Vince Vaughn On: Goals (Dodgeball)
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Vince Vaughn On: Goals (Dodgeball)
“I found that if you have a goal, that you might not reach it. But if you don’t have one, then you are never disappointed. And I gotta tell ya… it feels phenomenal.”
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~"Let there be no conflict in America, if you bother me, I whup yo' ass."~Charles Barkley
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I BET SHE IS TOOmidgetthemidget wrote:Big whoop. She's merely average looking, and happens to be an actress. I'd bet five bucks gidget is more fun to hang out with than Jennifer Anniston.gidgetgoestohell wrote:Yeahbut....he's doing Jennifer Aniston!!!!
and only slightly less neurotic...
JK gidge!!!!!
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There was a really funny skit show on Fox in 1992 called The Edge. Didn't last long but a few of the epidoes were great. Starred Jennifer Aniston, Julie Brown(Homecoming Queen's Got A Gun), Wayne Knight & Tom Kenny (now the voice of Spongebob) And animation from Bill Plympton. One skit had Jennifer & Julie as 2 groupies/wannabe models forever whining "I love Slash - Well, I love Axel! I know, doesn't sound funny but it was, especially when they practiced their "acting" - A dingo's got my baby - No, a dingo's got my baby!
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I think I remember that show! http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0103407/ I liked Julie Brown! She was funny! But she appears to be sometimes that annoying kind of funny like Gilbert Godfrey!
And if you've never seen it with your own eyes, it just don't make sense!- Josie
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lol....i liked that song...i thought it was funny!
And if you've never seen it with your own eyes, it just don't make sense!- Josie
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Hooooo - It was homecoming night at my high school
Hooooo - Everyone was there, it was totally cool
Hooooo - I was real excited, I almost wet my jeans
Hooooo - 'Cause my best friend Debbie was homecoming queen
She looked so pretty in pink chiffon, chiffon
Riding the float with her tiara on, tiara on
Holding this humongous bouquet in her hand, bouquet
She looked straight out of Disneyland
You know, like the Cinderella ride, I mean definitely an E ticket, E
ticket
The crowd was cheering, everyone was stoked, was stoked
I mean it was like the whole school was totally coked or something
The band was playing Evergreen
And all of a sudden somebody screamed
Look out! The homecoming queen's got a gun!
{Refrain}
Everybody run, the homecoming queen's got a gun
Everybody run, the homecoming queen has got a gun
Debbie's smiling and waving her gun
Picking off cheerleaders one by one
Oh Buffie's pompom just blew to bits
Oh no, Mitzie's head just did the splits
God, my best friend's on a shooting spree
Stop it, Debbie, you're embarrassing me
How could you do what you just did
Are you having a really bad period
{Refrain}
Stop Debbie, you're making a mess
Powder burns all over your dress
An hour later the cops arrived
By then the entire glee club had died, no big loss
You wouldn't believe what they brought to stop her
Tear gas, machine guns, even a chopper
"Throw down your gun and tiara and come out of the float"
Debbie didn't listen to what the cop said
She aimed and fired and now the math teacher's dead
Oh it's really sad but kind of a relief
I mean, we had this big test coming up next week
{Refrain}
Debbie's really having a blast
She's wasting half of the class
The cops fired a warning shot that blew her off the float
I tried to scream "duck" but it stuck in my throat
She hit the ground and did a flip, it was real acrobatic
But I was crying so hard I couldn't work my Instamatic
I ran down to Debbie, I had to find out
What made her do it, why'd she freak out
I saw the bullet had got her right in the ear
I knew then the end was near
So I ran down and I said, in her good ear, "Debbie, why'd you do it?" She raised her head, smiled, and said "I - I did it for Johnny." Johnny? Well like who's Johnny? Answer me, Debbie, who's Johnny? Does anybody here know Johnny? Are you Johnny? There was one guy named Johnny but he was a total geek, he always had food in his braces. Answer me, Debbie, who's Johnny? Oh God this is like that movie Citizen Kane you know where you later find out Rosebud was a sled? But we'll never know who Johnny was because like she's dead.
Everybody run, the homecoming queen's got a gun
Everybody run, the homecoming queen has got a
Everybody run
Everybody run, the homecoming queen has got a
Damn this song is funny!
