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who'da thought this would fail?

Post by The Rizen shloemoe »

Cat-Cloning Company to Close Its Doors

Associated Press News SAN FRANCISCO (AP) - Genetic Savings & Clone, a biotechnology company that sold cloned pets, sent letters to its customers last month informing them it will close at the end of the year because of little demand for cloned cats. The company had recently reduced the price from $50,000 to $32,000.

For $32,000 a piece you could have had 1,2,3,4,5,6.....
identical kitties!!!!!.....Yeah Kitties!!!!
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Weeeeeee!!!!!
That should get Gooch to post!!!!!
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Post by ChispaFilthyLucre »

excellent!!!
Im a clone
who is original? hahahahaha
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I think I'll clone some more pizza,I'm still hungry
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Post by ChispaFilthyLucre »

yeahhh
I clonning some speed lines
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I'm cloning the meek,so they inherit the earth.
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Post by ChispaFilthyLucre »

rotter send me a pizza clon
its time to eat
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Post by rotter »

fuck yeah...I'll send ya the cloned beers too... :D
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Post by ChispaFilthyLucre »

fuck rotter.thanks... that beer is better than original!!!
maybe can I send you something cloned????
maybe tits? no no no no :lol:
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Post by rotter »

tits with pinched nips? :D
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Post by ChispaFilthyLucre »

yessssssssssss
all you want it Rotter...but
dont forget today is 13
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oh yeah..every day is the same,..so.. the date really means nothin to me unless you're doin somethin or its a holiday or birfday.
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so?kill me :D
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I'll send you a black pussy cat,a broken mirror and a ladder to walk under :lol:
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come on kitty...grab the mirror i broke when i shaved this 13th and we'll pack the ladder and walk right under to Chispas' house :D
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I'll come if I can go! :D
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you can go and come :lol:
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Post by ChispaFilthyLucre »

yeahhhh Im waiting the Jason clone
may he comes from CANADA :lol:
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I'm a frankensteinery kind of monsta... :lol: made from dead memories and no future. :lol: Lets party.... :D :D :D
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aaahahahaha.....cheers Chispa 8)
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Post by ChispaFilthyLucre »

and now Im gonna eat merluza clone,
wine clone..........
see you later
I hate original
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Post by rotter »

...original has no originality..alas...we're all clones.Maddie....clone yourself so I can have double trouble. :lol:
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You can't even handle the original.What makes you think you'd handle me and my clone? :lol: We'd kill you! :wink:
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Thats the idea,my dear.Now..off to the basement lab and I'll get to work cloning you........mmwwhahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa :twisted: Please.....remove your clothes :D :D :D :D
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I know ALL your tricks. :P You just wanna pinch my nips :P
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shit... :lol:
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Post by The Rizen shloemoe »

I was working in the lab late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
For my monster from his slab began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise


He did the mash !!!
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Post by rotter »

Maddie;touch my electrodes and feeeeeeel the burn in the center of your crotchins :P
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Post by Maddie »

I'm busy mashin'...touch your own electrodes :P ...bitch :lol:
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Post by The Rizen shloemoe »

....seems relavant....Bowie...

"Moonage Daydream"

I'm an alligator, I'm a mama-papa coming for you
I'm the space invader, I'll be a rock 'n' rollin' bitch for you
Keep your mouth shut,
you're squawking like a pink monkey bird
And I'm busting up my brains for the words

Keep your 'lectric eye on me babe
Put your ray gun to my head
Press your space face close to mine, love

Freak out in a moonage daydream oh yeah!

Don't fake it baby, lay the real thing on me
The church of man, love
Is such a holy place to be
Make me baby, make me know you really care

Make me jump into the air

Keep your 'lectric eye on me babe
Put your ray gun to my head
Press your space face close to mine, love
Freak out in a moonage daydream oh yeah!

Freak out, far out, in out
Having abandoned my search for truth,
I am now looking for a good fantasy.
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Post by jr »

i wonder if they could genetically alter the dander so that alergies are aleved...
hmmmm...... something to look into.
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Post by The Rizen shloemoe »

jr wrote:i wonder if they could genetically alter the dander so that alergies are aleved...
hmmmm...... something to look into.
Who ya talkin bout Maddie n Rotter or cats? :D

Cats?...yeah they just did that for cats...Engineering
a better tomorrow...until the next engineered
disaster

Maddie N Rotter?....ya gotta squirt em with the hose to
separate em.... :D
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Re: who'da thought this would fail?

Post by Gooch »

The Rizen shloemoe wrote:That should get Gooch to post!!!!!
Damn you and your cat post.....they work every time.... :wink:
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Post by rotter »

yeah...the power of puss :D Good one Shloe :wink:
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