Glazed Ham!...no Chocolate bunnies please?

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Glazed Ham!...no Chocolate bunnies please?

Post by The Rizen shloemoe » Fri Mar 21, 2008 2:56 pm

My 1st experience with "Divinity" happend
as a preschooler. Mumsy told me that if I didn't
behave in church Jesus would come down
off the cross and smite me. It was the first time
I'd ever been aware of the bloody man hanging
from the wall. It was also the 1st time I recall
feeling that those in authority where wacked.
Why would Jesus smite me? I'm just a little kid
goofing on the kneeling pads near the floor.
(yes Catholic)
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from that point on churches,religion, "holy people"
(and parents)have always kinda freaked me out.


.I dunno what I was trying to say to start with...
(gluck gluck gluck) :roll:

C'ept happy easter ya bastards!

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You dont really believe that a man/god(how does that work?)
was put to death and then rose from the dead....to seal
a contract with god to save our souls?

...I wish I could... :(
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Re: Glazed Ham!...no Chocolate bunnies please?

Post by rotter » Sat Mar 22, 2008 6:12 am

If you don't get on your knees and pray Jesus is going to come down from heaven wearing a button up shirt and tie with a crewcut and beat the fuck outta you Shloemoe.Aaaaaaaahahahhaha! :lol:

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Re: Glazed Ham!...no Chocolate bunnies please?

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Re: Glazed Ham!...no Chocolate bunnies please?

Post by The Rizen shloemoe » Sat Mar 22, 2008 7:16 am

Simply delicious yes!....
nothing like a little blasphemy
at breakfast time :twisted:

Blasphemer!!!
Having abandoned my search for truth,
I am now looking for a good fantasy.
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...Some men...ya just can't reach...
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Re: Glazed Ham!...no Chocolate bunnies please?

Post by rotter » Sat Mar 22, 2008 8:45 am

ImageJohnny Rotten on my wall..mommy said she'd seen it all..and she screamed out "blasphemy,blasphemy!" :lol:

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Re: Glazed Ham!...no Chocolate bunnies please?

Post by ChispaFilthyLucre » Sat Mar 22, 2008 8:51 am

blasfemy!!!!!
I like this video about Mr Glen :lol: :lol:
IF Im hEre iS ThANk to STEVe JoNEs "JONeSyS" FROm sEx PiStoLs

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Re: Glazed Ham!...no Chocolate bunnies please?

Post by The Rizen shloemoe » Sun Mar 23, 2008 8:32 am

ChispaFilthyLucre wrote:blasfemy!!!!!
I like this video about Mr Glen :lol: :lol:
Glenn?...what?

Hey where is Glenn these days?
Having abandoned my search for truth,
I am now looking for a good fantasy.
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...Some men...ya just can't reach...
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Re: Glazed Ham!...no Chocolate bunnies please?

Post by ChispaFilthyLucre » Sun Mar 23, 2008 12:50 pm

I suppose that today resurrected
(he always told me that he was jesùs long time ago)
IF Im hEre iS ThANk to STEVe JoNEs "JONeSyS" FROm sEx PiStoLs

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Re: Glazed Ham!...no Chocolate bunnies please?

Post by rotter » Sun Mar 23, 2008 1:00 pm

Glenn is probably knawin' the head off a chocolate Jesus today. :lol:
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