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Shocking tale

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 4:55 am
by chriswasanon
If true.

Definitely worth a look though.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/03/02/donkey_shocker/

CwA

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 5:57 am
by rotter
Isn't that right donkey?Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahha.....fuckin hilarious :lol:
ImageBORAT DISCOVERS THE GREAT AMERICAN ASS..... :lol:

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 8:00 am
by The Rizen shloemoe
OK! :shock: ...ya dont see that everyday....every other
day maybe if you just happen to have stock bestiality
pics laying around.....Like Rotter...but to each his own.

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 8:27 am
by rotter
Aaaaaaahahahahahahahaahha.....nothin' says lovin like a nice piece o'ass..... :lol:

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 8:41 am
by rotter
ImageAaaaaaaaahahahahha!

Stock photos

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 10:31 am
by chriswasanon
...ya dont see that everyday....every other
day maybe if you just happen to have stock bestiality
pics laying around.....Like Rotter...but to each his own.

Bet he hasn't got one of a guy dressed in latex handcuffed in a hotel room being chased by the Gardai with a donkey demolishing the mini bar though.

It's a funny story but Legova...

Is that Wilma being given "one" by Dino?

Jesus.


CwA :shock:

Re: Stock photos

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 11:04 am
by The Rizen shloemoe
chriswasanon wrote:...ya dont see that everyday....every other
day maybe if you just happen to have stock bestiality
pics laying around.....Like Rotter...but to each his own.

Bet he hasn't got one of a guy dressed in latex handcuffed in a hotel room being chased by the Gardai with a donkey demolishing the mini bar though.

It's a funny story but Legova...

Is that Wilma being given "one" by Dino?

Jesus.


CwA :shock:
...Oh I dunno....Rotter?

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 12:08 pm
by rotter
yeah,thats Dino fuckin Wilma doggy style...!!

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 12:23 pm
by The Rizen shloemoe
Ahahaha....where do find that shit?

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 1:09 pm
by rotter
cartoon porn... :lol:

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 1:20 pm
by ChispaFilthyLucre
rotter wrote:Isn't that right donkey?Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahha.....fuckin hilarious :lol:
ImageBORAT DISCOVERS THE GREAT AMERICAN ASS..... :lol:
who is bono?

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 1:26 pm
by rotter
Borat.....that guy from the movie that goes to america and fucks people around and films it...as for Bono...he's that fuck in U2...

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 1:29 pm
by The Rizen shloemoe
rotter wrote:Isn't that right donkey?Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahha.....fuckin hilarious :lol:
ImageBORAT DISCOVERS THE GREAT AMERICAN ASS..... :lol:
ya know....Shloemoe likes some freaky shit as much
as the next guy...but fucking a donkey?...how could
you maintain a stiffy....how do you get into that?
...what?...one day you see a certain something in
your donkeys eyes and it goes on from there?..I guess
there's a whole different mindset going on there...
Hey!...more power to em...as long as the donkey dont
mind... what the hell?

I guess for making us confront a very weird idea we
are indebt to you Cwa and Rotter...ok..I've thought about
this longer than is healthy....enough for me.

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 1:34 pm
by rotter
I dunno...I guess he got sick n' tired of watching American Idol.I really hoped he'd let that donkey suck him off and chomp his cock off.
Personally I find people fucking animals sick...but at the same time fucking hilarious.I 'm warped....can't help it.

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 1:36 pm
by rotter
Long live midget porn and clownnnnnnnnn porn! :D
Image

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 1:40 pm
by ChispaFilthyLucre
in spain some people in little towns fuck the sheeps
thats stink

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 2:23 pm
by rotter
Do you fuck sheep Chispa? :lol:
Image

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 2:34 pm
by ChispaFilthyLucre
hahahahahhahah :lol:

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 2:50 pm
by ChispaFilthyLucre
<a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j293/ ... rotter.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting"></a> :lol:

Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 3:06 am
by rotter
Blow up Bonking BaaBaa is Shloemoe approved! :lol:

It's all very discreet of course

Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 9:40 am
by chriswasanon
http://www.adultsheepfinder.com/

Someone sent me this url.

Should be better than a blow-up bonking ba ba.

CwA.

Re: It's all very discreet of course

Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 11:13 am
by The Rizen shloemoe
chriswasanon wrote:http://www.adultsheepfinder.com/

Someone sent me this url.

Should be better than a blow-up bonking ba ba.

CwA.
hey why not sheep too...you should see the muck
that pops up from my cookie jar...ya look at some
pages like months ago and ya never hear the end of it.

