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The REAL lonesome cowboy!
Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 10:34 pm
by The Rizen shloemoe
Been a few things in my lifetime...but at the heart of it
I been a cowboy...lookey here'a...a shot 'o' lonesome
dave in his cowpunching years...
...could never decide....cowboy...pirate...convict....er saint?
...but never a cop!....MAN!
...yeah...you'd expect a forehead like that from an intelligent
MoFo like me
Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 1:34 pm
by RobertKP
Mama, don't let your cowboys grow up to be babies! Yahoo!
Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 1:36 pm
by The Rizen shloemoe
RobertKP wrote:Mama, don't let your cowboys grow up to be babies! Yahoo!
..ya think?
Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 1:47 pm
by obiwankobe
don't have babies!
Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 5:57 pm
by Glenn
Is that really you?
Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 6:23 pm
by The Rizen shloemoe
Glenn wrote:Is that really you?
Damn straight!!!...my daughter found that....
turns out it's been hanging in the living room fer
some time....go figure....
Thin Lizzy-
I am just a cowboy lonesome on the trail
A starry night, a campfire light
The coyote call, the howling winds wail
So I ride out to the old sundown
I am just a cowboy lonesome on the trail
Lord, Im just thinking about a certain female
The nights we spent together riding on the range
Looking back it seems so strange
Roll me over and turn me around
Let me keep spinning till I hit the ground
Roll me over and let me go
Running free with the buffalo
I was took in texas I did not know her name
Lord, all these southern girls seem the same
Down below the border in a town in mexico
I got my job busting broncs for the rodeo
Roll me over and turn me around
Let me keep spinning till I hit the ground
Roll me over and let me go
Riding in the rodeo
Roll me over and set me free
The cowboys life is the life for me
-that's how Im gonna spend my golden years!
...god's willing
I got lot's o "cowboy" stories...mostly from
"special" ranches....eeeeeh haaaww!-
Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 1:58 pm
by gidgetgoestohell
Three words Shloe:
steers and queers
That's all I gotta say on the sujjject....
Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 2:26 pm
by rotter
aaaaahahahhahaha...rootin' tootin' six shootin' mofo! aaaaahahahahha!
Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 2:35 pm
by gidgetgoestohell
Look who's back...just like a bad penny....Shloe MISSED you Rotty...~waging finger~
Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 11:15 pm
by assholitis
rotter wrote:aaaaahahahhahaha...rootin' tootin' six shootin' mofo! aaaaahahahahha!
Haha. Rot, you came back just in time to play cowboy.
Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 3:27 am
by rotter
aaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahhaha...
very fuckin funny
Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 4:25 am
by DIsPervertNurse
LMAO...actually, I liked Brokeback Mountain! Minus the "spit in the hand and rape his ass" part. That was a bit rough! LOL....Rough Riders! I kill me!
Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 8:47 am
by The Rizen shloemoe
I never saw Brokeback....does that make me phobic?
I can't even watch SNL when they have two guys kiss...
That is just SO wrong!...not that there's anything wrong
with that...it's just unwatchable....eeeewwww!
What?...dont nobody wanna be shloe's cowpoke?
Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 8:55 am
by rotter
I'll be your shloepoke.....just don't touch me ass...
Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 8:56 am
by The Rizen shloemoe
YEE-HAW!!!
Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 9:11 am
by rotter
aaahahhaa...I have a pic when I was 5 in a cowboy getup.Blazing six shootin rot-o-matic!Can't show you guys though cuz mum has it.
Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 11:02 pm
by assholitis
rotter wrote:I'll be your shloepoke.....just don't touch me ass...
Rott must have known you wanted to play cowboys. He was already wearing the chaps.
Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 11:04 pm
by assholitis
DIsPervertNurse wrote:LMAO...actually, I liked Brokeback Mountain! Minus the "spit in the hand and rape his ass" part. That was a bit rough! LOL....Rough Riders! I kill me!
You know what? Someone actually mentioned that scene to me, although I don't recall seeing it. Actually, my TV player comes out dark so it's hard to see poorly lit scenes on DVD. Fortunately, the tent scene was rather dark and I think I missed seeing much of the action that took place.
Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 12:21 am
by *Annie*
obiwankobe wrote:don't have babies!
No kidding.
Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 9:46 am
by gidgetgoestohell
Me and Goochie saw Brokeback together....we both bawled like babies.....
Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 10:42 am
by jr
i cried too
but only because i bought into the oscar fever buzz...
that movie sucked.
no pun intended
maybe it was over hyped
i hate that
Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 11:09 am
by gidgetgoestohell
If memory serves correctly....I think Goochie and I were both PMSing too...although...I did enjoy the movie....
Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 2:21 am
by DIsPervertNurse
I cried too...especially at the end. I felt so bad for the dude cuz that was a love like so many don't have!
Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 9:06 am
by gidgetgoestohell
It's sad when you think about it...they both threw away happiness with both hands....
Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 3:56 pm
by Gooch
gidgetgoestohell wrote:If memory serves correctly....I think Goochie and I were both PMSing too...although...I did enjoy the movie....
That we were Love....PMS and tear jerkers don't mix.....
Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 3:57 pm
by Gooch
assholitis wrote:rotter wrote:aaaaahahahhahaha...rootin' tootin' six shootin' mofo! aaaaahahahahha!
Haha. Rot, you came back just in time to play cowboy.
Hahahahahaha!!!! Nice one Kevin!!
Have any of you guys seen the skit that Carlos Mencia did about this movie?
Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 5:00 pm
by gidgetgoestohell
Gooch wrote:gidgetgoestohell wrote:If memory serves correctly....I think Goochie and I were both PMSing too...although...I did enjoy the movie....
That we were Love....PMS and tear jerkers don't mix.....
Unless...they are on Lifetime....
Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 7:08 pm
by jr
gidgetgoestohell wrote:Gooch wrote:gidgetgoestohell wrote:If memory serves correctly....I think Goochie and I were both PMSing too...although...I did enjoy the movie....
That we were Love....PMS and tear jerkers don't mix.....
Unless...they are on Lifetime....
albeit with meredith baxter birney or melissa gilbert....
love that lifetime... not that theres...
Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 10:04 pm
by assholitis
Gooch wrote:assholitis wrote:rotter wrote:aaaaahahahhahaha...rootin' tootin' six shootin' mofo! aaaaahahahahha!
Haha. Rot, you came back just in time to play cowboy.
Hahahahahaha!!!! Nice one Kevin!!
Have any of you guys seen the skit that Carlos Mencia did about this movie?
Two words: Mario Lopez. That was one funny skit, but I must say, that it was pretty far-fetched. I mean, who would ever believe that Mario Lopez was gay?
Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 8:06 am
by Gooch
gidgetgoestohell wrote:Gooch wrote:gidgetgoestohell wrote:If memory serves correctly....I think Goochie and I were both PMSing too...although...I did enjoy the movie....
That we were Love....PMS and tear jerkers don't mix.....
Unless...they are on Lifetime....
I stand corrected...
Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 8:09 am
by Gooch
Hahahaha!!! Those are hilarious!!! Scary thing is that he looks like my ex-bro-in-law.....minus the muscles.... Hehehe...I told him that once and he's still pissed at me
Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 9:13 am
by gidgetgoestohell
I wonder what he'd look like rockin' the 'stache.....as in moustache....