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I feel blah today...can anyone help me?

Gooch wrote:I feel blah today...can anyone help me?

O.K....here goes....
There once was a man from Nantucket....oh wait, wait not
that one...ok...ok....here's a snipet from the life of
Shloemoe.....Yesterday I was at 7-11 getting some
documents copied (damn lawsuits!)...and this woman
("hot" snobbish blonde type) came in and asked the clerk
if he has a match. So I put my two thumbs togethers and
say "here ya go ma'am". She looks sideways and says
"what is that supposed to mean", and I says,"look here's
a match...me thumbs...they match"...she was not amused.
She took a book of matches from the clerk and left.
Some people just dont have a sense of humor.

OK...OK...I'm a little dull meself today...add me to Gooch's
blah list...can anyone help?

The Rizen shloemoe wrote:

Gooch wrote:I feel blah today...can anyone help me?

O.K....here goes....
There once was a man from Nantucket....oh wait, wait not
that one...ok...ok....here's a snipet from the life of
Shloemoe.....Yesterday I was at 7-11 getting some
documents copied (damn lawsuits!)...and this woman
("hot" snobbish blonde type) came in and asked the clerk
if he has a match. So I put my two thumbs togethers and
say "here ya go ma'am". She looks sideways and says
"what is that supposed to mean", and I says,"look here's
a match...me thumbs...they match"...she was not amused.
She took a book of matches from the clerk and left.
Some people just dont have a sense of humor.

OK...OK...I'm a little dull meself today...add me to Gooch's
blah list...can anyone help?

Hehehe....that was funny...now I'm craving a Coke Slurpee....

Here's one for ya , Gooch
A nice, calm, and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked
right up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I
would like to buy some cyanide."

The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."

The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy!
I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll
lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things
will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her
husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.


The pharmacist looked at the picture then replied,
"Well now. That's different. You didn't tell me you had a
prescription."

Have a good slurp(ee)!

RobertKP wrote:Here's one for ya , Gooch
A nice, calm, and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked
right up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I
would like to buy some cyanide."

The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."

The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy!
I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll
lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things
will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her
husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.


The pharmacist looked at the picture then replied,
"Well now. That's different. You didn't tell me you had a
prescription."

Have a good slurp(ee)!

Hahahaha!!!

obiwankobe wrote:

Why so blue?

Life's uncertainties and reality checks... It's hitting me hard....

obiwankobe wrote:

How like a cat...smoking lights...jeez

Gooch wrote:Life's uncertainties and reality checks... It's hitting me hard....

Well Gooch ya better get up out the dumps...you
know where this kinda thing can go....yes.....
kitty Postal!!!

The Rizen shloemoe wrote:

Gooch wrote:Life's uncertainties and reality checks... It's hitting me hard....

Well Gooch ya better get up out the dumps...you
know where this kinda thing can go....yes.....
kitty Postal!!!

LOL! Funny you mention that. I've been wearing a Postal Service (USPS not the group) jacket lately....

OK...that's spooky...you dont have any firearms er
anything like that ...do ya

anyways...the blues always pass
...dont trip...potato chip!

Gooch wrote:Life's uncertainties and reality checks... It's hitting me hard....

hmmm...I see...please explain in detail exactly how you feel for everyones entertainment.

- plays Blues from a gun - J&MC...

Glenn wrote:

Gooch wrote:Life's uncertainties and reality checks... It's hitting me hard....

hmmm...I see...please explain in detail exactly how you feel for everyones entertainment.

- plays Blues from a gun - J&MC...

What?....Although Im only virtually familiar with Gooch
(can I say Goochers?)...I would not be "entertained" by
any bad feelings she might be experiencing at the moment.
I would not want to see her spill her feelings out for the
amusement of any internet onlookers...being but a
virtual aquaintance, I dont think it is all that "kosher"
to be to request such a thing...Glenn...What would posses
you to make such a request?

...leave that kinda weirdo shit fer me and you...and rotter too!

...hey..at least we got us a thread....

The Rizen shloemoe wrote:

Glenn wrote:

Gooch wrote:Life's uncertainties and reality checks... It's hitting me hard....

hmmm...I see...please explain in detail exactly how you feel for everyones entertainment.

- plays Blues from a gun - J&MC...

What?....Although Im only virtually familiar with Gooch
(can I say Goochers?)...I would not be "entertained" by
any bad feelings she might be experiencing at the moment.
I would not want to see her spill her feelings out for the
amusement of any internet onlookers...being but a
virtual aquaintance, I dont think it is all that "kosher"
to be to request such a thing...Glenn...What would posses
you to make such a request?

...leave that kinda weirdo shit fer me and you...and rotter too!

...hey..at least we got us a thread....

It was just a bad tasteless joke. I think a would have made it o.k.

Glenn wrote:

Gooch wrote:Life's uncertainties and reality checks... It's hitting me hard....

hmmm...I see...please explain in detail exactly how you feel for everyones entertainment.

- plays Blues from a gun - J&MC...

Oh Glenn dahlink...remember...I still have your balls at my house...