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The REAL lonesome cowboy!

Post by The Rizen shloemoe » Thu Jan 25, 2007 10:34 pm

Been a few things in my lifetime...but at the heart of it
I been a cowboy...lookey here'a...a shot 'o' lonesome
dave in his cowpunching years...
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...could never decide....cowboy...pirate...convict....er saint?
...but never a cop!....MAN!

...yeah...you'd expect a forehead like that from an intelligent
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Post by RobertKP » Fri Jan 26, 2007 1:34 pm

Mama, don't let your cowboys grow up to be babies! Yahoo!
I'm in shape! Round is a shape!

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Post by The Rizen shloemoe » Fri Jan 26, 2007 1:36 pm

RobertKP wrote:Mama, don't let your cowboys grow up to be babies! Yahoo!
..ya think?
Having abandoned my search for truth,
I am now looking for a good fantasy.
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...Some men...ya just can't reach...
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Post by obiwankobe » Fri Jan 26, 2007 1:47 pm

don't have babies!
-tom

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Post by Glenn » Fri Jan 26, 2007 5:57 pm

Is that really you?
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Post by The Rizen shloemoe » Fri Jan 26, 2007 6:23 pm

Glenn wrote:Is that really you?
Damn straight!!!...my daughter found that....
turns out it's been hanging in the living room fer
some time....go figure....

Thin Lizzy-

I am just a cowboy lonesome on the trail
A starry night, a campfire light
The coyote call, the howling winds wail
So I ride out to the old sundown

I am just a cowboy lonesome on the trail
Lord, Im just thinking about a certain female
The nights we spent together riding on the range
Looking back it seems so strange

Roll me over and turn me around
Let me keep spinning till I hit the ground
Roll me over and let me go
Running free with the buffalo

I was took in texas I did not know her name
Lord, all these southern girls seem the same
Down below the border in a town in mexico
I got my job busting broncs for the rodeo

Roll me over and turn me around
Let me keep spinning till I hit the ground
Roll me over and let me go
Riding in the rodeo

Roll me over and set me free
The cowboys life is the life for me

-that's how Im gonna spend my golden years!
...god's willing

I got lot's o "cowboy" stories...mostly from
"special" ranches....eeeeeh haaaww!-
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Post by gidgetgoestohell » Sat Jan 27, 2007 1:58 pm

Three words Shloe:

steers and queers


That's all I gotta say on the sujjject....
Gidge

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Post by rotter » Sat Jan 27, 2007 2:26 pm

aaaaahahahhahaha...rootin' tootin' six shootin' mofo! aaaaahahahahha! :lol:

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Post by gidgetgoestohell » Sat Jan 27, 2007 2:35 pm

Look who's back...just like a bad penny....Shloe MISSED you Rotty...~waging finger~
Gidge

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Post by assholitis » Sat Jan 27, 2007 11:15 pm

rotter wrote:aaaaahahahhahaha...rootin' tootin' six shootin' mofo! aaaaahahahahha! :lol:
Haha. Rot, you came back just in time to play cowboy.

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Post by rotter » Sun Jan 28, 2007 3:27 am

aaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahhaha... :lol: very fuckin funny :P

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Post by DIsPervertNurse » Sun Jan 28, 2007 4:25 am

LMAO...actually, I liked Brokeback Mountain! Minus the "spit in the hand and rape his ass" part. That was a bit rough! LOL....Rough Riders! I kill me!
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Post by The Rizen shloemoe » Sun Jan 28, 2007 8:47 am

I never saw Brokeback....does that make me phobic?
I can't even watch SNL when they have two guys kiss...
That is just SO wrong!...not that there's anything wrong
with that...it's just unwatchable....eeeewwww!

What?...dont nobody wanna be shloe's cowpoke?
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Post by rotter » Sun Jan 28, 2007 8:55 am

I'll be your shloepoke.....just don't touch me ass...

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Post by The Rizen shloemoe » Sun Jan 28, 2007 8:56 am

YEE-HAW!!!
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I am now looking for a good fantasy.
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Post by rotter » Sun Jan 28, 2007 9:11 am

aaahahhaa...I have a pic when I was 5 in a cowboy getup.Blazing six shootin rot-o-matic!Can't show you guys though cuz mum has it. :)

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Post by assholitis » Sun Jan 28, 2007 11:02 pm

rotter wrote:I'll be your shloepoke.....just don't touch me ass...

Rott must have known you wanted to play cowboys. He was already wearing the chaps.

