North to Alaska...

The Rizen shloemoe · Post by **The Rizen shloemoe** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 9:41 am

Every man, woman, and child who lives in Alaska and
registered,will receive by next month a dividend check
for over $1100!....I know the cost of living is high there
but damn!!...a family of 4?....that's almost $5000

Huh?....where's my mosquito repelant?

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 9:44 am

fuckkkkkk.....thats bigbucks!

DIsPervertNurse · Post by **DIsPervertNurse** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 11:01 am

Yes, that is the Permanent Fund Divedend! You have to live here for one full calendar year and then you can apply for and receive the PFD. It was about 1104 this year and they expect it to increase next year. Its due to the damage caused from the oil drilling and such. It has nothing to do with the cost of living here; however, that is costly as well. Not as bad as Cali though!

DIsPervertNurse · Post by **DIsPervertNurse** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 11:02 am

By the way, HI from Alaska!

The Rizen shloemoe · Post by **The Rizen shloemoe** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 11:05 am

Hey Josie!....You already know about the yellow snow....right?

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 11:35 am

HI Josie!

DIsPervertNurse · Post by **DIsPervertNurse** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 7:30 am

Yes, it's lemon right?!?!?! LMAO

The worst is the brown snow though. Not as chocolatey goodness as I thought it'd be! ROFLMAO

Yea know, I can get moose poop jewelry here!!! Who knew! These silly Alaskans! But at least they ain't like them wacky Canadians though! LOL When they say that the Yukon is baren...THE MEAN IT! They wasn't SHIT! The little towns we drove through were like only and couple homes and a restaurant/gas station/motel/general store/bar. How does one live like that??? I mean, small town living has it's advantages, but living where your only friends are the family that own the damned place, no frickin way! Seclusion has it's advantages, but that is just crazy what they got in the Yukon.

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 10:51 am

aaahahaha,its what every woman wants;moose poop necklace and ring.Rott understands about seclusion..small town life...same faces,same tired opinions....and"I'll have a double-double and twenty tim-bits please"

You could punch someone in the head and they'd say "thanks,sorry to get in your way"

The Rizen shloemoe · Post by **The Rizen shloemoe** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 12:58 pm

small towns seem kinda nice to me...so long as the houses are
spaced a bit apart and the people are nice...here the houses
are 10 feet apart....too close....but not too close to go round
punchin peeps in the head...they put ya in chains for that round here....must be nice Rot.

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 1:04 pm

I mean "verbal" punches to the head...

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 1:06 pm

Do you want a virtual kick in the boys?

I'll give you a ten foot head start...now thats nice of me.

The Rizen shloemoe · Post by **The Rizen shloemoe** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 1:07 pm

rotter wrote:I mean "verbal" punches to the head...

funny...they put ya in chains for that too round here...assault is
creating fear of physical threat....ya ever consider anger managment
counseling......hahahahaha....I hate when peep say that

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 1:13 pm

Cali must be sooooooooo nice...

Bet there's a shitload of anger management classes to vent in...

Counceling is for cunts...its cunt on cunt sessions;they don't know you,don't care to know you;frankly don't care.Just a job to pat themselves on the ass knowing they are fucking people up on a grand scale.

one cunt at a time

The Rizen shloemoe · Post by **The Rizen shloemoe** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 1:20 pm

rotter wrote:Cali must be sooooooooo nice... Bet there's a shitload of anger management classes to vent in... Counceling is for cunts...its cunt on cunt sessions;they don't know you,don't care to know you;frankly don't care.Just a job to pat themselves on the ass knowing they are fucking people up on a grand scale. one cunt at a time

it is nice...I was looking at weather in montreal ...shit that's beyond winter
here.....if you go to jail...and that can happen for just yelling at somebody...your going to find that finding an anger management
couseler is a breeze....they're everywhere...the cops come down one way,
assault style....note the ashley macdonald case...there's a lot of crime
...and nobody cares about the hardships of anyone else....and I
shit you not....we all are movie starz here...you cant imagine how old that gets

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 1:35 pm

Its raining here..like 50 degrees...it sucks.I say my piece,yell or quiet,when people deserve it.You know since you brought it up...movie stars are so fucking fake and they're lives are so material and waste...paris hilton types...you know.They think they're better than everyone else blowing by in their Hummers with their entourage looking down their noses at working class as if they're shit.When Avril comes to town for free pizza and uses the back door cuz she thinks she's so important...she forgot to realize;nobody cares about her either...miss starlite,miss starlite;the lights have burned out your senses.

I know not all movie stars are like that but the ones that are need fuckin wedgies that take months to repair....let em burn out.I despise hollow-wood type people like that.Case in point..Travis Barker...I hate you rubbing your pretty petty life on my tv.Get lost and do something amazing.I don't want to see the craP you buy and the whore you fuck spending millions on shit and gold laced carpets.

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 1:52 pm

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahhahaaaaaaaaa

The Rizen shloemoe · Post by **The Rizen shloemoe** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 2:24 pm

rotter wrote:Its raining here..like 50 degrees...it sucks.I say my piece,yell or quiet,when people deserve it.You know since you brought it up...movie stars are so fucking fake and they're lives are so material and waste...paris hilton types...you know.They think they're better than everyone else blowing by in their Hummers with their entourage looking down their noses at working class as if they're shit.When Avril comes to town for free pizza and uses the back door cuz she thinks she's so important...she forgot to realize;nobody cares about her either...miss starlite,miss starlite;the lights have burned out your senses. I know not all movie stars are like that but the ones that are need fuckin wedgies that take months to repair....let em burn out.I despise hollow-wood type people like that.Case in point..Travis Barker...I hate you rubbing your pretty petty life on my tv.Get lost and do something amazing.I don't want to see the craP you buy and the whore you fuck spending millions on shit and gold laced carpets.

Thank you for saying so Rot!!!...If I'da said it Jr or somebody would
try to chop me down...but your exactly right..."movie stars" bite it!
(most anyways..not the great shloemoe..he always has time for his fans)

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 3:11 pm

Shloe....and don't forget we all live on the oceanfront....

The Rizen shloemoe · Post by **The Rizen shloemoe** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 3:19 pm

gidgetgoestohell wrote:Shloe....and don't forget we all live on the oceanfront....

..yes we do...and it makes the weather very nice...ALL THE TIME!!!
Thank god...er somebody...that winter is coming...maybe see some
weather!!!!....wait!..let's not argue 'n' pose for the camera
(Shloemoe pecks Gidge for the camera)...I hope they got my good
side!!!!!

RobertKP · Post by **RobertKP** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 4:20 pm

gidgetgoestohell wrote:Shloe....and don't forget we all live on the oceanfront....

Not me, I'm in the mountains. Well, at least at the foot of 'em.
Hi Josie

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 5:49 pm

.....mountain goat

DIsPervertNurse · Post by **DIsPervertNurse** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 11:53 pm

Thank you Robert!

And I will say this much, small town life that I was referring to is like 2 hours to the closest neighbor in the Yukon! LMAO....Now here, it is different yet the same. Yes, we have a good size town and the little towns around are quite comfy and secluded, but the people are SOOOOOO helpful! They are so nice here. It's so different! It's been raining here almost daily and the temp has been as low as 35 and high as 52 degrees. A bit chilly, but that's okay. Off to Korea tomorrow so its all good. I will be heading right into winter straight up! LOL

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 2:26 am

sounds like Alaska is a "one-whore" town....

Yeah...I bet them peeps are soooooo helpful.Leave your wallet in your unlocked car and see what happens.

..but at least they're nice;right?

You can't trust people anywhere,they'll fuck your ass before you even get a chance to wipe the shit off.

The Rizen shloemoe · Post by **The Rizen shloemoe** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 3:27 am

rotter wrote:sounds like Alaska is a "one-whore" town.... Yeah...I bet them peeps are soooooo helpful.Leave your wallet in your unlocked car and see what happens. ..but at least they're nice;right? You can't trust people anywhere,they'll fuck your ass before you even get a chance to wipe the shit off.

damn strait!!!...that's why I lock the door when I poo!!!

Good Luck on your flight Josie!!!...Stay out of Russian
air space!!!

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 4:27 am

no,you lock the door so mum don't catch you wankin at a thousand mph sitting backward on the shitter.....

