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rotter · Post by **rotter** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 11:25 am

aaaaaaaahahahhaahhaha...it looks like he's wearin' a diaper under those pants

The Rizen shloemoe · Post by **The Rizen shloemoe** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 12:06 pm

DIsPervertNurse wrote:There are too human Monkeys!

THAT, my friend, is Monkey! Dang!

before we enter a long(no doubt) conversation on semantics
just tell me who that guy (or gal?) is...Im not up on a lot of
stuff....he doesn't look like a monkey...and if his name doesn't
have the word monkey in it...well I can't see how he or she
can be a monkey.

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 12:38 pm

Keith"monkey"Warren from the Adicts

RobertKP · Post by **RobertKP** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 2:17 pm

Correct! The Adicts are Nursie's favorite group. She's mentioned that often in the past. Shloe must be too fascinated with his own words to remember what is of interest to others here.

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 3:53 pm

cool avatar Robert

I like it!How do you get it soooooo big?

The Rizen shloemoe · Post by **The Rizen shloemoe** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 5:21 pm

RobertKP wrote:Correct! The Adicts are Nursie's favorite group. She's mentioned that often in the past. Shloe must be too fascinated with his own words to remember what is of interest to others here.

perhaps i am...I think i am just bored with music today...goes in one ear out the other...ask me something else about josie smarty pants and there goes that theory....btw cool avatar...and hey isn't it obvious when I'm being obviously superier...superuir ...sup...better than you, that it is a caricature, or do I need more emoticons?

RobertKP · Post by **RobertKP** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 11:35 pm

rotter wrote:cool avatar Robert I like it!How do you get it soooooo big?

Thanks. That's just the size I received it in e-mail. I got a few different head-bobbin' cats so I may try out different ones now & then.

RobertKP · Post by **RobertKP** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 11:46 pm

The Rizen shloemoe wrote:
RobertKP wrote:Correct! The Adicts are Nursie's favorite group. She's mentioned that often in the past. Shloe must be too fascinated with his own words to remember what is of interest to others here.
perhaps i am...I think i am just bored with music today...goes in one ear out the other...ask me something else about josie smarty pants and there goes that theory....btw cool avatar...and hey isn't it obvious when I'm being obviously superier...superuir ...sup...better than you, that it is a caricature, or do I need more emoticons?

Thanks, Shloe. No worries. To be fair, music is just my thing & the reason I'm joined this board in the first place. It's what I remember & what I talk about. I tend to ignore or just scan most non-musical comments. I'm not a deep thinker or a cyber-philosopher. I'm just me, no act, no mask, no need to make an impression on anyone. So I guess the whole caricature thing just sails over my head. My sense of humor must not be droll enough.

The Rizen shloemoe · Post by **The Rizen shloemoe** » Sat Sep 09, 2006 1:06 am

well there it is. have a nice time pussy footing around virgins records
or where-ever you do to keep up on the latest trends...Im kinda put off
by all the phoney newcomers to the music scene....I guess I like
the human interest stuff...there's nothing new under the sun...It's ALL been done before!....But I hear Jonsey's really hot these days?...a real mover and a shaker!

I wanna see you naked RobertKP in the front row...I've been wanting
to do this for years(ya know who that is right?)....is that concrete all
around or is it in my head?....all the dudes yeah!

...oh and yes I do have to admit to being just an act sometimes
as if you and your idols weren't(recall good sir "all the worlds a stage and we are merely players"

"Now Ziggy played guitar.....jammin good with weirdon gilly....and the spiders from mars...he played it left hand......."

OH...I would like to hear more about RobertKP....Im simply enthrolled
by the individual....you do sound interesting to me!

...am I being myself?...sometimes I dont know...what do you think people?...is shloemoe phoney?....oh wait...wait...wait do you guys think Am I trying to make a good impression?

Jeeeez!