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Post by assholitis » Sun Jan 28, 2007 11:04 pm

DIsPervertNurse wrote:LMAO...actually, I liked Brokeback Mountain! Minus the "spit in the hand and rape his ass" part. That was a bit rough! LOL....Rough Riders! I kill me!
You know what? Someone actually mentioned that scene to me, although I don't recall seeing it. Actually, my TV player comes out dark so it's hard to see poorly lit scenes on DVD. Fortunately, the tent scene was rather dark and I think I missed seeing much of the action that took place.
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Post by *Annie* » Mon Jan 29, 2007 12:21 am

obiwankobe wrote:don't have babies!
No kidding.
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Post by gidgetgoestohell » Mon Jan 29, 2007 9:46 am

Me and Goochie saw Brokeback together....we both bawled like babies.....
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Post by jr » Mon Jan 29, 2007 10:42 am

i cried too
but only because i bought into the oscar fever buzz...
that movie sucked.
no pun intended

maybe it was over hyped
i hate that
12 bellz... YOU DO UNDERSTAND??!!

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Post by gidgetgoestohell » Mon Jan 29, 2007 11:09 am

If memory serves correctly....I think Goochie and I were both PMSing too...although...I did enjoy the movie....
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Post by DIsPervertNurse » Tue Jan 30, 2007 2:21 am

I cried too...especially at the end. I felt so bad for the dude cuz that was a love like so many don't have!
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Post by gidgetgoestohell » Tue Jan 30, 2007 9:06 am

It's sad when you think about it...they both threw away happiness with both hands....
Gidge

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Post by Gooch » Wed Jan 31, 2007 3:56 pm

gidgetgoestohell wrote:If memory serves correctly....I think Goochie and I were both PMSing too...although...I did enjoy the movie....
That we were Love....PMS and tear jerkers don't mix.....
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Post by Gooch » Wed Jan 31, 2007 3:57 pm

assholitis wrote:
rotter wrote:aaaaahahahhahaha...rootin' tootin' six shootin' mofo! aaaaahahahahha! :lol:
Haha. Rot, you came back just in time to play cowboy.

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Hahahahahaha!!!! Nice one Kevin!!

Have any of you guys seen the skit that Carlos Mencia did about this movie?
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Post by gidgetgoestohell » Wed Jan 31, 2007 5:00 pm

Gooch wrote:
gidgetgoestohell wrote:If memory serves correctly....I think Goochie and I were both PMSing too...although...I did enjoy the movie....
That we were Love....PMS and tear jerkers don't mix.....

Unless...they are on Lifetime....;)
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Post by jr » Wed Jan 31, 2007 7:08 pm

gidgetgoestohell wrote:
Gooch wrote:
gidgetgoestohell wrote:If memory serves correctly....I think Goochie and I were both PMSing too...although...I did enjoy the movie....
That we were Love....PMS and tear jerkers don't mix.....

Unless...they are on Lifetime....;)
albeit with meredith baxter birney or melissa gilbert....
love that lifetime... not that theres...
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Post by assholitis » Wed Jan 31, 2007 10:04 pm

Gooch wrote:
assholitis wrote:
rotter wrote:aaaaahahahhahaha...rootin' tootin' six shootin' mofo! aaaaahahahahha! :lol:
Haha. Rot, you came back just in time to play cowboy.

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Hahahahahaha!!!! Nice one Kevin!!

Have any of you guys seen the skit that Carlos Mencia did about this movie?
Two words: Mario Lopez. That was one funny skit, but I must say, that it was pretty far-fetched. I mean, who would ever believe that Mario Lopez was gay? :roll:

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Post by Gooch » Thu Feb 01, 2007 8:06 am

gidgetgoestohell wrote:
Gooch wrote:
gidgetgoestohell wrote:If memory serves correctly....I think Goochie and I were both PMSing too...although...I did enjoy the movie....
That we were Love....PMS and tear jerkers don't mix.....

Unless...they are on Lifetime....;)
I stand corrected... :D
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Post by Gooch » Thu Feb 01, 2007 8:09 am

assholitis wrote:
Gooch wrote:
assholitis wrote: Haha. Rot, you came back just in time to play cowboy.

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Hahahahahaha!!!! Nice one Kevin!!

Have any of you guys seen the skit that Carlos Mencia did about this movie?
Two words: Mario Lopez. That was one funny skit, but I must say, that it was pretty far-fetched. I mean, who would ever believe that Mario Lopez was gay? :roll:

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Hahahaha!!! Those are hilarious!!! Scary thing is that he looks like my ex-bro-in-law.....minus the muscles.... Hehehe...I told him that once and he's still pissed at me :lol:
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Post by gidgetgoestohell » Thu Feb 01, 2007 9:13 am

I wonder what he'd look like rockin' the 'stache.....as in moustache....
Gidge

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