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Things you learn while watching Lifetime movies:



1. Never say NO to Monica. It's not healthy.

2. Everybody run, the Dairy Queen has a gun.

3. Don't trust a chick that wears cow cow earings.

4. Teenage boys like internet porn.

5. Security dudes that work in buildings which are located in Washington are CREEPY.

6. If you are going to have an affair on your dying from cancer wife, don't give the woman you are screwing a Chinese print that you stole from your father in law and make sure to hide your smoking hot son from said woman.



These are but a few things that Gooch and I learned over the weekend...



Oh yes...and queso fresco goes really well with baked garlic pita chips....

(I actually cut and pasted this from the Adolescents because it was topical)

I see, so you weren't just watching cheesy chick flix, you were furthering your education.

Eggzackatickily!!!

GREENPEACE ACTION ALERT!



And the gold medal goes to... Kleenex! With a new world record for fastest forest destruction, Kimberly-Clark, maker of Kleenex, is the world champion of forest destruction, making four million tons of tissue products – like Kleenex facial tissue and Cottonelle toilet paper - from clearcut ancient forests every year.

Kleenex sponsored this year’s Winter Olympic Games in Torino, Italy, promoting the company’s "Kleenex Moments" ad campaign. Well, it takes 90 years to grow a box of Kleenex, and just a moment to throw one away, so I suppose I can’t accuse them of false advertising.

TAKE ACTION: You can award Kleenex with your own gold medal