....All the way to Memphis!!!!!!!!!

assholitis · Post by **assholitis** » Sat Sep 09, 2006 4:54 am

rotter wrote:aaaaaaaahahahhaahhaha...it looks like he's wearin' a diaper under those pants

Haha. Yeah, that goes beyond camel toe. Elephant toe, perhaps?

assholitis · Post by **assholitis** » Sat Sep 09, 2006 4:56 am

rotter wrote:cool avatar Robert I like it!How do you get it soooooo big?

I concur, Robert! That made me laugh. I don't know what I find funnier, the crazed look of the cat, or the fact that he's got headphones and goes rummaging through the vinyl racks at Amoeba's. My friend actually has a picture of her cat with a similarly crazed look on its face. I bet our resident cat lover, Gooch, will love it.

assholitis · Post by **assholitis** » Sat Sep 09, 2006 4:58 am

rotter wrote:I like it! How do you get it soooooo big?

Come over and I'll show you, Rott.

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Sat Sep 09, 2006 5:10 pm

assholitis wrote:
rotter wrote:I like it! How do you get it soooooo big?
Come over and I'll show you, Rott.

...ermmmmmm..no..I know you're thinkin' of me naked.

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Sat Sep 09, 2006 5:13 pm

Is Rott an act,or is it real?...YOU don't know...till you find out the reality.I don't try to impress no one...why bother,don't need NO ones' fuckin fake nice.

...I'd rather be hated and crucified.

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Sat Sep 09, 2006 5:17 pm

..but if you want to be nice,I love you thinkin' of me naked.Do you think of me naked and drunk Shloe?I bet you're pullin your pipe right now....aaaaaaaaahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

The Rizen shloemoe · Post by **The Rizen shloemoe** » Sat Sep 09, 2006 5:21 pm

That wasn't the conotation of the word naked I was using...
Naked as in emotionaly exposed.....hey I did just wank off
about 20 mins ago....but I wasn't thinkin bout you rot...
but maybe you got some kind of wank esp?....see you
are spiritually connected!

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Sat Sep 09, 2006 5:21 pm

assholitis wrote:
rotter wrote:aaaaaaaahahahhaahhaha...it looks like he's wearin' a diaper under those pants
Haha. Yeah, that goes beyond camel toe. Elephant toe, perhaps?

DEPENDS UNDERGARMENTS!

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Sat Sep 09, 2006 5:24 pm

The Rizen shloemoe wrote:That wasn't the conotation of the word naked I was using...
Naked as in emotionaly exposed.....hey I did just wank off
about 20 mins ago....but I wasn't thinkin bout you rot...
but maybe you got some kind of wank esp?....see you
are spiritually connected!

...I have the gift of seeing things before they happen.....I predict that the rubber cunt you ordered in the mail is coming on monday.....

Brad-Cow-Disease · Post by **Brad-Cow-Disease** » Sat Sep 09, 2006 7:37 pm

Touch my monkey, LOVE HIM!!!!!!!

The Rizen shloemoe · Post by **The Rizen shloemoe** » Sat Sep 09, 2006 8:18 pm

Now is de time on Sprockets ven ve Dance.....
Dance with the Pussy!

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Sun Sep 10, 2006 1:43 am

......and there's nothing like dancin' pussy

The Rizen shloemoe · Post by **The Rizen shloemoe** » Sun Sep 10, 2006 2:43 am

Well I'll let ya know monday.....

assholitis · Post by **assholitis** » Sun Sep 10, 2006 5:25 am

rotter wrote:
The Rizen shloemoe wrote:That wasn't the conotation of the word naked I was using...
Naked as in emotionaly exposed.....hey I did just wank off
about 20 mins ago....but I wasn't thinkin bout you rot...
but maybe you got some kind of wank esp?....see you
are spiritually connected!
...I have the gift of seeing things before they happen.....I predict that the rubber cunt you ordered in the mail is coming on monday.....

Why is it a man can get a rubber cunt in the mail faster than a signed poster? Ponder that one for a bit, Rott!

