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Prepare for He is coming...

Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 4:15 pm
by The Rizen shloemoe
Make straight the path, for the day will come
when you least expect it, our celebrated co-
hort, The forlorned ROTMAN will return...

Oh you may ridicule me, but verily verily I
say unto thee that before the cock crows
thrice we will see the Rotman!!!!

incensed said he or she wil never post here
again out of consideration for the glorious
event...but added that maybe The Rotman should
"Grow up"...

I am but the messenger..for he who comes after me,
I am not worthy to wash his feet...or sock upside the
head....in any event...

Get your lame ass back in the shack Rotter!!!!

Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 5:27 pm
by gidgetgoestohell
Ask not for whom the bell tolls, it tolls for thee....

Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 2:32 pm
by rotter
I want a nipplekiss for coming back... :wink:

Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 2:36 pm
by gidgetgoestohell
Well....bend your head down and start kissin', Rotty....

Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 2:43 pm
by rotter
aaahahaha..fuck me...I can almost get it right :lol:

Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 4:49 pm
by The Rizen shloemoe
Ah...The Rotman!!!..."harmony" is one again restored
to the shack!....just wasn't right around here without the
fowl mouthed irreverent comentary.....I missed ya Rot!

Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 3:19 am
by rotter
I missed you too Shloe :D Virtual kiss to ya.....is that gay? :?

Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 8:52 am
by The Rizen shloemoe
rotter wrote:I missed you too Shloe :D Virtual kiss to ya.....is that gay? :?
na...Im cool 8)

Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 8:54 am
by rotter
...you look great in cherry red lipgloss btw... :P

Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 8:56 am
by The Rizen shloemoe
What?...a manly man cant wear lipgloss....jeez

Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 9:00 am
by ChispaFilthyLucre
hahahhahahaha

Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 9:02 am
by rotter
yeah..might get your ass kicked in.Couple weeks ago I almost got my ass mashed from some redneck who had a prob with my fuckin bleached hair.Fuckin rednecked asshole.Glad Maddie was there to save the blood from spillin'.She really told that cunt off :lol: Now;were the fuck is my lipgloss? :cry:

Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 9:04 am
by The Rizen shloemoe
rotter wrote:yeah..might get your ass kicked in.Couple weeks ago I almost got my ass mashed from some redneck who had a prob with my fuckin bleached hair.Fuckin rednecked asshole.Glad Maddie was there to save the blood from spillin'.She really told that cunt off :lol: Now;were the fuck is my lipgloss? :cry:
Yea pitty the poor ass rednecks....their like really stupid and dont
know no better

Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 9:06 am
by rotter
this town is redneck...i fuckin hate it.

Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 5:18 pm
by The Rizen shloemoe
rotter wrote:this town is redneck...i fuckin hate it.
My town is getting too big city...
Saturday they found a male murder
victim not far from my house...this
morning the cops shot n killed a guy
who raised a sledgehammer at em
...seems like Garden Grove aint
quite the quiet peaceful place it
used to be...I'll take rednecks over
murderers anytime.

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 9:47 am
by gidgetgoestohell
I thought you lived in Westminster, Schloe...

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 11:08 am
by The Rizen shloemoe
gidgetgoestohell wrote:I thought you lived in Westminster, Schloe...
No...Westminster seems nice...GG going gheto real fast.

...we took this trip to Garden Grove
smelled like lou dog in the van....
-Sublime

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 11:10 am
by gidgetgoestohell
I work in Garden Grove now....right by the Crystal Cathedral.....

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 11:15 am
by The Rizen shloemoe
gidgetgoestohell wrote:I work in Garden Grove now....right by the Crystal Cathedral.....
Funny..here's one of the more irratating facts about GG
..per capita GG has the most churches of any city in
California...fact...read it somewhere....yeah lots n lots
of christians :roll: in GG...of course they're all the fake
evil kind...but they like being seen in church....Crystal
cathedral...I have to hold me bowels evertime I drive
by there.....would jesus go to the CC at GG?...I
think not!

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 11:33 am
by gidgetgoestohell
It is a temple built to honor the pastor and not God or Jesus....I agree....

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 12:20 pm
by Glenn
oowwww Jesus is gonna bust you.

All hail to the very reverend Shuller.

