OneOldPunk for Moderator

OneOldPunk · Post by **OneOldPunk** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 7:26 am

Jack, I would like to have moderator status on this forum. Please consider this. The deletions are getting crazy, and I would like to do something about it. If others on this board have a problem with it, no problem. How 'bout it people? Do we need a forum friendly mod on here?

Vote "OOP, The Mod for the people by the people!"

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 7:30 am

Sure...why not...

Gooch · Post by **Gooch** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 8:11 am

Are you going to go around kissing babies?

LALALA · Post by **LALALA** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 8:38 am

Oopsie is the man of the people, by the people and for the people!

Glenn · Post by **Glenn** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 8:47 am

WHo is the mod now. Jack I thought.

OneOldPunk · Post by **OneOldPunk** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 8:48 am

Gooch wrote:Are you going to go around kissing babies?

Will you be one of the babies?

Gooch · Post by **Gooch** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 8:48 am

Glenn wrote:WHo is the mod now. Jack I thought.

Yeah, its only Jack.

Gooch · Post by **Gooch** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 8:54 am

OneOldPunk wrote:
Gooch wrote:Are you going to go around kissing babies?
Will you be one of the babies?

Not if you call me baby....I HATE being called baby....

robert · Post by **robert** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 8:58 am

I think Jack is doing a good job. He is just in an ethical dilemma and doenst want to see the board flame out.

LALALA · Post by **LALALA** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 9:01 am

If he doesn't solve the dilemma, this place will flame out. He needs to be decisive for once.

OneOldPunk · Post by **OneOldPunk** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 9:01 am

Gooch wrote:
OneOldPunk wrote:
Gooch wrote:Are you going to go around kissing babies?
Will you be one of the babies?

Not if you call me baby....I HATE being called baby....

OK Dahlink!

Better My Dear?

OneOldPunk · Post by **OneOldPunk** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 9:06 am

robert wrote:I think Jack is doing a good job. He is just in an ethical dilemma and doenst want to see the board flame out.

I don't want to take over his job. I just want to help Jack out and make the people posting more confident that they will not be censured. And that has been happening alot as of late

Gooch · Post by **Gooch** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 9:09 am

OneOldPunk wrote:
Gooch wrote:
OneOldPunk wrote: Will you be one of the babies?

Not if you call me baby....I HATE being called baby....
OK Dahlink!

Better My Dear?

Yes, much better dahlink...

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 9:09 am

censorship is fuckin bullshit.....its as bad as radio and tv around here....people should say what they want when they want and not have someones fuckin morals judge what is the spoken word.

Glenn · Post by **Glenn** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 9:28 am

Yeah, I was thinking along the lines of if Jack didnt want to do it or was becoming too time consuming etc.

I think whoever shoud ban Michebel the troll under everyone fingernailsl.

Be a bit more lax with cussing, opinions.

Nice people talk can post at Jonsey blog abd talk about flowers & bannanas etc

LATaurus · Post by **LATaurus** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 9:29 am

and how rocks are alive

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 9:34 am

Jonseys blog is fuckin gone.....hehehe

jr · Post by jr » Wed Apr 05, 2006 9:39 am

Glenn wrote:Yeah, I was thinking along the lines of if Jack didnt want to do it or was becoming too time consuming etc.

I think whoever shoud ban Michebel the troll under everyone fingernailsl.

Be a bit more lax with cussing, opinions.

Nice people talk can post at Jonsey blog abd talk about flowers & bannanas etc

NOPE MICHE FUCT THAT UP TOO
WE CANT TALK THERE EITHER
AND WE NEVER TALKED ABOUT BANANAS
WE TALKED ABOUT KUMQUATS!
THE NIRVANA OF THE FRUIT WORLD

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 9:40 am

cumtwats.....the only fruit that matters

MicheBel · Post by **MicheBel** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 10:25 am

For the record, it was Rotter that got that closed.

zzzzzzz · Post by **zzzzzzz** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 10:34 am

new blood, new blood, new blood,
NEW
BLOOD,
NEW BLOOD./..............

