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I've often had a bit of trouble with people who speak English as
a second language. Here's a funny example from today's trip to the liquor store.
So I gets my whiskey, a couple lottery tickets , pay the money ,and
the old chinese woman clerk who's never said much but thank you to
me before asks me if I have a nice ass ..surley I was hearing
things...I said "excuse me"?....she said do I have a nice ass...thinking
quickly(probably too quicky)and seeing all porn at the counter I think
"is this my entry into the world of porn"?...a third ask gets the same
question , and just as I'm about to say,"Well ...I like to think so"
it dawns on me that she's asking me if I have $.09 nine cents to make
the change....I am not kidding you....I dont care what she thought she
was saying....She was asking me If I have a nice ass!!!!

Shloemoe's not a racist, but I DO think people should speak ENGLISH
here!!!!!

Thats the funniest shit ever Shloe...You should have dropped your pants and showed her.. But then again you don't want her to see your "hello kitty" panties,do we?

I work with a guy from China that learned english entirely from watching the Simpsons... That cool...
Shloe...you should learn Chinese and say to the woman at the store"I want to fuck your ass" in chinese......

Hey ...I believe in immigration 'n' all but sometimes this place(OC)
is crazy! I never understand what people with thick accents are
saying....I guess they work hard to learn the language and the grammar
(not so much the grammar)...ESL schools dont pay for speach therapist
er sumthin...i dunno....Ima quit before everybody starts calling me racist
again

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!!!!

aaahaha.....I could hardly ever understand my grandad as a kid...he had a thick Scottish accent so I just nodded my head and smiled...then I asked dad"What the fuck did he say"?

shloemoe wrote:Hey ...I believe in immigration 'n' all but sometimes this place(OC)
is crazy! I never understand what people with thick accents are
saying....I guess they work hard to learn the language and the grammar
(not so much the grammar)...ESL schools dont pay for speach therapist
er sumthin...i dunno....Ima quit before everybody starts calling me racist
again

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!!!!

Its confusing..but just be patient...its worth it. ...just listen and if you're confused say"Do you have a nice ass"?

SHLOE
THAT IS SOME FUNNY STORY
GREAT JUST GREAT
LOVE IT
HA
ITS TRUE
NEED TO LEARN.. CANT UNDERSTAND
THEN YOU GIVE THE VACANT .. NOD
HILARIOUS

Yeah Shloe...that was funny Thanks

Poor Shloe....you should try getting you nails done sometime......

it's kinda funny...but so damn akward...they start to get mad after
about the 3rd or fifth "what"...excuse me....what?

Its funny to get people fired up though...on purpose.

yea that's not really me...unless they piss me off...then it's on!

How can one go about pissin Shloe off?

being mean to people....dunno it varies

I can tell you how to piss me off...(unless you are OFP and he gets a pass)...pinch and twist my arm...then...fuck you cunt....I am gunna punch you smack in the face and get kicked out of wherever I am....dammit....

I must try that sometime.....hehehe...I like a good smackins.

why pinch and twist...that seems kinda like a special peeve

ya aint got nuthin against a good poke ...do ya?

What if someone pinches and twists your tit,Gidge?

Poke her in the ass Shloe and see what she does...hehehe

shloemoe wrote:why pinch and twist...that seems kinda like a special peeve

Because...some chick did EXACTLY that to me at a Manic Hispanic/X show...and I did EXACTLY what I said I'd do...and the end results were as posted as well.....

that seems right justified....somebody putting hands on ya especially
to cause hard.......KAPOW!!!!

I'll give the bitch this much...she could take a punch straight to the bridge of her nose/forehead.....

ermmm......I don't wanna fuck wif Gidge...

Rotter...I am Irish AND Catholic....nuff said......

gidgetgoestohell wrote:I'll give the bitch this much...she could take a punch straight to the bridge of her nose/forehead.....

chin is the knockout punch spins the fluid in the inner ear...down they GO!
nose-breaking 's' good too...scares me...never had it broke before.

One time I was gettin fucked hard and my dick snapped...I thought i broke it.

gidgetgoestohell wrote:Rotter...I am Irish AND Catholic....nuff said......

Lets drink some Irish whiskey and burn a bible then....

Yeaaaaahh...whiskey makes me mean....LMAO

whiskey makes me nice ...and better at everything

Shit...wine makes me mean......

double shit...wine makes me puke

Beer makes me mean......

Absinthe makes me dream..... Vodka makes me insane,literally...Rum makes me dum...whisky makes me hard,gin makes me wanna wear panties.

SOMEBODY was supposed to follow me up with A....
"LESS FILLING!!!!"

...what they dont drink bud light in Canada Rotter?

Ok you people work too much er sumthin....jeez!

