Some misc funny things on my webserver

Post by **jack** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 4:57 pm

Here are some funny things you can knock yourself out with at http://ssh.serveftp.com/~jack/funny

*Annie* · Post by ***Annie*** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 8:04 am

Hahahaha, that's the best... I watched the video called funny kid... with the little kid hitting on girls... tooooo funny!!!!!! But who the hell lets their kid do something like that??
Thanx for sharing Jack!!!!!!!

assholitis · Post by **assholitis** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 10:27 am

It's from the Man Show. Adam and Jimmy used to send that kid out to do all kinds of crazy shit. My favorite was the time they sent him in with a fake ID that said he was like a 35 year old doctor and had him buy booze and dirty magazines. One guy at a newstand says, "Dude that's a fake ID. I know. I used to check IDs at a club." And the kid without missing a beat chimes in with, "Where at? The Ram Rod?"
Another liquor store clerk, who just happened to be a foreigner of the US asks to see his ID when the kid asks to buy some bourbon. The kid replies with, "Oh, come on. I don't ask to see your green card."

-Kevin

*Annie* · Post by ***Annie*** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 10:30 am

Hahahah, hilarious!!!!!!! I wanna see that!! I only ever saw like 3 episodes of the Man show, which is funny because I used to be a big Carola fan.... he has to be one of the funniest people on earth!!!

assholitis · Post by **assholitis** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 12:00 pm

Well good news, Annie-Dog. Adam's getting his own show on Comedy Central.

Comedy Central wants Adam Carolla to keep the laughs coming late into the night. The cable network has signed Carolla to a talent deal to develop a weeknight talk show.

Looks like it'll be a similar setup as Jimmy Kimmel Live, and they might be competing at the same time slot.

By the way,here's a video clip from that skit I was telling you about.

http://www.rulesdontapply.com/manshowboyfakeid.htm

-Kevin

*Annie* · Post by ***Annie*** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 12:08 pm

Awesommmme!!!!! to both!!!! I can never have enough Carolla!!!!!!!! Oh, and thanx for the link, i'll check it out as soon as i get back!!!! You're awesome!

assholitis · Post by **assholitis** » Wed Jun 08, 2005 12:26 am

Annieeeeeeeee! And Jack, too. I know you guys are into funny videos. I found the jackpot. It's got 4 of the Man Show boy clips, Triumph the Insult Comic Dog at the Star Wars Attack of the Clones premiere (one of the funniest things I've ever seen to this day), Celebrity Jeopardy and all kinds of hilarious stuff. Enjoy, bitches!

http://www.burv.com/Videos.html

-Kevin

*Annie* · Post by ***Annie*** » Wed Jun 08, 2005 1:03 pm

you're awesome. i'm starting with the triumph - okay, i just saw it and it was hilarious! i remeber seeing the end of it when it aired, when the trekkie comes by... i love it!

assholitis · Post by **assholitis** » Wed Jun 08, 2005 1:10 pm

*Annie* wrote:you're awesome. i'm starting with the triumph - okay, i just saw it and it was hilarious! i remeber seeing the end of it when it aired, when the trekkie comes by... i love it!

"Which one of these buttons calls your parents to come pick you up?"

"You look like some kind of super nerd. Like you were made in a laboratory from parts of lesser nerds. A bionic nerd, if you will."

Storm Trooper: You look like you'd be a delicious dog served with sauerkraut and mustard.
Triump: What are you, a Korean guy under there?

-Kevin

*Annie* · Post by ***Annie*** » Wed Jun 08, 2005 1:18 pm

"reveal yourself!"
"I'm colonel Sanders!"
"put it back on! put it back on!... that was a close one!"

assholitis · Post by **assholitis** » Wed Jun 08, 2005 1:24 pm

haha Watch the Man Show clips. They send out the kid to sell beer at a lemonade-type stand for a quarter.

"Drink up girls. It's ladies night. Bitches drink free."

"Your mouth says no, but your fat gut says yes."

-Kevin

assholitis · Post by **assholitis** » Wed Jun 08, 2005 1:34 pm

Uh...crap. I don't quite remember. I believe it's #3. All I know is watchign those 4 clips last night, I laughed so hard that I actually coughed something up.

"I'm gonna ruin this magazine when I get home."

-Kevin

*Annie* · Post by ***Annie*** » Wed Jun 08, 2005 1:36 pm

woah, look my post dissapeared!!!!!

assholitis · Post by **assholitis** » Wed Jun 08, 2005 1:49 pm

Trippy! You know what's even weirder? When I posted that last one...it came out under your name. Like it overtook the post you made and it looked like you had posted what I said. It had your profile quote and avatar and everything, but it's what I had typed. So I deleted it and posted again. We'll always know the truth about your 2nd to last post!

-Kevin

*Annie* · Post by ***Annie*** » Wed Jun 08, 2005 2:30 pm

LOL Yeah. It looked like you said it, but it was in my light blue bold font. I think what happened was I clicked "submit" but I didn't wait for the screen to change over, I just hit "back" and that must have caused some kind of blip in the system.

-Kevin

assholitis · Post by **assholitis** » Wed Jun 08, 2005 2:42 pm

What the HELL?!! It did it again! hahaha I didn't even click "back" this time. I waited for the screen to change like normal. I thought about clicking "back" to see if it would do it again but I didn't. And it still did it! lol Oh man. Now see, Annie. Isn't this funner than being drunk on vodka?

-Kevin

*Annie* · Post by ***Annie*** » Wed Jun 08, 2005 2:45 pm

hahahah YES IT IS!!!!!!!!!! Soooo funny! Especially considering what i had said, it's like I got my wish to come true. I hope it doesn't keep happening... or maybe it would be cool. hahahaha, this is cracking me up!!!!!

assholitis · Post by **assholitis** » Wed Jun 08, 2005 2:48 pm

Ohhhhh! I think I know how I did it. But it's a secret. If you really want to know, you can email me and I'll let you know.

-Kevin