July Cleaver · Post by **July Cleaver** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 10:46 am

I'll be your baby, OOPsie!

LALALA · Post by **LALALA** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 10:47 am

For the record according to whom? Miss Habitual Liar? Truth according to whom?

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 11:04 am

MicheBel wrote:For the record, it was Rotter that got that closed.

Thats it.....blame Canada....

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 11:05 am

MicheBel wrote:For the record, it was Rotter that got that closed.

By the way Miche...you have great titters!

jr · Post by jr » Wed Apr 05, 2006 11:11 am

rotter wrote:
MicheBel wrote:For the record, it was Rotter that got that closed.
Thats it.....blame Canada....

hahaha
funny

OneOldPunk · Post by **OneOldPunk** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 11:19 am

July Cleaver wrote:I'll be your baby, OOPsie!

A kiss for July!

obiwankobe · Post by **obiwankobe** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 11:21 am

How did she manage to get the Jonsey blog closed? That would take a tremendous lack of tact.

LALALA · Post by **LALALA** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 11:22 am

Small wonder, eh Obi????

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 11:26 am

LALALA wrote:Small wonder, eh Obi????

Small wonder maybe...but huge tits!

July Cleaver · Post by **July Cleaver** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 12:10 pm

OneOldPunk wrote:
July Cleaver wrote:I'll be your baby, OOPsie!
A kiss for July!

Swoon...

RickyS · Post by **RickyS** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 12:24 pm

I vote we moderate ourselves. I know with the freedom act crap that's going around no one trusts anyone, but I say fuck 'em all. One thing I can't handle is someone telling me how to speak, or think. So my vote for moderator is..._______.

java · Post by **java** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 12:27 pm

RickyS wrote:I vote we moderate ourselves. I know with the freedom act crap that's going around no one trusts anyone, but I say fuck 'em all. One thing I can't handle is someone telling me how to speak, or think. So my vote for moderator is..._______.

I vote for ________.

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 2:56 pm

Oopsie should be King...

assholitis · Post by **assholitis** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 3:20 pm

Actually a while ago, I requested admin status by Jack. And surprisingly...I was granted it. It gave me the power to delete and edit comments, as well as a few other privileges. But, I'm proud to say that I NEVER once abused it and didn't even tell anyone about it because I didn't want Jack getting barraged with requests. Pretty much the most I did was correct typos in some posts, or delete posts that were accidentally posted twice. BUT, then a couple people caught on and also were granted admin status. Shortly thereafter, some arguments started within the forums and everyone just started deleting everyone else's comments. Jack's solution was to take away admin status from everyone. Judging by the recent stir of things that have gone on, I doubt Jack would grant admin status to anyone else again.
However, I agree with Robert and commence his supoort of Jack despite being warned earlier last week. Very cool of Robert to say.
So I guess it's worth a shot to ask Jack, but I don't see it happening. We wouldn't even need a moderator, if we could simply banish people from here. A Jack's Shack excommunicaion? Possibly a third strike rule? I know someone that's on their 312th strike.

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 9:13 pm

I was a Mod and didn't even KNOW it...so, I never deleted a comment either.....

OneOldPunk · Post by **OneOldPunk** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 9:50 pm

gidgetgoestohell wrote:Oopsie should be King...

When I am King, Dicky will be on every station, everyday!

When I am King, Mr. Steele will be sweeping floors at KROQ!

When I am King, Ms. Girocco will be a jizz mopper at a T.J. peep show!

When I am King, a certain someone will be doing the same thing she does now. Being hated isn't easy! Plus who else can work a glory hole like her?

When I am King, rotter will get a certain someones address!

When I am King, there will be no deletions------ever!

All hail The King!

jr · Post by jr » Wed Apr 05, 2006 10:44 pm

rotter is infamous in these here parts!!

great listing One Old Punk!!

ps - i have to keep making up stories when my daughter sees your icon...
thats some funny shit to explain...

Post by **jack** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 11:32 pm

Heh, it would be nice if there was such a thing as unmoderation, but there's no moderator on here, it will turn into a Jonesy blog.... And we all know what happened there, don't we?

robert · Post by **robert** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 9:02 am

jack wrote:Heh, it would be nice if there was such a thing as unmoderation, but there's no moderator on here, it will turn into a Jonesy blog.... And we all know what happened there, don't we?

Maybe just personal notes and an occasional deletion with explanation to keep ppl on their toes. Sort of like Burningman. The cops are there, bt everything is cool as long as you dont do it in front of them.

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 10:43 am

Booobert...what don't you do infront of coppers??? ~raises eyebrow..ala Goochie~

robert · Post by **robert** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 3:57 pm

gidgetgoestohell wrote:Booobert...what don't you do infront of coppers??? ~raises eyebrow..ala Goochie~

I have no idea of that which you speak... i am an angel.

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 4:57 am

OneOldPunk wrote:
gidgetgoestohell wrote:Oopsie should be King...
When I am King, Dicky will be on every station, everyday!

When I am King, Mr. Steele will be sweeping floors at KROQ!

When I am King, Ms. Girocco will be a jizz mopper at a T.J. peep show!

When I am King, a certain someone will be doing the same thing she does now. Being hated isn't easy! Plus who else can work a glory hole like her?

When I am King, rotter will get a certain someones address!

When I am King, there will be no deletions------ever!

All hail The King!

Whos address will you gimme if you are king?

OneOldPunk · Post by **OneOldPunk** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 6:43 am

rotter wrote:Whos address will you gimme if you are king?

You will get the crusty thong one's address, so that you may do that voodoo, that you do, so well!
ALL HAIL THE KING!
The King of the people, for the people

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 9:18 am

I already have a Miche voodoo doll...she should be feeling a tingling sensation in her crotch right about now

Them pins are a bitch...

RickyS · Post by **RickyS** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 9:43 am

rotter wrote:I already have a Miche voodoo doll...she should be feeling a tingling sensation in her crotch right about now Them pins are a bitch...

Are you sure you got the right doll? My butt feels funny.

MicheBel · Post by **MicheBel** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 9:44 am

Oh! That's what that was! Woo hoooo.

A little to the left, Rotter...

LATaurus · Post by **LATaurus** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 9:55 am

OneOldPunk wrote:Jack, I would like to have moderator status on this forum. Please consider this. The deletions are getting crazy, and I would like to do something about it. If others on this board have a problem with it, no problem. How 'bout it people? Do we need a forum friendly mod on here?

Vote "OOP, The Mod for the people by the people!"

i am hyponitized by the swaying orbs in your avatar ............

......... must ............. comply ............. OOP ............ is ........... King

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 10:47 am

MicheBel wrote:Oh! That's what that was! Woo hoooo.

A little to the left, Rotter...

My doll is all wet...must have been good aim...

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 10:48 am

RickyS wrote:
rotter wrote:I already have a Miche voodoo doll...she should be feeling a tingling sensation in her crotch right about now Them pins are a bitch...
Are you sure you got the right doll? My butt feels funny.

I didn't use the lube either...

zzzzzzz · Post by **zzzzzzz** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 11:57 am

OneOldPunk wrote:
robert wrote:I think Jack is doing a good job. He is just in an ethical dilemma and doenst want to see the board flame out.
I don't want to take over his job. I just want to help Jack out and make the people posting more confident that they will not be censured. And that has been happening alot as of late

my vote is in.

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 8:39 pm

~bump~

OOPSIE FOR KING!!!!

..and moderator

OneOldPunk · Post by **OneOldPunk** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 9:37 am

When I am King, Gidge, Jules Goochie, Nursie, and all the other fine ladies will have a "special" place in my court. Yes I said ladies. Sorry Miche, you have an appendage not needed in my court!

When I am King, the songs heard on the radio will not come from a playlist! (Because Dicky will be playing them all)

When I am King, all the women will wear Hooters uniforms. Except Miche. She will wear the usual house coat, with a camel non-filter hanging out of her toothless mouth!

