Happy b-day STEVE JONES

ChispaFilthyLucre · Post by **ChispaFilthyLucre** » Mon Sep 03, 2007 6:15 am

Glenn · Post by **Glenn** » Mon Sep 03, 2007 12:00 pm

obiwankobe · Post by **obiwankobe** » Tue Sep 04, 2007 11:25 am

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Tue Sep 04, 2007 12:33 pm

I bet she has a hairy arsehole...

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Tue Sep 04, 2007 2:35 pm

Here's some advice for birthday boy Jones from Wesley Willis.If Jones wants to get more pussy than just once a year for his birthday;he'll take this advice seriously!

CUT THE MULLET

Do something about your long filthy hair
It looks like a rat's nest
Do something about your mullet
Get out the hair clippers, jerk

Cut the Mullet x4

Get the rat's nest off your head
Get that crazy-ass mullet off your skull
Take your ass to the barber shop
Tell the barber you're sick of looking like an asshole

Cut the mullet x4

The mullet is the reason why people hate you
They are sick of looking at your nappy wheat sack
No body wants to look at you with that mullet on your head
Why don't you cut that mullet, you numbskull?

Cut the mullet x4

Rock over London
Rock over Chicago
Sure White, it's the sure super store!

ahahahahhahaha...

assholitis · Post by **assholitis** » Tue Sep 04, 2007 9:43 pm

rotter wrote:Here's some advice for birthday boy Jones from Wesley Willis.If Jones wants to get more pussy than just once a year for his birthday;he'll take this advice seriously!

CUT THE MULLET

Tell the barber you're sick of looking like an asshole

Classic. I also like Rock 'n' Roll McDonalds. Wesley starts by talking about how McDonalds is the place to rock and everyone loves it there and then ends by saying how McDonalds is the worst and even worse than Burger King cause they make you fat. Awesome.

The Rizen shloemoe · Post by **The Rizen shloemoe** » Tue Sep 04, 2007 10:05 pm

Wesley Willis?...never heard of him...
does that make me un-hip?

I'll have to google...cant have Rotter n
Ass more cool than me!!!!

The Shires Birthday?...hey how bout those LA Angels?

SHUT UP!!!!!

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Wed Sep 05, 2007 3:29 pm

I like "Cheetas Dick" the best...

Suck a polar bear's funky ass!
Suck a racehorse's cock with Heinz Tomato Ketchup!
Suck a donkey's shitty ass!
Suck a male camel's dick with Hoisen sauce!

Suck a cheetah's dick
Suck a cheetah's dick
Suck a cheetah's dick
Suck a cheetah's dick

Suck a European bison's smelly ass!
Suck a woolly mammoth's dick with Miracle Whip!
Suck a snow leopard's ass with whip cream!
Suck a hyena's spermy dick!

Suck a cheetah's dick
Suck a cheetah's dick
Suck a cheetah's dick
Suck a cheetah's dick

Suck a llama's shitty asshole!
Suck a panda bear's spermy nutsack!
Suck a sloth bear's bootyhole!
Suck a greyhound's musty ass, mothafucka!

Suck a cheetah's dick
Suck a cheetah's dick
Suck a cheetah's dick
Suck a cheetah's dick

The Rizen shloemoe · Post by **The Rizen shloemoe** » Wed Sep 05, 2007 3:33 pm

Oh that guy...childish...very funny!!!!

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Wed Sep 05, 2007 3:40 pm

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She's PUSHING him away....aaaaaaahahahahhahaha

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Wed Sep 05, 2007 3:41 pm

The Rizen shloemoe wrote:Oh that guy...childish...very funny!!!!

He was schizophrenic

The Rizen shloemoe · Post by **The Rizen shloemoe** » Wed Sep 05, 2007 3:41 pm

Steve's birf-day?....hey how about those L.A.
Angels??????

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Wed Sep 05, 2007 3:45 pm

Fuckin Angels are cool..met a few of em' at a Jays game.

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