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Mother's Day is over!!!!
You've been a bad girl Gidge

damn I had this edited funny like, but I couldn't get it to display
from my web-server???????????oh well somebody needed some
disipline!!!

hehehe.....

Awww Shloe...thanks....but Jules is the spanky spanky girl....

Wha?....the pic is a vicarious attempt to get even for the horrors
you've posted ...not something you can deflect....defer....
...oh man you went like mushy huh? (my tv went out!...My tv went out!)
Oh forget it!.....nevermind!


I guess I should'a used a sick ass image?Jeez!
..at least Rotter got it.

Well...I'd love to say that I "got" it....but that's not MY ass....

Yup, I have been a bad girl...

You are ALWAYS the bad girl when it comes to spankings.....

Treat me like I'm a bad girl, Even when I'm being good to you.
I don't want you to thank me, you better...Like hanky panky, Nothing like a good spanky.

yup, I am a bad, bad girl...

Details, we need details. Ok, I need details. My life is way too subdued & boring lately.

yeah
tell us the story
its campfire time...

Jules....You are ALWAYS the bad girl when it comes to spankings.....

Yeah July rescue this thread...(my tv went out...my tv went out )
Tell us how ya been a bad girl

Well, according to Gidge, I sin... alot... Unfortunately I haven't been able to be bad lately - in the presence of another person - in a dating slump, and the 2 dates I have had in the past couple of weeks have been disasterous - so I guess I haven't been THAT bad - just want to be... Oh well ... Thank god for long life batteries!

Oh yeah, and
I left the caps off my markers - on purpose.... overnight!
I ran with scissors
I crossed my eyes
and I left the house without any underwear on...


I know, I am going to hell...

OK since Im celibate like a priest I absolve you of your sins child...

....you haven't posted any discusting fat guys fondling their man titties
and blowing kisses......have you?....cause then....then...oh nevermind...

....the markers weren't sharpies were they?....cause that's a mortal
sin!

oh and keep those batteries fresh...smoke detectors cant keep us
safe if they dont have fresh batteries.

gidgetgoestohell wrote:MASTERBATION
IS
A
SIN!!!!!!!!!!!

And your point is.....????

forgive me father...

July Cleaver wrote:Well, according to Gidge, I sin... alot... Unfortunately I haven't been able to be bad lately - in the presence of another person - in a dating slump, and the 2 dates I have had in the past couple of weeks have been disasterous - so I guess I haven't been THAT bad - just want to be... Oh well ... Thank god for long life batteries!

i dont believe in dating (at least that is what i tell myself)
cheap batteries make the motor last longer.. or so i hear

July Cleaver wrote:Oh yeah, and
I left the caps off my markers - on purpose.... overnight!
I ran with scissors
I crossed my eyes
and I left the house without any underwear on...

I know, I am going to hell...

There's something sinfully adorable about seeing that cute little blonde girl avatar combind with the words "I know, I am going to hell"
I'd like to help you out with that spanky thing but I'm pretty sure it's on my "Things my wife won't allow me to do with another woman" list

jr - say it ain't so!?!?!? All this time I've been putting energizers in the toys - and the cheap ones would make it last longer?

Of course, I heard, if you put the energizer batteries in backwards, you keep coming and coming...


Robert - no worries - Gidge enjoys recruiting spankers for me when I am in the mood for a swat... Add pimp to her list - except no one makes any money from the deal. You should have seen her on my birthday, trying to get me 41 spanks...

That would be PIMPTRESS......

RobertKP wrote:

gidgetgoestohell wrote:MASTERBATION
IS
A
SIN!!!!!!!!!!!

And your point is.....????

Gidge cannot spell masturbation?

Oh man!!!!....why didn't I see that?....I wrote the book on mastERbation!
That's funny!!!

chriswasanon wrote:

RobertKP wrote:

gidgetgoestohell wrote:MASTERBATION
IS
A
SIN!!!!!!!!!!!

And your point is.....????

Gidge cannot spell masturbation?

I can when I am speaking of masturbation....but I was talking about masterbation.....

eh?

I'd spank the lot of ya..

rotter wrote:eh?

Oh yes...there IS a difference.......

well?whats the diff?

An E and U....quite simple really....

Is that similiar to "mistressbation?"

except with my word there are no double SS s

This is getting a bit like a cryptic crossword Gidget

And no help there either and that was the very BEST of the links after Googling

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... sterbation

I think I'll have to ask Shloemoe to explain it to me.

