How to expidite New Orleans Evacuation
Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2005 12:33 pm
Here's how you get everyone out of New Orleans fast! All you need is a helicopter and some really loud sound-stage equipment. Then you start a concert with Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, Hal Sparks, Pepper, Motley Crue, Avenged Sevenfold, Hawthorne Heights, Switchfoot, Mudvayne, Creed, & Dashboard Confessional, hosted by Stryker from KROQ. This will cause everyone remaining in the city to immediately flee in terror!