When I am King, We will have three faucets in the sink. Hot water, cold water, and Beer!

When I am King, rotter will be the official court jester. X-Rated of course!

When I am King, Moz or Chris Isaak will sing the ladies to sleep every night!

When I am King, the starlet de jure will do what is needed keep the men satisfied!

ALL HAIL THE KING

July Cleaver · Post by **July Cleaver** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 9:49 am

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 9:50 am

Woo hoo...Starlets des jour!! Pour Tom....

ALL HAIL THE KING OOPSIE!!!!

OneOldPunk · Post by **OneOldPunk** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 9:53 am

July Cleaver wrote:<center>
<img src="http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b238/ ... nation.jpg" alt="Image hosting by Photobucket"><br><br>
</center>

I JUST HORKED TEA OUT OF MY NOSE WITH THAT ONE!

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 9:54 am

Ahhahahahahahahahahaha..nice socks Oopsie.....

OneOldPunk · Post by **OneOldPunk** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 10:10 am

I shall wear my crown with pride. Unless I have to go thru a small doorway. Only then I will take it off. But just until I pass thru the doorway!

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 10:11 am

You are THE man Oopsie.....and might I add that the gold brocade brings out the rosie color in your cheeks.....

LATaurus · Post by **LATaurus** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 10:11 am

King OOPsie, I just have to ask about your avatar... it's one of the weirdest I've ever seen....

And isn't that critter's one ball bigger than the other? (not that i've been watching it repeatedly or anything)

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 10:17 am

It's all about the unsymetrical testicles....I learned THAT from my three minutes of listening to the UN-Morning Show....

July Cleaver · Post by **July Cleaver** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 10:20 am

I am particularly proud that the baseball cap is peeking out from under the crown!!!

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 10:21 am

Hahahahahahahaha...nice touch Jules.....

OneOldPunk · Post by **OneOldPunk** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 10:23 am

LATaurus wrote:King OOPsie, I just have to ask about your avatar... it's one of the weirdest I've ever seen....

And isn't that critter's one ball bigger than the other? (not that i've been watching it repeatedly or anything)

It just isn't all the way descended yet. We're hoping it will drop soon!

LATaurus · Post by **LATaurus** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 10:23 am

July Cleaver wrote:I am particularly proud that the baseball cap is peeking out from under the crown!!!

You do great work, Jules. Bravo!

LATaurus · Post by **LATaurus** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 10:24 am

OneOldPunk wrote:
LATaurus wrote:King OOPsie, I just have to ask about your avatar... it's one of the weirdest I've ever seen....

And isn't that critter's one ball bigger than the other? (not that i've been watching it repeatedly or anything)
It just isn't all the way descended yet. We're hoping it will drop soon!

LMAO

But what is that clip from? Interspecies porn, or what???

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 10:25 am

~wonders if Oopsie's wolfie had the mumps as a pup~

DIsPervertNurse · Post by **DIsPervertNurse** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 10:56 am

Nah....he HAS elephantitus!

LATaurus · Post by **LATaurus** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 10:58 am

yeah, but WHERE'S IT FROM?????????????????????

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 11:03 am

It looks like a commercial of some sort...obviously not something that would be aired here in the States.....LOL

DIsPervertNurse · Post by **DIsPervertNurse** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 11:05 am

Maybe its a new commercial for Planters??? Could that have gotten a new mascot??

LATaurus · Post by **LATaurus** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 11:05 am

I agree, Red Riding Hood appears to be Asian... probably Japanese, but I'm trying to get my head around WHAT they'd be advertising.....

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 11:08 am

I dunno....maybe take out food?? Road service??? Super size condoms????

LATaurus · Post by **LATaurus** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 11:08 am

pick-a-nick baskets??

DIsPervertNurse · Post by **DIsPervertNurse** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 11:13 am

Testicular Cancer????

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 11:14 am

Denture cream????

DIsPervertNurse · Post by **DIsPervertNurse** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 11:19 am

I know.....JOCK ITCH CREAM!!!!!!!