Oh quit it!....I may behave like a SUPER-GENIUS(cause I am one)
but I never claimed to be a know it all!

oh shit! all friends are masturabation now?!

¡el chispa iba yep como monos repugnantes en una raza del perro!

Excuse me my Spanish is crap ChISpa but hola amigo.

Alright Shloe so I need not call your super genius self Dr. Shloe.

That would be fun -

Not feeling a little jaggy again, I hope.

Jaggy....no...I refer you to the above post were I clown with chispa
about how we're "jumping off" here....put in the english,"yea chispa we're
getting off like nasty monkeys at a dog race"...at babel-fish to get a Spanish phrase....but when you take the Spanish string and convert it back to English ...it's not quite the same!...loses something in the
machine translation....I bet chispa's scratching the old noggin

El shloemoe is mucho muey loco in the cavasa!

hola CwA old friend
how are you?
excuse me Im so drunk

I know it translation many time is very, very wrong
Shloemoe thats not important to me.
I always try a goodfuck moment
specially when I drink so much
fuck the shitsem

best
Shloemoe

Chispa trys a "goodfuck" moment.....that is genius Cheers Chispa

tonite is vodka comrades.....and try for a goodfuck moment

Ahahahahaha...hilarious!

..as you are my good man I shall drink and be...well...more fucked up.

All this talk of drinking I want a cerveza or 6. Actually I want to go back to Spain again..

Cheers Shackers.

Chriswas

Oh no....not DER DER DER DUHHHHHHHH


babelfish (gasp).

The only babelfish I would trust is the one that was put in Arthur Dent's ear.

I think that the spam poetry though is better than Vogon poetry.

people say my words are Vogan.....no...they are me...nuff said...I don't care about catagories.....and labels...fuck em..

Rotski if I ever compared your words to Vogon poetry I retract any statement I may have made, they ain't I was WRONG.

Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits
On a lurgid bee.
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes
And hooptiously drangle me
with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon
See if I don't.

That's Vogon poetry.

this term "vogan" I am not familiar with...can you describingly
let me be informed of it's origin and usage


seriously

I used to write on a poetry site and people would give their opinions of your creative.The hate mail recieved from these puritan wordworths was so say the least;inspiring.Writing about their sacred;for example,love,God...etc...and giving a difficult point of view with strung together twisted words made it all worth my effort.My words made them feel anger and challanged everything they value and getting to their "top ten" by votes given was a slap to their faces.I loved it...
When I write,i write honestly about loneliness,pain,death,abuse,addiction,desparation,failure,sex and anger...its what i know and the expression is mine and not schooled ink.The publishers called me trash...at least I created stink!
I write for myself mostly but its really great to have people appreciate my expression..I thank them.

oh yeah I forgot!....you write poems...My brain runs a high loss filter
on a lot of stuff...(you'd never know it by the undescriminated spewing I do )didn't absorb your stuff last time I saw it....maybe if
you feel like it I could get another read?....I remember the chicks liked
it...whatt'ya got to lose?

I still dont know what vogan is....a poetry site?

Bombs and Landslides


I love your pretty eyes
Pain etched deep lines
You've been all my life
Bombs and landslides
Burned out houses
Sang songs no one knew
Medicated, black and blue
Just want your point of view
Why is it we are through
Of coarse you need time
Your life in rewind

I dedicate my love to you
Pain etched deep lines
Deadly flowers all for you
Dreams and in between lives
I dedicate this song for you
The words are broken
Like bombs and landslides
Burned out houses
Medicated points of view
Of coarse I need time
My life in rewind

Swollen bruises tears are few
The rain has come,so how are you?
I have a moment just for you
Need to hear my point of view
Bombs and landslides
Burned out houses
Medicated, black and blue
Lets share our points of view
Talk about why we are through
Of coarse you need time
Our lives in rewind.

all is well
except the crystal
of a window
in the floor
not care
its summer
Im guilty cause the air cross this house
jajajajaja,hahahahahah!

Rotter's the sensitive poet type...hahahaha....that's ok dude we know
your not gay.....na that's cool(poems)I always get frustrated and chuck
the stuff...when alls it probably needs is a good re-write.


.....That's good too Chispa....jajajajaja....VIVA!

I hate H. beach
I feel like a French burning Toyota
tonight just a pair of Coronitas with a lemon in it
VIVA!

ViVA La rEvoLuCion!!!!!!

La cervesa mas fina!!!!

Me perro tiene polkas!!!!

ViVa Chispa!!!!!!