this is for schloe and rotter!

DIsPervertNurse · Post by **DIsPervertNurse** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 8:07 pm

<img src="http://www.thepinksock.com/pinksockf1.gif">
First, trick your girlfriend into having anal sex (shouldn't be too hard).

<img src="http://www.thepinksock.com/pinksockf2.gif">
At the moment of climax, donkey-punch your woman in the back of the head and withdraw your penis quickly.

<img src="http://www.thepinksock.com/pinksockf3.gif">
The resulting inverted colon is known as a "pink sock."

DIsPervertNurse · Post by **DIsPervertNurse** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 8:10 pm

<img src="http://www.thepinksock.com/zombie1.gif">
Get your girlfriend to give you a tearful blowjob. Make sure she makes chicken noises.

<img src="http://www.thepinksock.com/zombie2.gif">
When you come, make sure you blast it straight into both of her eyes.

<img src="http://www.thepinksock.com/zombie3.gif">
Enjoy your new "zombie" girlfriend as she staggers blindly to the bathroom like the walking dead.

shloemoe · Post by **shloemoe** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 10:23 pm

oh!...(shloemoe swoons)...how romantic!

DIsPervertNurse · Post by **DIsPervertNurse** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 10:40 pm

I thought for sure you and rotter would like those! You may have to right click on the red x and select show picture. Some of these sites kill me! They want hits and want you to see their pics and stuff but then you link to them, which gets them hits, and they go to the red x thing! WHY I ASK WHY????

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 4:56 pm

AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!Excellent Josie!Do you cluck like a chicken while suckin cock?Hubby should at least treat you to KFC for that stunt.

DIsPervertNurse · Post by **DIsPervertNurse** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 5:22 pm

lol...depends on what he gives me for it! I knew you'd like these though!

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 5:24 pm

hehehe...I'd give you a "Big Crunch"...ahahaha

DIsPervertNurse · Post by **DIsPervertNurse** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 5:26 pm

You'd like that!

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 5:26 pm

Lets all go over to Josies and watch this fucked up fun.I get front row center dammit......and every time Josie clucks like a chicken we throw chicken wings at her!Hhhhhhhhfffffffffhhhhhfffffffff!

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 5:29 pm

We'll invite Foghorn Leghorn too.....

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 5:30 pm

Josie......your ass is hangin' outta your ass dahlink...

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 5:31 pm

aaaaaaaaaahahahaha........I like the donkey bop......aaaaaahahaha,thats the shit!

DIsPervertNurse · Post by **DIsPervertNurse** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 5:34 pm

LOL...you kill me rotter!

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 5:36 pm

you kill me too.....all of you do!

DIsPervertNurse · Post by **DIsPervertNurse** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 5:42 pm

you should get gidget to knit you a cock sock!

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 5:43 pm

Gidget would have to measure my cock for a fitting...think she would?

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 5:53 pm

Gidge.....my cock is freezin here.....I need a sock.

.....can I have one to match my new hair colour?

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Sat Jun 17, 2006 12:48 am

Rell me what color you want and want color the nut sacks should be.....

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Sat Jun 17, 2006 5:24 pm

well....its gotta match my hair which now is yellow...and I want a black nut sack...make it look like a bumblebee.....hehehe.....