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San Diego Street Scene DRAMA!!
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 2:24 pm
by a KROQ spy!
"So, for anyone who was at the San Diego Street Scene show, you may have noticed that the Stripes took the stage very late, due to the fact that the Black Eyed Peas, who played right before the Stripes, showed up for their set almost a full hour late. Total disrespect, since every other band managed to make their show time on the dot.
The reason why the Black Eyed Peas took the stage so late is because they claim to have been "stuck in traffic" and that security wouldn't let them in.
Anyway, after they took the stage, it was very clear that they were all very hammered.
So hammered, in fact, that Fergie decided to piss RIGHT ON THE STAGE.
No joke. According to radio reports, she moved over out of the spotlight at some point in their set, and just let it go. Without taking her pants off, either.
So, sure enough, when she got back in the spotlight, it was obvious what she'd done. And she just kept on going as if nothing happened."
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 2:28 pm
by *Annie*
AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 3:11 pm
by gidgetgoestohell
Goddamm Spy...I would have just said: Lookeee here. THIS is what I do to women....and left it at that....
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 3:11 pm
by obiwankobe
Fergie's first band
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 3:20 pm
by *Annie*
Fergie gets on my nerves...
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 3:21 pm
by obiwankobe
I don't like her either, but "How 'bout them apples?!"
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 3:25 pm
by gidgetgoestohell
She looks like she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.....
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 3:25 pm
by *Annie*
Yeah, dude, her body is crazy hot... but is it just me or is she kinda' like "the sister" like no real sex appeal... too tomboyish... what do I know, I'm a girl...
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 3:27 pm
by gidgetgoestohell
Whatever sex appeal she might have had was shot when she wizzed in her pants.....
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 3:28 pm
by *Annie*
Except for those guys that like chicks peeing on them...
...I'm just saying...
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 3:29 pm
by gidgetgoestohell
Don't get me started on THAT subject...
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 3:31 pm
by gidgetgoestohell
I had a client once, who was married for 20 years and got divorced. So, his buddies threw him a D-Day party. Strippers, limos, hot monkey pig sex. The works. My guy hooks up with a stripper chick and bangs her in the back of the limo. He knocks her up (why is it that stripper chicks NEVER use protection with obscenly wealthy men?) and decides to be a good guy and..you got it...marry her.
Now, this guy was the CEO/CFO of a Fortune 500 company so he had a limo at his disposal and a jet and helicopter as well. They had a live in nanny blah blah blah. They are married for about three years when the limo driver comes to my guy and says Mr. Doe...I can't do it anymore. I don't care if you fire me. I can't DO IT ANYMORE. My guy asks, what the fuck? What are you talking about? Limoman says, your wife makes me take her to Hollywood where she goes to private clubs, gets on stage and pays people to pee and shit on her.....
I kid you not...true story....
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 4:47 pm
by Glenn
ha ha apart from that she's pretty hot.
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 5:50 pm
by a KROQ spy!
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 9:27 pm
by jack
Wow...
Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2005 1:18 am
by assholitis
Let's get RETARDED in hereeee 
And thanks, Gidge. You win the award for most fucked up story of the week. Come pick up your prize at the front office. At first I read that as she was getting paid to get peed/shit on, then I re-read it and you're telling me SHE paid people to do that? Moral of the story: don't go banging strippers in the back of your limo, guys.
-Kevin
Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2005 7:19 am
by gidgetgoestohell
Kev:
And YOU get a star for the day because that was EXACTLY the moral of the story....LMAO
~wonders what the prize is~
Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2005 5:19 pm
by Gooch
Fergie in Kids Inc.