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Sun Sep 10, 2006 6:15 pm

I don't know

Maybe a rubber cunt has more importance than a poster and the mailfuck knows this......I guess I should have ordered the poster of a rubber cunt....but I did get a poster of a cunt......I'm happy as a rubber cunt in a brokeback mountain gangbang!

The Rizen shloemoe · Post by **The Rizen shloemoe** » Sun Sep 10, 2006 6:23 pm

actually wouldn't a rubber cunt in a brokeback mountain gangbang
fell a little neglected?

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Sun Sep 10, 2006 6:33 pm

......I'm sending you a rubber arse.....

The Rizen shloemoe · Post by **The Rizen shloemoe** » Sun Sep 10, 2006 6:36 pm

rotter wrote:......I'm sending you a rubber arse.....

the non-hairy upside down heart shape kind!!!!...I hope?

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Sun Sep 10, 2006 6:40 pm

I'm gonna make sure its NOT wiped...and filled with clorox

The Rizen shloemoe · Post by **The Rizen shloemoe** » Sun Sep 10, 2006 6:43 pm

eh?...so long as it meets then stipulations above

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Sun Sep 10, 2006 6:46 pm

I'm gonna use it first;you get sloppy seconds.If you want you can clone me with my dna and have a real cunt of your very own.

The Rizen shloemoe · Post by **The Rizen shloemoe** » Sun Sep 10, 2006 6:49 pm

na I'd clone a couple thousand of you and take over the world!!!!

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Sun Sep 10, 2006 6:54 pm

hehehehehehe

Imagine the stickin I'd get.....my cock would rot off from the damp tuna jungle

(I'm kidding Maddie)

DIsPervertNurse · Post by **DIsPervertNurse** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 9:01 pm

assholitis wrote:
rotter wrote:aaaaaaaahahahhaahhaha...it looks like he's wearin' a diaper under those pants
Haha. Yeah, that goes beyond camel toe. Elephant toe, perhaps?

I happen to be lucky enough to know what is under them there underpants!!!!

And it ain't no diaper! Holy cow...that is ALL Monkey Meat my luv's! Every last ounce!

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 4:45 am

.....moosemeat is better

DIsPervertNurse · Post by **DIsPervertNurse** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 2:40 pm

I had moose stew the other day and I didn't care for it. The meat tasted sweet to me. Now the rest of the family loved it!

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Thu Sep 14, 2006 5:09 am

Then you need to try it raw...hehehe

Gooch · Post by **Gooch** » Thu Nov 16, 2006 10:43 am

assholitis wrote:
rotter wrote:cool avatar Robert I like it!How do you get it soooooo big?
I concur, Robert! That made me laugh. I don't know what I find funnier, the crazed look of the cat, or the fact that he's got headphones and goes rummaging through the vinyl racks at Amoeba's. My friend actually has a picture of her cat with a similarly crazed look on its face. I bet our resident cat lover, Gooch, will love it.

I do!! I love how he's bouncing around, stops, and starts bouncing around again....I'm such a sucker for cats....

Gooch · Post by **Gooch** » Thu Nov 16, 2006 10:46 am

assholitis wrote:
DIsPervertNurse wrote:
rotter wrote:Naughty like Josie I bet... care for a spankin?Hmm?
LMAO...does Maddie know you wanna spank me??
By the way, you're still more than welcome here as always, Di! I'm just hoping ol' Glenners didn't frighten off the other female regulars with his posting.

Oh Glenn can't frighten me away...I think I still have his balls at my house...if so...he'll never be able to get rid of me

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Thu Nov 16, 2006 3:51 pm

Glenn has your balls?

Glenn · Post by **Glenn** » Thu Nov 16, 2006 8:18 pm

Hey Goochie.

Wazzz up!

Good to see your face here.

Work has been slamed with Christmas coming so hardly here myself.

Gooch · Post by **Gooch** » Tue Nov 21, 2006 9:50 am

Glenn wrote:Hey Goochie.

Wazzz up!

Good to see your face here.

Work has been slamed with Christmas coming so hardly here myself.

Hi Oh Glenn!

I''m glad to hear your business is doing well.