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Panda Porn?!?!?!?! Who knew!

Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 10:46 pm
by DIsPervertNurse
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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 11:12 am
by The Rizen shloemoe
A panda walks into a cafe and orders a sandwich.
Finished with the sandwich the panda pulls out a
gun and shoots up the place. Stopped at the door
by the manager, trying to get an explanation, the
panda says," hey, I'm a panda...look it up!" then
leaves. Miffed, the manager returns to the counter
and pulls out his dictionary...:

"Panda" - black and white bear native to central china,
eats shoots and leaves.


....being just about the only joke I know by memory
I never miss telling it when the opportunity arises,
especially when the talk is pandas'

Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 1:25 pm
by obiwankobe
that is actually pretty funny

Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 3:45 pm
by The Rizen shloemoe
obiwankobe wrote:that is actually pretty funny
too bad i couldn't come up with a dirty panda joke....

ok

A naked panda walks into a cafe......

Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 4:09 pm
by Glenn
pandering

:lol:

Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 4:38 am
by rotter
We are animals too...born to fuck! :D ...but I wouldn't fuck with a panda.