...I gotta re-install my operating system.

Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 11:32 am
by chriswasanon
What's your OS Shloe. Not.....

Vista! Or is it any of these; XP, 2000, 98, 94, Win 3, Win 1. MS. DOS, GEM, Amiga DOS, BE OS. 0S/2, Mac OS, Linux Red Hat, Unix...

Spot deliberate mistake(s).

No I think a man like you would probably use Ubuntu, wouldn't he?

http://www.adultsheepfinder.com/

Click on one of the ewes for an interesting message BTW :-)

CwA

Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 12:30 pm
by The Rizen shloemoe
I dunno maybe there's something to all that?
I've always thought this one was a real cutey...what
Image

come to daddy shaun!

Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 9:38 pm
by floratina
ChispaFilthyLucre wrote:<a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j293/ ... rotter.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting"></a> :lol:

I like the added Chispa artwork.

It's so cute, would probably make a darling Easter decoration except for the big hole that is probably not-hiding under its tail...

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 6:38 am
by chriswasanon
The Rizen shloemoe wrote:I dunno maybe there's something to all that?
I've always thought this one was a real cutey...what
Image

come to daddy shaun!
I can't resist it...

Baaalicks!

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 7:47 am
by ChispaFilthyLucre
another sheep?
dont look at me!!!!!

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 8:05 am
by The Rizen shloemoe
We like sheep too!!!!...and.....CHEESE!

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Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 8:33 am
by ChispaFilthyLucre
the blue danes cheese win in Wisconsi :wink:

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 9:16 am
by The Rizen shloemoe
The best cheese in california comes from wisconsin
...not from talking cows...marketing people :roll: ...

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stupid cow...dont like math...stupid!

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 10:06 am
by ChispaFilthyLucre
nice cow with nice eyes,big tits with milk....who care matematicas

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 10:38 am
by Glenn
SICKO'S

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 10:43 am
by The Rizen shloemoe
math anxiety causes stress...stress ruins the milk!
bad milk makes bad cheese!...If cows did their math
homework there'd be no problem!......

...now listen up cows...give me the first order
derivitive of the function f(x)=x^2...recall your
solution rules for finding derivitives of polynomials

...dont make me go over this AGAIN! :evil:

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that goes for you too Chispa! ..and you too Glenners!

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 10:46 am
by The Rizen shloemoe
I like how this thread changed from fucking donkeys
to teaching calculus to cows....simply brilliant!

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 11:14 am
by ChispaFilthyLucre
I prefer to be a cow
My guitar hero said "math are for idiots"
:lol:

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 11:18 am
by The Rizen shloemoe
ChispaFilthyLucre wrote:I prefer to be a cow
My guitar hero said "math are for idiots"
:lol:
yes...some idiots are genius!!!!

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 11:28 am
by ChispaFilthyLucre
I agree

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 5:07 pm
by rotter
ChispaFilthyLucre wrote:nice cow with nice eyes,big tits with milk....who care matematicas
aaaaahahahaha........tits! :D

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 7:43 pm
by floratina
When I see those ads that paint the image of an idyllic life that California cows live, I assume that the ad agency is betting that most Californians haven't taken a trip up Interstate 5, I think it is...there's a section where the cows are all sorta stranded there by the gazillions in a barren-looking wasteland. You have to roll the windows up in your car to fend off the smell. It's been nicknamed "Cowshwitz".

Well in fairness, I'll you probably have to roll up your car windows when you pass any cow congregation...

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 8:13 pm
by The Rizen shloemoe
floratina wrote:When I see those ads that paint the image of an idyllic life that California cows live, I assume that the ad agency is betting that most Californians haven't taken a trip up Interstate 5, I think it is...there's a section where the cows are all sorta stranded there by the gazillions in a barren-looking wasteland. You have to roll the windows up in your car to fend off the smell. It's been nicknamed "Cowshwitz".

Well in fairness, I'll you probably have to roll up your car windows when you pass any cow congregation...
oh my god yea...bovine auschwitz :cry: ...it'll make
ya pass a few burger kings ...huh?

but those aren't dairy cows.....as any interplanetary space
traveler can tell ya...cows used in milk(the magic elixor that
cures pms and a score of other afflictions... :roll: ) and cheese production
do live somewhat pamered lives....and score well on math tests
....otherwise they make bad milk :cry:

Shloe know 1st hand..was a cowboy once...actually smitten with
the grand teeted ones...once...is that so wrong?...cows are really
very nice people!...dont you judge me :D

those cows on I5 are headed for...well, we all know where their going :shock: ...the final solution..... :twisted: