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this is for schloe and rotter!
Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 8:07 pm
by DIsPervertNurse
<img src="
http://www.thepinksock.com/pinksockf1.gif">
First, trick your girlfriend into having anal sex (shouldn't be too hard).
<img src="
http://www.thepinksock.com/pinksockf2.gif">
At the moment of climax, donkey-punch your woman in the back of the head and withdraw your penis quickly.
<img src="
http://www.thepinksock.com/pinksockf3.gif">
The resulting inverted colon is known as a "pink sock."
Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 8:10 pm
by DIsPervertNurse
<img src="
http://www.thepinksock.com/zombie1.gif">
Get your girlfriend to give you a tearful blowjob. Make sure she makes chicken noises.
<img src="
http://www.thepinksock.com/zombie2.gif">
When you come, make sure you blast it straight into both of her eyes.
<img src="
http://www.thepinksock.com/zombie3.gif">
Enjoy your new "zombie" girlfriend as she staggers blindly to the bathroom like the walking dead.
Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 10:23 pm
by shloemoe
oh!...(shloemoe swoons)...how romantic!
Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 10:40 pm
by DIsPervertNurse
I thought for sure you and rotter would like those! You may have to right click on the red x and select show picture. Some of these sites kill me! They want hits and want you to see their pics and stuff but then you link to them, which gets them hits, and they go to the red x thing! WHY I ASK WHY????
Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 4:56 pm
by rotter
AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!Excellent Josie!Do you cluck like a chicken while suckin cock?Hubby should at least treat you to KFC for that stunt.
Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 5:22 pm
by DIsPervertNurse
lol...depends on what he gives me for it! I knew you'd like these though!
Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 5:24 pm
by rotter
hehehe...I'd give you a "Big Crunch"...ahahaha
Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 5:26 pm
by DIsPervertNurse
You'd like that!
Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 5:26 pm
by rotter
Lets all go over to Josies and watch this fucked up fun.I get front row center dammit......and every time Josie clucks like a chicken we throw chicken wings at her!Hhhhhhhhfffffffffhhhhhfffffffff!
Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 5:29 pm
by rotter
We'll invite Foghorn Leghorn too.....
Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 5:30 pm
by rotter
Josie......your ass is hangin' outta your ass dahlink...
Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 5:31 pm
by rotter
aaaaaaaaaahahahaha........I like the donkey bop......aaaaaahahaha,thats the shit!
Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 5:34 pm
by DIsPervertNurse
LOL...you kill me rotter!
Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 5:36 pm
by rotter
Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 5:42 pm
by DIsPervertNurse
you should get gidget to knit you a cock sock!
Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 5:43 pm
by rotter
Gidget would have to measure my cock for a fitting...think she would?
Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 5:53 pm
by rotter
Gidge.....my cock is freezin here.....I need a sock.
.....can I have one to match my new hair colour?
Posted: Sat Jun 17, 2006 12:48 am
by gidgetgoestohell
Rell me what color you want and want color the nut sacks should be.....
Posted: Sat Jun 17, 2006 5:24 pm
by rotter
well....its gotta match my hair which now is yellow...and I want a black nut sack...make it look like a bumblebee.....hehehe.....
