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who'da thought this would fail?

Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 3:22 pm
by The Rizen shloemoe
Cat-Cloning Company to Close Its Doors

Associated Press News SAN FRANCISCO (AP) - Genetic Savings & Clone, a biotechnology company that sold cloned pets, sent letters to its customers last month informing them it will close at the end of the year because of little demand for cloned cats. The company had recently reduced the price from $50,000 to $32,000.

For $32,000 a piece you could have had 1,2,3,4,5,6.....
identical kitties!!!!!.....Yeah Kitties!!!!
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Weeeeeee!!!!!
That should get Gooch to post!!!!!

Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 4:26 am
by ChispaFilthyLucre
excellent!!!
Im a clone
who is original? hahahahaha

Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 5:00 am
by rotter
I think I'll clone some more pizza,I'm still hungry

Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 5:12 am
by ChispaFilthyLucre
yeahhh
I clonning some speed lines

Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 5:23 am
by rotter
I'm cloning the meek,so they inherit the earth.

Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 5:33 am
by ChispaFilthyLucre
rotter send me a pizza clon
its time to eat

Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 5:36 am
by rotter
fuck yeah...I'll send ya the cloned beers too... :D

Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 5:44 am
by ChispaFilthyLucre
fuck rotter.thanks... that beer is better than original!!!
maybe can I send you something cloned????
maybe tits? no no no no :lol:

Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 5:46 am
by rotter
tits with pinched nips? :D

Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 6:03 am
by ChispaFilthyLucre
yessssssssssss
all you want it Rotter...but
dont forget today is 13
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Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 6:10 am
by rotter
oh yeah..every day is the same,..so.. the date really means nothin to me unless you're doin somethin or its a holiday or birfday.

Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 6:12 am
by ChispaFilthyLucre
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Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 6:13 am
by rotter
so?kill me :D

Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 6:16 am
by rotter
I'll send you a black pussy cat,a broken mirror and a ladder to walk under :lol:

Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 6:17 am
by rotter
come on kitty...grab the mirror i broke when i shaved this 13th and we'll pack the ladder and walk right under to Chispas' house :D

Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 6:21 am
by Maddie
I'll come if I can go! :D

Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 6:22 am
by rotter
you can go and come :lol:

Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 6:24 am
by ChispaFilthyLucre
yeahhhh Im waiting the Jason clone
may he comes from CANADA :lol:

Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 6:32 am
by rotter
I'm a frankensteinery kind of monsta... :lol: made from dead memories and no future. :lol: Lets party.... :D :D :D

Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 6:39 am
by rotter
aaahahahaha.....cheers Chispa 8)

Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 6:39 am
by ChispaFilthyLucre
and now Im gonna eat merluza clone,
wine clone..........
see you later
I hate original

Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 6:42 am
by rotter
...original has no originality..alas...we're all clones.Maddie....clone yourself so I can have double trouble. :lol:

Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 6:48 am
by Maddie
You can't even handle the original.What makes you think you'd handle me and my clone? :lol: We'd kill you! :wink:

Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 6:49 am
by rotter
Thats the idea,my dear.Now..off to the basement lab and I'll get to work cloning you........mmwwhahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa :twisted: Please.....remove your clothes :D :D :D :D

Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 6:54 am
by Maddie
I know ALL your tricks. :P You just wanna pinch my nips :P

Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 6:56 am
by rotter
shit... :lol:

Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 7:15 am
by The Rizen shloemoe
I was working in the lab late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
For my monster from his slab began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise


He did the mash !!!

Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 8:11 am
by rotter
Maddie;touch my electrodes and feeeeeeel the burn in the center of your crotchins :P

Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 8:13 am
by Maddie
I'm busy mashin'...touch your own electrodes :P ...bitch :lol:

Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 10:10 am
by The Rizen shloemoe
....seems relavant....Bowie...

"Moonage Daydream"

I'm an alligator, I'm a mama-papa coming for you
I'm the space invader, I'll be a rock 'n' rollin' bitch for you
Keep your mouth shut,
you're squawking like a pink monkey bird
And I'm busting up my brains for the words

Keep your 'lectric eye on me babe
Put your ray gun to my head
Press your space face close to mine, love

Freak out in a moonage daydream oh yeah!

Don't fake it baby, lay the real thing on me
The church of man, love
Is such a holy place to be
Make me baby, make me know you really care

Make me jump into the air

Keep your 'lectric eye on me babe
Put your ray gun to my head
Press your space face close to mine, love
Freak out in a moonage daydream oh yeah!

Freak out, far out, in out

Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 11:19 am
by jr
i wonder if they could genetically alter the dander so that alergies are aleved...
hmmmm...... something to look into.

Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 11:27 am
by The Rizen shloemoe
jr wrote:i wonder if they could genetically alter the dander so that alergies are aleved...
hmmmm...... something to look into.
Who ya talkin bout Maddie n Rotter or cats? :D

Cats?...yeah they just did that for cats...Engineering
a better tomorrow...until the next engineered
disaster

Maddie N Rotter?....ya gotta squirt em with the hose to
separate em.... :D

Re: who'da thought this would fail?

Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 10:14 am
by Gooch
The Rizen shloemoe wrote:That should get Gooch to post!!!!!
Damn you and your cat post.....they work every time.... :wink:

Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 10:34 am
by rotter
yeah...the power of puss :D Good one Shloe :wink: