Justice for Gidge

shloemoe · Post by **shloemoe** » Sun May 14, 2006 11:55 pm

Mother's Day is over!!!!
You've been a bad girl Gidge

damn I had this edited funny like, but I couldn't get it to display
from my web-server???????????oh well somebody needed some
disipline!!!

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Mon May 15, 2006 5:27 am

hehehe.....

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Mon May 15, 2006 5:58 am

Awww Shloe...thanks....but Jules is the spanky spanky girl....

shloemoe · Post by **shloemoe** » Mon May 15, 2006 7:03 am

Wha?....the pic is a vicarious attempt to get even for the horrors

you've posted

...not something you can deflect....defer....
...oh man you went like mushy huh?

(my tv went out!...My tv went out!)
Oh forget it!.....nevermind!

I guess I should'a used a sick ass image?Jeez!

..at least Rotter got it.

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Mon May 15, 2006 7:46 am

Well...I'd love to say that I "got" it....but that's not MY ass....

July Cleaver · Post by **July Cleaver** » Mon May 15, 2006 9:45 am

Yup, I have been a bad girl...

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Mon May 15, 2006 11:40 am

You are ALWAYS the bad girl when it comes to spankings.....

RobertKP · Post by **RobertKP** » Mon May 15, 2006 2:31 pm

Treat me like I'm a bad girl, Even when I'm being good to you.
I don't want you to thank me, you better...Like hanky panky, Nothing like a good spanky.

July Cleaver · Post by **July Cleaver** » Mon May 15, 2006 2:52 pm

yup, I am a bad, bad girl...

RobertKP · Post by **RobertKP** » Mon May 15, 2006 2:59 pm

Details, we need details. Ok, I need details. My life is way too subdued & boring lately.

jr · Post by jr » Mon May 15, 2006 3:02 pm

yeah
tell us the story
its campfire time...

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Mon May 15, 2006 3:08 pm

Jules....You are ALWAYS the bad girl when it comes to spankings.....

shloemoe · Post by **shloemoe** » Mon May 15, 2006 3:21 pm

Yeah July rescue this thread...(my tv went out...my tv went out

)
Tell us how ya been a bad girl

July Cleaver · Post by **July Cleaver** » Mon May 15, 2006 3:28 pm

Well, according to Gidge, I sin... alot... Unfortunately I haven't been able to be bad lately - in the presence of another person - in a dating slump, and the 2 dates I have had in the past couple of weeks have been disasterous - so I guess I haven't been THAT bad - just want to be... Oh well ... Thank god for long life batteries!

July Cleaver · Post by **July Cleaver** » Mon May 15, 2006 3:31 pm

Oh yeah, and
I left the caps off my markers - on purpose.... overnight!
I ran with scissors
I crossed my eyes
and I left the house without any underwear on...

I know, I am going to hell...

shloemoe · Post by **shloemoe** » Mon May 15, 2006 3:47 pm

OK since Im celibate like a priest I absolve you of your sins child...

....you haven't posted any discusting fat guys fondling their man titties
and blowing kisses......have you?....cause then....then...oh nevermind...

....the markers weren't sharpies were they?....cause that's a mortal
sin!

oh and keep those batteries fresh...smoke detectors cant keep us
safe if they dont have fresh batteries.

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Mon May 15, 2006 5:48 pm

MASTERBATION
IS
A
SIN!!!!!!!!!!!

RobertKP · Post by **RobertKP** » Mon May 15, 2006 7:07 pm

gidgetgoestohell wrote:MASTERBATION
IS
A
SIN!!!!!!!!!!!

And your point is.....????

jr · Post by jr » Mon May 15, 2006 7:09 pm

forgive me father...

jr · Post by jr » Mon May 15, 2006 7:11 pm

July Cleaver wrote:Well, according to Gidge, I sin... alot... Unfortunately I haven't been able to be bad lately - in the presence of another person - in a dating slump, and the 2 dates I have had in the past couple of weeks have been disasterous - so I guess I haven't been THAT bad - just want to be... Oh well ... Thank god for long life batteries!

i dont believe in dating (at least that is what i tell myself)
cheap batteries make the motor last longer.. or so i hear

RobertKP · Post by **RobertKP** » Mon May 15, 2006 7:13 pm

July Cleaver wrote:Oh yeah, and
I left the caps off my markers - on purpose.... overnight!
I ran with scissors
I crossed my eyes
and I left the house without any underwear on...

I know, I am going to hell...

