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Philiosphy
Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 12:54 pm
by Glenn
I intend to answer the following eternal questions over the next few weeks. Other lesser scholars have been debating these for thousands of years but I reckon I can Ace it and reveal the truth PDQ.
What is?
Why is there something rather than nothing?
Why is the world the way it is?
Where does it all come from?
Where do we come from?
Who are we?
Where are we going to?
What is the purpose of it all?
Is there a God?
What is good and what is evil?
What is knowledge?
What is truth?
What is consciousness?
Do we have a "free will"?
How should we act?
How can we be happy?
Why cannot we live forever?
What is the meaning of life?
Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 1:21 pm
by The Rizen shloemoe
Ah....you must be taking PHIL 100
First thing to learn is how to spell
"philosophy"
It's OK Mr Beezley...it's just a minor fo-paw...
Excellent Glenn...keep us informed...I know I
speak for all the Shackers when I say that a
good review of the basics of PHILOSOPHY would
be appreciated
Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 2:49 pm
by Glenn
By deductive reasoning I think that you are right.
Some valid premises of logic me thinks.
Re: Philiosphy
Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 3:25 pm
by rotter
Glenn wrote:I intend to answer the following eternal questions over the next few weeks. Other lesser scholars have been debating these for thousands of years but I reckon I can Ace it and reveal the truth PDQ.
What is?
Why is there something rather than nothing?
Why is the world the way it is?
Where does it all come from?
Where do we come from?
Who are we?
Where are we going to?
What is the purpose of it all?
Is there a God?
What is good and what is evil?
What is knowledge?
What is truth?
What is consciousness?
Do we have a "free will"?
How should we act?
How can we be happy?
Why cannot we live forever?
What is the meaning of life?
I was asked these questions in the mental hospital...I gave fascinating answers...hehehe
Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 3:37 pm
by The Rizen shloemoe
Glenn wrote:By deductive reasoning I think that you are right.
Some valid premises of logic me thinks.
actually most of what Sherlock Holmes did
was
inductive reasoning....most arguments
can rarely be put into deductive form...you'll hear
that when they touch on LOGIC!
Watson!...where's my syringe?...and my 5%
solution of cocaine sulphate?
Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 3:39 pm
by rotter
Sherlock sucks pipe!
Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 3:40 pm
by The Rizen shloemoe
rotter wrote:Sherlock sucks pipe!
...and slams coke
Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 3:48 pm
by rotter
Speaking of Coke..I read somewhere a guy tried to shove a can up his ass and he had to go to hospital...was that you Shloe?
Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 3:52 pm
by The Rizen shloemoe
rotter wrote:Speaking of Coke..I read somewhere a guy tried to shove a can up his ass and he had to go to hospital...was that you Shloe?
Ya just told on yerself Rotman....now we know
the kinda shit you read..."Gay ass shoving quarterly"
it's ok man...not my cup o tea but I dont judge
you
Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 3:58 pm
by rotter
It was in Maxim or Stuff I think...I'd NEVER go through your library Shloe
Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 4:07 pm
by The Rizen shloemoe
Ah-hahahahaha!!!!
Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 1:15 pm
by rotter
I bet you get a hard on when you drink a Coke!
Re: Philiosphy
Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 1:08 am
by DIsPervertNurse
Glenn wrote:I intend to answer the following eternal questions over the next few weeks. Other lesser scholars have been debating these for thousands of years but I reckon I can Ace it and reveal the truth PDQ.
What is?
Why is there something rather than nothing?
Why is the world the way it is?
Where does it all come from?
Where do we come from?
Who are we?
Where are we going to?
What is the purpose of it all?
Is there a God?
What is good and what is evil?
What is knowledge?
What is truth?
What is consciousness?
Do we have a "free will"?
How should we act?
How can we be happy?
Why cannot we live forever?
What is the meaning of life?
The answer is 42!
Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 11:57 am
by obiwankobe
What is? Answer = Is is what isn't
Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 12:06 pm
by The Rizen shloemoe
Be sure to carry an extra towel!
Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 3:12 pm
by Glenn
obiwankobe wrote:What is? Answer = Is is what isn't
One must ask one's self if "is" is is.
Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 3:16 pm
by rotter
Shloemoe has an "it" in his ass.
Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 5:45 pm
by The Rizen shloemoe
rotter wrote:Shloemoe has an "it" in his ass.
Well to be linguistically honest , that is to say "does the word "it" include
any class of objects which might pass thru an ass"(for instance
poo..smile'n johny logs)...then I would agree with Prof. Rotters
assertion....
But the problems of philosophy rarley need be called upon
to tackle the mystries of ass reamings(unless of course
you frequent these woods(or chat wit the rotman))....
many modern philosophers (analytic philosophy) concern
themselfs with pure word meanings n such...
..i just bored myself...maybe I'll finish this later.....
...but it is important....
Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2007 10:27 am
by rotter
This concludes Shloemoes' "big shit O' the day"...more to come!
Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 1:17 pm
by obiwankobe
Why is there something rather than nothing?
-but nothing is something
Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 4:56 am
by rotter
I think you all need girlfriends that squirt..