Baby Panda Sneeze

RobertKP · Post by **RobertKP** » Sat Aug 26, 2006 11:52 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5AXUN-XGTc

Engals · Post by **Engals** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 1:53 am

Yeah!...So I'm at Denny's the other day waiting to be seated,
and I shit you not, in walks a panda bear,eats a sandwich, stares both me and the waiter in the eye, and then pulls out a hand gun and starts shooting up the place. Just as calm as ever he turns to leave and the waiter says, "hey what are you doing you can't just just walk out of here". The bear says "Hey!"..."I'm a panda!"..."look it up"! Weirder yet the waiter pulls out a dictionary from behind the counter and finger thumps in recoqnition the article. So I turn the book to read and it says:

Panda--- A black and white native of central China....Eats Shoots and
leaves.

Hahahahahahaha!
You got a better panda joke?....I didn't think so!

RobertKP · Post by **RobertKP** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 10:52 am

No Sir, I bow to you, king of Panda jokes.

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 12:25 pm

I bow to no one.

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 12:26 pm

.....but I have been known to curtsie to beautiful women...

Engals · Post by **Engals** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 1:15 pm

Oh?....what's a matter Rot....you didn't get the joke?

now....

BOW DOWN!

Bow down to he who was The Great Shloemoe!(Who is now The
Even Greater Engals!)

Bow Down!

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 1:20 pm

yeshhhhh...i got the joke.....now you bow down and lemme rest my tired balls on your chin

......oh my,my Shloe...is that spunk in your beard?

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 1:31 pm

I shall call you "shloemoe spunk beard"...king of bukkake

Engals · Post by **Engals** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 5:08 pm

If that's the kinda thing you like Rot....
Then I am spunk beard...if it brings a smile
to your gay voyeristic self...so be it...who Am I
to judge?....does maddie know about this....hey it's
cool man!...just use a condom bro!

DIsPervertNurse · Post by **DIsPervertNurse** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 5:36 pm

If he used a condom then you wouldn't be a spunk beard now wouldya!?

Engals · Post by **Engals** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 6:33 pm

Huh?....guess I didn't think that out.....oh well...um...what do you guys think?...If a person had sex with Rot(and he could be monogomous)
would they need an aids test?....maybe we need a poll?....I feel dirty.

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 6:58 pm

Poll away my dirty lil spunk bearded pivotboy...bet you love circlejerks don't ya butchcocky bukkake clorox breath...PUT THE LOTION ON THE SKIN....put the lotion on the skin or you get the fuckin hose!

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 7:19 pm

put the lotion on the skin Shloemoesexual.....or precious will fuck you up!

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 7:21 pm

...you have 30 minutes or you get the hose.

.......up the ass!

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 7:35 pm

Engals · Post by **Engals** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 8:50 pm

man that's a big cock!...what's with all the cock Rot?....ya know if you
and Assholitis dont post more chick pics people will think your gay?
...or like into green frogs er sumthin...Hey! Im not judging you....
it's cool man...whatever floats yer and assholitis' boat man.

DIsPervertNurse · Post by **DIsPervertNurse** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 8:55 pm

wow...that dick covered damned near my whole screen!!!! wow...who knew that a frog could have it so good!

Engals · Post by **Engals** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 5:23 am

that's what happens when you take too much tramadol Rot...I think you need some phentermine to counter act that.

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 5:31 am

People can think I'm gay all they wanna...I'm a pie guy...but I knew how much YOU love cock Shloe..so I was givin' you the meat,frog meat..cuz it taste like chicken so keep on lickin...I bet you get a hard on takin a shit;but there's nothin wrong wif that.

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 5:32 am

DIsPervertNurse wrote:wow...that dick covered damned near my whole screen!!!! wow...who knew that a frog could have it so good!

Josie luvs green cock...

Engals · Post by **Engals** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 5:35 am

MMMMmmmm....your making me Hot!
Big boy!

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 5:38 am

Get this man a kermit with flexible asshole!

DIsPervertNurse · Post by **DIsPervertNurse** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 8:25 am

Well, someone has to love it! I mean really...someone has to love you too...poor Maddie! LOL

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 8:28 am

poor Maddie...21 years wif me this month..I think she deserves licks!

Maddie · Post by **Maddie** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 8:32 am

LOL!You'll always be my bitch