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If true.

Definitely worth a look though.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/03/02/donkey_shocker/

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Isn't that right donkey?Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahha.....fuckin hilarious :lol:
ImageBORAT DISCOVERS THE GREAT AMERICAN ASS..... :lol:
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OK! :shock: ...ya dont see that everyday....every other
day maybe if you just happen to have stock bestiality
pics laying around.....Like Rotter...but to each his own.
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Aaaaaaahahahahahahahaahha.....nothin' says lovin like a nice piece o'ass..... :lol:
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ImageAaaaaaaaahahahahha!
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Stock photos

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...ya dont see that everyday....every other
day maybe if you just happen to have stock bestiality
pics laying around.....Like Rotter...but to each his own.

Bet he hasn't got one of a guy dressed in latex handcuffed in a hotel room being chased by the Gardai with a donkey demolishing the mini bar though.

It's a funny story but Legova...

Is that Wilma being given "one" by Dino?

Jesus.


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Re: Stock photos

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chriswasanon wrote:...ya dont see that everyday....every other
day maybe if you just happen to have stock bestiality
pics laying around.....Like Rotter...but to each his own.

Bet he hasn't got one of a guy dressed in latex handcuffed in a hotel room being chased by the Gardai with a donkey demolishing the mini bar though.

It's a funny story but Legova...

Is that Wilma being given "one" by Dino?

Jesus.


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yeah,thats Dino fuckin Wilma doggy style...!!
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Ahahaha....where do find that shit?
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cartoon porn... :lol:
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rotter wrote:Isn't that right donkey?Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahha.....fuckin hilarious :lol:
ImageBORAT DISCOVERS THE GREAT AMERICAN ASS..... :lol:
who is bono?
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Borat.....that guy from the movie that goes to america and fucks people around and films it...as for Bono...he's that fuck in U2...
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rotter wrote:Isn't that right donkey?Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahha.....fuckin hilarious :lol:
ImageBORAT DISCOVERS THE GREAT AMERICAN ASS..... :lol:
ya know....Shloemoe likes some freaky shit as much
as the next guy...but fucking a donkey?...how could
you maintain a stiffy....how do you get into that?
...what?...one day you see a certain something in
your donkeys eyes and it goes on from there?..I guess
there's a whole different mindset going on there...
Hey!...more power to em...as long as the donkey dont
mind... what the hell?

I guess for making us confront a very weird idea we
are indebt to you Cwa and Rotter...ok..I've thought about
this longer than is healthy....enough for me.
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I dunno...I guess he got sick n' tired of watching American Idol.I really hoped he'd let that donkey suck him off and chomp his cock off.
Personally I find people fucking animals sick...but at the same time fucking hilarious.I 'm warped....can't help it.
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Long live midget porn and clownnnnnnnnn porn! :D
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Post by ChispaFilthyLucre »

in spain some people in little towns fuck the sheeps
thats stink
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Do you fuck sheep Chispa? :lol:
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hahahahahhahah :lol:
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<a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j293/ ... rotter.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting"></a> :lol:
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Blow up Bonking BaaBaa is Shloemoe approved! :lol:
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It's all very discreet of course

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http://www.adultsheepfinder.com/

Someone sent me this url.

Should be better than a blow-up bonking ba ba.

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Re: It's all very discreet of course

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chriswasanon wrote:http://www.adultsheepfinder.com/

Someone sent me this url.

Should be better than a blow-up bonking ba ba.

CwA.
hey why not sheep too...you should see the muck
that pops up from my cookie jar...ya look at some
pages like months ago and ya never hear the end of it.

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What's your OS Shloe. Not.....

Vista! Or is it any of these; XP, 2000, 98, 94, Win 3, Win 1. MS. DOS, GEM, Amiga DOS, BE OS. 0S/2, Mac OS, Linux Red Hat, Unix...

Spot deliberate mistake(s).

No I think a man like you would probably use Ubuntu, wouldn't he?

http://www.adultsheepfinder.com/

Click on one of the ewes for an interesting message BTW :-)

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Post by The Rizen shloemoe »

I dunno maybe there's something to all that?
I've always thought this one was a real cutey...what
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ChispaFilthyLucre wrote:<a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j293/ ... rotter.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting"></a> :lol:

I like the added Chispa artwork.

It's so cute, would probably make a darling Easter decoration except for the big hole that is probably not-hiding under its tail...
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The Rizen shloemoe wrote:I dunno maybe there's something to all that?
I've always thought this one was a real cutey...what
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come to daddy shaun!
I can't resist it...

Baaalicks!
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Post by ChispaFilthyLucre »

another sheep?
dont look at me!!!!!
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We like sheep too!!!!...and.....CHEESE!

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the blue danes cheese win in Wisconsi :wink:
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The best cheese in california comes from wisconsin
...not from talking cows...marketing people :roll: ...

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stupid cow...dont like math...stupid!
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nice cow with nice eyes,big tits with milk....who care matematicas
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SICKO'S
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math anxiety causes stress...stress ruins the milk!
bad milk makes bad cheese!...If cows did their math
homework there'd be no problem!......

...now listen up cows...give me the first order
derivitive of the function f(x)=x^2...recall your
solution rules for finding derivitives of polynomials

...dont make me go over this AGAIN! :evil:

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I like how this thread changed from fucking donkeys
to teaching calculus to cows....simply brilliant!
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Post by ChispaFilthyLucre »

I prefer to be a cow
My guitar hero said "math are for idiots"
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ChispaFilthyLucre wrote:I prefer to be a cow
My guitar hero said "math are for idiots"
:lol:
yes...some idiots are genius!!!!
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I agree
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ChispaFilthyLucre wrote:nice cow with nice eyes,big tits with milk....who care matematicas
aaaaahahahaha........tits! :D
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Post by floratina »

When I see those ads that paint the image of an idyllic life that California cows live, I assume that the ad agency is betting that most Californians haven't taken a trip up Interstate 5, I think it is...there's a section where the cows are all sorta stranded there by the gazillions in a barren-looking wasteland. You have to roll the windows up in your car to fend off the smell. It's been nicknamed "Cowshwitz".

Well in fairness, I'll you probably have to roll up your car windows when you pass any cow congregation...
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floratina wrote:When I see those ads that paint the image of an idyllic life that California cows live, I assume that the ad agency is betting that most Californians haven't taken a trip up Interstate 5, I think it is...there's a section where the cows are all sorta stranded there by the gazillions in a barren-looking wasteland. You have to roll the windows up in your car to fend off the smell. It's been nicknamed "Cowshwitz".

Well in fairness, I'll you probably have to roll up your car windows when you pass any cow congregation...
oh my god yea...bovine auschwitz :cry: ...it'll make
ya pass a few burger kings ...huh?

but those aren't dairy cows.....as any interplanetary space
traveler can tell ya...cows used in milk(the magic elixor that
cures pms and a score of other afflictions... :roll: ) and cheese production
do live somewhat pamered lives....and score well on math tests
....otherwise they make bad milk :cry:

Shloe know 1st hand..was a cowboy once...actually smitten with
the grand teeted ones...once...is that so wrong?...cows are really
very nice people!...dont you judge me :D

those cows on I5 are headed for...well, we all know where their going :shock: ...the final solution..... :twisted:
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