Shloemoe came to mind...

shloemoe · Post by **shloemoe** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 1:56 pm

AAAARRRRRHHHHHH!!! Funny! I was gonna tell ya my adolecent librarian
story but it needs to be put in proper form....it's a bit cheeky

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 1:59 pm

Ahem...since when has THAT stopped you???

Gooch · Post by **Gooch** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 2:37 pm

Please!!! Entertain me!!! I'm bored!!! I've been here since 1pm and I've only helped 3 people!!!

shloemoe · Post by **shloemoe** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 3:15 pm

Oh dang-it I gotta go to the store...OK..here it is in raw form.

There once was a group of boys..oh 11 er 12 years old who were
preoccupied with boobies...one day at the library one of the boys
(who shall remain nameless) took on a dare to feel the buxom
librarians hooters...we lie in wait for her to take down the flag
outside the library... then the moment came and the daring
(allbeit a little retarded) boy ran up and honked her hooters.
...the librarian no doubt understanding such adolescent things
just smiled as the boy ran away past his friends who were now prostrate
with amusement....oh crap there it is!

Are you responsible for the flag at your library Gooch?

Gooch · Post by **Gooch** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 3:20 pm

shloemoe wrote:Oh dang-it I gotta go to the store...OK..here it is in raw form.

There once was a group of boys..oh 11 er 12 years old who were
preoccupied with boobies...one day at the library one of the boys
(who shall remain nameless) took on a dare to feel the buxom
librarians hooters...we lie in wait for her to take down the flag
outside the library... then the moment came and the daring
(allbeit a little retarded) boy ran up and honked her hooters.
...the librarian no doubt understanding such adolescent things
just smiled as the boy ran away past his friends who were now prostrate
with amusement....oh crap there it is!

Are you responsible for the flag at your library Gooch?

Hahaha!!! No I'm not, but it would be interesting if that happened considering I work at a university...

shloemoe · Post by **shloemoe** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 5:22 pm

one day I'll have to fix it up for me memoirs..."roman a clef"
is that the right phrase....Library lady?

assholitis · Post by **assholitis** » Mon Jun 12, 2006 12:40 am

Gooch wrote:
shloemoe wrote:Oh dang-it I gotta go to the store...OK..here it is in raw form.

There once was a group of boys..oh 11 er 12 years old who were
preoccupied with boobies...one day at the library one of the boys
(who shall remain nameless) took on a dare to feel the buxom
librarians hooters...we lie in wait for her to take down the flag
outside the library... then the moment came and the daring
(allbeit a little retarded) boy ran up and honked her hooters.
...the librarian no doubt understanding such adolescent things
just smiled as the boy ran away past his friends who were now prostrate
with amusement....oh crap there it is!

Are you responsible for the flag at your library Gooch?

Hahaha!!! No I'm not, but it would be interesting if that happened considering I work at a university...

She raises the flag on my pole every morning. You do understand, don't ya?

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Mon Jun 12, 2006 9:40 am

shloemoe · Post by **shloemoe** » Mon Jun 12, 2006 10:16 am

Gads!....oh well, she aint go no penis(does she?

)...the rest washes off.

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Mon Jun 12, 2006 12:34 pm

Aint she purdy, Shloe????

shloemoe · Post by **shloemoe** » Mon Jun 12, 2006 2:41 pm

Well enough make up and alcohol....like I said the rest washes off...uh...
...I'm sure she has a great personality

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Wed Jun 14, 2006 6:42 am

oh fucccccckkkkkkkk.....if that happened to me I'd be addicted to BenGay...

Gooch · Post by **Gooch** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 7:45 pm

assholitis wrote:
Gooch wrote:
shloemoe wrote:Oh dang-it I gotta go to the store...OK..here it is in raw form.

There once was a group of boys..oh 11 er 12 years old who were
preoccupied with boobies...one day at the library one of the boys
(who shall remain nameless) took on a dare to feel the buxom
librarians hooters...we lie in wait for her to take down the flag
outside the library... then the moment came and the daring
(allbeit a little retarded) boy ran up and honked her hooters.
...the librarian no doubt understanding such adolescent things
just smiled as the boy ran away past his friends who were now prostrate
with amusement....oh crap there it is!

Are you responsible for the flag at your library Gooch?

Hahaha!!! No I'm not, but it would be interesting if that happened considering I work at a university...

She raises the flag on my pole every morning. You do understand, don't ya?

shloemoe · Post by **shloemoe** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 7:51 pm

I dont get it

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 5:05 pm

Thats cuz all that jizz has flooded your peanut in your head ya cunt.....jack off now and relieve the pressure before you become completely retarded.

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Shloemoe came to mind...

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See now...this is what I think of when I think of Shloe....