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Happy Birthday Chriswasanon

Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 6:57 am
by rotter
Happy Birthday to Chris... :D Lets all moon him :D

Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 7:05 am
by rotter
hehehe...I'm gonna crash his party naked! :lol:

Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 7:13 am
by chriswasanon
That sounds like an excellent idea.

Lets all put on Bollocks really loud and wear our punk gear and eat loads of jelly (gello) and ice cream and blancmange from one of those old bunny moulds. Then lets drink cheap Belgian lager and laugh insensibly at straight normal people before falling incoherent into a drunken mess in an ashtray full of roaches and cigarette butts.

I love parties like that.

The ones where you wake up naked next to someone and don't know how it happened and LO! you've used a tablecloth as a sheet and everyone can see your bare arse cos the tablecloth is more like a napkin and some punk is sitting at a table on speed still still talking to the same girl as he was 3 hours ago when you collapsed.

Thanks for the wishings Mr. Rotter.

CwA

Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 7:19 am
by rotter
Now that is my kind of party 8)

Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 9:31 am
by shloemoe
Happy Birthday cwa!!!

Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 10:36 am
by July Cleaver
Happy Birthday CWA!
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Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 11:00 am
by shloemoe
See now that's why Im just not a gay person...not that there's anything
wrong with that....but guys butt's are gross!!!!The guy in the middle needs
to wipe better I think?

...on a second look some of those look almost female...OK Im not
comfortable with this anymore :shock:

Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 12:06 pm
by gidgetgoestohell
Happy birthday CwA.....


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a lil Blanc Mange for ya....

Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 12:31 pm
by shloemoe
Blanc Mange ...that's like that giant cheese cake from Monty Python..huh?

Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 12:58 pm
by July Cleaver
he he - Jilly... Living on the ceiling? Don't tell me?

That brings back memories of the Oddessey and Old world, and dancing with boys with more makeup than me...

Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 1:04 pm
by shloemoe
Forgive my anus july but isn't this the birthday, blanc mange, and butts
thread...dont you mean to post that to "I love the 80's" thread...Im
confused if your not :D

Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 1:43 pm
by rotter
Nice to see July back... :wink:

Thank you all!!!

Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 1:56 pm
by chriswasanon
Thanks guys and gals for your birthday wishes. Nice to see the blancmange Gidge!

July I loved those serried ranks of bums - male female who cares and Rotter liked them too.

I don't caaaaaaaaaaaaaaare Shloe. Some dangle, some don't - that's all.

Thanks again.

Cheerybyski.

Chriswas

Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 2:13 pm
by July Cleaver
shloemoe wrote:Forgive my anus july but isn't this the birthday, blanc mange, and butts
thread...dont you mean to post that to "I love the 80's" thread...Im
confused if your not :D
Shoe, your anus is unforgivable!

I am always confused, however, I only added to the blancmange conversation - I didn't start it - I believe it was the birthday boy, and it's his party, he can live on the ceiling if he wants to!!
rotter wrote:Happy Birthday to Chris... :D Lets all moon him :D
I was just doing as I was told...

ps - Thanks Rotter - I had a killer migrane last week, and kept my computer time to a minimum

Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 2:20 pm
by jr
ahhaa
OLD WORLD

Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 2:21 pm
by shloemoe
Im refering to the "he he - Jilly" post contexualy it doesn't seem to fit
...guess Im being too anal again...I just dont get it

the mooning post is classic...just not my....ok where's my scorecards?

Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 2:23 pm
by rotter
The one with the shit ass is mine...hehe

Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 3:12 pm
by jr
shloemoe wrote:Im refering to the "he he - Jilly" post contexualy it doesn't seem to fit
...guess Im being too anal again...I just dont get it

the mooning post is classic...just not my....ok where's my scorecards?
im so tall im so tall
you raise me an then you let me fall

ahahah
old world..
(still laughing about that one)

Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 3:44 pm
by shloemoe
jr wrote:
shloemoe wrote:Im refering to the "he he - Jilly" post contexualy it doesn't seem to fit
...guess Im being too anal again...I just dont get it

the mooning post is classic...just not my....ok where's my scorecards?
im so tall im so tall
you raise me an then you let me fall

ahahah
old world..
(still laughing about that one)
Dont get it? :?

Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 3:52 pm
by jr
blancmange

oh
nevermind
you dont like this music

shit

Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 4:45 pm
by gidgetgoestohell
I need to find Shloe a link to that song.....

Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 5:16 pm
by rotter
I love Blancmange "Lose Your Love".....No,no,no,no,no.....I don't want you to go..no,no,no,no,no...I don't want to lose your loveeeeeee..... 8)

Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 5:28 pm
by gidgetgoestohell
I remember buying that album that the picture is of....my bf at the time was like...WHOA....this is COOL...and he was usually right...he's the one that turned me onto a whole lotta different things....

DOWN ROTTER....DOWN BOY.....

Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 5:36 pm
by shloemoe
wow...you guys aren't talking about the monty python sketch...are you?
...are you?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blancmange
A scotsman winning at Wimbledon... hilarious...you guys have all seen this
sketch right?

http://www.ibras.dk/montypython/episode07.htm

There's a band or song called blancmange?...dancing on the ceiling?
...dont get it.

Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 5:38 pm
by gidgetgoestohell
There was a skit by Monty Python...a band AND a desert....rumor had it...that when Marie Antoinette said...Let them eat cake....she was speaking of Blanc Mange....

Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 6:08 am
by chriswasanon
Blancmange JR yes I got it I recognised the lyrics couldnt put a name to the band. Thanks for the great party guys and gals it was blancmangastic.

Anytime you are at one of ma parties.

Tell us a story
sing us a song
show us yer erse
or oot yer gang.

(Gang is the old English word for go - hence gangway)

Is there a special tool available to scrape encrusted jelly and blancmange off the ceiling anyone?

Whose partying next???

CwA

Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 6:30 am
by rotter
...ahaha.....the last party I had was when I was five...what a disaster.....it was fights over red squirtgun... :lol:

Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 6:34 am
by rotter
Glad your birthday was tits Chris!Did you get birthday blowjobs from pretty women wearing new and unstained panties? :D

Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 6:53 am
by chriswasanon
Looks like I'm moving to Canada!!!!!

Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 7:17 am
by rotter
aaahahaha......come aboard the ship of whores..... :lol: ......and they all come from Montreal.....aahhahaaaaaaaaaa :lol:

Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 7:22 am
by rotter
Don't worry Maddie......I'm your whore.....and thats good enough for me sweetass :wink:

Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 7:24 am
by Maddie
Thats a good thing,bitch :wink:

Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 7:26 am
by rotter
We can be each others sluts then.

Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 7:28 am
by Maddie
Only if you vacuum and empty the dishwasher :wink:

Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 7:30 am
by rotter
Can I just wear an apron then?Nothing else? :wink:

Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 7:32 am
by Maddie
ummm..you better put something on....thats too much unwiped crack for a women to handle.

Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 7:34 am
by rotter
ok,ok....no apron...just me in your mini then... :)

Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 7:35 am
by Maddie
fucking deal! :D

Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 7:37 am
by rotter
ahhhhhh...the things we do for a lick :wink:

Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 7:39 am
by Maddie
You're nuts :roll:

Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 7:49 am
by rotter
My nuts are tired and lazy cuz of holiday,can I rest em on your chin? :lol:

Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 7:51 am
by Maddie
Stop it!Your're being nuts! :lol: :lol:

Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 7:53 am
by rotter
The more for you to devour.....aaaaaaaaahahaha.....silly cunt :lol:

Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 7:55 am
by Maddie
:roll: fucking tit :lol:

Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 7:57 am
by rotter
Oh believe me Maddie....you'll get that too... :wink: Nothin like a wonderous titfuck eh?

Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 7:58 am
by Maddie
ok,ok.....thats enough John :roll:

Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 8:01 am
by rotter
:lol: See you after work...bring me fries :D

Re: Happy Birthday Chriswasanon

Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 12:25 pm
by Glenn
rotter wrote:Happy Birthday to Chris... :D Lets all moon him :D
Hey happy birthday CWA. Hope you have a good one.

Watching the world cup from Scotters?

Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 12:59 pm
by Gooch
Happy b-day Chris!!!!

Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 2:42 pm
by chriswasanon
Thanks Glenn and Gooch -

Well Glenn as a torn ex patriot Englander in Schottland yes I am.

I will be there on Saturday on that roller coaster of:

"oooh and noooo and what and that was never offside and are you blind ref and oh God this is it and yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss! or noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

Praying that it does not go to penalties - can't stand penalty shoot outs.

Are the rest of the world laughing at England and saying that they are a crap team and that Portugal are going to gub 'em then? Or if not Porty then Germany or Brazil or anyone of 'em.

Have a look under the sofa, there may well be some lager unless JOHN drank it all. And if you climb up the ladder and use this implement you can prise off some congealed blancmange and jelly off the ceiling that we flung there with our little spoons.

Have a twiglet!

"These are very unusual snacks. They're shaped, textured and colored kind of like small twigs with the flavor of marmite. Oddly addictive. They're quite crunchy.

A favorite of Princess Dianna's."

I didn't write that someone at the parent company did for the US market