enjoy what I can when I can, but again...only with my one and only true love....my hubby.
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Or strange men that she picks up...don't forget that JR....~eye roll~ I suppose that it is her version of the hand shake.....
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how else would she get the male species to engage...in anything oral with her? hello nice to meet you..blow job??

any port in a storm..
ahahahha

:wink:
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Ok...I just threw up in my mouth a little....
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here she is....
ready to greet all comers... so to speak
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...too bad she's not wearing the french maid outfit......
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I just horked my diet coke... ouch!
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and there she is AGAIN!!!!
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you just never know what washes up on shore these days!

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Ah you've met my last girlfriend...what a slut!!!
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~wonders why this looks vaguley familiar~



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where does a platypuss learn a word like hodgepodge?
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Post by gidgetgoestohell »

easy....in the DICKstionary.....
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LMFAO....well DUH!
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gidgetgoestohell wrote:~wonders why this looks vaguley familiar~



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Its Miche! :D
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Oh noooo...you siad the name....oh no oh no oh no!!!!
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DIsPervertNurse wrote:you just never know what washes up on shore these days!

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Fuckkk...some people will go to any length for a fuckins!AAAahahahaaaaaaaaa :lol:
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You would rotter...admit it...you would!
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Post by rotter »

no I wouldn't...I'm a one pie guy :wink:
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lol...only pie huh?? well then, i think i can work with that
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