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 12:29 pm
by The Rizen shloemoe
Glenn wrote:oowwww Jesus is gonna bust you.

All hail to the very reverend Shuller.
Jesus wants us all to be happy...drive fine automobiles
wear fancy clothes...enjoy the prestige and the respect
of those who look, think, drive, dress, and act just
like us
...jesus is a facist

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 1:07 pm
by chriswasanon
It is the powwwwwwwwwwwwwwwer of the Lord probably.

Welcome back Rotter!!!

Did we miss him?

Yeah!

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 2:49 pm
by obiwankobe
I was at the grocery on Saturday. The car next to me had a bumber sticker that said "Got Jesus?". So, I'm loading my grociers into my car and the owner of the "Got Jesus?" car comes up and starts putting his groceries in his car also. He finishes first and then takes his cart and puts it up by a tree. So naturally I have to yell at him "Doesn't Jesus want you to return your cart to the cart return area?!" Needless to say, he got in his car and drove away swiftly. "Got Jesus?" - my ass, f^&*ing hypocrite. He looked like a child molester too!

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 3:31 pm
by The Rizen shloemoe
obiwankobe wrote:I was at the grocery on Saturday. The car next to me had a bumber sticker that said "Got Jesus?". So, I'm loading my grociers into my car and the owner of the "Got Jesus?" car comes up and starts putting his groceries in his car also. He finishes first and then takes his cart and puts it up by a tree. So naturally I have to yell at him "Doesn't Jesus want you to return your cart to the cart return area?!" Needless to say, he got in his car and drove away swiftly. "Got Jesus?" - my ass, f^&*ing hypocrite. He looked like a child molester too!
Yes the Gods of new paint finishes have always spoke
to me in my sleep and told me to return the shopping cart
to the designated areas...this I've faithfully done so
that I may enjoy good paint job karma...then last year
some SOB ran a red light and shmashed my right quarter
panel on me truck after I just renewed the insurance with-out
collision coverage(the gods of good sense were angered by
this...and they got their revenge!)...So now when I feel at odds
with society and want some passive/aggresive revenge, I let the
clerk round up my cart...but mostly I return it to where it goes
....cause there might be some other dumbass without comprehensive
coverage.

.....I m looking to print a bumper sticker and put it on my smashed rear end "Collison coverage...Ah who needs it"

Yea I imagine buttfucking kids will make ya "christian" real quick...
...not that I....but yea in prison...everybody is a christian...the
scariest kind...they've been forgiven.

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 3:36 pm
by Glenn
Was this the guy?
Image

I thought he was the e-harmony guy for a while.

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 3:37 pm
by obiwankobe
he was bald and short

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 3:46 pm
by Glenn
Image

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 3:48 pm
by gidgetgoestohell
Naaa...that's Benny Hill....

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 3:55 pm
by obiwankobe
Image

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 5:11 pm
by The Rizen shloemoe
I just want to compare these two businessmen
kinda similar...huh?

Image

Image

except one has to pay taxes the other don't.

Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 5:10 am
by jr
and one is dead

Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 9:07 am
by gidgetgoestohell
...and the other...is near death....

Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 3:49 pm
by Gooch
obiwankobe wrote:I was at the grocery on Saturday. The car next to me had a bumber sticker that said "Got Jesus?". So, I'm loading my grociers into my car and the owner of the "Got Jesus?" car comes up and starts putting his groceries in his car also. He finishes first and then takes his cart and puts it up by a tree. So naturally I have to yell at him "Doesn't Jesus want you to return your cart to the cart return area?!" Needless to say, he got in his car and drove away swiftly. "Got Jesus?" - my ass, f^&*ing hypocrite. He looked like a child molester too!
I'm speechless Tom....that is classic.... I hate people that don't return the carts. Ugh!! Drives me mad!!

Another pet peeve are the people that are walking ahead of you and just slam the door in your face....I always yell out thank you...they either run away fast or say sorry....yeah...too late buddy...

Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 3:51 pm
by Gooch
jr wrote:and one is dead
Not anymore.....have you guys seen the new commercials with him in it? He's wearing an iPod....its freaky....

Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 4:16 pm
by jr
Gooch wrote:
jr wrote:and one is dead
Not anymore.....have you guys seen the new commercials with him in it? He's wearing an iPod....its freaky....
yes... it IS freaky
makes me want to NOT eat their popcorn...
not to mention what it does to the little ones...

bad marketing move

dead old guy selling popcorn to the kids.... HUH???

Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 4:22 pm
by The Rizen shloemoe
jr wrote:
Gooch wrote:
jr wrote:and one is dead
Not anymore.....have you guys seen the new commercials with him in it? He's wearing an iPod....its freaky....
yes... it IS freaky
makes me want to NOT eat their popcorn...
not to mention what it does to the little ones...

bad marketing move

dead old guy selling popcorn to the kids.... HUH???
Colonel Sanders did it...for a while...now there just KFC..huh?

Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 4:59 pm
by gidgetgoestohell
Gooch wrote:
obiwankobe wrote:I was at the grocery on Saturday. The car next to me had a bumber sticker that said "Got Jesus?". So, I'm loading my grociers into my car and the owner of the "Got Jesus?" car comes up and starts putting his groceries in his car also. He finishes first and then takes his cart and puts it up by a tree. So naturally I have to yell at him "Doesn't Jesus want you to return your cart to the cart return area?!" Needless to say, he got in his car and drove away swiftly. "Got Jesus?" - my ass, f^&*ing hypocrite. He looked like a child molester too!
I'm speechless Tom....that is classic.... I hate people that don't return the carts. Ugh!! Drives me mad!!

Another pet peeve are the people that are walking ahead of you and just slam the door in your face....I always yell out thank you...they either run away fast or say sorry....yeah...too late buddy...

I love it when you go all Goochzilla....makes me ole ticker swell with pride, it does....

Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 8:02 am
by Gooch
The Rizen shloemoe wrote:
jr wrote:
Gooch wrote: Not anymore.....have you guys seen the new commercials with him in it? He's wearing an iPod....its freaky....
yes... it IS freaky
makes me want to NOT eat their popcorn...
not to mention what it does to the little ones...

bad marketing move

dead old guy selling popcorn to the kids.... HUH???
Colonel Sanders did it...for a while...now there just KFC..huh?
Yeah, but the Colonel still looked like a real person. The popcorn dude looks like his head was added to a real person...its just bizarre...hard to explain...

Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 8:03 am
by Gooch
gidgetgoestohell wrote:
Gooch wrote:
obiwankobe wrote:I was at the grocery on Saturday. The car next to me had a bumber sticker that said "Got Jesus?". So, I'm loading my grociers into my car and the owner of the "Got Jesus?" car comes up and starts putting his groceries in his car also. He finishes first and then takes his cart and puts it up by a tree. So naturally I have to yell at him "Doesn't Jesus want you to return your cart to the cart return area?!" Needless to say, he got in his car and drove away swiftly. "Got Jesus?" - my ass, f^&*ing hypocrite. He looked like a child molester too!
I'm speechless Tom....that is classic.... I hate people that don't return the carts. Ugh!! Drives me mad!!

Another pet peeve are the people that are walking ahead of you and just slam the door in your face....I always yell out thank you...they either run away fast or say sorry....yeah...too late buddy...

I love it when you go all Goochzilla....makes me ole ticker swell with pride, it does....
Hehehe....you LOVE me...

Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 9:14 am
by gidgetgoestohell
Yes, yes I do, Sally....;)

Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 10:38 am
by Gooch
gidgetgoestohell wrote:Yes, yes I do, Sally....;)
Ride...Sally, ride....

Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 2:55 pm
by gidgetgoestohell
All you wanna do is ride around Sally....

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 11:01 am
by Gooch
There's another commercial out there with a dead guy...I believe its Dale Earnhardt senior....that's just freaky...

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 11:08 am
by The Rizen shloemoe
...and then there's that lonley Whirlpool repairman....
they used that for some time after he was dead...
isn't marketing wonderful...Jesus is doing good
globaly...sellin shit all over the world......

He's got the whole world...
in his hands.....
He's got the whole world
in his hands....

C'mon everybody SING!

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 7:32 pm
by rotter
He's got the wholeeeeeeee world in his pants.
Aaaaaaaaaaahahahahha.....Jesus looks in the mirror and calls himself "freak".