There's something sinfully adorable about seeing that cute little blonde girl avatar combind with the words "I know, I am going to hell"
I'd like to help you out with that spanky thing but I'm pretty sure it's on my "Things my wife won't allow me to do with another woman" list

July Cleaver · Post by **July Cleaver** » Mon May 15, 2006 7:33 pm

jr - say it ain't so!?!?!? All this time I've been putting energizers in the toys - and the cheap ones would make it last longer?

Of course, I heard, if you put the energizer batteries in backwards, you keep coming and coming...

Robert - no worries - Gidge enjoys recruiting spankers for me when I am in the mood for a swat... Add pimp to her list - except no one makes any money from the deal. You should have seen her on my birthday, trying to get me 41 spanks...

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Tue May 16, 2006 12:49 am

That would be PIMPTRESS......

chriswasanon · Post by **chriswasanon** » Tue May 16, 2006 1:54 am

RobertKP wrote:
gidgetgoestohell wrote:MASTERBATION
IS
A
SIN!!!!!!!!!!!
And your point is.....????

Gidge cannot spell masturbation?

shloemoe · Post by **shloemoe** » Tue May 16, 2006 2:29 am

Oh man!!!!....why didn't I see that?....I wrote the book on mastERbation!
That's funny!!!

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Tue May 16, 2006 5:32 am

chriswasanon wrote:
RobertKP wrote:
gidgetgoestohell wrote:MASTERBATION
IS
A
SIN!!!!!!!!!!!
And your point is.....????
Gidge cannot spell masturbation?

I can when I am speaking of masturbation....but I was talking about masterbation.....

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Tue May 16, 2006 5:34 am

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Tue May 16, 2006 5:37 am

I'd spank the lot of ya..

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Tue May 16, 2006 5:39 am

rotter wrote:eh?

Oh yes...there IS a difference.......

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Tue May 16, 2006 5:47 am

well?whats the diff?

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Tue May 16, 2006 7:51 am

An E and U....quite simple really....

chriswasanon · Post by **chriswasanon** » Tue May 16, 2006 10:55 am

Is that similiar to "mistressbation?"

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Tue May 16, 2006 10:58 am

except with my word there are no double SS s

chriswasanon · Post by **chriswasanon** » Tue May 16, 2006 11:15 am

This is getting a bit like a cryptic crossword Gidget

And no help there either and that was the very BEST of the links after Googling

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... sterbation

chriswasanon · Post by **chriswasanon** » Tue May 16, 2006 11:42 am

I think I'll have to ask Shloemoe to explain it to me.

shloemoe · Post by **shloemoe** » Tue May 16, 2006 11:49 am

Oh quit it!....I may behave like a SUPER-GENIUS(cause I am one)
but I never claimed to be a know it all!

ChispaFilthyLucre · Post by **ChispaFilthyLucre** » Tue May 16, 2006 12:19 pm

oh shit! all friends are masturabation now?!

shloemoe · Post by **shloemoe** » Tue May 16, 2006 12:25 pm

¡el chispa iba yep como monos repugnantes en una raza del perro!

chriswasanon · Post by **chriswasanon** » Tue May 16, 2006 12:41 pm

Excuse me my Spanish is crap ChISpa but hola amigo.

Alright Shloe so I need not call your super genius self Dr. Shloe.

That would be fun -

Not feeling a little jaggy again, I hope.

shloemoe · Post by **shloemoe** » Tue May 16, 2006 12:49 pm

Jaggy....no...I refer you to the above post were I clown with chispa
about how we're "jumping off" here....put in the english,"yea chispa we're
getting off like nasty monkeys at a dog race"...at babel-fish to get a Spanish phrase....but when you take the Spanish string and convert it back to English ...it's not quite the same!...loses something in the
machine translation....I bet chispa's scratching the old noggin

El shloemoe is mucho muey loco in the cavasa!

ChispaFilthyLucre · Post by **ChispaFilthyLucre** » Tue May 16, 2006 12:51 pm

hola CwA old friend
how are you?
excuse me Im so drunk

ChispaFilthyLucre · Post by **ChispaFilthyLucre** » Tue May 16, 2006 1:02 pm

I know it translation many time is very, very wrong
Shloemoe thats not important to me.
I always try a goodfuck moment
specially when I drink so much
fuck the shitsem

ChispaFilthyLucre · Post by **ChispaFilthyLucre** » Tue May 16, 2006 1:05 pm

best
Shloemoe

obiwankobe · Post by **obiwankobe** » Tue May 16, 2006 1:10 pm

shloemoe · Post by **shloemoe** » Tue May 16, 2006 1:27 pm

Party on Chispa!...VivA!

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Tue May 16, 2006 1:32 pm

Chispa trys a "goodfuck" moment.....that is genius

Cheers Chispa

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Tue May 16, 2006 1:34 pm

tonite is vodka comrades.....and try for a goodfuck moment

shloemoe · Post by **shloemoe** » Tue May 16, 2006 1:41 pm

Ahahahahaha...hilarious!

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Tue May 16, 2006 1:49 pm

..as you are my good man

I shall drink and be...well...more fucked up.

chriswasanon · Post by **chriswasanon** » Tue May 16, 2006 1:53 pm

All this talk of drinking I want a cerveza or 6. Actually I want to go back to Spain again..

Cheers Shackers.

Chriswas

chriswasanon · Post by **chriswasanon** » Tue May 16, 2006 1:57 pm

Oh no....not DER DER DER DUHHHHHHHH

babelfish (gasp).

The only babelfish I would trust is the one that was put in Arthur Dent's ear.

I think that the spam poetry though is better than Vogon poetry.

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Tue May 16, 2006 6:34 pm

people say my words are Vogan.....no...they are me...nuff said...I don't care about catagories.....and labels...fuck em..

chriswasanon · Post by **chriswasanon** » Wed May 17, 2006 2:13 am

Rotski if I ever compared your words to Vogon poetry I retract any statement I may have made, they ain't I was WRONG.

Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits
On a lurgid bee.
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes
And hooptiously drangle me
with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon
See if I don't.

That's Vogon poetry.

shloemoe · Post by **shloemoe** » Wed May 17, 2006 2:19 am

this term "vogan" I am not familiar with...can you describingly
let me be informed of it's origin and usage

seriously

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Wed May 17, 2006 5:54 am

I used to write on a poetry site and people would give their opinions of your creative.The hate mail recieved from these puritan wordworths was so say the least;inspiring.Writing about their sacred;for example,love,God...etc...and giving a difficult point of view with strung together twisted words made it all worth my effort.My words made them feel anger and challanged everything they value and getting to their "top ten" by votes given was a slap to their faces.I loved it...
When I write,i write honestly about loneliness,pain,death,abuse,addiction,desparation,failure,sex and anger...its what i know and the expression is mine and not schooled ink.The publishers called me trash...at least I created stink!
I write for myself mostly but its really great to have people appreciate my expression..I thank them.

shloemoe · Post by **shloemoe** » Wed May 17, 2006 8:02 am

oh yeah I forgot!....you write poems...My brain runs a high loss filter
on a lot of stuff...(you'd never know it by the undescriminated spewing I do )didn't absorb your stuff last time I saw it....maybe if
you feel like it I could get another read?....I remember the chicks liked
it...whatt'ya got to lose?

I still dont know what vogan is....a poetry site?

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Wed May 17, 2006 9:27 am

Bombs and Landslides

I love your pretty eyes
Pain etched deep lines
You've been all my life
Bombs and landslides
Burned out houses
Sang songs no one knew
Medicated, black and blue
Just want your point of view
Why is it we are through
Of coarse you need time
Your life in rewind

I dedicate my love to you
Pain etched deep lines
Deadly flowers all for you
Dreams and in between lives
I dedicate this song for you
The words are broken
Like bombs and landslides
Burned out houses
Medicated points of view
Of coarse I need time
My life in rewind

Swollen bruises tears are few
The rain has come,so how are you?
I have a moment just for you
Need to hear my point of view
Bombs and landslides
Burned out houses
Medicated, black and blue
Lets share our points of view
Talk about why we are through
Of coarse you need time
Our lives in rewind.

ChispaFilthyLucre · Post by **ChispaFilthyLucre** » Wed May 17, 2006 11:42 am

all is well
except the crystal
of a window
in the floor
not care
its summer
Im guilty cause the air cross this house
jajajajaja,hahahahahah!

shloemoe · Post by **shloemoe** » Wed May 17, 2006 11:49 am

Rotter's the sensitive poet type...hahahaha....that's ok dude we know
your not gay.....na that's cool(poems)I always get frustrated and chuck
the stuff...when alls it probably needs is a good re-write.

.....That's good too Chispa....jajajajaja....VIVA!

ChispaFilthyLucre · Post by **ChispaFilthyLucre** » Wed May 17, 2006 12:00 pm

I hate H. beach
I feel like a French burning Toyota
tonight just a pair of Coronitas with a lemon in it
VIVA!

shloemoe · Post by **shloemoe** » Wed May 17, 2006 12:04 pm

ViVA La rEvoLuCion!!!!!!

La cervesa mas fina!!!!

Me perro tiene polkas!!!!

ViVa Chispa!!!!!!