Santa Ana winds

The Rizen shloemoe · Post by **The Rizen shloemoe** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 5:54 am

They're coming...The jet stream is lowering...
as it does every year at this time...and to mark
the occasion nature is sending dry desert winds
...it puts on the lotion or it drys out like a dead
leave...dont forget to wear woolen socks and shock
the bu-jesus out of one another...FUN!

A shot from space during a Santa Ana...see the
dust being blown out to sea?

I used to like the Santa Ana's...back when I was
an incorigable snott...the winds mess with my
brains electrical functions...a clockwork orange
thingy...No that wasn't a dog in the alley....
your car has just been stolen!...Hehehehe...
MADNESS!!!....HAHAHAHA!...MADNESS...

(insane joker laughter)...But, I share too much?
...no?

Ah! Youth!...If I only knew then what I know now...

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 6:54 am

......and this is what the canadian wind blew in......

Oohhhhh Canada!Yeah baby!

The Rizen shloemoe · Post by **The Rizen shloemoe** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 7:29 am

I wonder if that was the look that young lady
was going for?....oh well...there is just no
accounting for taste...ya know it when ya see
it...and uh-hum...you know it when ya dont.

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 10:15 am

Nice camel toe!!!

obiwankobe · Post by **obiwankobe** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 10:50 am

gidgetgoestohell wrote:Nice camel toe!!!

Canadian camels?

The Rizen shloemoe · Post by **The Rizen shloemoe** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 12:17 pm

Because of the three walls and the house, my backyard
acts as a cold sump...this morning my electric
thermometer read a temperture of 39.0 F...The Shloe
"never" gets cold, but I had to wear a sweater for
my 4:00am walk....BuRRRRRRr...the grass had frost
in spots...cold!

that's colder than what Rotter said it was up there
yesterday

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 12:22 pm

Did your nuts go raisonbag?...and what the fuck are you doing walkin' at 4am?Looking for gay hookers that like the weather channel?

obiwankobe · Post by **obiwankobe** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 12:25 pm

rotter wrote:Did your nuts go raisonbag?...and what the fuck are you doing walkin' at 4am?Looking for gay hookers that like the weather channel?

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 12:28 pm

obiwankobe wrote:
gidgetgoestohell wrote:Nice camel toe!!!
Canadian camels?

There's canadian cockhammer if you want that.....

ChispaFilthyLucre · Post by **ChispaFilthyLucre** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 12:34 pm

rotter wrote:Did your nuts go raisonbag?...and what the fuck are you doing walkin' at 4am?Looking for gay hookers that like the weather channel?

excelent Rotter

I want to know too

The Rizen shloemoe · Post by **The Rizen shloemoe** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 12:39 pm

4:00am?... my favorite time of the day...now...
no cars...no people...it's neato man...was that
a dog in the alley?

...the Cemetary is nice then too!

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 12:42 pm

If you see a nasty dog in the alley...throw the fucker a rubber pussy soaked in Shloe spunk.

ChispaFilthyLucre · Post by **ChispaFilthyLucre** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 12:43 pm

The Rizen shloemoe wrote:4:00am?... my favorite time of the day...now...
no cars...no people...it's neato man...was that
a dog in the alley?

...the Cemetary is nice then too!

yeah thats great

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 12:43 pm

The Rizen shloemoe wrote:4:00am?... my favorite time of the day...now...
no cars...no people...it's neato man...was that
a dog in the alley?

...the Cemetary is nice then too!

cemetary...mmm..I love cemetarys.Great place to fuck is in a cemetary at 4am with gay hookers that love the weather channel.Jezzzzz Shloe...stay and bed and masterbate while ceiling cat smiles at ye!

ChispaFilthyLucre · Post by **ChispaFilthyLucre** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 12:48 pm

necrofilia?

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 12:49 pm

Well...a dead girl is pretty tight lipped!

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 12:55 pm

Seriously...can I be serious?I like early mornin' and late nite walks too.Its quiet..no cars,no cunts,no shit....Its so quiet you can hear a fart from a cop lickin boston creme donut a block away.Springside Park and the cemetary are cool walking places where I live.

The Rizen shloemoe · Post by **The Rizen shloemoe** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 1:00 pm

Last week was strolling thru the cemetary when I
came round a turn and almost walked into a cop
car...lights out engine off....scared the !@#$ out
of me....wonder what he was doing there at 4:00am
...I didn't look in....didn't want to see him doing
anything creepy...I could just see the headlines
"Man shot in cemetary after assaulting officer...
er sumthin...haven't been back since...miss it
....there's scary things in there.

ChispaFilthyLucre · Post by **ChispaFilthyLucre** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 1:01 pm

as you know that it is of donut?

jr · Post by jr » Wed Nov 29, 2006 1:03 pm

The Rizen shloemoe wrote:Last week was strolling thru the cemetary when I
came round a turn and almost walked into a cop
car...lights out engine off....scared the !@#$ out
of me....wonder what he was doing there at 4:00am
...I didn't look in....didn't want to see him doing
anything creepy...I could just see the headlines
"Man shot in cemetary after assaulting officer...
er sumthin...haven't been back since...miss it
....there's scary things in there.

yeah ... like you!
wtf?
cemetaries are no plae to walk in the early hours
unless you undead
dig?
shloe - you so crazy

The Rizen shloemoe · Post by **The Rizen shloemoe** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 1:05 pm

rotter wrote:Seriously...can I be serious?I like early mornin' and late nite walks too.Its quiet..no cars,no cunts,no shit....Its so quiet you can hear a fart from a cop lickin boston creme donut a block away.Springside Park and the cemetary are cool walking places where I live.