Gin smells like finger polish remover...can't touch it...makes shloemoe...

shloemoe wrote:Gin smells like finger polish remover...can't touch it...makes shloemoe...

amen shloe
that gin..... disgustin

shloemoe wrote:SOMEBODY was supposed to follow me up with A....
"LESS FILLING!!!!"

...what they dont drink bud light in Canada Rotter?

Ok you people work too much er sumthin....jeez!

We drink whatever is on sale up here ... Seems to be the new trend.

rotter wrote:

shloemoe wrote:SOMEBODY was supposed to follow me up with A....
"LESS FILLING!!!!"

...what they dont drink bud light in Canada Rotter?

Ok you people work too much er sumthin....jeez!

We drink whatever is on sale up here ... Seems to be the new trend.

Dude your not familliar with the budwiser/budwiser light controversy?
tastes great/less filling.......hm....they dont do those ads in Canada...hm

We see that on american television...we just don't really cling to commercials up here.We parrrrrrrrrrty...with real beer.....hehe

Gee Shloe....I thought you were doing your Homer Simpson impersonation there...sorry....



LESS FILLING!!!!

ok,ok..i am sweet,less filling and taste greatbetcha you can't read this..ahahaha

rotter wrote:ok,ok..i am sweet,less filling and taste greatbetcha you can't read this..ahahaha

betcha I can!!

July Cleaver wrote:

rotter wrote:ok,ok..i am sweet,less filling and taste greatbetcha you can't read this..ahahaha

betcha I can!!

Ok now that's just plain silly!!!

aaaaaaaaaahahahahhaha.....fuck

rotter wrote:kiss my bunghole shloe

No you kiss me bungholio!!!!

no...you kiss my cornholio...mr.bungholio.

oh no....see what you started Shloemoe. .....now how about that private room jr,lets go watch cartoons and eat cheetos...I promise not to stare at your tits...promise!

i like the puffy cheetos, not the crunchy cheetos....
i am in..... how bout some vodka collins too!!
the drink goes well with cheetos.. i had it at britneys trailer the other day whilst we were watching sean preston... oopsy... dropped him on his head..
oh well.
im from the country you know.

I'll bring the puffy cheetos and the vodka collins,you bring britney and we'll hork in her hair...orange hork is best y'know...

Come on peeps...party in the private room with skankin Britney...cheetos,vodka collins,orange hork,jr's boobs.....jr's boobs,jr's boobs...did I mention jr's boobs?

Lets throw spit soaked cheezies at shloes' bunghole...

Why ya gotta be a bunghole?

rotter wrote:Come on peeps...party in the private room with skankin Britney...cheetos,vodka collins,orange hork,jr's boobs.....jr's boobs,jr's boobs...did I mention jr's boobs?

they are not that spectacular..
trust me

i see them every day and they do NUFFING for me..

(they arent monochromatic like lohans though... thanks christ)

xxx
(tom that was for you baby)

shloemoe wrote:Why ya gotta be a bunghole?

cuz I am a bunghole...

jr wrote:

rotter wrote:Come on peeps...party in the private room with skankin Britney...cheetos,vodka collins,orange hork,jr's boobs.....jr's boobs,jr's boobs...did I mention jr's boobs?

they are not that spectacular..
trust me
.....
xxx
(tom that was for you baby)

ah but there attatched to those eyes jr.....Sum greater than the parts
thingy.....Tom?....what's Tom got that me 'n' Rot aint got?(wait a min...
shloemoe pushes rot (gently) aside...what's Tom got that shloe aint got?)

a bigger dick...

That might be

Why don't you and Tom have a cockfight and we'll determine a winner

Na...Im cool

......ok mr.two inch..

Ya give me a complex rot...it is like that when flacid how'd
you know...see...if ya got penis E.S.P. it might be an indication that
.....well you know....nuff said.

My cock esp'd your cock and my cock choked while laughing its head off....no wonder you're obsessed wif cock,you wish your wife would sew yours back on...

my cock is king of the jungle...nuff said.

Well ya know how it goes with guys with big dicks....

yeah...tighter pussy.

And there it is....all there is...anyway...

Oh Rotter ran away?....and I thought we were gonna talk about how
guys with big dicks aren't really that responsive to the needs of a woman
oh well some ladies do like that...the big dumb shlongs..They're uh geometry demands it ....ah...what does ol shloe know?...Im spanking it tonight anyways.

i meant the lohan part
he like lohan
monochromatic tits and all
(even her FIRE crotch)

Does fire crotch give you blister dick?

shloemoe wrote:Oh Rotter ran away?....and I thought we were gonna talk about how
guys with big dicks aren't really that responsive to the needs of a woman
oh well some ladies do like that...the big dumb shlongs..They're uh geometry demands it ....ah...what does ol shloe know?...Im spanking it tonight anyways.

I'm spankin the monkey..haha.

yeah,thats it