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Shloehepadine at low prices

Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 10:32 am
by shloemoe
Are your forums feeling rundown...are you frustated by morons trying
to sell perscription drugs at a cost higher than the dope pedler around
the corner?....then maybe you should try "Shloehepadine"(Tm)

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For a brighter tomorrow.....And that brings us to Shloemoe's Pic 'o' the dayWhich kind of reminds me of the picture above
...or what reality is like when "on" the things above...I dunno?

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Btw this painting has been in the news lately cause
after being stolen by the nazi's it's been hanging in U.S. museum
...I think that's right? And reportedly just sold for 130 Million dallah.....Gustav Klimt..."Adele Bloch-Bauer I"

Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 2:52 pm
by LATaurus
cool painting, shloe

and i'll take a double prescription of shloehepadine :D

Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 3:06 pm
by shloemoe
LATaurus wrote:cool painting, shloe

and i'll take a double prescription of shloehepadine :D
(Shloemoe giggles...)

Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 6:44 am
by chriswasanon
Definitely along with the Kiss by Klimt this is his masterpiece.

Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 6:53 am
by rotter
I'll just have a beer,thanks :wink:

Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 6:54 am
by rotter
shloemoe wrote:
LATaurus wrote:cool painting, shloe

and i'll take a double prescription of shloehepadine :D
(Shloemoe giggles...)
I bet you giggle like a lil' girl..... :lol:

Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 7:02 am
by shloemoe
Now now Mr. Rotter...It's medication time!...take the pills or we'll have
to have nurse Josie give you an injection!...either way the medicine
is going to make you better...whether you like it or not....
We know what's best for Mr Rotter
Mmuuaaahhahahahah!
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Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 7:07 am
by rotter
Go ahead then...gimme the injection right in the fuckin ass Josie...I'd like that...but would you?Hehehehe....shitasscrackandallthat...hehe..nice pic Shloe,memories of college in the lab...I was the mad scientist :D

Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 7:12 am
by chriswasanon
Shloemoe reminds me of Nurse Ratchet in:

one flew East one Flew West one Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest.

Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 7:12 am
by rotter
I know whats best for Mr.Rotter...and thats to get outta this fuckin straight-jacket and escape this rubber-room town and join the fuckin circus.

Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 7:15 am
by rotter
aaaaahahaha........they can't show Cuckoos Nest in the nuthouse. :lol: ......or Girl Interupted...... :lol: Wonder why?

Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 7:15 am
by shloemoe
Shhhhhhhh.....nobody tell Mr Rotter the modern world is the circus....
In his present state of mind I think the knowledge might be too much!

Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 7:18 am
by rotter
My town is stoneage...I need modern world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I'm a fruitloop misplaced in a bowl of cornflakes...

Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 7:20 am
by shloemoe
Funny....You probably belong in Orange County Rot......and I belong
in a field! :?

Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 7:25 am
by shloemoe
reminds me of a song by The Strokes:

"Heart In A Cage"

Well I don't feel better
When I'm fucking around
And I don't write better
When I'm stuck in the ground
So don't teach me a lesson
Cause I've already learned
Yeah the sun will be shining
And my children will burn

Oh the heart beats in its cage

I don't want what you want
I don't feel what you feel
See I'm stuck in a city
But I belong in a field

Yeah we got left, left, left, left, left, left, left

Now it's three in the morning and you're eating alone

Oh the heart beats in its cage

All our friends, they're laughing at us
All of those you loved you mistrust
Help me I'm just not quite myself
Look around there's no one else left
I went to the concert and I fought through the crowd
Guess I got too excited when I thought you were around

Oh he gets left, left, left, left, left, left, left

I'm sorry you were thinking; I would steal your fire.
The heart beats in its cage
Yes the heart beats in its cage
Alright

And the heart beats in its cage

Now take the pills Mr. Rotter!!!!

Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 7:26 am
by rotter
Orange County......thats my dream space bitch..... :D

Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 7:28 am
by rotter
ok,ok...but will the pills make me normal cuz I can't handle normal...thats too much fuckin cruelty to animal RoTT.

Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 7:30 am
by rotter
I'd much rather have a beer.... :lol: Anyyyyyyone gotsssssss a beeeeeeeeerrrrrrrr?Justtttt One fuckin beer.....aaaaaahaha :lol:

Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 7:30 am
by shloemoe
Then why would you wanna live in O.C.?.....it's abnormally "normal".

Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 7:39 am
by rotter
define normal...

Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 7:41 am
by shloemoe
I'd rather not....you're being facitious Mr Rotter....You know what I mean!

Now take the pills Mr. Rotter :twisted:

Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 7:48 am
by rotter
Not until I get a circus wif sequins and naked jr... :lol: Then maybe I'll take a pill. :lol:

Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 7:53 am
by shloemoe
I think that can be arranged....we have a special therapist named
Jilly Sparkles...not only is she graceful on the trapeze, but knowledgeable
with regard to your...um...special condition.


....nurse will you have my receptionist page Ms. Sparkles?






.....sillyness!

Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 8:00 am
by rotter
aaaaaaaaahahaha.....my special condition is a gift...a manageable condition people wish they could experience....I'll take the spakles in a dirty glass :wink: .....and a jilly snack on the side. :lol: Do I get fries with that? :?

Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 1:24 pm
by shloemoe
paging.....
Ms. Sparkles...
WE have a special client for you!

Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 5:31 am
by rotter
She's busy polishin' her bubble. :D

Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 8:22 am
by shloemoe
rotter wrote:She's busy polishin' her bubble. :D
MMMM-yes...apparently Ms. Sparkles(that's you Jr) is too busy
to engage our silly little thread?....

ever since they they routed the highway to pixley,...
why folks dont come round here much....pass me that jug Rotter...
(rotter stares off down a dusty road while flys circle his gaping mouth,
unaware anything was being said till shloemoe repeats...)pass me that jug knucklehead!!! :D

Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 3:14 pm
by rotter
Here's the jug then thimbleknob,now sip slow cuz this shit is the kick! :D

Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 3:23 pm
by shloemoe
Ah shoot rotterman...you know thay'res plenty mo where dat come from.
...sides...we can always fire up the still.....you see anyone else come up
the ol shack road today?....I slept a spell....man.

Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 3:32 pm
by rotter
Not many come this a ways shloe...they must all be at masterbation classes :D

Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 3:36 pm
by rotter
cept' for Obiwan...he's here jerkin off all over the place and pissin and moanin about the NBA being rigged. :lol:

Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 3:49 pm
by shloemoe
Yea...dem city slickers and day masterbation classes....why when I
wuz a youngin we dint have no masterbation classes....shoot we
humped our pillows at night and we loved it....shoot!

Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 3:58 pm
by shloemoe
Thar ye go...I done changed my aspirations along with my avitar....
I wanna double wide out in tha hills with a septic tank and broadband
access with a good dog 'n' a shotgun....geetin vexation 'n' tarnation from
all these new fangled city folk!....oh and a nice copper still!
...oh and the new wifey...well...I shuldn't have no consternations
...what good ol girl woodn't wanna live like that?...shoot!



can ya tell shloe's been drinkin?

Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 4:08 pm
by rotter
:lol: I love it...I just added a new piss stain to my tighty whities.You are the shit,shloe :wink:

Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 4:13 pm
by Maddie
They ain't white no more bitch.Can you peel them off and change them shit encrusted discust and go have a fucking shower for fuck sakes;or no pie for you mister. :roll:

Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 4:17 pm
by shloemoe
Land sakes rotterman!....A fella gots to behold he's toilet chores!...
...aint yo mamma taught ya no beter?

Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 4:17 pm
by rotter
pie? :D I'll shove the soap up my ass for pie :D

Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 4:24 pm
by rotter
Shut up shloe...or I'll jerk your beard and tie it to your bag. :P

Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 4:24 pm
by shloemoe
Well sir ye got yer latherin to do....the shuvin...well....that's yer business
mister....'n' say howdy to the misses wood ya?

Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 4:26 pm
by shloemoe
rotter wrote:Shut up shloe...or I'll jerk your beard and tie it to your bag. :P
ya really wanna say all that to a drunken hillbilly wit a shotgun 'n'
crazy dog!.....well do ya?

Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 4:30 pm
by Maddie
Hi Shloe. :wink:

Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 4:32 pm
by rotter
shloemoe wrote:
rotter wrote:Shut up shloe...or I'll jerk your beard and tie it to your bag. :P
ya really wanna say all that to a drunken hillbilly wit a shotgun 'n'
crazy dog!.....well do ya?
I have the ultimate weapon...a disgrutled native woman wif tomahawk :lol: Beat that shit!

Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 4:33 pm
by shloemoe
I done noded that maddie done be sumthin.....she gotta tolerat yer
ass!!!

Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 4:38 pm
by rotter
Yeah...she puts up wif a lot o'shit... :lol: ..but she dishes it out too.Its a shit fight in these parts of the woods. :lol:

Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 4:40 pm
by shloemoe
Well then....a toast ter rotter 'n' maddie....gosh dern it!!!!

Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 4:44 pm
by Maddie
How sweet :) We're having a few ourselves so a toast to you Shloe. :)

Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 4:58 pm
by DIsPervertNurse
Schloe damn you!!!! Now I'm stuck on the Adam Ant Highwayman Pirate thing! FUCKER! Just though you should know!

Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 5:44 pm
by shloemoe
DIsPervertNurse wrote:Schloe damn you!!!! Now I'm stuck on the Adam Ant Highwayman Pirate thing! FUCKER! Just though you should know!
Well the pirate's always gonna be there.....AAAARRRRRRHHHH!!!!!
.ya 'all stand en ya'all deliver now....man!

Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 5:45 pm
by shloemoe
Maddie wrote:How sweet :) We're having a few ourselves so a toast to you Shloe. :)
a whiskey to ya!!! dang it...shoot!

Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 6:04 am
by rotter
stand and deliver...

Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 11:40 am
by gidgetgoestohell
You fuckers are drinkin' without ME??? Harumph....;)

Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 12:04 pm
by shloemoe
Well josh dern Miss Gidge...t'aint no cause fer comoshuns in de hen house!
Always plenty 'o' da wisky...but watch it, it's dubble run so it's extra proofed......boy howdy!!!

Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 12:21 pm
by gidgetgoestohell
Cleeetus...I done tole you what that thar home brew is agunna do to yer one remainin' brain cell....

Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 12:25 pm
by shloemoe
Shoot!...It's that last one that's causing all the trouble then!

Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 5:08 pm
by rotter
Shit...thats the last brain cell that keeps you from shittin your fuckin pants..careful ya drunkin hick. :P

Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 1:25 am
by shloemoe
Ah shucks Mr. Rotter...If that waz what's the only thing to make me
loose my stool in this hare world thar woont be a problem....thare's
many other a concern!...but it aint fer me to bring ya round ta all
the worlds a tribulations.....after all yee be a canjan folk!...nuff said!
...careful yas own self...Canajun Fool!!!!

Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 6:36 am
by rotter
nuff said eh?I can handle that... I'm offski...I'd rather be a fool by my own right and not by any standard of fools.