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Bow down before your new queen

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 8:40 pm
by The Rizen shloemoe
The heavens have opened up and selected a new
Queen of the Us of A......

LAS VEGAS - Lauren Nelson, an aspiring Broadway star, was crowned Miss America on Monday night, the second year in a row that a Miss Oklahoma has won the crown.

Image

Isn't it exciting?

If your feeling charitable you can go to the Miss America
website and donate money to help those poor "disadvantaged"
girls with their college scholarships

...I hope they catch her in some sleezy scandal....

Styx-

Styx - Miss America Lyrics
(James Young)
You were the apple of the public's eye as you cut the ribbon at
the local mall
A mirage for both you and us. How can it be real?
We love your body in that photograph, your home state sure must
be proud
The queen of the United States, or have you lost your crown

Well aren't you Miss America
Don't you Miss America
Won't you Miss America
Our love

Well are you really who we think you are
Or does that smile seem to wear you down
This girl who you once were is screaming jump out
This dream that you must live - a disease for which there is no
cure
This roller coaster ride you're on won't stop to let you off

Well aren't you Miss America
Don't you Miss America
Won't you Miss America
Our love

Miss America, Miss America
Miss America, Miss America

Well it's true just take a look - The cover sometimes makes the
book
And the judges, do they ever ask to read between your lines
And in your cage at the human zoo, they all stop to look at
you
Next year, what will you do when you have been forgotten

Well aren't you Miss America
Don't you Miss America
Won't you Miss America
Our love

Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 5:06 am
by jr
dont ever print styx lyrics here again

Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 9:08 am
by gidgetgoestohell
Uh Oh...Jilly's going all Gidge!!!!

Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 9:54 am
by The Rizen shloemoe
It fit the mood

Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 10:39 am
by jr
did you hear me Mr Roboto...
dont you EVER print that shit here again

ahahha
gidge jr

Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 12:40 pm
by gidgetgoestohell
You gotta say IMMA KICK YOUR ASS, SUCKA...just for authentication purposes....

Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 1:17 pm
by jr
ima kick yo ass sucka

er uh

what she said

it sound better comin from originator

Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 3:04 pm
by gidgetgoestohell
Yeah Jilly...your channeling your inner Gidge!!!!!

Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 8:57 am
by rotter
fuck beauty pagents...

Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 12:39 pm
by The Rizen shloemoe
rotter wrote:fuck beauty pagents...
Ah...there's the money post!!!!!
...Thanks Rotman!!!!!

Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 4:34 pm
by rotter
you get the money shot...