culture vultures...

[The Rizen shloemoe]

ya know...I dont know if i even know all the words to the clashes
"Rock the Casbah"..but If i ever am fortunate enough to meet
the young men from the cingular commercial where they think
the words are "lock the cash box" or "stop the catbox" I'm
gonna punch er pinch their tiny heads!!!!....I mean it!!!!!
Shloemoe hate marketing people....not you jr.....you would
never commit such a crime....peace!

[RobertKP]

What makes that commercial truly moronic is that they downloaded the song from the internet so they had to know that the title is ROCK THE CASBAH to download it. That commercial is a true insult to the only band that matters!

[The Rizen shloemoe]

Here here!!!...ya know another tv commercial that
annoys the shloe is that "stopsign.com" ad. You know
where the women in a russian accent asks"do you
ever think you might have worms?"...yea I wanna
buy computer security software from somebody with
a russian accent....it's kinda like buying a security
product from Boris Badinoff and Natasia...bad Idea!
(yes...I know...I watch too much tv)

[RobertKP]

If I ever found myself with a Russian woman, I would probably drive her crazy by constantly asking her to say "Moose and Squirrel!"

[jr]

funny

i dated a guy from Scotland for a while
i kept making him say "we're losing power captain" and "feed the people, stay alive" poor guy.

[The Rizen shloemoe]

Warp speed helmsman

[rotter]

I'd love to see Mr. Spock on acid.

[rotter]

funny

i dated a guy from Scotland for a while
i kept making him say "we're losing power captain" and "feed the people, stay alive" poor guy.

Poor basturd.....oh well...he had great scenery