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I fight authority, but authority always wins...
Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 1:30 pm
by The Rizen shloemoe
Read about a judge in Alabama ordering convicted shoplifters
to wear T shirts that say:
I Am a Thief
I stole from
Wal-Mart
Excellant idea for a T-shirt...I'm going to office depot today
to get one of those T-shirt transfer kits and make me a new
shopping shirt
Genius!!!!!!!!!
They follow me around in wal-mart anyway...might as well
have some fun....
I am The Shloe!!!!!!
Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 4:14 pm
by Glenn
I want one too!
Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 4:54 pm
by rotter
Aaaaaahahahahhahaha
Love it!
Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 6:23 pm
by DIsPervertNurse
I bet I can have them made in Korea quite cheap!!!! Let me check how much they would be and I will let you know!
Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 8:00 am
by chriswasanon
Can I get the uk variant Nursie?
"I stole from ASDA."
Ta
CwA
Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 1:02 pm
by rotter
I stole a Bowie cassette when I was a kid.Got off with a suspended sentence.Now I'm a "good" boyo and never steal shit.I don't wanna go to jail and get fucked in the ass by a gang o'fags.
Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 1:20 pm
by ChispaFilthyLucre
I stole a sgl of god save the queen in Francia ten years ago but nobody know
Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 2:19 pm
by The Rizen shloemoe
I knew I'd catch you culprits sooner or later....
I consider it my duty as a concientious citizen
to report you all to the proper authorities....
My therapist am I are making great progress,
yet sometimes my authority issues manifest
themselfs with "five fingered" discounts on certain
items(candy bar here,candy bar there)at
stores what piss me off...
...I'll show them!...sides...aint no point in being
too moralistic in this life...is there?...and
nothing tastes better than stolen chocolate
I AM SHLOEMOE!!!!!
Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 3:05 pm
by rotter
ahahahahahhaha...five finga dis-cunt shopper
Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 5:38 pm
by DIsPervertNurse
Well, I don't think it would be a problem at all to get a few of these shirts made at all. I will find out how much they cost and if you want one, just post that you do here and I will contact you via PM for shipping. And getting one for the UK version again would not be a problem!
I got caught steeling magazines when I was 13 once. My mom threatened to not come pick me up. I balled my eyes out!