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Somebody do something.....
Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 8:02 pm
by The Rizen shloemoe
It's a shame how Britney must be surounded by
a bunch of phoney friends...12 step programs?
...fucking get real!
This yo-yo behavior reminds shloe of the ol coke n meth daze.
This girl needs a real friend...but in those circles?...if something
aint done soon we're gonna be looking at:
<a href="
http://www.funnybutsick.com/funny-pictu ... girl"><img src="
http://www.funnybutsick.com/usethumbs/schoolgirlbig.jpg" alt="Big Schoolgirl">Big Schoolgirl</a>
somebody do something!
Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 10:03 pm
by jr
its just not funny
its like oj's white van driving down the 5 fwy
tragic
Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 10:33 pm
by The Rizen shloemoe
yeah...god i hope it works out allright
under all that annoying shit we had
to endure is a nice n pretty girl...
that made it big too soon.
Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 10:45 pm
by Glenn
Sinead O'Commer was cooler.
Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 10:51 pm
by The Rizen shloemoe
yeah..she stood fe sumpthin....but what about poor Brit Spears?
..C'mon man...how bout some prayers..pray she hooks up with
ol shloe...he's got some wisdom....some libido...C'mon!
I dont need no Doctor!
I dont need no Doctor!
I dont need no Doctor!
I dont need no Doctor!
I need the shloe!
Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 11:01 pm
by Glenn
Brit aint my cup to tea.
I am tired of all the talk of Nicole (who I prefer to Brit) and Brit.
It almost seems she got jealous about all the hype over Nicole so had to go do something unoriginal just to get in the news.
Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 11:10 pm
by The Rizen shloemoe
Glenn wrote:Brit aint my cup to tea.
I am tired of all the talk of Nicole (who I prefer to Brit) and Brit.
It almost seems she got jealous about all the hype over Nicole so had to go do something unoriginal just to get in the news.
It does seem about who can get more (negative or whatever)
media attention.....but whatever...if britney wants babys
well then the shloes got good jism(couldn't spell firtile?)
C'mon over Mama!..lets put some loafs in the oven!!!!!
Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 11:13 am
by rotter
Glenn wrote:Sinead O'Commer was cooler.
Yeah......she is fuckin cool...I'd lick her baldness!
hehehe
Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 5:06 am
by jack
Failed attempt at mohawk? I got my mohawk back and it looks hella cooler than baldie ;)
Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 9:07 am
by rotter
Shaved to the wood!
Posted: Sat Feb 24, 2007 4:35 am
by assholitis
jack wrote:Failed attempt at mohawk? I got my mohawk back and it looks hella cooler than baldie
Hey Jack! Long time no see. Nice to see you posting in here. How's life treating ya?
Posted: Sat Feb 24, 2007 7:37 am
by rotter
Jack is busy getting "stink finga"...
Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 4:12 am
by The Rizen shloemoe
Oh I see...ditch the evidence...shave the head
...now I get it...a least it makes some sense...
kinda....
I heard it reported on SNL "Weekend update"
That the reason britney shaved her head was
to dispose of any drug testing samples(hair) her ex
-hubby might have supenaed in their anticipated
custdody case.....how well could that work?
(Shaven headed fashion/pop diva to the court....)
"no your honor I've not been using drugs...."
..at least there's some logic
Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 7:38 am
by rotter
I nominate Shloe to get to the bottom of this and drink her piss and find out what shes on...Shloe piss taste test,take one!
Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 2:31 pm
by The Rizen shloemoe
Urine?...that's a rather sedate request(coming from you
)
Wouldn't you rather I pick the corn from her poo? Pray thee?
Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 4:08 pm
by rotter
You can pick the corn from her shit if you want..
Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 5:51 pm
by The Rizen shloemoe
OK...thats about enough of that.....
(the
hurl emoticon)
Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 4:10 am
by rotter
.....you'd kiss her K-Fed flavoured crack.....