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 11:21 am

There we gooooo!!! ~searches through her bag of gift goodies~

DIsPervertNurse · Post by **DIsPervertNurse** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 11:27 am

FOUND THE COMMERCIAL!!!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Oq8xuVnB-Pk

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 11:29 am

It's a RACOON???? LMAO

DIsPervertNurse · Post by **DIsPervertNurse** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 11:30 am

AND THE TRANSLATION!!!

http://web.tampabay.rr.com/starchsr/anabuki.htm

LATaurus · Post by **LATaurus** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 11:30 am

Way to go NURSIE!!!

well done

I thought it was Japenese.... and a raccoon.... but wasn't entirely sure.

still don't know wtf they're selling though

LOL

DIsPervertNurse · Post by **DIsPervertNurse** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 11:33 am

She is the "good girl" that is the "mascot" for 'Anabuki Construction Co'

LATaurus · Post by **LATaurus** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 11:33 am

I found some info by searching the company's name: Anabuki

http://www.electricpenguin.com/jwr/anabuki.html

Note: Unfortunately these ads have become too popular
and are generating too much traffic, so I have removed the QuickTime files and replaced them with static images. Sorry!

These are two of the strangest ads I have ever seen.
They are for a Japanese construction company called Anabuki Construction and are advertising a new apartment/condo block.

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 11:36 am

Ok...so it's a big balled badger??? I didn't notice that the animals had breasts too until I watched it again....too funny.....

DIsPervertNurse · Post by **DIsPervertNurse** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 11:38 am

Same here Gidge...I didn't notice it until I read the translation and watched again as well!

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 11:39 am

Hehehehehehe...I am chortling over here....BAD.....hehehehehehehehe...

DIsPervertNurse · Post by **DIsPervertNurse** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 11:40 am

Ah, yes...but did you HORK?

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 11:42 am

I wasn't drinking anything at the time...I guess that I dried horked....

DIsPervertNurse · Post by **DIsPervertNurse** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 11:52 am

LMAO!!!

July Cleaver · Post by **July Cleaver** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 12:23 pm

Careful Gidgey - dry horking can be tough on ya!

Glad to have finally seen the whole commercial - it's been one of those "wtf" things, every time I've seen that avitar!

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 4:24 pm

Lavendar blue
dilly dilly
lavendar greeen
If Oopsie were King
dilly dilly
he'd make all the women his queen(s)

With a dilly dilly heart
on a dilly dilly day
Oopsie would make that evil bitch Miche go away

Lavendar blue
dilly dilly
lavendar greeen
If Oopsie were King
dilly dilly
he'd grant all our dreams

OneOldPunk · Post by **OneOldPunk** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 7:47 pm

gidgetgoestohell wrote:Lavendar blue
dilly dilly
lavendar greeen
If Oopsie were King
dilly dilly
he'd make all the women his queen(s)

With a dilly dilly heart
on a dilly dilly day
Oopsie would make that evil bitch Miche go away

Lavendar blue
dilly dilly
lavendar greeen
If Oopsie were King
dilly dilly
he'd grant all our dreams

This will be my Kingdoms Anthem!

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 7:48 pm

Yeahhhh...I finally get songwriting credits....Do I get any other perks with this?????

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Sun Apr 09, 2006 6:55 am

....and Riff said not to quit my day job.....

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Sun Apr 09, 2006 8:42 am

gidgetgoestohell wrote:Yeahhhh...I finally get songwriting credits....Do I get any other perks with this?????

I'll be your groupie...

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Sun Apr 09, 2006 9:21 am

Ok...just as long as you promise not to have taken notes from YOU KNOW WHO on how to be a groupie...I can knock out a temporary restraining order in under fifteen minutes or less if you have.....

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Sun Apr 09, 2006 10:11 am

when I said groupie I meant fuck your brains out...i don't need fuckin notes to do that,I just need to roll you in flour to find the fuckin wet spot

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Sun Apr 09, 2006 10:11 am

Could we use a flour replacement? I am allergic....

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Sun Apr 09, 2006 10:14 am

.....smartass

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