Panda Porn?!?!?!?! Who knew!
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DIsPervertNurse
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Panda Porn?!?!?!?! Who knew!
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The Rizen shloemoe
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A panda walks into a cafe and orders a sandwich.
Finished with the sandwich the panda pulls out a
gun and shoots up the place. Stopped at the door
by the manager, trying to get an explanation, the
panda says," hey, I'm a panda...look it up!" then
leaves. Miffed, the manager returns to the counter
and pulls out his dictionary...:
"Panda" - black and white bear native to central china,
eats shoots and leaves.
....being just about the only joke I know by memory
I never miss telling it when the opportunity arises,
especially when the talk is pandas'
Finished with the sandwich the panda pulls out a
gun and shoots up the place. Stopped at the door
by the manager, trying to get an explanation, the
panda says," hey, I'm a panda...look it up!" then
leaves. Miffed, the manager returns to the counter
and pulls out his dictionary...:
"Panda" - black and white bear native to central china,
eats shoots and leaves.
....being just about the only joke I know by memory
I never miss telling it when the opportunity arises,
especially when the talk is pandas'
Last edited by The Rizen shloemoe on Fri Jun 15, 2007 6:35 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Having abandoned my search for truth,
I am now looking for a good fantasy.
--Anonymous Internet Sage
...Some men...ya just can't reach...
--The Captain from "Cool Hand Luke"
I am now looking for a good fantasy.
--Anonymous Internet Sage
...Some men...ya just can't reach...
--The Captain from "Cool Hand Luke"
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The Rizen shloemoe
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too bad i couldn't come up with a dirty panda joke....obiwankobe wrote:that is actually pretty funny
ok
A naked panda walks into a cafe......
Having abandoned my search for truth,
I am now looking for a good fantasy.
--Anonymous Internet Sage
...Some men...ya just can't reach...
--The Captain from "Cool Hand Luke"
I am now looking for a good fantasy.
--Anonymous Internet Sage
...Some men...ya just can't reach...
--The Captain from "Cool Hand Luke"
...but I wouldn't fuck with a panda.