Welp...Rosemary's baby has been birthed...
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Welp...Rosemary's baby has been birthed...
I wonder if Tom and Katies baby has 666 somewhere on it's body??? Oh God...that was BAD....
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No...when it does we will hear about it to no end.obiwankobe wrote:it hatched?
HHMMM....shloemoe sense an opening into deep philosophical
threading....Scientology?....OK who's up to kiddnapping a pregnant
woman and taking her to sacred ground to remove the unborn evil
and drive a stake through its heart?....where's Nancy Drew when ya need her?
...on a similar note:
they're remaking "The omen"...out later this year....God didn't
movies suck this year...didn't see "Breakback Mountain"...much aclaim,
though shloemoe too homophobic to watch two guys kiss...does that make me gay?
lets get some polylog going here posters!...shloemoe get vandalistic
when forums slow down!!!!!!
Thanks for reading!
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Re: Welp...Rosemary's baby has been birthed...
Did it rip out through her chest like the Alien?gidgetgoestohell wrote:I wonder if Tom and Katies baby has 666 somewhere on it's body??? Oh God...that was BAD....
I'm in shape! Round is a shape!
...And this just in....And here's a co-winky-dink...My cat..The stray
black 'n' white tuxedo cat I've been letting in the house...,Is f-ing
getting ready to have kittens!....she wants me to stay with her in
a back bedroom...there goes the carpet!
Tomkat...oh murder...MURDER!
black 'n' white tuxedo cat I've been letting in the house...,Is f-ing
getting ready to have kittens!....she wants me to stay with her in
a back bedroom...there goes the carpet!
Tomkat...oh murder...MURDER!
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Hollywood cunts are idiots...everyone worships them and their fucked up spoiled little lives and lick the shit they shat.Someone please...please show up on the televison,rag-a-zines,radio and slag the fuck out of all of em...they make me sick! Tom and Kate?Who gives a flying turd....I'd love to have a go at them all and piss on their red carpet.Fuck em all...
Oh what a pretty kitty!!! I want a kitten!!!!shloemoe wrote:...And this just in....And here's a co-winky-dink...My cat..The stray
black 'n' white tuxedo cat I've been letting in the house...,Is f-ing
getting ready to have kittens!....she wants me to stay with her in
a back bedroom...there goes the carpet!
Tomkat...oh murder...MURDER!
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i heard that Tom wanted to eat the placenta...
im not joking...
and i only state this because i cannot turn away from tom..
he is like a crazy magnet that i cannot pull myself away from...
i am waiting for the trainwreck... it will come
and I will be there to see it in all its L.Ron Hubbards glory!!!
xx
ew, i just had a thought... maybe the hell of being in hell is that all the people there are scientologists and thats all you have all day......
that and reruns of dharma and greg... .. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
im not joking...
and i only state this because i cannot turn away from tom..
he is like a crazy magnet that i cannot pull myself away from...
i am waiting for the trainwreck... it will come
and I will be there to see it in all its L.Ron Hubbards glory!!!
xx
ew, i just had a thought... maybe the hell of being in hell is that all the people there are scientologists and thats all you have all day......
that and reruns of dharma and greg... .. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
12 bellz... YOU DO UNDERSTAND??!!
Cooking Your Placenta!
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There are several sumptuous recipes around so that you can enjoy cooking and eating your placenta;
this one is for roasting it:-
Work on the basis that each placenta weighs approximately 1/6 of the baby's weight. To prepare a placenta, cut the meat away from the membranes with a sharp knife. Discard the membranes.
Roast Placenta
1-3lb fresh placenta (must be no more than 3 days old)
1 onion
1 green or red pepper (green will add colour)
1 cup tomato sauce
1 sleeve saltine crackers
1 tspn bay leaves
1 tspn black pepper
1 tspn white pepper
1 clove garlic (roasted and minced)
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Method
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(Preheat oven to 350 degrees)
Chop the onion and the pepper & crush the saltines into crumbs.
Combine the placenta, onion, pepper, saltines, bay leaves, white and black pepper, garlic and tomato sauce.
Place in a loaf pan, cover then bake for one and a half hours, occasionally pouring off excess liquid.
Serve and enjoy!
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Dehydrating your placenta!
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Instead of cooking your placenta whole, you can dehydrate it and then add it to meals! The following method is extracted from an article entitled "Thinking About Eating Your Placenta?" by Susan James, which appeared in the winter 1996 issue of "The Compleat Mother". It was discovered posted on a newsgroup noticeboard, so we cannot absolutely guarantee its authenticity, or that it is an actual verbatim account of the magazine article.
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Method
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"Cut off the cord and membranes. Steam the placenta, adding lemon grass, pepper and ginger to the steaming water. The placenta is "done" when no blood comes out when you pierce it with a fork. Cut the placenta into thin slices (like making jerky) and bake in a low-heat oven (200-250 degrees F), until it is dry and crumbly (several hours). Crush the placenta into a powder - using a food processor, blender, mortar and pestle, or by putting it in a bag and grinding it with rocks. Put the powder into empty gel caps (available at drug and health food stores) or just add a spoonful to your cereal, blender drink, etc. The recommended doses vary, some suggest up to 4 capsules a day, others just one. Perhaps the best advice is to take what makes you feel good".
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There are several sumptuous recipes around so that you can enjoy cooking and eating your placenta;
this one is for roasting it:-
Work on the basis that each placenta weighs approximately 1/6 of the baby's weight. To prepare a placenta, cut the meat away from the membranes with a sharp knife. Discard the membranes.
Roast Placenta
1-3lb fresh placenta (must be no more than 3 days old)
1 onion
1 green or red pepper (green will add colour)
1 cup tomato sauce
1 sleeve saltine crackers
1 tspn bay leaves
1 tspn black pepper
1 tspn white pepper
1 clove garlic (roasted and minced)
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Method
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(Preheat oven to 350 degrees)
Chop the onion and the pepper & crush the saltines into crumbs.
Combine the placenta, onion, pepper, saltines, bay leaves, white and black pepper, garlic and tomato sauce.
Place in a loaf pan, cover then bake for one and a half hours, occasionally pouring off excess liquid.
Serve and enjoy!
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Dehydrating your placenta!
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Instead of cooking your placenta whole, you can dehydrate it and then add it to meals! The following method is extracted from an article entitled "Thinking About Eating Your Placenta?" by Susan James, which appeared in the winter 1996 issue of "The Compleat Mother". It was discovered posted on a newsgroup noticeboard, so we cannot absolutely guarantee its authenticity, or that it is an actual verbatim account of the magazine article.
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Method
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"Cut off the cord and membranes. Steam the placenta, adding lemon grass, pepper and ginger to the steaming water. The placenta is "done" when no blood comes out when you pierce it with a fork. Cut the placenta into thin slices (like making jerky) and bake in a low-heat oven (200-250 degrees F), until it is dry and crumbly (several hours). Crush the placenta into a powder - using a food processor, blender, mortar and pestle, or by putting it in a bag and grinding it with rocks. Put the powder into empty gel caps (available at drug and health food stores) or just add a spoonful to your cereal, blender drink, etc. The recommended doses vary, some suggest up to 4 capsules a day, others just one. Perhaps the best advice is to take what makes you feel good".
tom is fake crazy....its to keep him in the spotlight...he's an asshole....like the rest of Hollywood....all fuckin assholes.....rich assholes that are very un-entertaining.Their lives are meaningless drivel...boring sadsacks of shit covered megabucks that shove their fucked up lives into my home through media..Hollywood is lucky I'm not in town...I'd attack the fabric and eat them all.
jr wrote:i heard that Tom wanted to eat the placenta...
im not joking...
and i only state this because i cannot turn away from tom..
he is like a crazy magnet that i cannot pull myself away from...
i am waiting for the trainwreck... it will come
and I will be there to see it in all its L.Ron Hubbards glory!!!
xx
ew, i just had a thought... maybe the hell of being in hell is that all the people there are scientologists and thats all you have all day......
that and reruns of dharma and greg... .. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Ok what is up with eating after birth (EEEEeeeewwwWWWW!!!!)
I heard that David Carradine did that with one their kids...Why the
hell would anybody do that?....I guess it makes some biological sense
IF your a cat er sumthin....watched my cat eat hers last night...It's
sinewy and chewy....
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Actually, its the mother that should eat it because its full of nutrients that would help the baby. But you know men...they always need to get in on the action...
The Amazing Placenta
From Robin Elise Weiss, LCCE,Your Guide to Pregnancy / Birth.
While we all marvel at the miracle of fetal development and the wonders of birth, we very often fail to look at the miraculous organ the placenta.
This organ grows from the time of conception to eventually take over the production of hormones needed to sustain the pregnancy at around 12 weeks gestation (from your last menstrual period). It supplies your growing baby with a means of obtaining nutrients for development as well as a method of waste disposal. This is the only disposable organ ever made.
Other cultures have come to see the placenta in a completely different light. There are even ceremonies and beliefs held about the placenta that are completely foreign to us.
For example, in some cultures it is commonplace to leave the baby attached to the placenta, rather than clamp the cord, until the cord dries up and falls off. This is called a Lotus birth and is not practiced often in the United States. The theories behind this are that it helps slow the new family down and offers them more seclusion in the first few days when a getting to know you period is in order.
One thing you see here is that there are many families who will hold ceremonies with the placenta after birth. Some families will take the placentas and bury them in the ground to celebrate the new life given to them. This dedication of the placenta back to the earth or in honor of the child is becoming more frequent. A year later a tree or flower is then planted in the same spot to allow the placenta to nourish its growth. The reason that you would wait this year is that a placenta is so nutrient rich that it would kill anything planted before that period.
What about placenta art? Yes, you can make art out of it. Generally mothers talk about placenta prints. After the birth you take a piece of paper and lay the placenta on it. If it is fresh you can let the blood and amniotic fluid leave the print or others choose to use paints to add color. Now what? Well, hang your framed art or store it for safekeeping.
Then comes the practice of placentophagia, eating the placenta, is also practiced in some parts of the world. There are even meal like recipes for cooking placentas, including placenta stew, placenta lasagna, power drinks with blended placenta and others. Though some mothers have been reported to eat placenta raw.
There are many reasons listed for eating the placenta, including it helping stem postpartum depression and it supposedly helps to contract the uterus after the birth. We know that many animals eat their own placenta, including as a means to hide the scent from predators.
In our modern world this may seem barbaric and some have even said that this could spread HIV/AIDS or Hepatitis. While this is very true if people other than the mother consume the placenta, normally it is only the mother partaking of the placenta.
In Chinese Medicine, the placenta is known as a great life force and is highly respected in terms of its medicinal value. However, in this field it is not cook, but rather usually dried. To dry a placenta you would simply dehydrate it in the oven, then using a mortar and pestle grind it up. From there you can mix it with food or ingest it within capsules. I have actually known one mother who did this drying technique. It is my only personal experience with placentophagia.
No matter what you choose to do with your placenta, remember to value the life it has helped you nuture and bring forth. It is, after all, the Tree of Life.
~Gooch
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Re: Welp...Rosemary's baby has been birthed...
gidgetgoestohell wrote:I wonder if Tom and Katies baby has 666 somewhere on it's body??? Oh God...that was BAD....
I love Rosemary's Baby... or should I say "Adrian"? That movie is so twisted, and so well done... it gives me the feeling of claustrophobia.
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Re: Welp...Rosemary's baby has been birthed...
never saw rosemary's baby....what's adrian?*Annie* wrote:gidgetgoestohell wrote:I wonder if Tom and Katies baby has 666 somewhere on it's body??? Oh God...that was BAD....
I love Rosemary's Baby... or should I say "Adrian"? That movie is so twisted, and so well done... it gives me the feeling of claustrophobia.
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