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Your Great One Has Fallen!
Posted: Sat Oct 07, 2006 8:28 am
by The Rizen shloemoe
1 cold virus + 1 Shloemoe = GLOBAL CATASTROPHE!!!!
Join with the masses of humanity as they pray for a return
to health and vigor of The Great Shloemoe!...wont you?
...that little hottie in the red is really praying hard....Join her!!!
...Shloemoe never gets colds....what's up with that?
...stupid poll was supposed to have a 3rd option(4 or more a year)
then I say ew!...stay away!.....why doesn't a 3rd option show?
Posted: Sat Oct 07, 2006 5:04 pm
by rotter
Dr.Rott says"Drink lots of fluids(rum,beer,wine,absinthe,vodka,etc),take an asparin and call me in the morning and if I'm not in its because I'm bangin' the hottie in the red".....hehehe.....aahahaha.....you sneeze,you lose
Posted: Sat Oct 07, 2006 6:41 pm
by The Rizen shloemoe
That's an amusing new avatar ya got there Rot!
...man's best friend indeed!!
Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 1:51 am
by rotter
Yeah,found it at jonesys myspace
Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 2:59 am
by chriswasanon
On that subject - ain't nature wonderful.
Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 11:00 am
by Glenn
I hope you get well real soon o wise one to lead us again.
Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 12:57 pm
by chriswasanon
Glenn wrote:I hope you get well real soon o wise one to lead us again.
Quite right Glenn O.
"Shloemoe is our leader"
probably...
Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 1:03 pm
by chriswasanon
When I saw he had "fallen" I thought.
What
...in love?
...over
...out
...in
...over drunk as a skunk
... after the fall (Human kind's expulsion from Garden of Eden, a bit like the closure of the Jones Blog or something...)
for something...
from a 450 gazillion storey building...
Possibilities are endless.
Enjoy ALL Your sundays.
Cw A!
Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 5:35 pm
by rotter
fuck the blog...fuck the world...fuck the leaders with no vision and fuck God.
Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 6:06 pm
by The Rizen shloemoe
rotter wrote:fuck the blog...fuck the world...fuck the leaders with no vision and fuck God.
you sure know how sweet talk a fella rotman...why dont you
just shut up, and hold me in the moonlight loverboy!
Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 6:08 pm
by rotter
ok,we'll watch the moon crash into the earth :DThe sky will turn blood red then the comets will rain on us too...what fun!
Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 6:09 pm
by The Rizen shloemoe
where'ya find the durer woodcut?
Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 6:10 pm
by rotter
in my head...
Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 6:16 pm
by rotter
upside down spining around and around
then the universe fell on its heels
and the horsemen came calling
the earth the final battle
the moon fell from the sky
the stars glistened twice their size
the sun came to sight at midnight
and the horsemen came about
to destroy this decayed and horrible sin
named Eden
Cassia wept as the beach turned blood
She picked up the bodies
Carried them to the garden
layed them to rest row by row
near the poppy blooms and ocean
The cinnamon angel ....wept.
Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 6:30 pm
by The Rizen shloemoe
it's the four horsemen of the apocolypse ya know?
Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 6:32 pm
by rotter
As hell unleashed its final fury
The bodies rose to life
The accomplice named Mary
drew her sword and with
all might and strength
Beheaded the four horsemen
With just one take.
The night turned day
The day became dawn
then fall and winter
spring and sun
The flowers bloomed in what
was May.. it was febuary
2023
Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 6:35 pm
by The Rizen shloemoe
are you in the grip of satan again Rot?...need some time?
Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 6:37 pm
by rotter
no...i'm fine..i just like to write.
Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 7:46 am
by Maddie
The Rizen shloemoe wrote:are you in the grip of satan again Rot?...need some time?
Rot is satan in white satin panties
Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 8:05 am
by rotter
I don't wear undies
Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 8:09 am
by rotter
Hey Shloe...take care of that cold...and rest your dick in some nice hot chicken soup.
Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 9:14 am
by rotter
Maddie...today is thanksgivin and to celebrate this holiday you should dress up as a turkey and walk around the neighbourhood and scream"eat me!'!
Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 9:15 am
by Maddie
yeah right
Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 9:17 am
by rotter
ahahaha...I'd pluck your feathers and STUFF you!
Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 9:19 am
by Maddie
Do I get a "side" order of gravy all over me?
Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 9:21 am
by rotter
yeah.....and I get pie too...and you know how much i love me pie
Pumpkin puss makes me hoTT...must be a secret ingredient
Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 9:24 am
by Maddie
You like your pie with whipped toppins?
Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 9:26 am
by rotter
hmmmmm...i musta be gettin lucky charms tonite
Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 9:29 am
by Maddie
With yellow moons,purple clover,bright stars and grass stains on your fuckin ass;and the earth trapped captive under your nails.
Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 9:32 am
by rotter
its gonna be backyard bingo