Ima check it out on satelite rot...and see how wierd YOU r.
...trenchcoat and stalkings in the bushes no doubt?

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 1:08 pm

...whats wrong wif cemetary walks Jr?Yeah...just check me out Shloe with your satellite...I'm in the trench coat and jackboots.Yeah...spiked blonde hair and cock hangin out..aahahhahahaaaaaaaaa

jr · Post by jr » Wed Nov 29, 2006 1:11 pm

nothing wrong with cemetary just not the place i want to walk at o dark thirty ... jame gumm might getcha
or shloe...
ahhahah

jr · Post by jr » Wed Nov 29, 2006 1:11 pm

if your lucky that is
ahahha

ChispaFilthyLucre · Post by **ChispaFilthyLucre** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 1:11 pm

I cannot stop to laugh
Im gonna to cemetary now

The Rizen shloemoe · Post by **The Rizen shloemoe** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 1:11 pm

jr wrote:
The Rizen shloemoe wrote:Last week was strolling thru the cemetary when I
came round a turn and almost walked into a cop
car...lights out engine off....scared the !@#$ out
of me....wonder what he was doing there at 4:00am
...I didn't look in....didn't want to see him doing
anything creepy...I could just see the headlines
"Man shot in cemetary after assaulting officer...
er sumthin...haven't been back since...miss it
....there's scary things in there.
yeah ... like you!
wtf?
cemetaries are no plae to walk in the early hours
unless you undead
dig?
shloe - you so crazy

Perhaps...but it's beautiful there at night...daytime too
I've played there as a kid...it's part of the "hood"

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 1:14 pm

ChispaFilthyLucre wrote:I cannot stop to laugh
Im gonna to cemetary now

Watch out for Shloe...

The Rizen shloemoe · Post by **The Rizen shloemoe** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 1:18 pm

jr wrote:nothing wrong with cemetary just not the place i want to walk at o dark thirty ... jame gumm might getcha
or shloe...
ahhahah

It's the cops what scare me...shloemoe'll just get on
your nerves...but cops try so hard to be normal they
might not respect a guys right to walk in the park at
night

Toadies "Possum Kingdom"

Make up your mind
Decide to walk with me
Around the lake tonight
.......Behind the boathouse
I'll show you my dark secret

What?.. Jr you dont wanna take an evening stroll
thru the park with ol Shloe?

ChispaFilthyLucre · Post by **ChispaFilthyLucre** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 1:18 pm

rotter wrote:
ChispaFilthyLucre wrote:I cannot stop to laugh
Im gonna to cemetary now
Watch out for Shloe...

the danger is a bloke with "spiked blonde hair and cock hangin out"

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 1:20 pm

aaaaaaaahahahaha.....yeah.Punk with lethal stink stick.

jr · Post by jr » Wed Nov 29, 2006 2:12 pm

no cemetaries for me
4:00 in the morning = middle of night for me
unless i gotta drive to vegas.. i not gettin up at 4:00 in the morning.
not even for shloe and a bunch of dead guys

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 2:51 pm

Along time ago...we used to party in Good Shepard Cemetary in HB...(Turns out one of the guys who I hung out with ended up being buried there. Then his mother dug him up and took him with her to Vegas. Notice no name dropping, Oscar Mier, you scum guzzling douche nozzle)....

Anyway....we were there...hanging out with Jack from TSOL (there's a name drop you cum gurgling take it up the ass cross dressing sumbitch) and I feel into an open grave...creeped me out...whew....

jr · Post by jr » Wed Nov 29, 2006 2:57 pm

first you had to go to weinerschnitzel across the street and get some dogs,,, then go to the cemetary ahaha

(name dropping of my own)
ahahah

i went there too in high school
a loooong time ago too!

ahahha
good one gidge

The Rizen shloemoe · Post by **The Rizen shloemoe** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 3:01 pm

hey Gidge....carrots are rich in beta keratenes...
they help with night vision

...Im just saying....

The Rizen shloemoe · Post by **The Rizen shloemoe** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 6:54 pm

So they're a blowin huh?...huh?...huh?
I'm already tired of em...I find these
winds kinda irritating...in a stimulating
way... there's a static eletric charge aroundf
my brain....my brain...doctor?...my brain!
....my brain doctor....it itches!!!!!!

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 3:56 am

If we harnessed the electric current in your head it wouldn't turn a pinwheel.

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 4:00 am

Speakin' of graves....when I was a pallbearer for my granddad I tripped carrying the casket and almost fell into his grave.Imagine the shame of getting my cute suit dirty.

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 4:08 am

gidgetgoestohell wrote:Nice camel toe!!!

aaahahaha.....she actually fell on an axe.

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 11:35 am

jr wrote:first you had to go to weinerschnitzel across the street and get some dogs,,, then go to the cemetary ahaha

(name dropping of my own)
ahahah

i went there too in high school
a loooong time ago too!

ahahha
good one gidge

Yes you did! And my friend, Kimmie Nueska (another name for Herr Fucking Mier) who dated a guy from China White, I think....lived in the condos right behind the cemetary....