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The Kid...aka Himself....

Posted: Mon Aug 28, 2006 12:13 pm
by gidgetgoestohell
Turned 18 on Friday, August 25 ~sniffle sniffle~

Lil bastard blasted 18 by Alice Cooper all morning long....

Posted: Mon Aug 28, 2006 12:19 pm
by Glenn
congrats, 18 years of motherhood too.

Posted: Mon Aug 28, 2006 12:30 pm
by gidgetgoestohell
It's bittersweet, Glenn-O.....

Posted: Mon Aug 28, 2006 12:50 pm
by Glenn
you gotta love it

Posted: Mon Aug 28, 2006 1:10 pm
by rotter
heyy.....my kid turned 18 on the 26th of august...cool...that means Gidge and Maddie were fuckin their bitches around the same time 18 years and 9 months ago and got "the package"...aahaha :lol:

Posted: Mon Aug 28, 2006 1:19 pm
by rotter
Happy Birthday to "the Kids"... :D

Posted: Mon Aug 28, 2006 1:19 pm
by gidgetgoestohell
Ahahahahahahaha...lucky us....Himself was actually two weeks over due....9 lbs, 6 ozs......

Posted: Mon Aug 28, 2006 1:21 pm
by rotter
La Rotterette was overdue a month and wuz 7 lbs 15 ozs 8)

Posted: Mon Aug 28, 2006 1:23 pm
by rotter
ohhhhhhhh......the joy of spunk visiting cunt.....its a miracle*heavenly songs of angels inserted here*

Re: The Kid...aka Himself....

Posted: Mon Aug 28, 2006 2:31 pm
by hbsteels
gidgetgoestohell wrote:Turned 18 on Friday, August 25 ~sniffle sniffle~

Lil bastard blasted 18 by Alice Cooper all morning long....
Hey stranger...I know how you feel sorta...my oldest (yeah, the "good driver") just started UBL (University Behind Levitz...aka...Goldenwest College) today...can't believe I have a kid in college! He won't be 18 till Oct though..just got an early start in kindergarten

Posted: Mon Aug 28, 2006 2:45 pm
by rotter
shit...Kindergarden sucked...fuckin mom made me wear a polyester jumpsuit and the zipper broke.I pissed myself cuz of that zip.....fuck...I shoulda cut a hole in the crotch. :x .....and my report card said"has influence over the other children without saying a word".....aahahaha......nothins changed...I still shit myself and influence others without saying a word.....must be the stink! :lol:

Re: The Kid...aka Himself....

Posted: Mon Aug 28, 2006 3:04 pm
by gidgetgoestohell
hbsteels wrote:
gidgetgoestohell wrote:Turned 18 on Friday, August 25 ~sniffle sniffle~

Lil bastard blasted 18 by Alice Cooper all morning long....
Hey stranger...I know how you feel sorta...my oldest (yeah, the "good driver") just started UBL (University Behind Levitz...aka...Goldenwest College) today...can't believe I have a kid in college! He won't be 18 till Oct though..just got an early start in kindergarten
The Kid was held back...best thing I ever did...or he'd at UCLA, Univeristy on the Corner of Chapman and Lemon, aka Fullerton JC...my alma mater for my AA (got the BA at CSUF) and where my mother appeared on the front of the 1960 college booklette...


It is bittersweet...on one hand....he IS a boy...and the other, I suppose he IS a man, now....in someways....I am actually having a difficult time wrapping my head around it...

Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 6:18 am
by rotter
Poor Gidge...take him out for a slurpee and let him ride one of those mechanical animals at the mall if it makes you feel better.. :lol:

Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 7:27 am
by gidgetgoestohell
Hey I offered..he looked at me like I'd been hitting the crack pipe.....

Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 10:42 am
by The Rizen shloemoe
Yeah congrates to you gidge for getting one off the launch pad.
18 is just an arbitrary legal deffinition though...you may get to
enjoy the "wonder years a bit longer"....speaking only for meself
outerspace is over-rated!

Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 10:46 am
by gidgetgoestohell
He actually said he might try a rollercoater at Knotts....my son's idea of living fact is vanilla ice cream WITH sprinkles.....~shaking head~


But thank you Shloe...and everybody else....he came home from a long weekend with Jake (his dad) and brought home damned near $500. Pretty nice haul.

Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 11:28 am
by rotter
He should try ridin' that roller coaster while eatin that ice cream! :lol:

Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 11:47 am
by The Rizen shloemoe
Hey he's cleared the tower and go for throttle up!!!!....think he
could loan a fellow American whose down on his luck a 20? :D

...hey I been lookin for work...

Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 11:50 am
by rotter
Shloe.....I'll be your pimp! :lol: Fuck it.....You can be my pimp too,we'll be rich! :D

Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 11:53 am
by gidgetgoestohell
Mommy comes first babes...in more ways then one....;)

Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 11:54 am
by The Rizen shloemoe
I'll pass big mac daddy...I was looking at pics from google for
genital herpes and ass problems(for assholitis of course) and
am glad I've been celibate!

Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 12:10 pm
by rotter
I've seen pics like that....fuckin horrible...pissin razors and blisters and scabs and shit....yyukkkkk
Makes you glad to be a one pie guy :D

Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 10:14 am
by jr
congrats to gidge and the kid
rotter and your kid too

they are lucky to have cool parents!!!

Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 4:39 pm
by rotter
Thanks jr...you are a cool mom too 8)

Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 2:31 am
by assholitis
gidgetgoestohell wrote:Ahahahahahahaha...lucky us....Himself was actually two weeks over due....9 lbs, 6 ozs......
Happy birthdays to Himself and Rott Jr.! Very cool.

Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 9:00 am
by gidgetgoestohell
Thank you Tom and Kev....love you both!

Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 9:01 am
by Glenn
:(

Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 10:21 am
by Glenn
:cry:

Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 1:29 pm
by gidgetgoestohell
Awwww Glenn-O...I smooch on you all the time!!!! Everytime I see you, in fact.....

Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 1:44 pm
by Glenn
8)

Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 3:59 pm
by rotter
:( what about meeeee :cry: .....fuckin girls hate me :evil: Glenn...give us a kiss :D

Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2006 2:41 am
by assholitis
gidgetgoestohell wrote:Thank you Tom and Kev....love you both!
Aw. So good to have you back, Gidgie! :D

Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2006 2:42 am
by assholitis
gidgetgoestohell wrote:Awwww Glenn-O...I smooch on you all the time!!!! Everytime I see you, in fact.....
Haha. Yeah, Glenners. Quit whining. Gidgie's given you more love than the rest of us sods combined. Doesn't she still have your balls at her house?! :o

Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 2:58 pm
by Gooch
assholitis wrote:
gidgetgoestohell wrote:Awwww Glenn-O...I smooch on you all the time!!!! Everytime I see you, in fact.....
Haha. Yeah, Glenners. Quit whining. Gidgie's given you more love than the rest of us sods combined. Doesn't she still have your balls at her house?! :o
Actually, his balls were at my house....not sure if I ever gave them back.... Oh Glenn?

Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 11:30 pm
by The Rizen shloemoe
takes special kinda man to walk about with out his balls...hats off to ya glen!

Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2006 1:59 am
by assholitis
Gooch wrote:
assholitis wrote:
gidgetgoestohell wrote:Awwww Glenn-O...I smooch on you all the time!!!! Everytime I see you, in fact.....
Haha. Yeah, Glenners. Quit whining. Gidgie's given you more love than the rest of us sods combined. Doesn't she still have your balls at her house?! :o
Actually, his balls were at my house....not sure if I ever gave them back.... Oh Glenn?
Glenn's balls get around. By the way, welcome back, Gooch.

Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2006 7:26 am
by Gooch
assholitis wrote:
Gooch wrote:
assholitis wrote: Haha. Yeah, Glenners. Quit whining. Gidgie's given you more love than the rest of us sods combined. Doesn't she still have your balls at her house?! :o
Actually, his balls were at my house....not sure if I ever gave them back.... Oh Glenn?
Glenn's balls get around. By the way, welcome back, Gooch.
Thanks Kevin! Still waiting for my case of Gatitos prototypes .... :wink:

Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 2:16 am
by assholitis
Gooch wrote:
assholitis wrote:
Gooch wrote: Actually, his balls were at my house....not sure if I ever gave them back.... Oh Glenn?
Glenn's balls get around. By the way, welcome back, Gooch.
Thanks Kevin! Still waiting for my case of Gatitos prototypes .... :wink:
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