Hooooo - Everyone was there, it was totally cool
Hooooo - I was real excited, I almost wet my jeans
Hooooo - 'Cause my best friend Debbie was homecoming queen
She looked so pretty in pink chiffon, chiffon
Riding the float with her tiara on, tiara on
Holding this humongous bouquet in her hand, bouquet
She looked straight out of Disneyland
You know, like the Cinderella ride, I mean definitely an E ticket, E
ticket
The crowd was cheering, everyone was stoked, was stoked
I mean it was like the whole school was totally coked or something
The band was playing Evergreen
And all of a sudden somebody screamed
Look out! The homecoming queen's got a gun!
{Refrain}
Everybody run, the homecoming queen's got a gun
Everybody run, the homecoming queen has got a gun
Debbie's smiling and waving her gun
Picking off cheerleaders one by one
Oh Buffie's pompom just blew to bits
Oh no, Mitzie's head just did the splits
God, my best friend's on a shooting spree
Stop it, Debbie, you're embarrassing me
How could you do what you just did
Are you having a really bad period
{Refrain}
Stop Debbie, you're making a mess
Powder burns all over your dress
An hour later the cops arrived
By then the entire glee club had died, no big loss
You wouldn't believe what they brought to stop her
Tear gas, machine guns, even a chopper
"Throw down your gun and tiara and come out of the float"
Debbie didn't listen to what the cop said
She aimed and fired and now the math teacher's dead
Oh it's really sad but kind of a relief
I mean, we had this big test coming up next week
{Refrain}
Debbie's really having a blast
She's wasting half of the class
The cops fired a warning shot that blew her off the float
I tried to scream "duck" but it stuck in my throat
She hit the ground and did a flip, it was real acrobatic
But I was crying so hard I couldn't work my Instamatic
I ran down to Debbie, I had to find out
What made her do it, why'd she freak out
I saw the bullet had got her right in the ear
I knew then the end was near
So I ran down and I said, in her good ear, "Debbie, why'd you do it?" She raised her head, smiled, and said "I - I did it for Johnny." Johnny? Well like who's Johnny? Answer me, Debbie, who's Johnny? Does anybody here know Johnny? Are you Johnny? There was one guy named Johnny but he was a total geek, he always had food in his braces. Answer me, Debbie, who's Johnny? Oh God this is like that movie Citizen Kane you know where you later find out Rosebud was a sled? But we'll never know who Johnny was because like she's dead.
Everybody run, the homecoming queen's got a gun
Everybody run, the homecoming queen has got a
Everybody run
Everybody run, the homecoming queen has got a
Damn this song is funny!
And if you've never seen it with your own eyes, it just don't make sense!- Josie
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lol...in fact, i dont think that even I have dated a johnny
And if you've never seen it with your own eyes, it just don't make sense!- Josie
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i had a cousin named johnny...but eewwwww...that would be yucky!
And if you've never seen it with your own eyes, it just don't make sense!- Josie
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Yep...i LOVE josie cotton....she has a PERFECT name!!!
*hee hee hee*
*hee hee hee*
And if you've never seen it with your own eyes, it just don't make sense!- Josie
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But she has a GREAT NAME damnit!
And if you've never seen it with your own eyes, it just don't make sense!- Josie
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ooooo....i bet not! oh yea, i almost forgot to say this!!! Monkey is now a proud pa-pa again! His wife had a baby on Thursday!!! WOOHOO!! congrats to him!
And if you've never seen it with your own eyes, it just don't make sense!- Josie
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oh stop it...you aint THAT old!
And if you've never seen it with your own eyes, it just don't make sense!- Josie
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We were both wrong - it's "dancing with your friends"July Cleaver wrote:wasn't it "walking with your friends"?gidgetgoestohell wrote:But when I seeee you...walking down the streeeettt....
Yay for wrongness - and oldness!
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Trixie!!!! Make him stop!!!!obiwankobe wrote:"walking with a ghost, out of my mind, out of my mind..."July Cleaver wrote:wasn't it "walking with your friends"?gidgetgoestohell wrote:But when I seeee you...walking down the streeeettt....
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