The Rizen shloemoe · Post by **The Rizen shloemoe** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 5:29 am

rotter wrote:no,you lock the door so mum don't catch you wankin at a thousand mph sitting backward on the shitter.....

...while im going poo....yeah...
doesn't everybody do it that way?

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 6:06 am

does it matter how anyone else does it?

You go let the mice out and I gotta shit too...the big brown bear has come a knockin at the door.

DIsPervertNurse · Post by **DIsPervertNurse** » Sun Oct 08, 2006 11:00 pm

Well, I'm in Korea now! Flight was long and all, but as far as I can tell I'm in one piece! LOL

Not a lot of time to chat right now, but I wanted you all to know I made it here safe and sound. Now lets see if I can stay that way!

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Mon Oct 09, 2006 2:10 am

God be with you Josie

obiwankobe · Post by **obiwankobe** » Mon Oct 09, 2006 12:21 pm

DIsPervertNurse wrote:Well, I'm in Korea now! Flight was long and all, but as far as I can tell I'm in one piece! LOL

Not a lot of time to chat right now, but I wanted you all to know I made it here safe and sound. Now lets see if I can stay that way!

great timing

Glenn · Post by **Glenn** » Mon Oct 09, 2006 12:28 pm

Yeah good luck to you DIPN!

A quick, swift, decisive victory for the US would be best.

DIsPervertNurse · Post by **DIsPervertNurse** » Mon Oct 09, 2006 10:21 pm

Yeah, it appears that I arrived at the most opportune time. Especially if you know my job. LMAO...fucking figures!

I assure you that we are fine right now. All is normal, although that can change.

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 7:32 am

Eeeeeeshhhh Nursie...I hope all is well with you....man o man....

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 12:25 pm

DIsPervertNurse wrote:Yeah, it appears that I arrived at the most opportune time. Especially if you know my job. LMAO...fucking figures!

I assure you that we are fine right now. All is normal, although that can change.

I like women that say "fucking"...

Brad-Cow-Disease · Post by **Brad-Cow-Disease** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 12:59 pm

I want to kiss you all over and take a dump on your chest.

obiwankobe · Post by **obiwankobe** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 1:37 pm

http://kimchi.pyongyang-metro.com/

watch out for the kimchi

DIsPervertNurse · Post by **DIsPervertNurse** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 2:30 am

LOL....I had Thai last night for dinner. It was DELICIOUS!

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 6:17 am

What was his name?

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 6:18 am

Brad-Cow-Disease wrote:I want to kiss you all over and take a dump on your chest.

I'm tellin' you once;i'm tellin' you twice...save it for mr.cumdump!

The Rizen shloemoe · Post by **The Rizen shloemoe** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 9:04 am

DIsPervertNurse wrote:LOL....I had Thai last night for dinner. It was DELICIOUS!

I just discovered how to make peanut butter sauce....MMMMM!!!!

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 12:42 pm

Oh man....and can you do the pickled cuckes with chilis and red onions too??? Because if you can....~gets down on one knee and propses~

The Rizen shloemoe · Post by **The Rizen shloemoe** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 12:57 pm

what are cuckes?

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 12:58 pm

cucumbers?

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 1:12 pm

Yes...cucumbers....

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 1:21 pm

I bet they hurt

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 1:28 pm

I wouldn't know...but chances are....if you asked your wife...she might be able to help ya in your quest for errrmmm...knowledge....

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 3:55 pm

...I don't do salad...

DIsPervertNurse · Post by **DIsPervertNurse** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 2:21 pm

gidgetgoestohell wrote:Oh man....and can you do the pickled cuckes with chilis and red onions too??? Because if you can....~gets down on one knee and propses~

bibim is the name of it

The Rizen shloemoe · Post by **The Rizen shloemoe** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 3:31 pm

DIsPervertNurse wrote:
gidgetgoestohell wrote:Oh man....and can you do the pickled cuckes with chilis and red onions too??? Because if you can....~gets down on one knee and propses~
bibim is the name of it

What?

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 4:14 pm

DIsPervertNurse · Post by **DIsPervertNurse** » Mon Oct 16, 2006 9:19 pm

Bibim is the dish she is talking about..its a korea cucumber salad.

The Rizen shloemoe · Post by **The Rizen shloemoe** » Mon Oct 16, 2006 9:56 pm