Your Great One Has Fallen!

The Rizen shloemoe · Post by **The Rizen shloemoe** » Sat Oct 07, 2006 8:28 am

1 cold virus + 1 Shloemoe = GLOBAL CATASTROPHE!!!!

Join with the masses of humanity as they pray for a return
to health and vigor of The Great Shloemoe!...wont you?

...that little hottie in the red is really praying hard....Join her!!!

...Shloemoe never gets colds....what's up with that?

...stupid poll was supposed to have a 3rd option(4 or more a year)
then I say ew!...stay away!.....why doesn't a 3rd option show?

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Sat Oct 07, 2006 5:04 pm

Dr.Rott says"Drink lots of fluids(rum,beer,wine,absinthe,vodka,etc),take an asparin and call me in the morning and if I'm not in its because I'm bangin' the hottie in the red".....hehehe.....aahahaha.....you sneeze,you lose

The Rizen shloemoe · Post by **The Rizen shloemoe** » Sat Oct 07, 2006 6:41 pm

That's an amusing new avatar ya got there Rot!
...man's best friend indeed!!

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Sun Oct 08, 2006 1:51 am

Yeah,found it at jonesys myspace

chriswasanon · Post by **chriswasanon** » Sun Oct 08, 2006 2:59 am

On that subject - ain't nature wonderful.

Glenn · Post by **Glenn** » Sun Oct 08, 2006 11:00 am

I hope you get well real soon o wise one to lead us again.

chriswasanon · Post by **chriswasanon** » Sun Oct 08, 2006 12:57 pm

Glenn wrote:I hope you get well real soon o wise one to lead us again.

Quite right Glenn O.

"Shloemoe is our leader"

probably...

chriswasanon · Post by **chriswasanon** » Sun Oct 08, 2006 1:03 pm

When I saw he had "fallen" I thought.

What

...in love?
...over
...out
...in
...over drunk as a skunk
... after the fall (Human kind's expulsion from Garden of Eden, a bit like the closure of the Jones Blog or something...)
for something...
from a 450 gazillion storey building...

Possibilities are endless.

Enjoy ALL Your sundays.

Cw A!

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Sun Oct 08, 2006 5:35 pm

fuck the blog...fuck the world...fuck the leaders with no vision and fuck God.

The Rizen shloemoe · Post by **The Rizen shloemoe** » Sun Oct 08, 2006 6:06 pm

rotter wrote:fuck the blog...fuck the world...fuck the leaders with no vision and fuck God.

you sure know how sweet talk a fella rotman...why dont you
just shut up, and hold me in the moonlight loverboy!

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Sun Oct 08, 2006 6:08 pm

ok,we'll watch the moon crash into the earth :DThe sky will turn blood red then the comets will rain on us too...what fun!

The Rizen shloemoe · Post by **The Rizen shloemoe** » Sun Oct 08, 2006 6:09 pm

where'ya find the durer woodcut?

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Sun Oct 08, 2006 6:10 pm

in my head...

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Sun Oct 08, 2006 6:16 pm

upside down spining around and around
then the universe fell on its heels
and the horsemen came calling
the earth the final battle

the moon fell from the sky
the stars glistened twice their size
the sun came to sight at midnight
and the horsemen came about
to destroy this decayed and horrible sin
named Eden

Cassia wept as the beach turned blood
She picked up the bodies
Carried them to the garden
layed them to rest row by row
near the poppy blooms and ocean

The cinnamon angel ....wept.

The Rizen shloemoe · Post by **The Rizen shloemoe** » Sun Oct 08, 2006 6:30 pm

it's the four horsemen of the apocolypse ya know?

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Sun Oct 08, 2006 6:32 pm

As hell unleashed its final fury
The bodies rose to life
The accomplice named Mary
drew her sword and with
all might and strength
Beheaded the four horsemen
With just one take.
The night turned day
The day became dawn
then fall and winter
spring and sun
The flowers bloomed in what
was May.. it was febuary
2023

The Rizen shloemoe · Post by **The Rizen shloemoe** » Sun Oct 08, 2006 6:35 pm

are you in the grip of satan again Rot?...need some time?

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Sun Oct 08, 2006 6:37 pm

no...i'm fine..i just like to write.

Maddie · Post by **Maddie** » Mon Oct 09, 2006 7:46 am

The Rizen shloemoe wrote:are you in the grip of satan again Rot?...need some time?

Rot is satan in white satin panties

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Mon Oct 09, 2006 8:05 am

I don't wear undies

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Mon Oct 09, 2006 8:09 am

Hey Shloe...take care of that cold...and rest your dick in some nice hot chicken soup.

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Mon Oct 09, 2006 9:14 am

Maddie...today is thanksgivin and to celebrate this holiday you should dress up as a turkey and walk around the neighbourhood and scream"eat me!'!

Maddie · Post by **Maddie** » Mon Oct 09, 2006 9:15 am

yeah right

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Mon Oct 09, 2006 9:17 am

ahahaha...I'd pluck your feathers and STUFF you!

Maddie · Post by **Maddie** » Mon Oct 09, 2006 9:19 am

Do I get a "side" order of gravy all over me?

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Mon Oct 09, 2006 9:21 am

yeah.....and I get pie too...and you know how much i love me pie

Pumpkin puss makes me hoTT...must be a secret ingredient

Maddie · Post by **Maddie** » Mon Oct 09, 2006 9:24 am

You like your pie with whipped toppins?

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Mon Oct 09, 2006 9:26 am

hmmmmm...i musta be gettin lucky charms tonite

Maddie · Post by **Maddie** » Mon Oct 09, 2006 9:29 am

With yellow moons,purple clover,bright stars and grass stains on your fuckin ass;and the earth trapped captive under your nails.

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Mon Oct 09, 2006 9:32 am

its gonna be backyard bingo

.....i can hardly fuckin wait.Gotta go practice...laterz

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Your Great One Has Fallen!

How often do you catch colds?

Your Great One Has Fallen!