My 1st experience with "Divinity" happend
as a preschooler. Mumsy told me that if I didn't
behave in church Jesus would come down
off the cross and smite me. It was the first time
I'd ever been aware of the bloody man hanging
from the wall. It was also the 1st time I recall
feeling that those in authority where wacked.
Why would Jesus smite me? I'm just a little kid
goofing on the kneeling pads near the floor.
(yes Catholic)
from that point on churches,religion, "holy people"
(and parents)have always kinda freaked me out.
.I dunno what I was trying to say to start with...
(gluck gluck gluck)
C'ept happy easter ya bastards!
You dont really believe that a man/god(how does that work?)
was put to death and then rose from the dead....to seal
a contract with god to save our souls?
...I wish I could...
Glazed Ham!...no Chocolate bunnies please?
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Glazed Ham!...no Chocolate bunnies please?
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Having abandoned my search for truth,
I am now looking for a good fantasy.
--Anonymous Internet Sage
...Some men...ya just can't reach...
--The Captain from "Cool Hand Luke"
I am now looking for a good fantasy.
--Anonymous Internet Sage
...Some men...ya just can't reach...
--The Captain from "Cool Hand Luke"
Re: Glazed Ham!...no Chocolate bunnies please?
If you don't get on your knees and pray Jesus is going to come down from heaven wearing a button up shirt and tie with a crewcut and beat the fuck outta you Shloemoe.Aaaaaaaahahahhaha!
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Re: Glazed Ham!...no Chocolate bunnies please?
Simply delicious yes!....rotter wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uiger7kRDEoJesus is back!
nothing like a little blasphemy
at breakfast time
Blasphemer!!!
Having abandoned my search for truth,
I am now looking for a good fantasy.
--Anonymous Internet Sage
...Some men...ya just can't reach...
--The Captain from "Cool Hand Luke"
I am now looking for a good fantasy.
--Anonymous Internet Sage
...Some men...ya just can't reach...
--The Captain from "Cool Hand Luke"
Re: Glazed Ham!...no Chocolate bunnies please?
Johnny Rotten on my wall..mommy said she'd seen it all..and she screamed out "blasphemy,blasphemy!"
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Re: Glazed Ham!...no Chocolate bunnies please?
blasfemy!!!!!
I like this video about Mr Glen
I like this video about Mr Glen
IF Im hEre iS ThANk to STEVe JoNEs "JONeSyS" FROm sEx PiStoLs
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Re: Glazed Ham!...no Chocolate bunnies please?
Glenn?...what?ChispaFilthyLucre wrote:blasfemy!!!!!
I like this video about Mr Glen
Hey where is Glenn these days?
Having abandoned my search for truth,
I am now looking for a good fantasy.
--Anonymous Internet Sage
...Some men...ya just can't reach...
--The Captain from "Cool Hand Luke"
I am now looking for a good fantasy.
--Anonymous Internet Sage
...Some men...ya just can't reach...
--The Captain from "Cool Hand Luke"
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Re: Glazed Ham!...no Chocolate bunnies please?
I suppose that today resurrected
(he always told me that he was jesùs long time ago)
(he always told me that he was jesùs long time ago)
IF Im hEre iS ThANk to STEVe JoNEs "JONeSyS" FROm sEx PiStoLs
Re: Glazed Ham!...no Chocolate bunnies please?
Glenn is probably knawin' the head off a chocolate Jesus today.